OMeGle

[Womi]

Discuss this entertaining little thing.

http://omegle.com

 

 

[spoiler=my latest conversation]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: kindly be more mature

Stranger: ??

Stranger: Excuse me? :L

You: Srsly, 'tis no place for trolling.

Stranger: ??

You: Stop offending.

You: You make me cry. ;.;

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

I was in Icy-mood. xD

[Xazeon]

One of mine:

You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: u a guy?

Stranger: yes

You: sweet. u wanna cyberr?

Stranger: eyah

You: ok... i walk into the room... wearing nothing but a bra.

Stranger: ooh nice

You: i slowly take off the bra....

You: wat do u wanna do to me next? =)

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: ima kiss you

Stranger: slowly and gently

You: i lick ur face.... then ur npenis.... then we go to bed... i start masturbaiting....

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: i lick all over your body

You: ...only to reveal....................... i have a penis

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Womi]

lawl, how long did it last for him to disconnect?

[Xazeon]

Around 7 seconds.

[Womi]

lolable! xD

[~Shore]

This gets boring pretty fast since 99% of the people there are trolls.

 

I prefer cleaverbot

[Womi]

Yeah, cleverbot is actually great fun. xD

[Raelen]

I used to troll there. I'll try to dig up some old convos. ^_^

[Womi]

Have you trolled a lot?

[Silent Omega]

Oh yeah, I went there about a week ago :P

 

Stranger: hi

You: Hello.

Stranger: asl?

You: Sure.

You: 19, Female, Up yours.

[CeDeFiA]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: Russian male 17 with webcam you?

You: Russian male 17 with webcam

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[Womi]

Lawl at both. xD

[Willieh]

[spoiler=long] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Uck'd noiz jameier?

Stranger: yaller

Stranger: why you speaking jabroni speak?

You: Do you speak Feaindorwellsh?

Stranger: No.

Stranger: Teach me.

You: Ah

You: Um

You: I can't teach you in a small amount of time =\

Stranger: to be honest

You: It's similar to russian

Stranger: I haven't heard of that language.

You: but it uses Roman alphabet

Stranger: Is it an artificial language?

You: No

You: It comes from a small Island off the Coast of Europe

You: called M'odanx

Stranger: Oh

You: Where are you from?

Stranger: I haven't heard of that either.

You: Well it's a small island

You: not many people have been

Stranger: I know of the Isle of Man.

Stranger: And its language is Manx.

Stranger: Which is close to Welsh.

You: Um

You: I don't speak welsh

You: I speak Feaindorwellsh

You: Pronounced "Fayndougherweelsh

Stranger: Is it in Google?

You: I guess

Stranger: Apparently, it's not. :(

You: Wow

You: That's strange

You: Did you spell it right?

Stranger: Well, try it yourself.

You: Yes

You: I got results

You: 12 million something

You: did you spell it right?

Stranger: "Feaindorwellsh"

You: Yes

You: try searching that

You: Or is that what you searched?

Stranger: No results.

You: That's strange

You: Try Bing

Stranger: 58,100,000.00

Stranger: results

You: Ah

You: Well Bingu (bing) is the English name for my Island

Stranger: Oh.

Stranger: So you are Russian?

You: No

You: The island is owned by Germany itself

You: But the language is similar to russian

You: But with Roman characters

Stranger: I thought you are from Modanx? Then now you are from Bingu? And besides, there's no Bingu Island in Google! Haha

Stranger: :P

Stranger: lol

You: No

You: You don't listen

You: Bingu is the ENGLISH name for my island

You: when translated

You: completely

You: But the name of my island is M'odanx

Stranger: OK.

Stranger: It's not in Google either.

You: Pronounced "Meowdahncks"

You: Did you check the Feaindorwellsh version of Google

Stranger: Of course not.

You: Well try

Stranger: I can't even search for it.

You: Here's a link to my language on Google

You: google.cn

You: Oh no

You: that's the chinese version of google

You: my bad ^ ^

You: 1 second

Stranger: Well,

Stranger: I think you are Chinese.

You: http://www.google.ru/

You: That's it

Stranger: No.

Stranger: You are really Chinese.

You: No I'm not

You: I don't even know any chinese

You: I know some japanese

You: But no chinese

You: I also know some spanish

You: But no chinese

Stranger: There's no Faeindorwellsh or M'odanx.

You: Um

You: yes there is?

Stranger: At all in Google.

Stranger: Nah.

You: How can I live there if it doesn't exist?

Stranger: There's none.

Stranger: I dunno.

You: That doesn't make any sense -.-

Stranger: Maybe it only exists in your mind.

You: No

You: It exists off the coast of Europe

You: under the control of Germany

Stranger: Germany is far from Russia.

You: omfg.

You: Sire

You: our LANGUAGE IS SIMILAR TO RUSSIAN

You: our COUNTRY IS GERMANY

You: Do you listen?

Stranger: Yeah.

Stranger: Well, what part of Germany is that?

You: ...

You: M'odanx

You: >_>

You: Kind of like Hawaii is still part of the US...

Stranger: I mean

Stranger: what region?

You: And uses Pidgin english

You: No region...

Stranger: lol.

You: It's an island...

Stranger: Hawaii does not use Pidgin English at all.

You: Yes

You: It does

Stranger: Well, for example, Bavaria is in Southern Germany.

You: I'm not familiar with Bavaria

Stranger: Well, ALL Germans are familiar with Bavaria.

You: Um

You: I guess if you want me to be specific

Stranger: That just goes to say that you aren't really German.

You: we're off the easter coast of Germany

You: omg

You: Can you name EVERY state in the US

You: without looking it up?

Stranger: Actually, yes.

Stranger: Bavaria is like Germany's most well-known region!

You: No it's not

You: Berlin is

Stranger: OK

Stranger: Well

Stranger: you know Hamburg?

You: Yes

Stranger: Where then is Modanx relative to Hamburg?

You: North East-ish

You: Off the coast...

You: And it's M'odanx

Stranger: OK then.

You: North of the Netherlands

Stranger: Hahaha

Stranger: Germany has NO East Coast.

You: It's not an EAST COAST

Stranger: It has a North-east coast.

You: IT'S NORTH EAST OF HAMBURG

You: THAT'S WHAT I SAID

Stranger: But Netherlands is in the West border of Germany!!!

You: YES

You: No

You: It's east...

You: >_>

You: East is < that way

You: West is > that way

Stranger: No....

Stranger: West is <

Stranger: East is >

You: M'odanx is North of the netherlands

You: North East of hamburg

You: You're so wrong

Stranger: That can't be.

Stranger: Hamburg is in Germany's Northeast side.

You: No

You: It's on the north west side

Stranger: Netherlands is in Germany's Western side.

You: Netherlands is on the east side

Stranger: They're opposite of each other.

Stranger: !

You: WAIT

You: lol sorry I didn't even think about it >_<

You: I'm so stupid

You: M'odanx uses a different compass than US

You: Or west is to the left

You: right*

You: and east to the left

You: Sorry for the confusion >_<

You: It was an old sailing technique created by Rumpaar Minaglorn

Stranger: OK bye.

You: What?

Stranger: I said I gotta go now.

You: Okay

Stranger: Because

You: Research M'odanx more

Stranger: Haha

Stranger: M'odanx is a figment of the mind.

Stranger: An imaginary place.

Stranger: Nothing more nothing less.

You: Bye in Feaindorwellsh is

Stranger: And even if your compass says the opposite, the fact that you said (indirectly) that Netherlands and Hamburg are on the same side

You: Yangad'forwarra

You: Or Yan Yan for short

Stranger: ...is wrong.

Stranger: Haha.

Stranger: You're really Chinese.

You: No

Stranger: That's your name.

You: No...

Stranger: You just don't want people to disconnect

You: My name is Rof

Stranger: so u say you are from Europe.

Stranger: When in fact you're from Asia!

You: Yes.

You: I'm not from asia...

You: Does Rof sound like a chinese name?

Stranger: No, but it sure doesn't sound like either German or Russian to me.

You: IT'S NOT GERMAN OR RUSSIAN

You: >_>

You: it's Feaindorwellsh

You: It's the equivalent of Kevin in English

Stranger: I thought it's Pidgin Russian.

You: very common.

You: Are you slow?

Stranger: Nah.

You: Pidgin ENGLISH is a Hawaiian language

You: And Pidgin RUSSIAN is spoken in Vlardungranpher

You: in a small town in Russia

Stranger: OK bye.

You: Yan Yan ^ ^

Stranger: Nothing you said is true, anyways.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Kind of fun.

[Womi]

I so enjoyed reading the whole thing! xD

You've got epic trolling skillz, my friend.

[Silent Omega]

Your search - Feaindorwellsh - did not match any documents.

 

OMG U WERE LYING? >:O

 

Also;

 

Stranger: Heyy

You: HELLO

You: :D

Stranger: :D

You: :D

You: SO WHAT IS UP?

Stranger: NOTHING IS UP WITH ME WHAT ABOUT YOU

You: WRONG! ITS TEH SKY! :D

Stranger: I KNOW

You: BUT I AM FEELING FINE THANK U :D

Stranger: GOOOOD :D

You: I COME FROM THE LAND OF SHOUTALOTOFWORDS-POLIS

Stranger: I LIKE THAT LAND ITS THE BEST LAND IN THE WORLD

You: I KNOW! ITS THE BEST LAND NEXT TO CANDYLAND :D

Stranger: YES THATS RIGHT

You: YEAH :D

Stranger: BUT I AM GOING NOW BECAUSE I AM HORNY AND IN NEED OF A WANK?

You: OH WELL OKAY THEN GOODBYE :D

Stranger: HAVE A NICE NIGHT

You: YAN YAN

You: :D

 

I had a fun time with this guy :D

[Juuzou]

<3 omegle :D

[Slash]

I use it all the time ^-^

Makes for much fun ;D

[Legend Zero]

My troll is so good.........

 

 

[Juuzou]

as soon as they ask a/s/l, you type STRANGER DANGER and disconnect xD

[Womi]

Lol, is here anybody using it as a normal chat? xD

I don't think so.

[Jinzo]

Stranger: Stranger?

You:Oh My God! JIMMY

Stranger: huh?

 

You disconnected

[Silent Omega]

You: HELLO :D

Stranger: Hey

You: :D

You: SO WHAT IS UP?

Stranger: not anything special :D

You: WRONG ITS TEH SKY :D

You: BUT OKAY :D

Stranger: :D

Stranger: You?

You: I AM TALKING TO A STRANGER ON THE INTERNET, WHAT DO YOU THINK I FEEL LIKE?

You: I FEEL AWESOME! :D

Stranger: Yeah, great :D

You: YEP :D

Stranger: Where you come from? :P

You: WELL UH...UM...I CAM FROM MY MOMMY, DUH :D

Stranger: :D

You: YEAH :D

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Wanted list

 

Silent Omega

Reward: 5 Million

Reason: For affecting people to always say ':D'

['tyleR]

I only had one convo.....I can't post it.

[The_Prince_of_Death]

I had a conversation with a girl that really could have lasted forever. I talked to a guy in japan that says I can go to saty at his place if i go over there(friend wise, not relationship wise lol). there was also another convo involving a kid that I now talk to via email to keep talking.

[Silent Omega]

I had a conversation with a girl that really could have lasted forever. I talked to a guy in japan that says I can go to saty at his place if i go over there(friend wise' date=' not relationship wise lol). there was also another convo involving a kid that I now talk to via email to keep talking.

[/quote']

 

Lucky, eh?

 

I only had two people that had some common sense and wasn't a troll. We weren't able to keep in touch :/