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Poseidon© Newbie

Poseidon©

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[align=center][spoiler=Quester Episode 1]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: --inserts 25 cents--

Stranger: lol' date=' now what?

Stranger: Helloooo..?

Stranger: Helllooooooo?

Stranger: You there?

You: OK

You: >PLEASE PICK USERNAME<

Stranger: Link715

You: Welcome, Sir Link715, to the World of Quester.

You: You shall embark on a life threatening adventure.

You: Do you accept?

Stranger: Yeah

You: OK

You: Where do you want to begin?

Stranger: Ummm..the beginning level?

You: >INVALID AREA<

Stranger: You pick an area then

You: >INVALID AREA<

Stranger: Rawr!

You: >INVALID AREA<

Stranger: DIE! -attacks-

You: >INVALID AREA<

Stranger: You're an invalid area

You: >INVALID AREA<

You: *just pick some random place*

You: >.>

Stranger: Lol, fine Toronto

You: Area accepted.

You: Processing....

You: 1&

You: 1%*

You: 5%

You: 13%

You: 25%

You: 32%

You: 40%

You: 50%

You: 54%

You: 60%

You: 75%

You: 77%

You: 86%

You: 90%

You: 96%

You: 99%

You: 100%

You: Welcome to TORONTO.

You: Area contains... 76 active users playing at the same rate you are!

You: Now

You: We shall begin

You: YOU ARE NOW IN A HOUSE

Stranger: Cool

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: I sleep.

You: YOU SLEEP

You: YOU HEAR A NOISE

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: I kill it with my ninja sword

You: YOU KILL THE NOISE WITH YOUR NINJA SWORD

You: YOU THEN GO OUTSIDE

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: go pee?

You: YOU GO PEE

You: SOMEONE PUNCHES YOU FROM THE BACK

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Jerry kicks their ass

You: JERRY IS NOT IN 'TORONTO'

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Well, then I kick their ass

You: YOU KICK THEIR ASS

You: YOU GET TIRED

You: YOU SEE THAT YOU WALKED

You: FAR AWAY FROM TOWN

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Well, I rest

You: YOU REST

You: YOU WAKE UP AND FIND YOURSELF IN A ROOM

You: YOU SEE A MAN WITH A GLOVES

You: AND RAPIST GLASSES

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: I kick his ass

You: INVALID COMMENT

You: YOU ARE TIED UP

Stranger: That little peice of information would be good before. Well, then I make him feel uncomfortable with my sexy pose x3

You: YOU CANT MOVE

You: YOU ARE TIED UP

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Hmmm....well, I scream

You: HE SAYS SHUT UP

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: I tell him to shut up and untie me

You: HE DOESN'T LISTEN

You: HE PULLS DOWN YOUR PANTS AND BOXERS

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Wriggle

You: HE GRABS YOUR PENIS

You: AND SHOVES IT IN HIS ASS

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Umm, I thought I was on my stomach

You: You were in a chair.

Stranger: Hmmm, well, I tell him to untie me and ass rape me <3

You: HE SAYS SHUT UP

You: HE MOVES HIS ASS FEROUCIOUSLY

You: AND BREAKS YOUR PENIS

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Logically, I scream and

Stranger: ...I scream in pain

You: HE SAYS SHUT UP

You: PUTS TAPE OVER YOUR MOUTH

You: AND

You: THEN KILLS YOU

You: WHAT DO YOU-

You: owait

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: -inserts 25 cents-- this is fun

You: >PLEASE PICK YOUR DESIRED USERNAME<

Stranger: Shadow

You: Welcome, Sir Shadow to the World of Quester.

You: You shall embark on a life threatening journey.

You: Do you accept?

Stranger: Yes

You: Good

You: Now, pick an area.

Stranger: Hell

You: VALID AREA

You: Area processing

You: 1%

You: 5%

You: 8%

You: 10%

You: 15%

You: 27%

You: 36%

You: 45%

You: 52%

You: 63%

You: 76%

You: 84%

You: 90%

You: 95%

You: 99%

You: 100%

You: Welcome to Hell, there are 5432 active users playing Quester here.

You: YOU BEGIN IN A CELL WITH A RAPIST

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Any more information I need to know before I begin?

You: Well, you are locked in a cell, like a jail cell.

You: Bars are burning hot

You: Not tied or anything

You: Just.. confined.

You: BEGIN

Stranger: Well, I knock him unconscious with my sedative needles

You: HE HIS OUT COLD

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Tie him up

You: NO ROPE FOUND'

You: INVALID COMMAND

Stranger: f***! Well, bars are burning....maybe he's got a key. I'd go check for a key

You: HE HAS NO KEY

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Steal his gloves?

You: GOOD CHOICE

You: You remembered he was a rapist. ;D

You: NOW YOU HAVE PHENOMENAL STRENGTH

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Well, obviously I pry the cage open

You: YOU OPEN THE CAGE

You: ONLY TO BE SEEN FACE TO FACE WITH A HELL GUARD

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Well, being the medic of hell, I would assume they would let me go.

You: lol, creative.

You: YOU ARE LET OUT OF HELL

You: AND NOW

You: ON EARTH

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Umm..make sure their aren't any creepy men calling me girls

You: YOU MAKE SURE OF THAT

You: YOU THEN WALK

You: AND

You: WALK UNTIL YOU REACH A HOUSE

You: THEN WALK AWAY

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Go human formed oviously. The gravity on earth is different and hurts.

You: YOU GO HUMAN FORME

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Ummm....I find my way back to hell?

You: THE GATEWAY TO HELL

You: IS CLOSED

You: AND NO ONE IS GUARDING IT

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Open it. C'mon, Chaos isn't going to kill me for that.

You: YOU DONT HAVE THE ABILITY TO OPEN IT

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Open a portal and go to hell anyways. Gate or no gate, I live there.

You: YOU MAKE A PORTAL

You: YOU GO INTO HELL

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Well, I tell someone that I nearly got raped.

You: THEY DONT CARE

You: THEY WALK OFF

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: I make them care. The only person who wouldn't care might be Dom-I and V.E.

You: YOU PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE, BASICALLY

You: UNTIL THEY CARE

You: YOU MAKE A SCENE

You: YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED TO THE DEVI

You: L

You: YOU ARE NOW FACE TO FACE

You: WITH SATAN HIMSELF

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: "Hi, Chaos!"

You: "THAT'S NOT MY NAME, b**** ASS SLAVE f***er."

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Hmmm...I dunno, stand there?

You: YOU ARE NOW

You: BACK INTO A CELL

You: A DIFFERENT

You: YOUR GLOVES ARE GONE

You: AND ALONE

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Hmmm....sit there I suppose

You: YOU SIT DOWN

You: YOU REALIZE THE SEAT

You: IS HOTTER THAN THE BARS

You: YOU JUMP UP

You: WITH YOUR BUTT ON FIRE

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Stop, drop and roll

You: LUCKILY THE FLOOR ISN'T HOT

You: YOU ROLL THE FIRE OFF

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Get up

You: YOU GET UP

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Stand there until someone comes

You: NO ONE COMES

You: YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING

You: WHAT DO YOU-

You: owait

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: --inserts 25 cents again--

You: Dood, you're liek f***ing rich.

You: >PLEASE PICK USERNAME<

Stranger: ^ ^

You: Welcome, Sir ^ ^, to Quester.

You: You are about to go on a life threatening journey.

You: Do you accept?

Stranger: Hellz yeah!

You: Where would you like begin?

Stranger: On the moon

You: Valid area.

You: 1%

You: 5%

You: 14%

You: 35%

You: 50%

You: 67%

You: 73%

You: 80%

You: 86%

You: 93%

You: 98%

You: 999%

You: 1000%

You: Welcome to ON THE MOON, there are 0 other users on this area with you!

You: YOU ARE STANDING ON THE MOON

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Run around in circles screaming, then get drunk

You: There are no bars on the moon, but whatever xD

You: YOU RAN AROUND

You: YOU GOT DRUNK

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: YEAH! Well, now wasted I would scream uselessly at a crater then collaspe xD

You: YOU TECHNICALLY DIED

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

You: OWAIT

You: CONGRATULATIONS

You: YOU HAVE RECEIVED AN AWARD

You: 'Fastest Death on QUESTER'

You: You get one free Quester journey.

You: Do you accept?

Stranger: Yeah!

You: >PICK A USERNAME<

Stranger: Jerry

You: Welcome, Sir Jerry, to the World of Quester.

You: You are about to go on a life threatening journey.

You: Do you accept?

Stranger: Yep

You: Where do you want to begin?

Stranger: In a bar

You: Valid area

You: 1%

You: 10%

You: 23%

You: 34%

You: 45%

You: 50%

You: 67%

You: 80%

You: 85%

You: 95%

You: 99%

You: 100%

You: Welcome to IN A BAR, there are 2232123 active users playing Quester here.

You: >YOU MAY EXPERIENCE SERVER LAG FROM AMOUNT OF PLAYERS<

You: YOU ARE STANDING IN A BAR

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Kill everyone in here so there isn't any lag. JERRY DOESN'T SHARE BOOZE!

You: YOU KILLED EVERY ACTIVE PLAYER

You: +132 LEVELS

You: YOU NOW HAVE ALL THE BOOZE YOU WANT

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Get wasted

Stranger: Then pass out

You: YOU GET WASTED

You: AND PASS OUT

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Die?

You: YOU DIED

You: WHAT DO YOU-

You: OWAIT

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: --insert 25 cents-- I've got a rich mommy

Stranger: O.o

You: >MACHINE BROKEN, OVERUSE<

Your conversational partner has disconnected

You have disconnected.

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;D

 

This is funking hilarious.

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.:Mimi:.

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[spoiler=My Try at Quester]Stranger: hey

You: Hello, welcome to the land of quester.

You: Please choose a Username

Stranger: frederick189

You: Welcome, frederick189, to the land of quester.

You: You are about to embark on a dangerous journey, that could possibly put your life in danger.

Stranger: thank you.

You: Do you understand?

Stranger: yes.

You: Please select a starting location.

Stranger: El Salvador.

You: Ruins - Sea Castle - Forest

Stranger: oh. uhm, forest.

Processing Level:

5%

8%

23%

46%

91%

100%

You: Area contains... 834 active users playing at the same rate you are!

You: You wake up in a vast forest, wearing a shirt and jeans. You spot a sword on the floor.

You: Do you take it or leave it?

Stranger: take it.

You: You pick up the sword. Suddenly, you see a light. Do you go towards it? It could be the way out of the forest.

Stranger: yes. i sprint to the light.

You: When you are about to reach the exit, a dark figure approaches you, blocking your path. Do you choose to fight him, or do you want to run away?

Stranger: i would love to fight that jabroni.

You: You reach to grab your sword, then approach the person. As you strike, the stranger blocks your attack, then hits you on your arm with his sword.

You: Do you continue fighting, or do you leave while you can?

Stranger: leave while i can.

You: Ok. You escape, and start walking around the forest. Suddenly, you see a tent. You walk towards it. Do you enter, or do you walk away?

Stranger: i poke it with my sowrd. is that an option?

You: No.

You: Sorry.

Stranger: dammit. i guess i will enter the tent.

You: You walk in, and are surprised at what you see. It is a supply tent, with food, drinks, clothes, beds, televisions and bandages. Do you decide to stay, or do you leave?

Stranger: stay.

You: Ok, you hear a rustling outside. Do you decide that it is nothing and you go to sleep, or do you get up and go and investigate it.

Stranger: i go to sleep.

You: You wake up in the morning. Do you want to go get some exercise, or stay and watch television?

Stranger: excersize.

You: You slowly open the tent door, and then you start to run outside. Suddenly, you notice that you took the back door, and you are running straight for a cliff. Then, you start to fall. Do you choose to grab onto the side of the cliff or do you choose to fall.

Stranger: grab on to the cliff!

You: You grab the side of a cliff. You see a bear peer over the edge down at you. He pushes the floor above you, and it comes tumbling down. It hits you in the head, instantly knocking you out, and you fall to the water. Then you realise that if you didnt grab onto the cliff, you would've landed on a by passing mattress. You drown and die.

 

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CeDeFiA

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[spoiler=My Try at Quester]Stranger: hey

You: Hello' date=' welcome to the land of quester.

You: Please choose a Username

Stranger: frederick189

You: Welcome, frederick189, to the land of quester.

You: You are about to embark on a dangerous journey, that could possibly put your life in danger.

Stranger: thank you.

You: Do you understand?

Stranger: yes.

You: Please select a starting location.

Stranger: El Salvador.

You: Ruins - Sea Castle - Forest

Stranger: oh. uhm, forest.

Processing Level:

5%

8%

23%

46%

91%

100%

You: Area contains... 834 active users playing at the same rate you are!

You: You wake up in a vast forest, wearing a shirt and jeans. You spot a sword on the floor.

You: Do you take it or leave it?

Stranger: take it.

You: You pick up the sword. Suddenly, you see a light. Do you go towards it? It could be the way out of the forest.

Stranger: yes. i sprint to the light.

You: When you are about to reach the exit, a dark figure approaches you, blocking your path. Do you choose to fight him, or do you want to run away?

Stranger: i would love to fight that b****.

You: You reach to grab your sword, then approach the person. As you strike, the stranger blocks your attack, then hits you on your arm with his sword.

You: Do you continue fighting, or do you leave while you can?

Stranger: leave while i can.

You: Ok. You escape, and start walking around the forest. Suddenly, you see a tent. You walk towards it. Do you enter, or do you walk away?

Stranger: i poke it with my sowrd. is that an option?

You: No.

You: Sorry.

Stranger: dammit. i guess i will enter the tent.

You: You walk in, and are surprised at what you see. It is a supply tent, with food, drinks, clothes, beds, televisions and bandages. Do you decide to stay, or do you leave?

Stranger: stay.

You: Ok, you hear a rustling outside. Do you decide that it is nothing and you go to sleep, or do you get up and go and investigate it.

Stranger: i go to sleep.

You: You wake up in the morning. Do you want to go get some exercise, or stay and watch television?

Stranger: excersize.

You: You slowly open the tent door, and then you start to run outside. Suddenly, you notice that you took the back door, and you are running straight for a cliff. Then, you start to fall. Do you choose to grab onto the side of the cliff or do you choose to fall.

Stranger: grab on to the cliff!

You: You grab the side of a cliff. You see a bear peer over the edge down at you. He pushes the floor above you, and it comes tumbling down. It hits you in the head, instantly knocking you out, and you fall to the water. Then you realise that if you didnt grab onto the cliff, you would've landed on a by passing mattress. You drown and die.

 

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ur doin it wrung.

[align=center][spoiler=Quester Episode 2. CONTENT REMOVED. IF YOU'D LIKE TO SEE FULL VERSION, PM.]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: [removed pic of penis]

Stranger: am i doin it right?

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: [removed pic of penis]

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: [removed pic of penis]

Stranger: fit damn it

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

Stranger: [removed pic of penis]

You: >.>

Stranger: lol

You: I WONT FIT, ALRIGHT?

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: hah

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: okay this is getting old

Stranger: lol

Stranger: <___>

You: Just do it

You: >.>

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: * puts *

You: >PICK USERNAME<

Stranger: Rabbit

You: Welcome, Sir Rabbit, to the World of Quester.

Stranger: :/

Stranger: jolly

You: You shall embark on a life threatening journey.

You: Do you accept?

Stranger: hhhmmmm.... what if i said no?

You: Your journey would end here.

Stranger: then yes

Stranger: o.0

You: Where would you like to begin?

Stranger: my mothers vagina

You: Valid area.

Stranger: LOL

You: Area processing....

You: 1%

You: 5%

You: 15%

You: 23%

You: 40%

You: 56%

Stranger: really..

You: 70%

Stranger: lol

You: 80%

You: 86%

You: 90%

You: 95%

You: 99%

You: 100%

You: WELCOME TO 'MY MOTHER VAGINA'

Stranger: lol

You: There are... 756 active users here.

Stranger: XD

Stranger: what a whore

You: YOU ARE STANDING IN A ROOM, IN THE VAGINA

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: idk

Stranger: dance?

You: YOU DANCE

You: YOU HEAR A MOAN

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: dance more?

You: YOU DANCE MORE

You: THE MOANING GETS LOUDER

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: poop? xD

Stranger: this is so odd lol

You: YOU POOP

You: THE MOANING SUBSIDES

Stranger: lol

You: YOU FORCIBLY GET PUSHED TO THE SIDE

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: get mad

You: YOU GET MAD

You: YOU FALL OUT OF THE VAGINA

You: AND LAND ON THE FLOOR

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: lol

Stranger: eat mom

You: YOU EAT 'MOM'

You: YOU GET FAT

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: poop some more

You: YOU POOP MORE

You: YOU SMELL

You: AND STRANGE SMELL

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: explode i think

You: YOU EXPLODE

You: YOU ARE DEAD

You: WHAT DO YOU-

You: owait

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: lol

Stranger: okay its been fun bye

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Twin Seed

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[spoiler=1st attempt at trolling] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey im kyle' date='im a guy, and im 20

You: I herd you liek mudkipz.

Stranger: sure

You: I ate your cookiez.

You: I iz santa.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: bye

You: Hohoho!

You: Happy Christmas!

 

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I'm sorry, but you failed at trolling.

I know, I'm not meant for it.

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六兆年と一夜物語 Newbie

六兆年と一夜物語

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[spoiler=What a loner xD]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: hey give me saome porn sites

Stranger: i need that

You: would you like to play a game

You: you'll get your sites if you win

Stranger: no i wanna it now

You: no play

You: no sites

Stranger: hurry

Stranger: oh you suck

You: your a loner

Stranger: before we play , i'm already know who is the winner

You: so you'll play?

Stranger: absolutely me

Stranger: yes for your lose

You: there is a key in your bathroom

You: tell me what's on it

You: if it matches my description then you win

You: if not then you lose

Stranger: my dick hahaha

You: what is on the key?

Stranger: my dick

You: you win then

You: here is your site

You: http://tinyurl.com/pq24rx

Stranger: i'm serious man

You: if your serious then you will find it yourself

You: good day sucker

You have disconnected.

 

 

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Marisa Kirisame-ze

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[spoiler=This is justice!]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: OBJECTION!

Stranger: do you have any female nudes

Stranger: like links

You: YOU ARE IN A COURT CASE, SIR.

You: ACT SERIOUS PLEASE.

Stranger: ok

You: And why would you like these certain pics?

Stranger: id like to call one of my co-cousels to the stand

You: Sure thing. State your cause.

Stranger: i do not consent to conversation your honor

Stranger: id like to call Force Mccocken to the stand

You: And why not? Are you toying with me? State your cause!

You: Go get him, dammit.

You: Explain why you killed her.

Stranger: Force! come here old buddy

You: Why you killed your own girlfriend.

Stranger: because my dick ran into her vagina

Stranger: than it killed her

Stranger: i swear i didnt cut it off,i swear

Stranger: i swear to the police

You: You bastard! So you are charged of rape too!

Stranger: GODDAMNIT

Stranger: I THOUGHT THIS WAS MERICA

You: No, son, this is justice!

Stranger: GODDAYMETTTT

Stranger: I THOUGHT THIS WAS MERICA

You: You, sir, are screwed!

You: Get to the jail house now!

Stranger: WHO ARE YOU?

Stranger: GEET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU MONKEY FREAK

You: For attempted rape and murder of your own girlfriend, I have the right to sentence you to jail.

You: Get to it!

You: Now I better not see you raping again, you here me.

You: Good bye.

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.:Mimi:.

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[align=center][spoiler=4 Levels of Quester...In a row]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: Hello, welcome to the land of quester.

You: Please choose a Username

Stranger: frederick189

You: Welcome, frederick189, to the land of quester.

You: You are about to embark on a dangerous journey, that could possibly put your life in danger.

Stranger: thank you.

You: Do you understand?

Stranger: yes.

You: Please select a starting location.

Stranger: El Salvador.

You: Ruins - Sea Castle - Forest

Stranger: oh. uhm, forest.

You: You wake up in a vast forest, wearing a shirt and jeans. You spot a sword on the floor.

You: Do you take it or leave it?

Stranger: take it.

You: You pick up the sword. Suddenly, you see a light. Do you go towards it? It could be the way out of the forest.

Stranger: yes. i sprint to the light.

You: When you are about to reach the exit, a dark figure approaches you, blocking your path. Do you choose to fight him, or do you want to run away?

Stranger: i would love to fight that jabroni.

You: You reach to grab your sword, then approach the person. As you strike, the stranger blocks your attack, then hits you on your arm with his sword.

You: Do you continue fighting, or do you leave while you can?

Stranger: leave while i can.

You: Ok. You escape, and start walking around the forest. Suddenly, you see a tent. You walk towards it. Do you enter, or do you walk away?

Stranger: i poke it with my sowrd. is that an option?

You: No.

You: Sorry.

Stranger: dammit. i guess i will enter the tent.

You: You walk in, and are surprised at what you see. It is a supply tent, with food, drinks, clothes, beds, televisions and bandages. Do you decide to stay, or do you leave?

Stranger: stay.

You: Ok, you hear a rustling outside. Do you decide that it is nothing and you go to sleep, or do you get up and go and investigate it.

Stranger: i go to sleep.

You: You wake up in the morning. Do you want to go get some exercise, or stay and watch television?

Stranger: excersize.

You: You slowly open the tent door, and then you start to run outside. Suddenly, you notice that you took the back door, and you are running straight for a cliff. Then, you start to fall. Do you choose to grab onto the side of the cliff or do you choose to fall.

Stranger: grab on to the cliff!

You: You grab the side of a cliff. You see a bear peer over the edge down at you. He pushes the floor above you, and it comes tumbling down. It hits you in the head, instantly knocking you out, and you fall to the water. Then you realise that if you didnt grab onto the cliff, you would've landed on a by passing mattress. You drown and die.

Stranger: wow. that sucks.

Stranger: i hate my life.

Stranger: it was nice visiting you, land of Quester.

You: Would you like to play again?

Stranger: i don't think i could take dying again.

Stranger: but i guess so.

You: Ok, welcome to the Land of Quester.

You: Please choose a username.

Stranger: imwiningthisround112

You: Ok, welcome to the land of quester, sir imwiningthisround112.

You: Please, choose a level.

You: Ruins - Sea Castle - Forest

Stranger: Ruins.

You: Processing Level -

You: 5%

You: 8%

You: 17%

You: 31%

You: 48%

You: 72%

You: 99%

Stranger: :I im going to eat some tacos, and then coming back.

You: 100%

Stranger: OH HELL YES.

You: You: Area contains... 834 active users playing at the same rate you are!

Stranger: goood. im gonna beat their sorry asses.

You: You wake up in the middle of a ruined castle. It is still built up, but the insides have crumbled, and monsters are roaming the corridor.

Stranger: perfect.

You: You come to an intersection, with 4 different directions that you can go.

You: Which way do you choose?

Stranger: left.

You: Ok, you walk left.

You: A shadow of a hand appears on the floor infront of you. Do you walk towards or away from the shadow?

Stranger: towards.

You: The shadow is now above you. A hand falls from the ceiling, grabs you, and pulls you up into the shadows. You dissapear into the void and die.

Stranger: awwwww.

Stranger: gameover.

Stranger: is there even a way to win this ?

You: Yes.

You: Would you like to play the secret level, only accesible by dying twice in a row.

Stranger: yes, yes i would

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENTS<

Stranger: inserted.

You: >PICK USERNAME<

 

Stranger: humbalajumbskiez

You: Welcome, Sir Humbalajumbskiez, to the World of Quester.

You: You shall embark on a life threatening journey.

 

You: Do you accept?

Stranger: YES.

You: Area processing....

 

You: 1%

You: 5%

You: 15%

You: 23%

You: 40%

You: 56%

You: 70%

You: 80%

You: 86%

You: 90%

You: 95%

You: 99%

You: 100%

You: WELCOME TO 'THE GRIMS TEMPLE OF VOID'

You: There are... 346 active users here.

Stranger: oh, im not the only special one? aw.

You: You walk into a dark, unlit room.

You: You walk forward, until you kick your foot on something that seems to be a stone chair. A light fills the room. Suddenly, you realized that you just kicked the grim reapers throne. Do you confront him or walk away.

Stranger: walk away. taking the safe route this time.

You: You walk away, out of the room. When you leave, the door closes behind you. Something starts falling from the roof. It is a shiny sword. Do you grab it, or leave it there.

Stranger: grab it

You: You pick up the sword. Do you decide to walk forward, or do you choose to stab yourself?

Stranger: lol, walk forward.

You: You decide to walk forward. Suddenly, you hear a click, and a cage falls around you. You are trapped. Do you wait or slash at the metal bars?

Stranger: slash

You: You slash at the metal bar, and there is a spark. You hear a cracking sound, and the sword snapes in half. It is quickly flying at you. Do you stay standing or duck?

Stranger: stay standing.

You: Luckily for you, you didn't duck. If you had, the sword would've hit you in the head. The blade flys into your leg, but you can easily pull it out. You take it out, and then the cage lifts off the floor. An inscription is on the wall. It reads "To escape this place, walk to the Grim Reaper, and complete a task for him, and only then can you leave."

You: Do you go to the grim reaper or walk in the opposite direction.

Stranger: walk to the grim reaper.

You: You enter the Grim Reaper's room, and then a familiar light fills the room. You talk to the Grim Reaper and he tells you the task he requires you to do. "Destroy God and I will let you go." Do you accept the mission?

Stranger: no.

You: The grim reaper pulls out his scythe, then slashes you in half. You die

Stranger: thats fine. at least i know that i went to heaven.

You: Also, God sends you to Hell for communicating with the grim reaper.

Stranger: but i tried to defend God.

Stranger: you can't do that!

Stranger: i had no choice.

You: You tell him that, and he allows you into heaven.

Stranger: yesss !

You: Would you like to play the level heaven?

Stranger: yes,a ctually i would.

You: So to set the scene, God has turned evil, and he is destroying heaven. The only way to stop him is to defeat him, and then you shall become God.

Stranger: whatwhat.

Stranger: Why would he do that?

You: He just has, ok?

Stranger: ok, calm down there, game.

You: Ok

You: The level doesn't need to load, as you are already there/

You: You start this level equipped with Angelic Armor and Light Possesed Blade.

Stranger: perfect.

You: These items make you near invincible, and you are only defeatable by God and Satan.

Stranger: kay

You: God dissapears, leaving you at the gates of heaven alone.

Stranger: ohhhh no.

You: You walk through the gates, and see everything you ever dreamed of. Do you choose to take those things, or leave them?

Stranger: leave them .

You: You walk away from the things that lay infront of you. You just left behind everything you ever wanted. They were not a trap, but you cannot go back now.

You: You see a cage that enprisons your mother. Do you choose to try to save her, or do you leave her there?

Stranger: save her.

You: You walk up to her, and the cage vanishes. She grabs you by the neck and slams you to the ground. It is your real mother, but she is possesed by God. Do you stab her, or let her die?

Stranger: can i save her ?

You: It's best not to know that at this moment in time/

Stranger: let her die ? :(

You: Do you stab her or not?

Stranger: NO

You: Ok, she starts strangling you, but then god gets pulled away by a magnetic force, and leaves the body of your mother. She stops choking you.

Stranger: good.

You: You see the gates of heaven again. This is where god was pulled.

You: Do you want to confront in the final battle?

Stranger: yes.

You: You walk through the gates, and god floats infront of you. He shoots a beam of light at you. Do you dodge it or hit it with your sword?

Stranger: hit it with my sword.

You: Your sword absorbs the light. Only need to absorb two more beams to reach max power.

You: he sends another beam. Do you hit it?

Stranger: yeahhhhhhh

You: Your sword absorbs it

You: one more

You: he sends the third and final beam. Do you hit it?

Stranger: yeeeeah!

You: Things aren't always as they seem.

You: You hit it, but you miss.

Stranger: aw.

You: It hits your armor, now your armor absorbs it

Stranger: thats okay.

You: You only have one chance at this. He is open. Do you hit him, and hope that the power in the armor will make up for the lost power in the blade, or do you not hit him?

Stranger: yes, i do. its the right choice.

You: You jump, and miss.

You: But hope's not lost!

You: Your mother appears, and sacrifces herself.

You: This makes you angry and gives you extra power.

Stranger: perfect.

You: You do a flip in the air, hitting God with your sword, destroying him.

You: You gain ultimate power, and you are now the new God.

You: You destroy Hell and all bad people on Earth.

You: Congratulations, you win the game.;

Stranger: yes. i won.

Stranger: what a proud moment in life.

Stranger: thank you, game. i feel better about myself.

You: Now, that was a long conversation.

Stranger: yes it really was.

You: Thankyou for playing...

You: Quester.

You: The ultimate game adventure game of Omegle.

Stranger: lol, you are so cool.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Not the best, but I enjoyed it.[/align]

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CeDeFiA

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[align=center][spoiler=4 Levels of Quester...In a row]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: Hello' date=' welcome to the land of quester.

You: Please choose a Username

Stranger: frederick189

You: Welcome, frederick189, to the land of quester.

You: You are about to embark on a dangerous journey, that could possibly put your life in danger.

Stranger: thank you.

You: Do you understand?

Stranger: yes.

You: Please select a starting location.

Stranger: El Salvador.

You: Ruins - Sea Castle - Forest

Stranger: oh. uhm, forest.

You: You wake up in a vast forest, wearing a shirt and jeans. You spot a sword on the floor.

You: Do you take it or leave it?

Stranger: take it.

You: You pick up the sword. Suddenly, you see a light. Do you go towards it? It could be the way out of the forest.

Stranger: yes. i sprint to the light.

You: When you are about to reach the exit, a dark figure approaches you, blocking your path. Do you choose to fight him, or do you want to run away?

Stranger: i would love to fight that b****.

You: You reach to grab your sword, then approach the person. As you strike, the stranger blocks your attack, then hits you on your arm with his sword.

You: Do you continue fighting, or do you leave while you can?

Stranger: leave while i can.

You: Ok. You escape, and start walking around the forest. Suddenly, you see a tent. You walk towards it. Do you enter, or do you walk away?

Stranger: i poke it with my sowrd. is that an option?

You: No.

You: Sorry.

Stranger: dammit. i guess i will enter the tent.

You: You walk in, and are surprised at what you see. It is a supply tent, with food, drinks, clothes, beds, televisions and bandages. Do you decide to stay, or do you leave?

Stranger: stay.

You: Ok, you hear a rustling outside. Do you decide that it is nothing and you go to sleep, or do you get up and go and investigate it.

Stranger: i go to sleep.

You: You wake up in the morning. Do you want to go get some exercise, or stay and watch television?

Stranger: excersize.

You: You slowly open the tent door, and then you start to run outside. Suddenly, you notice that you took the back door, and you are running straight for a cliff. Then, you start to fall. Do you choose to grab onto the side of the cliff or do you choose to fall.

Stranger: grab on to the cliff!

You: You grab the side of a cliff. You see a bear peer over the edge down at you. He pushes the floor above you, and it comes tumbling down. It hits you in the head, instantly knocking you out, and you fall to the water. Then you realise that if you didnt grab onto the cliff, you would've landed on a by passing mattress. You drown and die.

Stranger: wow. that sucks.

Stranger: i hate my life.

Stranger: it was nice visiting you, land of Quester.

You: Would you like to play again?

Stranger: i don't think i could take dying again.

Stranger: but i guess so.

You: Ok, welcome to the Land of Quester.

You: Please choose a username.

Stranger: imwiningthisround112

You: Ok, welcome to the land of quester, sir imwiningthisround112.

You: Please, choose a level.

You: Ruins - Sea Castle - Forest

Stranger: Ruins.

You: Processing Level -

You: 5%

You: 8%

You: 17%

You: 31%

You: 48%

You: 72%

You: 99%

Stranger: :I im going to eat some tacos, and then coming back.

You: 100%

Stranger: OH HELL YES.

You: You: Area contains... 834 active users playing at the same rate you are!

Stranger: goood. im gonna beat their sorry asses.

You: You wake up in the middle of a ruined castle. It is still built up, but the insides have crumbled, and monsters are roaming the corridor.

Stranger: perfect.

You: You come to an intersection, with 4 different directions that you can go.

You: Which way do you choose?

Stranger: left.

You: Ok, you walk left.

You: A shadow of a hand appears on the floor infront of you. Do you walk towards or away from the shadow?

Stranger: towards.

You: The shadow is now above you. A hand falls from the ceiling, grabs you, and pulls you up into the shadows. You dissapear into the void and die.

Stranger: awwwww.

Stranger: gameover.

Stranger: is there even a way to win this ?

You: Yes.

You: Would you like to play the secret level, only accesible by dying twice in a row.

Stranger: yes, yes i would

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENTS<

Stranger: inserted.

You: >PICK USERNAME<

 

Stranger: humbalajumbskiez

You: Welcome, Sir Humbalajumbskiez, to the World of Quester.

You: You shall embark on a life threatening journey.

 

You: Do you accept?

Stranger: YES.

You: Area processing....

 

You: 1%

You: 5%

You: 15%

You: 23%

You: 40%

You: 56%

You: 70%

You: 80%

You: 86%

You: 90%

You: 95%

You: 99%

You: 100%

You: WELCOME TO 'THE GRIMS TEMPLE OF VOID'

You: There are... 346 active users here.

Stranger: oh, im not the only special one? aw.

You: You walk into a dark, unlit room.

You: You walk forward, until you kick your foot on something that seems to be a stone chair. A light fills the room. Suddenly, you realized that you just kicked the grim reapers throne. Do you confront him or walk away.

Stranger: walk away. taking the safe route this time.

You: You walk away, out of the room. When you leave, the door closes behind you. Something starts falling from the roof. It is a shiny sword. Do you grab it, or leave it there.

Stranger: grab it

You: You pick up the sword. Do you decide to walk forward, or do you choose to stab yourself?

Stranger: lol, walk forward.

You: You decide to walk forward. Suddenly, you hear a click, and a cage falls around you. You are trapped. Do you wait or slash at the metal bars?

Stranger: slash

You: You slash at the metal bar, and there is a spark. You hear a cracking sound, and the sword snapes in half. It is quickly flying at you. Do you stay standing or duck?

Stranger: stay standing.

You: Luckily for you, you didn't duck. If you had, the sword would've hit you in the head. The blade flys into your leg, but you can easily pull it out. You take it out, and then the cage lifts off the floor. An inscription is on the wall. It reads "To escape this place, walk to the Grim Reaper, and complete a task for him, and only then can you leave."

You: Do you go to the grim reaper or walk in the opposite direction.

Stranger: walk to the grim reaper.

You: You enter the Grim Reaper's room, and then a familiar light fills the room. You talk to the Grim Reaper and he tells you the task he requires you to do. "Destroy God and I will let you go." Do you accept the mission?

Stranger: no.

You: The grim reaper pulls out his scythe, then slashes you in half. You die

Stranger: thats fine. at least i know that i went to heaven.

You: Also, God sends you to Hell for communicating with the grim reaper.

Stranger: but i tried to defend God.

Stranger: you can't do that!

Stranger: i had no choice.

You: You tell him that, and he allows you into heaven.

Stranger: yesss !

You: Would you like to play the level heaven?

Stranger: yes,a ctually i would.

You: So to set the scene, God has turned evil, and he is destroying heaven. The only way to stop him is to defeat him, and then you shall become God.

Stranger: whatwhat.

Stranger: Why would he do that?

You: He just has, ok?

Stranger: ok, calm down there, game.

You: Ok

You: The level doesn't need to load, as you are already there/

You: You start this level equipped with Angelic Armor and Light Possesed Blade.

Stranger: perfect.

You: These items make you near invincible, and you are only defeatable by God and Satan.

Stranger: kay

You: God dissapears, leaving you at the gates of heaven alone.

Stranger: ohhhh no.

You: You walk through the gates, and see everything you ever dreamed of. Do you choose to take those things, or leave them?

Stranger: leave them .

You: You walk away from the things that lay infront of you. You just left behind everything you ever wanted. They were not a trap, but you cannot go back now.

You: You see a cage that enprisons your mother. Do you choose to try to save her, or do you leave her there?

Stranger: save her.

You: You walk up to her, and the cage vanishes. She grabs you by the neck and slams you to the ground. It is your real mother, but she is possesed by God. Do you stab her, or let her die?

Stranger: can i save her ?

You: It's best not to know that at this moment in time/

Stranger: let her die ? :(

You: Do you stab her or not?

Stranger: NO

You: Ok, she starts strangling you, but then god gets pulled away by a magnetic force, and leaves the body of your mother. She stops choking you.

Stranger: good.

You: You see the gates of heaven again. This is where god was pulled.

You: Do you want to confront in the final battle?

Stranger: yes.

You: You walk through the gates, and god floats infront of you. He shoots a beam of light at you. Do you dodge it or hit it with your sword?

Stranger: hit it with my sword.

You: Your sword absorbs the light. Only need to absorb two more beams to reach max power.

You: he sends another beam. Do you hit it?

Stranger: yeahhhhhhh

You: Your sword absorbs it

You: one more

You: he sends the third and final beam. Do you hit it?

Stranger: yeeeeah!

You: Things aren't always as they seem.

You: You hit it, but you miss.

Stranger: aw.

You: It hits your armor, now your armor absorbs it

Stranger: thats okay.

You: You only have one chance at this. He is open. Do you hit him, and hope that the power in the armor will make up for the lost power in the blade, or do you not hit him?

Stranger: yes, i do. its the right choice.

You: You jump, and miss.

You: But hope's not lost!

You: Your mother appears, and sacrifces herself.

You: This makes you angry and gives you extra power.

Stranger: perfect.

You: You do a flip in the air, hitting God with your sword, destroying him.

You: You gain ultimate power, and you are now the new God.

You: You destroy Hell and all bad people on Earth.

You: Congratulations, you win the game.;

Stranger: yes. i won.

Stranger: what a proud moment in life.

Stranger: thank you, game. i feel better about myself.

You: Now, that was a long conversation.

Stranger: yes it really was.

You: Thankyou for playing...

You: Quester.

You: The ultimate game adventure game of Omegle.

Stranger: lol, you are so cool.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Not the best, but I enjoyed it.[/align']

 

 

Enjoyable <3

 

Nice job ;D

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[spoiler=Apparently they don't play Pacman]

You: hi!!!!

Stranger: hi

You: sounds like your not excited in the lesat bit >_>

You: you should be3 happy when talking to a stranger

Stranger: srry lol

Stranger: :)

You: yay :)

Stranger: lol

You: you play pacman

You: ?

Stranger: ummmm no

You: oh....

You: I'm sad

 

 

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Aximil

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: HEY

You: :D

Stranger: wats up?

You: being bored... and the sky...

Stranger: haah

Stranger: wow

Stranger: what time is it for u?

You: abotu 9:20pm

Stranger: oh kool

Stranger: girl or guy?

You: male

Stranger: N1GG4 SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: lol, fail

You: i have decided that you're rude...ciao

You have disconnected.

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ZeroLuneth

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[spoiler=trying to speak Japanese at people]

You: nihongo hanashi masuka

Stranger: ganbatte kudasae

You: eigo hanashi masuka

Stranger: what is that???????????

You: japanese >_>

You: you said "good luck please"

You: or at least tried to >_>

Stranger: i can't speak japanese

You: I could tell

You: well I guess you speak english then

Stranger: ok

Stranger: asl?

You: iie sukijanaidesu

 

 

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~Riku~

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: How are you?

Stranger: ouh im fine !!

Stranger: you male / female !!

Stranger: ??

You: I am a L''acknabranngan. We have no genders.

Stranger: ouh ! so pity u are ! ::: D

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T. Sankara

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[spoiler=lol]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: f/m

You: f, 17

Stranger: me too 18

Stranger: bi?

You: Want me to be?

Stranger: yessss

You: I can also be a tranny.

Stranger: ok u wanna eat my pussyy?

You: You wanna suck my dick?

Stranger: yess

You: None for you

You: I'm russian.

Stranger: :(

You: Aaw, racist.

Stranger: hairy vagina?

You: Not ny more

Stranger: i love hairy vagina

You: Sad faec?

Stranger: nvm what does ur pussy look like

You: Like cat who just got by a bus, then impaled into a sidewalk pillar.

Stranger: no forreal

You: You asked, I answered.

Stranger: saggy or tight

You: In between

Stranger: pink or brown

You: Yellow

You: Haven't had a shower in about 6 months

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

OMG. xD

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: ronaldo

You: HEIL

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Scyire

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[spoiler=lol]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: f/m

You: f' date=' 17

Stranger: me too 18

Stranger: bi?

You: Want me to be?

Stranger: yessss

You: I can also be a tranny.

Stranger: ok u wanna eat my pussyy?

You: You wanna suck my dick?

Stranger: yess

You: None for you

You: I'm russian.

Stranger: :(

You: Aaw, racist.

Stranger: hairy vagina?

You: Not ny more

Stranger: i love hairy vagina

You: Sad faec?

Stranger: nvm what does ur pussy look like

You: Like cat who just got by a bus, then impaled into a sidewalk pillar.

Stranger: no forreal

You: You asked, I answered.

Stranger: saggy or tight

You: In between

Stranger: pink or brown

You: Yellow

You: Haven't had a shower in about 6 months

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[hr']

 

 

LMAO.

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T. Sankara

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: guy or girl?

You: Lemme ask ya something first.

You: If I told ya I had something special, would ya accept?

Your conversational partner has disconnected

Stranger: hello

You: HEY YO STRANGER, I'M REAL HAPPY FOR YOU AND EVERYTHING, AND I'MMA LET YOU FINISH. . .BUT THE TROLL BEFORE ME HAD THE BEST INTRO OF ALL TIME/

You: ALL TIME.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: you should be happy for me

Stranger: today is my birthday

You: What did you get?

Stranger: earrings, clothes, money, good times =]

You: You didn't get the gift I sent you? D:

Stranger: no! when did you send it?

You: Three weeks ago

You: T_T

Stranger: now i'm sad =[ what did you send?

You: I sent you a picture.

Stranger: a picture of what?

You: MAH NUTS.

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Davok

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[spoiler=Damn Disrespectful Bastard]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl?

You: Up yours, too.

Stranger: wat?

Stranger: asl mean age sex location

You: Did you just call me a twat, son? >=O

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[spoiler=GNR Part I]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Welcome to Galaxy News Radio, I'm your host: Three Dooooooooooog!

You: How's everyone doing?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[spoiler=GNR Part II]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: You're listening to GNR, that's Galaxy News Radio in case you've forgot!

You: Neeeeews time, children!

Stranger: kk

You: I'm getting more and more reports of these mercenary maniacs from Talon Company.

Stranger: cool

You: The word is, these guys take the contracts the other mercs won't, in short, there's nothing they won't do.

You: So be careful out there.

You: Now, some music.

Stranger: ok

You: Hey everybody, did the news get around

About a guy named Butcher Pete

Oh, Pete just flew into this town

And he’s choppin’ up all the women’s meat

 

Stranger: are in a radio station

You: He’s hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’

He’s hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’

He’s hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’

He just hacks, wacks, choppin’ that meat

 

Stranger: or just trying to annoy people

You: Butcher Pete’s got a long sharp knife

He starts choppin’ and don’t know when to stop

All you fellows gotta watch your wifes

‘Cause Pete don’t care who’s meat he chops

 

 

Stranger: are you even listening to me

You: He’s hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’

He’s hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’

He’s hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’

He just hacks, wacks, choppin’ that meat

 

Stranger: hello9

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

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