Father Wolf Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Ill just leave this hereMe: DUDE when the funk did condoms become expensive! Friend: Um, since trashbags went up in price. You know plastic is made from Oil, so therefore: The price of condoms is in direct relation to the amount of oil factories in the Middle East being bombed. funked up Fact of the Day Me: Terrorism increases the costs of condoms which forces ppl to have sex with out them, so they have babies and they dont have the money to take care of them. So in the end Terrorism starves babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blamonchesix Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Whoa. I knew terrorism was bad but this takes the cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 I didn't even know that plastic was made from oil because I'm a major noob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 I lol'ed harder than I've done since... Umm... Yeah xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 lol, that's pretty funny. But doesn't pertain to me since I don't use condoms. Ditto's are immune to AIDs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seta Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 "People with power seek a way to use it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Mark Twain, the American novelist, was the first known author to submit a typed manuscript. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yasu Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 The first female guest host of "Saturday Night Live" was Candace Bergen. If you eat a bar of chocolate every day for 36,500 days, you'll live to be 100 years old. Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 The first female guest host of "Saturday Night Live" was Candace Bergen. If you eat a bar of chocolate every day for 36' date='500 days, you'll live to be 100 years old.[/b'] Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself. I lol'ed even harder at this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction. The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is. Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 According to suicide statistics' date=' Monday is the favored day for self-destruction. The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is. Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.[/quote'] Clearly you've never seen Dumbo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 According to suicide statistics' date=' Monday is the favored day for self-destruction. The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is. Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.[/quote'] Clearly you've never seen Dumbo... Fly =/= Jump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 According to suicide statistics' date=' Monday is the favored day for self-destruction. The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is. Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.[/quote'] Clearly you've never seen Dumbo... Fly =/= Jump.He clearly jumps out of the building B4 he flies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction. This is a proven fact? NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES CHRIS MONDAYS. D:< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 According to suicide statistics' date=' Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.[/i'] This is a proven fact? NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES CHRIS MONDAYS. D:< I C WUT U DID THAR Oh, and the suicide thing? funking hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Marijuana has caused exactly 0 deaths according to medical history. ^ ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Is Mary Jane gonna be sold in stores when Obama legalizes it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Marijuana has caused exactly 0 deaths according to medical history. ^ ^ Does marijuana even have any major detrimental (sp?) side effects? ...no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Is Mary Jane gonna be sold in stores when Obama legalizes it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Not sure. But BJ's better get a large inventory of that stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Does that mean that terrorism is bad?[/sarcasm] So does high gas consumption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 FACT: Lysol fails in comparison to Pine Sol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twin Seed Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 We live to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Coldplay is U2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twin Seed Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Facts are opinions that can be proven true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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