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Ill just leave this here

Me: DUDE when the funk did condoms become expensive!

 

Friend: Um, since trashbags went up in price. You know plastic is made from Oil, so therefore: The price of condoms is in direct relation to the amount of oil factories in the Middle East being bombed. funked up Fact of the Day

 

Me: Terrorism increases the costs of condoms which forces ppl to have sex with out them, so they have babies and they dont have the money to take care of them. So in the end Terrorism starves babies.

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The first female guest host of "Saturday Night Live" was Candace Bergen.

 

If you eat a bar of chocolate every day for 36,500 days, you'll live to be 100 years old.

 

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

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The first female guest host of "Saturday Night Live" was Candace Bergen.

 

If you eat a bar of chocolate every day for 36' date='500 days, you'll live to be 100 years old.[/b']

 

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

 

I lol'ed even harder at this one.

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According to suicide statistics' date=' Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.

 

The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.

 

Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.

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Clearly you've never seen Dumbo...

 

Fly =/= Jump.

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According to suicide statistics' date=' Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.

 

The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.

 

Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.

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Clearly you've never seen Dumbo...

 

Fly =/= Jump.

He clearly jumps out of the building B4 he flies

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