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So I was driving my car across the highway and noticed a smiley face.

It was the lol face.

Then letters appeared.

It came out of a small aircraft.

It spelled "Jesus Loves You".

I lol'd and then kept on driving because the cars near me were about to collide onto mine.

 

We discuss creative actions done by aircraft or fireworks.

It's almost that time of year where a house is burnt and then pyrotechnics are flying in the sky.

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Just because I'm jewish doesn't mean I don't know who Jesus is. Wait- he's the one who leaves quarters under your pillow' date=' right?

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That'd be Oprah Winfrey. No need to worry though, I get them confused all the time too. They're like clones of eachother. =s

Damnit, I just lost 1,000 dollars. Oh well, at least I got someone else to agree with me.

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Wait- he's the one who leaves quarters under your pillow' date=' right?

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I KNEW IT! My parents said he's the son of God, but I KNEW he was the guy who leaves quarters under pillows!

I want to see a Jesus fish made by fireworks.

Then I want a plain to ram into the sparks, catch on fire, and bloew up in midair, showering debris on many innocent people bel-

What's everyone looking at.

*Sweats*

GET THE H*LL AWAY FROM ME YOU PSYCHOS!!!!

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If Jesus love EVERYONE' date=' Jesus must be pedofile.

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By this logic, anyone who has siblings and loves them is a pedophile.

 

From my understanding, siblings nowadays are supposed to hate eachother vehemently.

 

What kind of logic is that?

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Drones since the dawn of time

Compelled to live your sheltered lives

Not once has anyone ever seen

Such a rise of pure hypocrisy

I'll instigate, I'll free your mind

I'll show you what I've known all this time

 

God HATES Us All, God HATES Us All

You know it's true, God hates this place

You know it's true, he hates this race

 

Homicide, suicide

Hate heals, you should try it sometime

Strive for Peace with acts of war

The beauty of death we all adore

I have no faith distracting me

I know why your prayers will never be answered

 

God HATES Us All; God HATES Us All

 

Pessimist, Terrorist targeting the next mark

Global chaos feeding on hysteria

Cut throat, slit your wrist, shoot you in the back - fair game

Drug abuse, self abuse searching for the next high

Sounds a lot like hell is spreading all the time

I'm waiting for the day the whole world dies

 

I never said I wanted to be God's disciple

I'll never be the one to blindly follow

 

Man made virus infecting the world

Self-destruct, human time bomb

What if there is no God would you think the same

Wasting your life in a leap of blind faith

Wake up, can't ignore what I say

I got my own philosophy

 

I hate everyone equally

You can't tear that out of me

No segregation just separation

Just me in my world of enemies

 

I never said I wanted to be God's disciple

I'll never be the one to blindly follow

I'll never be the one to bear the cross-disciple

 

I reject this race

I despise this place

 

 

Disciple - Slayer

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Drones since the dawn of time

Compelled to live your sheltered lives

Not once has anyone ever seen

Such a rise of pure hypocrisy

I'll instigate' date=' I'll free your mind

I'll show you what I've known all this time

 

God HATES Us All, God HATES Us All

You know it's true, God hates this place

You know it's true, he hates this race

 

Homicide, suicide

Hate heals, you should try it sometime

Strive for Peace with acts of war

The beauty of death we all adore

I have no faith distracting me

I know why your prayers will never be answered

 

God HATES Us All; God HATES Us All

 

Pessimist, Terrorist targeting the next mark

Global chaos feeding on hysteria

Cut throat, slit your wrist, shoot you in the back - fair game

Drug abuse, self abuse searching for the next high

Sounds a lot like hell is spreading all the time

I'm waiting for the day the whole world dies

 

I never said I wanted to be God's disciple

I'll never be the one to blindly follow

 

Man made virus infecting the world

Self-destruct, human time bomb

What if there is no God would you think the same

Wasting your life in a leap of blind faith

Wake up, can't ignore what I say

I got my own philosophy

 

I hate everyone equally

You can't tear that out of me

No segregation just separation

Just me in my world of enemies

 

I never said I wanted to be God's disciple

I'll never be the one to blindly follow

I'll never be the one to bear the cross-disciple

 

I reject this race

I despise this place

 

 

Disciple - Slayer

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-Resists urges to post lyrics to Cult-

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