Niño Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 [align=left]Lets be breif here,born; 270 A.D, he earned his reputation by going around giving coins to the poor, or something like that, he would more then likley have been Muslim, correct me if I'm wrong, so why is he used in a Christian holiday?. Anyways, discuss St. Nicholas, how he effected culture today and what you want for Christmas :3[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 omg enough talk about Christmas.This thread should be about babeh Jesus' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niño Posted December 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Babeh Jesuzz was cool an totalleh realz,But family guy is so lol religion, which is funny, but racist, Black Jesus: I rode into a town on an ass, yo mammas assBlack Jesus!¬.¬ for srs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 funk baby Jesus, this thread is now about Metal Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Dahlia Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 l don't know much about him, but maybe he got mixed up along the way? Stories had been passed down orally for ages before they became books, so that could be it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 He went around giving gifts to strangers because it made him happy to see peoples get stuff. And as for baby Jesus, he was born outside surrounded by smelly, unclean animals without the proper tools or medical procedures to actually be giving birth in the first place. He got mutated and that's how he was able to come back from the grave 3 days later. And become Zombie Jesus! Quick, tell him rabbits are laying the eggs so we can keep the important chickens. And we should also color the eggs and hide them so that he gets pissed off and will eventually give up hunting our chickens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 I used to believe Jolly Saint Nick was my Uncle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niño Posted December 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 ...WAHY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 yeah, but my mum never spoke of him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niño Posted December 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 again..why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 idk.she always went "u don't need to know about an ol' drunk" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niño Posted December 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 I raised my eyebrows and lol'ed slightly, xD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 hey, I was upset when I found out he was an ol' drunk and not santa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niño Posted December 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 I actually lol'ed. So naieve ;]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 You kids these days laughing at one's misery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niño Posted December 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 I'm so sorreh, in fact I'm so sorreh I will give old Uncle / St. Nick a home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 St. Nick was a pedophile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niño Posted December 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 How so?inb4hewentintochildrenshomesatnightwhiletheyweresleepingorsomeshizzlikethat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 He has time to deliver gifts all around the world.I can't see why he can't do those actions. (fun) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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