~Milk-Chan~ The Surrealist

[Milk-Chan]

Milky has taken a break from major card making for a while, so I figured I'd step back into [The Game lolz] with something that represents me more than anything ever. Surrealism. Yes, the picture is supposed to make it an oxymoron, or clash with the name, or whatever you wanna say. Why? Because I am demented like that.

Note: I was not stoned or anything when I had this idea. xD

 

[align=center]F(A)nt(A)stic(A)l...W*himsic(A)l! Surre(A)list?

This card's name is also read as "Fantastical Whimsical Surrealist". This card cannot be Special Summoned. This card returns to the owner's hand during the End Phase of the turn that this card is Normal Summoned or flipped face-up. When this card is Summoned, no Trap cards can be activated. When this card returns to your hand because of it's Spirit Effect, Summon all monsters in your hand(Disregarding Summoning Conditions. Effects are not activated at this time). As long as this card is in your hand, the monsters Summoned are treated as Normal Monsters and cannot Attack. When this card is Summoned again, select 1 monster Summoned by this effect to Attack(Except Directly. Skip the Damage Step.). When this card is destroyed by battle, all monsters on the field are treated as if "Surreal" were before it's name. All monsters with "Surreal" in its name are removed from play 3 turns after this card is destroyed.

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[spoiler=For those who don't understand the surrealism here...]

See, its effect allows you to summon all the monsters in your hand! That's a dream come true to many...however, it's like an illusion, a fantasy, SURREALISM!, because they can't harm your opponent. Best way to put it, is that this card would represent a (nightmarish)hallucination by your opponent.

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

Okay the efect is pretty elaborate so for efect: 8.5/9.5

Pic: IDK what to say so its pretty much an overll of 5.3/9.5

[Lord Smeagle]

Could very well be the most original effect I've ever seen.

 

9/10 - point deducted for making me lose The Game.

 

Just kidding, it's a perfect 10.

[Milk-Chan]

I lol'd. I think the effect couldn't fit into a preexisting classification, because it has that "What?" feeling to it.

Thanks for the rates, keep 'em coming.

[-DOOM]

Many OCG errors, i can't even understand parts of its effect. I'll try to correct what i can understand.

 

This face-up card's name is treated as "Fantastical Whimsical Surrealist". This card cannot be Special Summoned. This card returns to the owner's hand during the End Phase of the turn that this card is Normal Summoned or flipped face-up. When this card is Summoned, no Trap cards can be activated. When this card returns to your hand because of it's own Effect, Special Summon all monsters from your hand ignoring their Summoning Conditions.

 

What do you mean with this part:

(Effects are not activated at this time).

 

As long as this card is in your hand, the Summoned monsters are treated as Normal Monsters and cannot attack.

 

and this

cannot be Summoned

 

 

When this card is Summoned select 1 monster Summoned by this card's effect.

 

i don't get the rest of its effect.... maybe you can help me?

I won't give a rating because i can't understand the effect properly.

[Milk-Chan]

Ok. Lemme break it down for ya' mate.

[spoiler=The breakdown]This card's name is also read as "Fantastical Whimsical Surrealist".

This line means that the name will be read as this instead of what it's name actually is. For example an equip card. It would say "This card can only be equipped to "Fantastical..."", instead of "This card can only be equipped to "F(A)nt(A)stical..."".

 

This card cannot be Special Summoned. This card returns to the owner's hand during the End Phase of the turn that this card is Normal Summoned or flipped face-up.

Standard Spirit text.

 

When this card is Summoned, no Trap cards can be activated.

Self-Explainable.

 

When this card returns to your hand because of it's Spirit Effect, Summon all monsters in your hand(Disregarding Summoning Conditions. Effects are not activated at this time).

When "FWS" returns to your hand at the end of your turn like a Spirit monster, Summon all the other monsters currently in your hand. Whatever Conditions to be summoned are ignored, and whatever effects would activate are not.

 

As long as this card is in your hand, the monsters Summoned are treated as Normal Monsters, cannot be Summoned, and cannot Attack.

Said monsters are treated as Normal, vanilla, effect-less monsters while on the field by "FWS"'s effect. The underlined is a mistake that I will fix. Otherwise, those said monsters cannot attack at this time.

 

When this card is Summoned again, select 1 monster Summoned by this effect to Attack(Except Directly. Skip the Damage Step.).

When you Summon "FWS" after being returned to your hand once before, select one of the previously said summoned monsters to attack.

 

When this card is destroyed by battle, all monsters on the field are treated as if "Surreal" were before it's name.

Self-explainable.

 

All monsters with "Surreal" in its name are removed from play 3 turns after this card is destroyed.

The ladder.

 

[archie17]

There's too much keeping track of when using this card which makes it less playable/realistic. The pic isn't good nor the custom card layout. 5/10

[-DOOM]

thanks now i got it i think. pretty unique card^^ maybe a bit OP because you can still use the monsters for Synchros.

8,5/10

and i like the way you edited the card, so 9/10 :D

[ragnarok1945]

"When this card returns to your hand because of it's Spirit Effect," I think you can write it as "When this card returns to your hand from its own effect"

 

problem with summoning all the monsters in your hand is that you can still use them for synchro summon, and that makes it OPed

 

8.4/10

[Milk-Chan]

There's too much keeping track of when using this card which makes it less playable/realistic. The pic isn't good nor the custom card layout. 5/10

 

That's not really a legit reason for it to not be playable/realistic. There are plenty of monsters with long and confusing effects and are real. The picture was with no intention to be good' date=' and the layout was purposely odd and unrelated to the card. You basically complimented the surrealism I was aiming for. : D

 

thanks now i got it i think. pretty unique card^^ maybe a bit OP because you can still use the monsters for Synchros.

8,5/10

and i like the way you edited the card, so 9/10 :D

 

I suppose that would be somewhat troublesome. I guess that could be tweaked a bit.