Dweller of Parables Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 So I was driving my car across the highway and noticed a smiley face.It was the lol face. Then letters appeared.It came out of a small aircraft. It spelled "Jesus Loves You". I lol'd and then kept on driving because the cars near me were about to collide onto mine. We discuss creative actions done by aircraft or fireworks.It's almost that time of year where a house is burnt and then pyrotechnics are flying in the sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 I wonder if it's possible to destroy a plane with fireworks, from the ground. . . . *runs to experiment* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Omega Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 What's this 'lol' face you speak of? I only know of the 'epic smiley' :D Also, creativity is hardly around anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Just because I'm jewish doesn't mean I don't know who Jesus is. Wait- he's the one who leaves quarters under your pillow, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Just because I'm jewish doesn't mean I don't know who Jesus is. Wait- he's the one who leaves quarters under your pillow' date=' right?[/quote'] That'd be Oprah Winfrey. No need to worry though, I get them confused all the time too. They're like clones of eachother. =s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Just because I'm jewish doesn't mean I don't know who Jesus is. Wait- he's the one who leaves quarters under your pillow' date=' right?[/quote'] That'd be Oprah Winfrey. No need to worry though, I get them confused all the time too. They're like clones of eachother. =sDamnit, I just lost 1,000 dollars. Oh well, at least I got someone else to agree with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BehindTheMask Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 If Jesus loves little children...does that make him a pedophile? P_P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 If Jesus loves little children...does that make him a pedophile? P_P NO JESUS DOES NOT COUNT WHEN HE DOES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted December 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Raptor Jesus be biting yo face if he don' find no tooth under your pillow. Srs post: the lol face I meant was this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeREVOLUTION Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 If Jesus love EVERYONE, Jesus must be pedofile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 If Jesus love EVERYONE' date=' Jesus must be pedofile.[/quote'] By this logic, anyone who has siblings and loves them is a pedophile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Dan Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Wait- he's the one who leaves quarters under your pillow' date=' right?[/quote']I KNEW IT! My parents said he's the son of God, but I KNEW he was the guy who leaves quarters under pillows!I want to see a Jesus fish made by fireworks.Then I want a plain to ram into the sparks, catch on fire, and bloew up in midair, showering debris on many innocent people bel-What's everyone looking at.*Sweats*GET THE H*LL AWAY FROM ME YOU PSYCHOS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 If Jesus love EVERYONE' date=' Jesus must be pedofile.[/quote'] By this logic, anyone who has siblings and loves them is a pedophile. From my understanding, siblings nowadays are supposed to hate eachother vehemently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Omega Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Raptor Jesus be biting yo face if he don' find no tooth under your pillow. Srs post: the lol face I meant was this one. That's teh Epic smiley :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 If Jesus love EVERYONE' date=' Jesus must be pedofile.[/quote'] By this logic, anyone who has siblings and loves them is a pedophile. From my understanding, siblings nowadays are supposed to hate eachother vehemently. What kind of logic is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Siblings aren't supposed to hate each other, they just do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YuugiCM Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 What's this 'lol' face you speak of? I only know of the 'epic smiley' :D Also' date=' creativity is hardly around anymore.[/quote'] thats because your not looking in the right places Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HORUS Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Drones since the dawn of timeCompelled to live your sheltered livesNot once has anyone ever seenSuch a rise of pure hypocrisyI'll instigate, I'll free your mindI'll show you what I've known all this time God HATES Us All, God HATES Us AllYou know it's true, God hates this placeYou know it's true, he hates this race Homicide, suicideHate heals, you should try it sometimeStrive for Peace with acts of warThe beauty of death we all adoreI have no faith distracting meI know why your prayers will never be answered God HATES Us All; God HATES Us All Pessimist, Terrorist targeting the next markGlobal chaos feeding on hysteriaCut throat, slit your wrist, shoot you in the back - fair gameDrug abuse, self abuse searching for the next highSounds a lot like hell is spreading all the timeI'm waiting for the day the whole world dies I never said I wanted to be God's discipleI'll never be the one to blindly follow Man made virus infecting the worldSelf-destruct, human time bombWhat if there is no God would you think the sameWasting your life in a leap of blind faithWake up, can't ignore what I sayI got my own philosophy I hate everyone equallyYou can't tear that out of meNo segregation just separationJust me in my world of enemies I never said I wanted to be God's discipleI'll never be the one to blindly followI'll never be the one to bear the cross-disciple I reject this raceI despise this place Disciple - Slayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Drones since the dawn of timeCompelled to live your sheltered livesNot once has anyone ever seenSuch a rise of pure hypocrisyI'll instigate' date=' I'll free your mindI'll show you what I've known all this time God HATES Us All, God HATES Us AllYou know it's true, God hates this placeYou know it's true, he hates this race Homicide, suicideHate heals, you should try it sometimeStrive for Peace with acts of warThe beauty of death we all adoreI have no faith distracting meI know why your prayers will never be answered God HATES Us All; God HATES Us All Pessimist, Terrorist targeting the next markGlobal chaos feeding on hysteriaCut throat, slit your wrist, shoot you in the back - fair gameDrug abuse, self abuse searching for the next highSounds a lot like hell is spreading all the timeI'm waiting for the day the whole world dies I never said I wanted to be God's discipleI'll never be the one to blindly follow Man made virus infecting the worldSelf-destruct, human time bombWhat if there is no God would you think the sameWasting your life in a leap of blind faithWake up, can't ignore what I sayI got my own philosophy I hate everyone equallyYou can't tear that out of meNo segregation just separationJust me in my world of enemies I never said I wanted to be God's discipleI'll never be the one to blindly followI'll never be the one to bear the cross-disciple I reject this raceI despise this place Disciple - Slayer[/quote'] -Resists urges to post lyrics to Cult- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Dahlia Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 If Jesus love EVERYONE' date=' Jesus must be [i']really[/i] horny.Fix'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 ITS CALLED AWESOME FACE, NOT LOL FACE. WHY DID NO ONE POINT THIS OUT? Also, I'm pretty sure Jesus doesn't love me =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Dahlia Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 ITS CALLED AWESOME FACE' date=' NOT LOL FACE. WHY DID NO ONE POINT THIS OUT? Also, I'm pretty sure Jesus doesn't love me =/[/quote']Oh ya.He loves you.Alot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted December 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Sorry, I love my brother. If he were in the verge of death, I'd cry :/Take it in however you want that line, folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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