OMeGle

[Womi]

You two had pretty good ideas! xD

[Aximil]

Well, let's see how this goes.

[spoiler=First chat on Omegle.com]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello.

Stranger: Good work Agent Zero

You: Huh? D:

Stranger: Thanks to you, Mars is a safer place

You: I love Mars.

Stranger: Of course you do

You: My favorite planet.

Stranger: Now, to more important matters

Stranger: The president has invited you to one of his fancy parties

Stranger: I trust you are going to attend?

You: Can I wear my fancy suit?

Stranger: Hell yeah you can!

You: Then I'll attend. :D

Stranger: The plane for D.C will be leaving at 4:00 PM TODAY

Stranger: Be there, or you are fired from the CIA!

You: Fine.

Stranger: (Trust me, government planes have hot stewardesses)

You: I'd tap one.

Stranger: XD

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

I rather like this one.

[spoiler=Second chat.]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hi.

You: I'm bored.

You: Do you still love me?

Stranger: well not now

You: How come? I thought we had something special, George.

Stranger: oh no im not George

You: Bob?

Stranger: how could do that to me?

You: Because I have urges.

Stranger: i am izzie

You: A lady? :D

Stranger: i disaapointed to u

You: I'm disappointed in me, too.

You: Forgive me?

Stranger: i'll think of it

You: I love you.

Stranger: okay isee

You: Miranda means nothing to me! I want you and only you!

Stranger: well i cant trust u

You: But our child is in you.

Stranger: oh sorry but he's gone

You: Abortion?

Stranger: yeah

You: Good. he was ugly.

You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I screwed up on my grammar for a second right there.

Stranger: thats okay

You: No. Now the CIA will hunt me down.

You: And kill me.

Stranger: oh pathetic

You: They frown upon peoples that aren't grammatically correct.

Stranger: oh btw did i tell u that im not a lady?

You: Does that matter? You don't even know my gender.

Stranger: okay

Stranger: cool

You: "We're sorry. Robot #826592-72 has been terminated." -CIA

You have disconnected.

 

 

This one made me sad, though.

[spoiler=Third]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi. :D

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

[BehindTheMask]

[spoiler=Naughty Shenanigans]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: i am so sexually tense it's unbelievable

You: Feels bad ?

Stranger: yes

You: Male?

Stranger: i want to have a piece of meat NOW

You: I am in a relationship right now

Stranger: sorry i wasn't even trying to ask you anything

Stranger: i just want to express my emotions

Stranger: i'm so wound up

You: Okay

You: I suggest fapping.

Stranger: it doesn't work anymore

Stranger: i

Stranger: need

Stranger: a

Stranger: GRAPE(I censored it)!!!!!!!!!!

You: How old are you?

Stranger: 19 why!!!! Why!!!!

You: Go to a bar or something.

Stranger: suppress me

You: Hm?

Stranger: talk dirty

Stranger: anything

Stranger: i dont care

You: Okay, I pick up some mud, and throw it against the walls.

You: Then, I knock down the garbage can

You: and DON'T PICK IT UP

Stranger: THATS NOT GRAPING HELPING APPLE!!!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected

 

[Aximil]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: age

You: 16

Stranger: 17

Stranger: from

Stranger: ?

You: usa

Stranger: spain

You: gender?

Stranger: m/f

You: Cheese pizza.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[spoiler=By far, my favorite trip to Omegle.]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: must i?

Stranger: must you what?

You: must i tell you my asl first?

Stranger: wel i can't force you

You: well, what's yours?

Stranger: so you don't want to tell me yours but I should tell you mine?

Stranger: mhm

Stranger: ok, than

Stranger: 19, male, Germany

You: Yay! I was going to lie and make up my asl after you told me yours. But, I'm going to be honest. I just wanted to troll you.

Stranger: thanks for making this chat constructive

You: so, i herd u liek Mudkipz?

Stranger: sorry, what?

You: Mudkips. I heard you like them.

Stranger: what should that be?

You: I'll send a link.

You: http://www.ninjasareawesome.com/images/neoshop/mudkip.gif

You: That's a Mudkip.

Stranger: what should that be?

Stranger: is that a pokemon?

You: Yes. ^_^

Stranger: you must be a girl

You: Nope. I have a penis.

Stranger: than you must be like 10 years old

You: 16

Stranger: wow, a 16 year old male who likes pokemon

Stranger: than you must be from japan or southkorea

You: I'm from America.

Stranger: ok, i am not good a guessing

Stranger: at guessing, i mean

Stranger: but you seem to be a strange person

You: I am.

Stranger: well my sauerkraut is ready.

Stranger: i have to go now

Stranger: I can't let it wait can i

You: You just hate me because I have a penis.

Stranger: you sir, are a weirdo!

Stranger: by

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

[.:Incognito:.]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: So um

Stranger: im a lesbian girl looking for another

You: O=

[Davok]

[spoiler=Episode 1: Santa Claus is Watching You]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ...

Stranger: hey!

You: Do you believe in Santa Claus?

Stranger: Yes!!

You: Good. -_-

You: We must ever be vigilant.

You: He's making his list.

You: Checkin' list.

You: *his

Stranger: hes my sugar daddy

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: ew¨

You: This isn't funny.

You: This is serious business.

You: You might have already reached the Naughty List for such blasphemy.

You: I pray for your soul.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[spoiler=Episode 2: The Grammar Nazi Rides Again]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: Eh.

You: You.

Stranger: suck my [REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN] fagget

You: You spelled baka wrong.

You: That's pathetic.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

One word censored.

[spoiler=Episode 3: The Interrogation]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey you.

Stranger: Hi there

You: Where were on the night of the 13th of December, 2009?

Stranger: on what day?

You: Don't try stalling, Riordan.

Stranger: sunday okay

Stranger: lemme think

You: We know you did it.

Stranger: Im not Riordan

You: Then who are you?

Stranger: Did what?

Stranger: WHERE AM I?

Stranger: Uhm, Kees

You: You are in a Police Station.

Stranger: Which one ?

You: You are under arrest for the murder of Randall Foster.

You: We know you did it.

You: Don't try to stonewall us.

Stranger: Yes i did it

You: Why?

Stranger: Now happy?

Stranger: He was a pain in the but

You: I'm sorry, but that's not good enough.

You: We will have to use the electricity.

Stranger: What do you want me say?

Stranger: Auwch, that hurts right?

You: The Truth.

You: Did you kill Randall Foster, or did someone else do it?

Stranger: My mom killed him

You: You don't have a mother.

Stranger: Crap, how much do you know about me?

Stranger: Do I have a dad?

You: Everything.

You: We've been watching you.

You: Watching you for a very long time.

Stranger: Am I hot?

You: I'm plugging in the electiricity.

You: This is your last chance.

Stranger: AAAHOKAY IT WAS THE PRESIDENT

You: Tell us the Truth.

You: Not good enough.

Stranger: My dog?

You: Not good enough.

Stranger: cat? horse? fish?

Stranger: It was you!

You: The electricity is plugged in.

You: Yes.

You: Yes it was.

You: And I'm going to kill you before you tell anyone.

Stranger: Why? :O

Stranger: aaaaah! ieks

Stranger: why???

You: He was my father.

Stranger: I wont tell anyone, it will be our little secret?

You: The electricity is on 10,000 volts.

You: Goodbye.

Stranger: Nooooo!!...

You: 20,000 volts.

You: Goodbye.

Stranger: What did you dad do?

You: See you in the afterlife.

You have disconnected.

 

[Raelen]

You: I know who you are.

Stranger: who am i?

You: You're my friend Tony who lives in Turkey.

Stranger: nope

You: Don't lie to me Tony.

Stranger: im not

You: Look Tony, this is really getting annoying.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Aximil]

This one is...well...at least PG13. Probably higher though.

 

[spoiler=WARNING: Mature content!]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: so there is this native american polar bear appreciation exibit going on down at the convention center and I was wondering if you wanted to go?

You: maybe?

Stranger: well I kind of need to know soon because I have a ticket and I need to get rid of it asap

You: Give it to me! I want random stuffs from strangers.

Stranger: ok, and while your there you wouldn't mind writting my 12 page report on why the secret mating rituals of polar bears and african american women would you?

Stranger: damn it I funked that up

You: you mean polar bears funking native american women? >_>

Stranger: no African American women, you see slavery has been around in America way before its founding. The native Americans used to canoe there way over to Africa and bring back 2 or 3 women at a time, they then would force them to mate with polar bears for the chiefs entertainment

You: I like beastiality. Are there any videos anywhere?

You: Would make it easier to do the report.

Stranger: you can research that down at the convention center, but first we need to discuss what you are wearing because if you are going down there you need to be dressed appropriately..... loin cloth is required

You: i was dressed as Tarzan 2 halloweens back...it may show my genetalia, but that's fine

Stranger: everyone's going to be showing there genetalia so its cool

You: can i see yours?

Stranger: are you a polar bear?

You: if i get to funk you, i'll be whatever you want

Stranger: ok

You: WAIT! WAIT!! WAIT!!!

You: are you a lady?

Stranger: first I want you to be the old couch in my basement

You: and okay

Stranger: ok....

Stranger: I'm sliding my penis between the 3rd and 4th cushin, oh yeah that feels good

You: *a spring comes undone from the frame and pierces your penis*

Stranger: is there anyway you could be a banana stuck stuck between the cushins now?

You: why?

Stranger: fine be a container of vasoline I don't give a sheet just give me something to work with here damn it

You: You want something dirty?

Stranger: you're a baka...

You: >_>

You: I was going to offer you mud.

Stranger: does this look like kirby dancing to you.... < ( ' ' < ) (> ' ' ) > < ( ' ' < ) ^ ( ' ' ) ^

You: sorta

You: (>^.^)>@ Rasengan!

Stranger: ok

Stranger: thank you

You: you're welcome

Stranger: why do black people smell?

You: because that's just mud and dirt...they dont bathe

Stranger: really? so why is it that we still have black people after a thunderstorm

You: the mud seeped into their poors

You: pores*

Stranger: so what your saying is someday I potentially could become black?

You: yes

Stranger: have you ever watched tubgirl?

You: never heard of it

Stranger: really?

Stranger: well don't watch it

Stranger: ever

You: yep

Stranger: but if you ever get curious... www.tubgirl.com

Stranger: its gross

Stranger: I'm warning you now, but I know you will look at it

You: nope

You: not curious

Stranger: good

You: 10,000 lightning bugs!

Stranger: well I wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy

You: you mean ready to rape a 7yr old girl?

Stranger: no thats not cool, you've taken it a little too far

You: it can never be taken far enough

You: honestly, i grew tired of this chat a long time ago...i've just been waiting for an oppertunity to wreck it since

Stranger: oh cool... so I guess I'll just finish masterbating then leave huh?

You: sure

You: so, i herd u liek mudkipz?

Stranger: hold on I'm not done yet....

You: http://rim.criminalflowers.com/nate/mudkip/37014%20-%20cosplay%20Mudkip%20Pokemon.jpg

You: that will help :D

Stranger: sweet thanks man

Stranger: ok well thanks for helping me out, it was a blast. Call me sometime or something

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

[Davok]

[spoiler=Episode 4: Infidelity is the Greatest Sin]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: WHY DID YU CHEAT ON ME!!

You: HOW DID YOU FIND OUT D:

Stranger: I have my ways

You: DID YOU SEE US WHEN YOU WERE WITH CAITLYN >:O

Stranger: BUT HOW COULD YOU !

You: I ALWAYS KNEW YOU HAD A SOFT SPOT FOR HER

You: BUT NOT LIKE THIS D:

Stranger: wait...r u a guy or girl ?

Stranger: cuz if yur a gurl...this would be awkward

You: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT GENDER I AM?

You: *sob*

You: I'M LEAVING

You: FOREVER

Stranger: FINE ! be that way !

You: I DON'T EVEN LIKE GIRLS ANYMORE

Stranger: GOOD !

You: YOU SUCKED IN BED ANYWAY

Stranger: :O

You: AT LEAST JOSEPHINE KNOWS HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN

Stranger: >:O

You: THAT'S RIGHT

You: I WENT THERE

You: NOW GET OUT

Stranger: no :| you

You: THIS IS MY APARTMENT

Stranger: too baddd

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Fen.]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: Hey-O

Stranger: asl?

You: Uh no, perv.

Stranger: if u dont mind

You: No means nuu betch.

 

Omegle's fun xD

[Poseidon©]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: War.

You: War never changes.

Stranger: i agree

You: Ever since our ancestors found the killing power of rock and bone' date=' war has been declared in the name of everything. From God, to Justice, to pure psychotic rage.

Stranger: Umm

You: In the year 2077, the destructive power of Man could sustain itself no longer.

You: The world fell into a dark age of nuclear fire and radiation.

Stranger: but they created them in the begining just to protect ourselves

You: But this destruction proved to be but a prologue to another bloody chapter in human history.

Stranger: 2077?i have died

You: For Man had succeeded in destroying the world.

Stranger: before that came

You: But war...

You: War never changes.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[/quote']

 

You are funking hilarious.

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyy

You: Hi.

You: Kindly be more mature

Stranger: maybe you shoould loosen up dude!

You: Whatever

Stranger: wow and thats mature...

You: And your saying you mature becuase why?

Stranger: whatever isnt mature at all you mother funker

You: lol.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Xazeon]

[spoiler=1st attempt at trolling] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey im kyle' date='im a guy, and im 20

You: I herd you liek mudkipz.

Stranger: sure

You: I ate your cookiez.

You: I iz santa.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: bye

You: Hohoho!

You: Happy Christmas!

 

[/quote']

I'm sorry, but you failed at trolling.

[Aximil]

I got trolled my first time. Then started to troll others. Then cybered a couple of women. Then trolled some more. And now I'm bored.

[Fen.]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: oh god

Stranger: help me

Stranger: I just accidently some wood

Stranger: is this dangerous?

You: GAY

Stranger: lulz :P

You: Try again noob

Stranger: haha

Stranger: :D

You: Dare you only talk in internet cliches?

Stranger: kinda

You: OH gawd

Stranger: i r teh sry

You: Let me put this into words you'll understand then

You: L33t sp3al< !z ^0t cul

Stranger: :)

 

Lawl, ownzed that betch.

[Dark Mousy]

You: hi

Stranger: u horny

You: yeah.. really horny

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE.

You: YOU KNOW THE RULES, AND SO DO I.

Stranger: yes babe?

You: A FULL COMMITMENTS WHAT I'M THINKING OF.

Stranger: forever

You: YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER GUY.

You: I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING.

Stranger: amazing.

Stranger: oka

You: GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND.

You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP.

Stranger: thanks babes

You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN.

You: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND, AND DESERT YOU.

Stranger: this is a song ?

You: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY,

You: NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE.

You: NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE, AND HURT YOU.

You: WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER, FOR SO LONG.

Stranger: NEVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU

You: YOUR HEARTS BEEN ACHING, BUT YOU'RE TO SHY TO SAY IT.

You: INSIDE WE BOTH KNOW WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON.

You: WE KNOW THE GAME AND WE'RE GONNA PLAY IT.

Stranger: okay babe

Stranger: thanks for that

You: AND IF YOU ASK ME HOW I'M FEELING.

Stranger: YES

You: DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE TO BLIND TO SEE.

Stranger: im not babe

You: I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING.

You: GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND.

You have disconnected.

[Aximil]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE.

You: YOU KNOW THE RULES' date=' AND SO DO I.

Stranger: yes babe?

You: A FULL COMMITMENTS WHAT I'M THINKING OF.

Stranger: forever

You: YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER GUY.

You: I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING.

Stranger: amazing.

Stranger: oka

You: GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND.

You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP.

Stranger: thanks babes

You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN.

You: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND, AND DESERT YOU.

Stranger: this is a song ?

You: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY,

You: NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE.

You: NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE, AND HURT YOU.

You: WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER, FOR SO LONG.

Stranger: NEVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU

You: YOUR HEARTS BEEN ACHING, BUT YOU'RE TO SHY TO SAY IT.

You: INSIDE WE BOTH KNOW WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON.

You: WE KNOW THE GAME AND WE'RE GONNA PLAY IT.

Stranger: okay babe

Stranger: thanks for that

You: AND IF YOU ASK ME HOW I'M FEELING.

Stranger: YES

You: DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE TO BLIND TO SEE.

Stranger: im not babe

You: I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING.

You: GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND.

You have disconnected.

[/quote']

 

lol, rickrolled. I'm still waiting for one of us to run into another one of us, though.

[Raelen]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE.

You: YOU KNOW THE RULES' date=' AND SO DO I.

Stranger: yes babe?

You: A FULL COMMITMENTS WHAT I'M THINKING OF.

Stranger: forever

You: YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER GUY.

You: I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING.

Stranger: amazing.

Stranger: oka

You: GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND.

You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP.

Stranger: thanks babes

You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN.

You: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND, AND DESERT YOU.

Stranger: this is a song ?

You: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY,

You: NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE.

You: NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE, AND HURT YOU.

You: WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER, FOR SO LONG.

Stranger: NEVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU

You: YOUR HEARTS BEEN ACHING, BUT YOU'RE TO SHY TO SAY IT.

You: INSIDE WE BOTH KNOW WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON.

You: WE KNOW THE GAME AND WE'RE GONNA PLAY IT.

Stranger: okay babe

Stranger: thanks for that

You: AND IF YOU ASK ME HOW I'M FEELING.

Stranger: YES

You: DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE TO BLIND TO SEE.

Stranger: im not babe

You: I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING.

You: GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND.

You have disconnected.

[/quote']

 

lol, rickrolled. I'm still waiting for one of us to run into another one of us, though.

 

That happened once on YCM already. Both uploaded their convos, and they were exactly the same. =P

[CeDeFiA]

[align=center][spoiler=Quester Episode 1]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: --inserts 25 cents--

Stranger: lol, now what?

Stranger: Helloooo..?

Stranger: Helllooooooo?

Stranger: You there?

You: OK

You: >PLEASE PICK USERNAME<

Stranger: Link715

You: Welcome, Sir Link715, to the World of Quester.

You: You shall embark on a life threatening adventure.

You: Do you accept?

Stranger: Yeah

You: OK

You: Where do you want to begin?

Stranger: Ummm..the beginning level?

You: >INVALID AREA<

Stranger: You pick an area then

You: >INVALID AREA<

Stranger: Rawr!

You: >INVALID AREA<

Stranger: DIE! -attacks-

You: >INVALID AREA<

Stranger: You're an invalid area

You: >INVALID AREA<

You: *just pick some random place*

You: >.>

Stranger: Lol, fine Toronto

You: Area accepted.

You: Processing....

You: 1&

You: 1%*

You: 5%

You: 13%

You: 25%

You: 32%

You: 40%

You: 50%

You: 54%

You: 60%

You: 75%

You: 77%

You: 86%

You: 90%

You: 96%

You: 99%

You: 100%

You: Welcome to TORONTO.

You: Area contains... 76 active users playing at the same rate you are!

You: Now

You: We shall begin

You: YOU ARE NOW IN A HOUSE

Stranger: Cool

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: I sleep.

You: YOU SLEEP

You: YOU HEAR A NOISE

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: I kill it with my ninja sword

You: YOU KILL THE NOISE WITH YOUR NINJA SWORD

You: YOU THEN GO OUTSIDE

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: go pee?

You: YOU GO PEE

You: SOMEONE PUNCHES YOU FROM THE BACK

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Jerry kicks their ass

You: JERRY IS NOT IN 'TORONTO'

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Well, then I kick their ass

You: YOU KICK THEIR ASS

You: YOU GET TIRED

You: YOU SEE THAT YOU WALKED

You: FAR AWAY FROM TOWN

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Well, I rest

You: YOU REST

You: YOU WAKE UP AND FIND YOURSELF IN A ROOM

You: YOU SEE A MAN WITH A GLOVES

You: AND RAPIST GLASSES

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: I kick his ass

You: INVALID COMMENT

You: YOU ARE TIED UP

Stranger: That little peice of information would be good before. Well, then I make him feel uncomfortable with my sexy pose x3

You: YOU CANT MOVE

You: YOU ARE TIED UP

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Hmmm....well, I scream

You: HE SAYS SHUT UP

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: I tell him to shut up and untie me

You: HE DOESN'T LISTEN

You: HE PULLS DOWN YOUR PANTS AND BOXERS

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Wriggle

You: HE GRABS YOUR PENIS

You: AND SHOVES IT IN HIS ASS

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Umm, I thought I was on my stomach

You: You were in a chair.

Stranger: Hmmm, well, I tell him to untie me and ass rape me <3

You: HE SAYS SHUT UP

You: HE MOVES HIS ASS FEROUCIOUSLY

You: AND BREAKS YOUR PENIS

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Logically, I scream and

Stranger: ...I scream in pain

You: HE SAYS SHUT UP

You: PUTS TAPE OVER YOUR MOUTH

You: AND

You: THEN KILLS YOU

You: WHAT DO YOU-

You: owait

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: -inserts 25 cents-- this is fun

You: >PLEASE PICK YOUR DESIRED USERNAME<

Stranger: Shadow

You: Welcome, Sir Shadow to the World of Quester.

You: You shall embark on a life threatening journey.

You: Do you accept?

Stranger: Yes

You: Good

You: Now, pick an area.

Stranger: Hell

You: VALID AREA

You: Area processing

You: 1%

You: 5%

You: 8%

You: 10%

You: 15%

You: 27%

You: 36%

You: 45%

You: 52%

You: 63%

You: 76%

You: 84%

You: 90%

You: 95%

You: 99%

You: 100%

You: Welcome to Hell, there are 5432 active users playing Quester here.

You: YOU BEGIN IN A CELL WITH A RAPIST

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Any more information I need to know before I begin?

You: Well, you are locked in a cell, like a jail cell.

You: Bars are burning hot

You: Not tied or anything

You: Just.. confined.

You: BEGIN

Stranger: Well, I knock him unconscious with my sedative needles

You: HE HIS OUT COLD

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Tie him up

You: NO ROPE FOUND'

You: INVALID COMMAND

Stranger: funk! Well, bars are burning....maybe he's got a key. I'd go check for a key

You: HE HAS NO KEY

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Steal his gloves?

You: GOOD CHOICE

You: You remembered he was a rapist. ;D

You: NOW YOU HAVE PHENOMENAL STRENGTH

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Well, obviously I pry the cage open

You: YOU OPEN THE CAGE

You: ONLY TO BE SEEN FACE TO FACE WITH A HELL GUARD

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Well, being the medic of hell, I would assume they would let me go.

You: lol, creative.

You: YOU ARE LET OUT OF HELL

You: AND NOW

You: ON EARTH

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Umm..make sure their aren't any creepy men calling me girls

You: YOU MAKE SURE OF THAT

You: YOU THEN WALK

You: AND

You: WALK UNTIL YOU REACH A HOUSE

You: THEN WALK AWAY

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Go human formed oviously. The gravity on earth is different and hurts.

You: YOU GO HUMAN FORME

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Ummm....I find my way back to hell?

You: THE GATEWAY TO HELL

You: IS CLOSED

You: AND NO ONE IS GUARDING IT

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Open it. C'mon, Chaos isn't going to kill me for that.

You: YOU DONT HAVE THE ABILITY TO OPEN IT

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Open a portal and go to hell anyways. Gate or no gate, I live there.

You: YOU MAKE A PORTAL

You: YOU GO INTO HELL

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Well, I tell someone that I nearly got raped.

You: THEY DONT CARE

You: THEY WALK OFF

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: I make them care. The only person who wouldn't care might be Dom-I and V.E.

You: YOU PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE, BASICALLY

You: UNTIL THEY CARE

You: YOU MAKE A SCENE

You: YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED TO THE DEVI

You: L

You: YOU ARE NOW FACE TO FACE

You: WITH SATAN HIMSELF

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: "Hi, Chaos!"

You: "THAT'S NOT MY NAME, jabroni ASS SLAVE funker."

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Hmmm...I dunno, stand there?

You: YOU ARE NOW

You: BACK INTO A CELL

You: A DIFFERENT

You: YOUR GLOVES ARE GONE

You: AND ALONE

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Hmmm....sit there I suppose

You: YOU SIT DOWN

You: YOU REALIZE THE SEAT

You: IS HOTTER THAN THE BARS

You: YOU JUMP UP

You: WITH YOUR BUTT ON FIRE

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Stop, drop and roll

You: LUCKILY THE FLOOR ISN'T HOT

You: YOU ROLL THE FIRE OFF

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Get up

You: YOU GET UP

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Stand there until someone comes

You: NO ONE COMES

You: YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING

You: WHAT DO YOU-

You: owait

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: --inserts 25 cents again--

You: Dood, you're liek funking rich.

You: >PLEASE PICK USERNAME<

Stranger: ^ ^

You: Welcome, Sir ^ ^, to Quester.

You: You are about to go on a life threatening journey.

You: Do you accept?

Stranger: Hellz yeah!

You: Where would you like begin?

Stranger: On the moon

You: Valid area.

You: 1%

You: 5%

You: 14%

You: 35%

You: 50%

You: 67%

You: 73%

You: 80%

You: 86%

You: 93%

You: 98%

You: 999%

You: 1000%

You: Welcome to ON THE MOON, there are 0 other users on this area with you!

You: YOU ARE STANDING ON THE MOON

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Run around in circles screaming, then get drunk

You: There are no bars on the moon, but whatever xD

You: YOU RAN AROUND

You: YOU GOT DRUNK

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: YEAH! Well, now wasted I would scream uselessly at a crater then collaspe xD

You: YOU TECHNICALLY DIED

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

You: OWAIT

You: CONGRATULATIONS

You: YOU HAVE RECEIVED AN AWARD

You: 'Fastest Death on QUESTER'

You: You get one free Quester journey.

You: Do you accept?

Stranger: Yeah!

You: >PICK A USERNAME<

Stranger: Jerry

You: Welcome, Sir Jerry, to the World of Quester.

You: You are about to go on a life threatening journey.

You: Do you accept?

Stranger: Yep

You: Where do you want to begin?

Stranger: In a bar

You: Valid area

You: 1%

You: 10%

You: 23%

You: 34%

You: 45%

You: 50%

You: 67%

You: 80%

You: 85%

You: 95%

You: 99%

You: 100%

You: Welcome to IN A BAR, there are 2232123 active users playing Quester here.

You: >YOU MAY EXPERIENCE SERVER LAG FROM AMOUNT OF PLAYERS<

You: YOU ARE STANDING IN A BAR

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Kill everyone in here so there isn't any lag. JERRY DOESN'T SHARE BOOZE!

You: YOU KILLED EVERY ACTIVE PLAYER

You: +132 LEVELS

You: YOU NOW HAVE ALL THE BOOZE YOU WANT

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Get wasted

Stranger: Then pass out

You: YOU GET WASTED

You: AND PASS OUT

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Die?

You: YOU DIED

You: WHAT DO YOU-

You: OWAIT

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: --insert 25 cents-- I've got a rich mommy

Stranger: O.o

You: >MACHINE BROKEN, OVERUSE<

Your conversational partner has disconnected

You have disconnected.

[/align]

 

;D

[Pikachu]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: asl?

Stranger: u first

You: no, u

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Bish. >_<

[Davok]

[spoiler=Episode 5: HI I'M RANDY]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: ew

You: HI IM RANDY

Stranger: ew

Stranger: ew

Stranger: ew

Stranger: ew

Stranger: ew

Stranger: ew

Stranger: ew

Stranger: ew

Stranger: ew

Stranger: ew

Stranger: randy ?

Stranger: ew

You: IM A BANDICOOT

Stranger: what kidan name is that ?

Stranger: a bandicoot ?

You: THAT'S A TYPE OF MARSUPIAL

Stranger: eW?

You: I HAVE A POUCH FULL OF BABIES

Stranger: REALLY ?

Stranger: NO ONE CARS

Stranger: LMFAO

Stranger: YOUR COOL.

You: BANDICOOTS ARE NATIVE TO AUSTRALIA

Stranger: REALLY ?

You: MY NAME IS RANDY

Stranger: WHY DONT YOU GO TELL THAT TO SOMEONE WHO GIVES A funk

You: I LIKE PEANUT BUTTER CRACKERS

Stranger: MME TOO

You: THERE ARE ABOUT 20 SPECIES OF BANDICOOT

Stranger: NO

You: I'M FROM AUSTRALIA

Stranger: ONE

Stranger: CARES.

You: I'M AN OMNIVORE

You: WELL I HAVE TO GO BUT IT WAS NICE TALKING TO YOU

You: MAYBE I'LL GET TO TALK TO YOU AGAIN SOME TIME!

You: I'M RANDY

You: BYE

Stranger: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Stranger: EW

You: BYE EVERBODY

You: BYE

Stranger: BYE

You have disconnected.

 

 

Anyone who gets the reference will be insta respect'd.

[DeREVOLUTION]

Meh, I failed:

[spoiler=xXxXx]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: m or f?

Stranger: Do you hate the jonas brothers?

You: no, i <3 them

Stranger: what bands do you hate?

You: rock and metal

You: i love pop

Stranger: are you a guy or a girl

Stranger: ?

You: girl

Stranger: okay then

Stranger: asl?

You: excuse me?

Stranger: like age?

You: 16

Stranger: seriously lol

You: kidding

You: im 14

You: you?

Stranger: okay why do you hate rock and metel?

You: there to scary

You: i like listning to selena gomez and stuff like that

Stranger: pop music is scary

You: no

You: my best friend knows selena gomez

Stranger: know sheet, I know Andy Sixx

You: really? thats hot

Stranger: you don't know who that is

You: no...no i dont d:

Stranger: knew you were bluffing lol

Stranger: Im kinda to emo for pop

You: lol.

You: you male or female?

Stranger: male

You: sweet

You: lol

Stranger: sure then

You: im kinda sad right now D:

Stranger: why?....

You: my bf broke up with me with a txt

Stranger: I know how you feel my parents died..if that can amount to your poor poor misery

Stranger: lol

You: sorry

Stranger: whatever

Stranger: they were bastards anyway

You: mine to

You: like, i was watching porn, and my mom yelled at me D:<

You: i was masterbating to D:

Stranger: WTF

You: sorry

You: that was personal

You: i might do it right now

You: lol

You: im gonna watch porn, cya

Stranger: Your not a chick are you?

You: no

You: im just trolling you dawg

Stranger: you tried playing me you freak

Stranger: you wanted to molest me. thats sick

You: so?

Stranger: lol nice

You: cya, i gotta post this on the interwebz

You have disconnected.

 

 

[Marisa Kirisame-ze]

I actually liked this conversation~

 

[spoiler=Convo]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hiya :D

Stranger: whats up?

You: Nothing much. Bored as usual. You?

Stranger: meh trying this out

Stranger: my girlfriend told me to try this

You: It's weird, isn't it?

Stranger: so here i am talking to "stalkers" lol

You: Stranger danger xD

Stranger: yeah im not sure what to think :o

You: Who comes up with this anyway? x]

Stranger: i've gone through at least 4 mexicans looking for someone to actually talk to

You: I've been through people who are pervs. It's been frustrating. >___~

Stranger: i agree

Stranger: last dude i was chatting with

Stranger: said some odd things

You: 0____o Yeah, most guys I run into say meh-ish things.

You: It creeps me out.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: i was just asked if i've had internet sex

Stranger: i was like "what the funk?!"

You: Who does that? xD

You: No lives :D

Stranger: no lifes...

Stranger: lol

You: Haha~

Stranger: that was funny lol

You: Indeed it was x]

Stranger: so you play any online games?

You: I used to play Maple Story, but after that, I just keep to console video games. You?

You: Though, I do play Touhou. Doubt you know of it x]

Stranger: i play Runescape. and then i log into Frugoosoft every now and then.

Stranger: oh and Tribalwars

You: Never heard of the second one. Seems interesting.

Stranger: frugoosoft is a private server

You: I go on Gaia sometimes, but it's not really a game.

You: Oh I see~

Stranger: yeah i've heard of that.

You: Yeah, it's fun to make little avatars =]

Stranger: kind of like xbox360 only diffrent correct?

 

You: It's more pixalized and Japanese looking. x]

You: The XBox has suckish clothing, it annoys me D:

Stranger: hmm hard to picture that in my mind >_<

Stranger: i hate xbox, ps3 is 10000 times better

You: All the way :D

You: I chipped in my XBox to get a PS3 =]

Stranger: modern warfare 2 ftw

You: I was playing that yesterday with a friend =]

You: I love the level up system.

Stranger: im on all the time

Stranger: i do too!

You: But Assasin's Creed rocks more ;D

Stranger: i've heard it kicks ass, never played for myself

You: I especially love the Museum level xD It's cool~ And yeah, Assasin's Creed is really fun =]

You: You're an Assasin, clearly, and being an assasin is beyond awsome xD

Stranger: assasins knife people >:} thats all iknow lol

You: They have hidden weapons everywhere~! :D

You: Knifes, swords, daggers, hammers, etc.

You: Assasin's Creed 2 is really nice with the customization options. You can make your own town, villa, customize your armor and weapons. It's really neat.

 

 

[spoiler=xDDD]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

You: DINO GO RAWRRRRRRRRRRRR

Stranger: hi

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: justin go WOOOOOOOOOO

 

You: Sorry, being weird is fun~

You: OMG YAYYYYY

Stranger: I LOVE JB

You: JONAS BROTHERS?

Stranger: JUSTIN BIEBER

You: OHHHHHHH Xd

You: HES A LITTLE GIRL IN A GUYS BODY

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

[spoiler=IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-DUEL]

 

4745 users onlineYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL.

You: I SUMMON KURIBOH IN ATTACK POSITION.

Stranger: D-D-D-D-DUEL

You: I END MY TURN.

Stranger: I summon... BEAVER WARRIOR IN ATTACK MODE

Stranger: End

You: I TRIBUTE MY KURIBOH TO SUMMON SUMMONED SKULL.

You: AND HAVE HIM ATTACK YOUR BEAVER WARRIOR!

Stranger: OH SHI--

You: THEN I'LL SET A FACE-DOWN AND END.

Stranger: I USE CHANGE OF HEART

You: NOOOOO.

Stranger: AND TAKE YOUR SUMMONED SKULL

You: NOT SO FAST, I ACTIVATE MY FACE-DOWN.

You: MAGIC JAMMER.

You: BY DISCARDING A CARD FROM MY HAND, I NEGATE YOUR CHANGE OF HEART.

Stranger: -_-

Stranger: How many Life Points do we have?

You: Depends. Anime or RL?

Stranger: idc

You: 4000 or 8000?

Stranger: 4000

You: Alright then 4000.

Stranger: I PUT ONE MONSTER IN FACE-DOWN POSITION AND PLACE A FACE-DOWN DOWN. END.

You: I ACTIVATE, POT OF GREED.

Stranger: Monster's in defense mode

You: AND DRAW 2 CARDS.

You: THEN I'LL SUMMON GAZELLE, KING OF MYTHICAL BEASTS IN ATTACK POSITION.

You: AND HAVE HIM ATTACK YOUR FACE-DOWN!

Stranger: My card is the Man-Eater Bug!

Stranger: IT DESTROYS YOUR SUMMONED SKULL

You: No!

You: MY POOR SUMMONED SKULL!

You: I SET TWO CARDS AND END MY TURN.

Stranger: I DRAW.

Stranger: I ACTIVATE MY FACE-DOWN, HARPIE'S FEATHER DUSTER

Stranger: AND DESTROY YOUR FACE-DOWNS

You: NO GRAAAAH

Stranger: THEN I USE MONSTER REBORN

Stranger: AND SUMMON YOUR SUMMONED SKULL

You: YOU WOULDN'T.

Stranger: I ATTACK GAZELLE

You: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Stranger: I NOW USE POLYMERIZATION

Stranger: TO FUSE SUMMONED SKULL WITH MY RED-EYES BLACK DRAGON IN MY HAND TO CREATE

Stranger: BLACK SKULL DRAGON

Stranger: END

You: I DRAW.

You: ALRIGHT, I ACTIVATE PREMATURE BURIAL, AND PAY 800 LP TO SUMMON MY GAZELLE, KING OF MYTHICAL BEASTS.

You: THEN I'LL TRIBUTE HIM, TO SUMMON BERFOMET.

You: AND NOW, I ACTIVATE MONSTER REBORN, TO BRING BACK MY GAZELLE ONCE AGAIN.

You: NOW!

You: POLYMERIZATION!

You: GAZELLE! BERFOMET! COMBINE TO CREATE THE ULTIMATE BEING. CHIMERA, THE FLYING MYTHICAL BEAST!

You: I'LL SET A CARD AND END.

Stranger: I DRAW.

Stranger: I'LL USE POT OF GREED AND DRAW TWO CARDS.

Stranger: THEN I'LL USE MY MAGIC CARD GOBLIN THIEF

Stranger: AND STEAL 500 LP FROM YOU

You: ERRGH.

Stranger: [3200]

Stranger: I ALSO ACTIVATE GRACEFUL CHARITY

Stranger: I NOW DRAW 3 CARDS AND DISCARD 2

Stranger: I SET A FACE-DOWN AND ATTACK CHIMERA!

You: I ACTIVATE MY FACE-DOWN, MIRROR FORCE!

Stranger: I ANTICIPATED THIS

Stranger: SO I ACTIVATE MY FACE-DOWN, MYSTICAL SPACE TYPHOON

Stranger: AND DESTROY YOUR MIRROR FORCE

You: RAEG.

You: UGH.

You: I DISCARD KURIBOH,

Stranger: END

You: NOW! WITH MY CHIMERA'S SPECIAL EFFECT, I BRING BACK GAZELLE, KING OF MYTHICAL BEASTS FROM MY GRAVE.

You: I DRAW.

You: YES. I ACTIVATE FISSURE!

You: AND DESTROY YOUR B. SKULL DRAGON.

Stranger: NO

Stranger: EFFFFFF

You: WHICH ALSO LEAVES YOU WIDE OPEN, FOR A DIRECT ATTACK FROM MY GAZELLE!

You: GAZELLE, ATTACK HIS LIFE POINTS DIRECTLY!

Stranger: AGH RAGE

Stranger: [1700]

You: I'LL END.

Stranger: I DRAW

Stranger: I SUMMON MY MAHA VAILO IN ATTACK MODE

Stranger: AND EQUIP HIM WITH THE AXE OF DESPAIR

Stranger: WHICH RAISES HIS ATTACK BY 1000

You: NO!

You: AT THIS POINT, MY GAZELLE IS FRESH MEAT!

Stranger: AND HIS ABILITY GIVES HIM AN EXTRA 500 FOR EVERY EQUIP SPELL CARD

Stranger: HIS ATTACK IS NOW 3050!

Stranger: ATTACK HIS GAZELLE

You: I SOMEHOW HAVE ANOTHER KURIBOH IN MY HAND.

Stranger: -_-

Stranger: Liez.

You: I WAS KIDDING D:

Stranger: DIE

You: NO MY GAZELLE.

Stranger: How many LP do you have now

You: 1450

Stranger: HOLY CRAP

Stranger: I END.

You: I DRAW.

You: I SET TWO FACE-DOWNS AND END.

Stranger: I DRAW.

Stranger: I PLACE ONE MONSTER IN FACE-DOWN DEFENSE MODE AND END, CAUSE IT'S OBVIOUSLY A TRAP

You: I DRAW.

You: *badass drawing motion*

You: I ACTIVATE, THE FLUTE OF SUMMONING KURIBOH

Stranger: DOES THAT EVEN EXIST

You: YES ACTUALLY IT DOES.

Stranger: HOLY sheet

You: AND THIS ALLOWS ME TO SPECIAL SUMMON, KURIBOH, IN ATTACK POSITION!.

You: NOW! I ACTIVATE, MULTIPLY!

Stranger: I KNEW IT

You: AND NOW.

You: I ACTIVATE, TWO-PRONGED ATTACK.

You: WHICH AT THE COST OF TWO OF MY KURIBOH TOKENS, I CAN DESTROY YOUR MAHA VAILO

You: AND I'LL END AND THAT.

You: *AT

Stranger: I DRAW.

Stranger: I SUMMON MY AXE RAIDER IN ATTACK MODE

Stranger: AND EQUIP HIM WITH FAIRY METEOR CRUSH

Stranger: ATTACK A KURIBOH TOKEN.

You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You: MY LIFE POINTS.

Stranger: /WIN

You: IT WAS A FAIR DUEL.

You: *Shakes hands*

 

 

[CeDeFiA]

^epic.