六兆年と一夜物語 Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 Discuss the Christian Angelic Hierarchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Supreme Gamesmaster Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 It's bloody awesome, ne? Anno topped it, of course, but there isn't much Anno didn't top. It must suck to be a Seraph, though. The worship is bad enough, but they're also on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shatteredfox Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 It's bloody awesome' date=' ne? Anno topped it, of course, but there isn't much Anno didn't top. It must suck to be a Seraph, though. The worship is bad enough, but they're also [i']on fire[/i]. I thought the Thrones/Ophanim had it worse, I mean obviously the seraph had to worship(and ofcourse I assume they don't feel the fiery pain) but the thrones/Ophanim have to be spin and spin and spin eternally as a damn wheel. Can't think of other hierarchy but give me a second :P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscatter Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 It's bloody awesome' date=' ne? Anno topped it, of course, but there isn't much Anno didn't top. It must suck to be a Seraph, though. The worship is bad enough, but they're also [i']on fire[/i]. Hell sounds SO much better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Supreme Gamesmaster Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 It's bloody awesome' date=' ne? Anno topped it, of course, but there isn't much Anno didn't top. It must suck to be a Seraph, though. The worship is bad enough, but they're also [i']on fire[/i]. Hell sounds SO much better...I always imagined Hell as a place where people basically become seraphs, except they're worshiping an even bigger jabroni. It's bloody awesome' date=' ne? Anno topped it, of course, but there isn't much Anno didn't top. It must suck to be a Seraph, though. The worship is bad enough, but they're also [i']on fire[/i]. I thought the Thrones/Ophanim had it worse, I mean obviously the seraph had to worship(and ofcourse I assume they don't feel the fiery pain) but the thrones/Ophanim have to be spin and spin and spin eternally as a damn wheel. Can't think of other hierarchy but give me a second :P.As part of God's giant chariot, no less. I think they get to move as they please, though, as long as they keep spinning. Plus, the Ophanim get to gloat about being giant wheels with hundreds of eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscatter Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 It's bloody awesome' date=' ne? Anno topped it, of course, but there isn't much Anno didn't top. It must suck to be a Seraph, though. The worship is bad enough, but they're also [i']on fire[/i]. Hell sounds SO much better...I always imagined Hell as a place where people basically become seraphs, except they're worshiping an even bigger a******. God = perfection itself, impossible to understand for mortalsSatan = perfection of mind, the sum of all mortal attributes minus humbleness. If God and Satan would exist, I would be with Satan. Fortunately enough, they don't. A French philosopher, his name does not cross my mind right now, said once "Men do not desire God. They desire heaven." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Supreme Gamesmaster Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 It's bloody awesome' date=' ne? Anno topped it, of course, but there isn't much Anno didn't top. It must suck to be a Seraph, though. The worship is bad enough, but they're also [i']on fire[/i]. Hell sounds SO much better...I always imagined Hell as a place where people basically become seraphs, except they're worshiping an even bigger a******. God = perfection itself, impossible to understand for mortalsSatan = perfection of mind, the sum of all mortal attributes minus humbleness. If God and Satan would exist, I would be with Satan. Fortunately enough, they don't. A French philosopher, his name does not cross my mind right now, said once "Men do not desire God. They desire heaven."Methinks you ripped that description of Satan straight out of theistic Satanist scriptures, mon ami (and they do have scriptures; any religious text ever is called a scripture). Looking at actual ancient Hebrew mythology, he was kind of a dick. Lucky, right? 'Specially since the general consensus is that Satan and co will all be obliterated into nothingness post-NEWJESUS. It wasn't Rousseau, that's for sure. O,x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 Gah, no! Not this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deucalion Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 Looking at ancient Hebrew mythology, God was a dick, too. Job did not deserve that, I mean, really. That's the holy equivalent of throwing a temper tantrum. Also, the Talmud relates that it is forbidden to sit down in heaven for everyone except God and Metatron, the Holy Scribe Seraph. What kind of a God forbids sitting down? Why? What reason could there be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscatter Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 It's bloody awesome' date=' ne? Anno topped it, of course, but there isn't much Anno didn't top. It must suck to be a Seraph, though. The worship is bad enough, but they're also [i']on fire[/i]. Hell sounds SO much better...I always imagined Hell as a place where people basically become seraphs, except they're worshiping an even bigger a******. God = perfection itself, impossible to understand for mortalsSatan = perfection of mind, the sum of all mortal attributes minus humbleness. If God and Satan would exist, I would be with Satan. Fortunately enough, they don't. A French philosopher, his name does not cross my mind right now, said once "Men do not desire God. They desire heaven."Methinks you ripped that description of Satan straight out of theistic Satanist scriptures, mon ami (and they do have scriptures; any religious text ever is called a scripture). Looking at actual ancient Hebrew mythology, he was kind of a dick. Lucky, right? 'Specially since the general consensus is that Satan and co will all be obliterated into nothingness post-NEWJESUS. It wasn't Rousseau, that's for sure. O,xActually, I made that up (not the philosophical quote, but Satan's description. It is said that God removed Satan (Lucifer) from Heaven because he was very very smart and lucid and for a fraction of a second he thought about him being almost equal to God (not very much of a good reason, don't you think?). That was the starting point I expanded.)Looking at ancient Hebrew mythology' date=' God was a dick, too. Job did not deserve that, I mean, really. That's the holy equivalent of throwing a temper tantrum. Also, the Talmud relates that it is forbidden to sit down in heaven for everyone except God and Metatron, the Holy Scribe Seraph. What kind of a God forbids sitting down? Why? What reason could there be?[/quote'] It is said that laziness is one of the most important sins in the afterlife, even more important than stealing. Again, lolreligion. Christianity is just as Mythological and metaphorical as anything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 inb4religionthread Religion thread please. See what I did there? ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscatter Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 You mean you want Icy to erase this? No way, that would totally reduce my post count! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted December 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 inb4religionthread Religion thread please. See what I did there? ;D . . . . . . Not really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 You mean you want Icy to erase this? No way' date=' that would totally reduce my post count![/quote'] Icy's quit, lol. While I'm at it, so has Hunter. inb4religionthread Religion thread please. See what I did there? ;D . . . . . . Not really. That's because you suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted December 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 inb4religionthread Religion thread please. See what I did there? ;D . . . . . . Not really. That's because you suck. NO U Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscatter Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Anyway, don't just notice Inappropriate threads, mods (any mods) may erase them, and again, that hurts our post counts *inner spammer speaking up*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Oh no not our post counts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted December 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 '.' Get back on the topic or GTFO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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