OMeGle

[Davok]

You: GOD DAMN AMERICANS.

Stranger: hey

Stranger: f*** you

You: xD

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

<3 <3 <3

 

You're my best friend forever.

[T. Sankara]

You: GOD DAMN AMERICANS.

Stranger: hey

Stranger: f*** you

You: xD

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

<3 <3 <3

 

You're my best friend forever.

 

This is my new fav:

 

You: -_-

You: *yawns*

Stranger: >_<

You: Don't squint your funking eyes at me. I have your I.P. address. I'd happily show up and gauge those bastards out.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[The_Prince_of_Death]

Chinese guy got Rickrolled.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey dude

You: let's have cybersex?

You: mmk?

Stranger: do u have some suggestion?

You: i said cybersex

You: that's a suggestion

..........DEELETED SECTION.........

Stranger: sex

Stranger: fux

You: u know internet?

Stranger: f***

Stranger: yes

You: cybersex = sex on the internet

Stranger: yes.

Stranger: i know it

You: ok'

You: very cool

Stranger: but i do not know which url u use.

You: oh' date=' you use this

You: wait a sec...

Stranger: just some sentences.

You: wait, go here for cybersex

You: summaxr.com/obama.html

You: ok?

Stranger: let me try.

You: ok

 

He disconnected five minutes later. xD

[/quote']

 

funny, i think i'll use that on omegle now.

[Womi]

[spoiler=My Try at Quester]Stranger: hey

You: Hello' date=' welcome to the land of quester.

You: Please choose a Username

Stranger: frederick189

You: Welcome, frederick189, to the land of quester.

You: You are about to embark on a dangerous journey, that could possibly put your life in danger.

Stranger: thank you.

You: Do you understand?

Stranger: yes.

You: Please select a starting location.

Stranger: El Salvador.

You: Ruins - Sea Castle - Forest

Stranger: oh. uhm, forest.

Processing Level:

5%

8%

23%

46%

91%

100%

You: Area contains... 834 active users playing at the same rate you are!

You: You wake up in a vast forest, wearing a shirt and jeans. You spot a sword on the floor.

You: Do you take it or leave it?

Stranger: take it.

You: You pick up the sword. Suddenly, you see a light. Do you go towards it? It could be the way out of the forest.

Stranger: yes. i sprint to the light.

You: When you are about to reach the exit, a dark figure approaches you, blocking your path. Do you choose to fight him, or do you want to run away?

Stranger: i would love to fight that b****.

You: You reach to grab your sword, then approach the person. As you strike, the stranger blocks your attack, then hits you on your arm with his sword.

You: Do you continue fighting, or do you leave while you can?

Stranger: leave while i can.

You: Ok. You escape, and start walking around the forest. Suddenly, you see a tent. You walk towards it. Do you enter, or do you walk away?

Stranger: i poke it with my sowrd. is that an option?

You: No.

You: Sorry.

Stranger: dammit. i guess i will enter the tent.

You: You walk in, and are surprised at what you see. It is a supply tent, with food, drinks, clothes, beds, televisions and bandages. Do you decide to stay, or do you leave?

Stranger: stay.

You: Ok, you hear a rustling outside. Do you decide that it is nothing and you go to sleep, or do you get up and go and investigate it.

Stranger: i go to sleep.

You: You wake up in the morning. Do you want to go get some exercise, or stay and watch television?

Stranger: excersize.

You: You slowly open the tent door, and then you start to run outside. Suddenly, you notice that you took the back door, and you are running straight for a cliff. Then, you start to fall. Do you choose to grab onto the side of the cliff or do you choose to fall.

Stranger: grab on to the cliff!

You: You grab the side of a cliff. You see a bear peer over the edge down at you. He pushes the floor above you, and it comes tumbling down. It hits you in the head, instantly knocking you out, and you fall to the water. Then you realise that if you didnt grab onto the cliff, you would've landed on a by passing mattress. You drown and die.

 

[/quote']

 

ur doin it wrung.

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[align=center][spoiler=Quester Episode 2. CONTENT REMOVED. IF YOU'D LIKE TO SEE FULL VERSION, PM.]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: [removed pic of penis]

Stranger: am i doin it right?

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: [removed pic of penis]

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: [removed pic of penis]

Stranger: fit damn it

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

Stranger: [removed pic of penis]

You: >.>

Stranger: lol

You: I WONT FIT, ALRIGHT?

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: hah

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: okay this is getting old

Stranger: lol

Stranger: <___>

You: Just do it

You: >.>

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: * puts *

You: >PICK USERNAME<

Stranger: Rabbit

You: Welcome, Sir Rabbit, to the World of Quester.

Stranger: :/

Stranger: jolly

You: You shall embark on a life threatening journey.

You: Do you accept?

Stranger: hhhmmmm.... what if i said no?

You: Your journey would end here.

Stranger: then yes

Stranger: o.0

You: Where would you like to begin?

Stranger: my mothers vagina

You: Valid area.

Stranger: LOL

You: Area processing....

You: 1%

You: 5%

You: 15%

You: 23%

You: 40%

You: 56%

Stranger: really..

You: 70%

Stranger: lol

You: 80%

You: 86%

You: 90%

You: 95%

You: 99%

You: 100%

You: WELCOME TO 'MY MOTHER VAGINA'

Stranger: lol

You: There are... 756 active users here.

Stranger: XD

Stranger: what a whore

You: YOU ARE STANDING IN A ROOM, IN THE VAGINA

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: idk

Stranger: dance?

You: YOU DANCE

You: YOU HEAR A MOAN

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: dance more?

You: YOU DANCE MORE

You: THE MOANING GETS LOUDER

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: poop? xD

Stranger: this is so odd lol

You: YOU POOP

You: THE MOANING SUBSIDES

Stranger: lol

You: YOU FORCIBLY GET PUSHED TO THE SIDE

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: get mad

You: YOU GET MAD

You: YOU FALL OUT OF THE VAGINA

You: AND LAND ON THE FLOOR

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: lol

Stranger: eat mom

You: YOU EAT 'MOM'

You: YOU GET FAT

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: poop some more

You: YOU POOP MORE

You: YOU SMELL

You: AND STRANGE SMELL

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: explode i think

You: YOU EXPLODE

You: YOU ARE DEAD

You: WHAT DO YOU-

You: owait

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: lol

Stranger: okay its been fun bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

or save this log or send us feedback.

[/align]

 

 

lol, this was great. xD

[Aximil]

Damn. I want to run into one of you quester arcade machines.

[T. Sankara]

So many people, it's unlikely to run into a YCMer unfortunately.

[Aximil]

So many people' date=' it's unlikely to run into a YCMer unfortunately.

[/quote']

 

It's like a 1 in 9,000,000 chance or something like that.

 

EDIT: I just ran into the same person 4 times in a row.

[Womi]

It's not very difficult to meet a YCMer if enough are looking for a conversation at the same time.

[Aximil]

It's not very difficult to meet a YCMer if enough are looking for a conversation at the same time.

 

But I'm looking for a quester. D:

[Womi]

Patience, young jedi.

[Aximil]

Patience' date=' young jedi.

[/quote']

 

*puts the frog in a microwave on high*

 

Yoda from inside it: Let me out, you must!

[Womi]

Hot it is! May the microforce wave with you!

[Silver]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i'm 19, male, looking for a horny girl with a webcam ;)

You: im 12 wut does horny mean?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

my finest hour XD

[CeDeFiA]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i'm 19' date=' male, looking for a horny girl with a webcam ;)

You: im 12 wut does horny mean?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

my finest hour XD

[/quote']

 

 

o lawd...

 

That was great xD

[Womi]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i'm 19' date=' male, looking for a horny girl with a webcam ;)

You: im 12 wut does horny mean?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

my finest hour XD

[/quote']

 

xD

What a poor, shy idiot.

[CeDeFiA]

[align=center][spoiler=I tried Quester #3, but got into something much funner.]Omegle conversation log2009-12-23

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: >inserted 25 cents< what do i get

Stranger: ?

You: >PICK USERNAME<

Stranger: caub

You: Welcome, Sir Caub, to the World of Quester.

You: You are about to go on a life threatening journey.

You: Do you accept?

Stranger: u is jabroni-liscous

You: Do you accept?

Stranger: jabroni

Stranger: u is jabroni-licious

You: jabroni, DO YOU ACCEPT?

Stranger: niggs now idk who the funk urdoofy ass think u is. i accept ur dumass ass offer jabroni

Stranger: lets get it

Stranger: jabroni LETS GO

You: Where do you want to begin?

Stranger: ur dick in my mouth

Stranger: in a taco

Stranger: with sprinkled cheese

You: Valid area

You: Area loading...

You: 1%

You: 5%

You: 10%

You: 20%

Stranger: jabroni U A CREEPY ASS funk

You: 26%

You: 30%

You: 40%

You: 56%

You: 60%

You: 70%

You: 85%

You: 90%

You: 99%

You: 100%

You: Welcome to 'UR DICK IN MY MOUTH'

You: There are... 503 active users here right now!

You: Lets begin this journey.

Stranger: r u askin to be gay?

You: YOU ARE ON THE TIP ON THE PENISHEAD

You: ABOUT TO FALL OFF

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: jabroni ur dick is in my motuh how am i at the tip about to fall off\

Stranger: u dumb ass funk

Stranger: figure ur sheet out

You: The dick is A mouth

You: Not yours

You: A mouth

You: And you're about to fall

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: no its not mine or a

Stranger: its ur mouth

You: YOU ARE IN THE AREA

You: 'DICK IN UR MOUTH'

You: YOU

You: ARE ON THE funking DICK

Stranger: jabroni who's mouth?

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

You: OSAMA BIN LADEN

Stranger: jabroni WHAT IS THERE TO DO

Stranger: wait so osama bin ladens mouth?

You: Yes

You: YOU ARE ABOUT TO FALL

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: but his dick is in my mouth

You: ...

You: STOP BEING DIFFICULT

You: JUST

You: DO SOMETHING

Stranger: jabroni

You: YOU jabroni AROUND

Stranger: we're talkin about my mouth ur dick and a taco

You: YOU FALL DOWN

You: YOU LAND IN THE TACO

You: ON THE TOMATO

You: ES

Stranger: and u bring up osama

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: wh oprob bombed the funk outta us already

Stranger: wtf am i sposed to do u dumbfuck

You: BE SMART

Stranger: I am black

You: DO SOMETHING

Stranger: jabroni we blew up

You: THEN SHOOT SOMEONE

You: YOU'RE GOOD AT THAT

Stranger: jabroni ur dick is in my mouth

Stranger: on a FUCKIN TACXO

Stranger: WTF

 

You: STOP THIS NONSENSE

You: IM ONLY A COMPUTER

Stranger: jabroni ur mom was nonsense

Stranger: obv not u dumbfuck u got a dick thats in a taco in my motuh

You: LETS CHANGE THE AREA

You: >RANDOMIZE<

You: OK

Stranger: to ur dick in my mouth?

You: YOU'RE ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN

Stranger: or osama on ur dick

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: put my mouth on ur dick

Stranger: wit ha taco

You: ok

You: YOU HAVE A TACO

Stranger: on a dick

Stranger: in ur mouth

You: ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN

Stranger: u bring the taco tho

Stranger: i got none

Stranger: jabroni what do i do with a taco on a mountain i need ur dick

You: IM A COMPUTER

You: I DONT HAVE A DICK

Stranger: jabroni u hav a dick

Stranger: what comp has a dick

Stranger: wtf

Stranger: im black and i know that

You: THATS AMAZING

You: NOW

Stranger: now what ho

You: SOMEONE IS ABOUT TO PUSH YOU

Stranger: ur dick is still in my mouth

You: OFF THE MOUNTAIN

Stranger: and now we're on amountain

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: with ur mom

Stranger: and osama s

You: OK

Stranger: u tell me

Stranger: wats osama doin

You: YOU DIE

You: OK

You: YOU DIE

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: >inserted 25 cents< what do i get

You: >PICK USERNAME<

Stranger: asa

Stranger: ?

Stranger: asa?

You: Welcome, Sir Asa, to the World of Quester.

Stranger: jabroni

Stranger: ur rdick is still in my mouth

You: You are about to embark on a life threatening journey.

Stranger: on a taco

You: Do you accept?

Stranger: jabroni duh

You: Where do you want to begin?

Stranger: jabroni

Stranger: blackanese

You: >INVALID AREA<

You: Area has been banned for overuse.

Stranger: jabroni

You: >INVALID AREA<

Stranger: china

You: Valid area

You: Area processing...

You: 1%

You: 5%

Stranger: lets get it

You: 14%

You: 20%

You: 25%

You: 34%

You: 50%

You: 64%

Stranger: alt control delete

You: 70%

You: 80%

Stranger: terminate process

You: 95%

You: 99%

You: 100%

Stranger: yupp u a ho

You: Welcome to 'CHINA.'

Stranger: ok where were we

You: There are... 523452 active users here right now!

You: Lets begin.

You: YOU ARE STANDING ON A STREET

You: PEOPLE WALKING ALL AROUND YOU

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutain

You: WE ARE DONE WITH THAT

You: OK

You: WE ARE IN CHINA NOW

Stranger: ok jabroni

Stranger: then jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->egg roll-->osama-->ur mom=moutain

Stranger: EGG ROLL

You: YOU EGG ROLL

You: SO

You: YOU EAT AN EGG ROLL

Stranger: no jabroni

You: AND

Stranger: ur dick

Stranger: egg roll

You: YOU EAT MY DICK

You: OK

Stranger: no jabroni

Stranger: i said

You: YOU ATE MY DICK

Stranger: egg roll

Stranger: i didnt say ur dick was hte eg roll

You: YOU ATE AN EGG ROLL

Stranger: we was in china

Stranger: so i got an egg roll

Stranger: wher ethe funk is osama

You: DEAD

Stranger: and ur mom

You: THIS IS THE YEAR 2323

Stranger: no its not

Stranger: its 2009

Stranger: and im on ur dick

You: OK

You: FINE

You: YOU ARE

You: BUT

You: WE'RE IN CHINA

Stranger: ok but im on ur dick

Stranger: and u like it

You: OK

You: BUTW

You: WE

You: ARE

You: IN CHINA

You: DOING THIS

Stranger: jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutain

Stranger: s

Stranger: s

Stranger: s

Stranger: s

Stranger: s

Stranger: s

Stranger: s

Stranger: s

Stranger: s

Stranger: s

Stranger: s

Stranger: s

Stranger: s

Stranger: s

Stranger: s

Stranger: snigga ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutain

Stranger: jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutain

Stranger: jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutain

Stranger: jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutain

Stranger: jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutain

Stranger: jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainnigga ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainnigga ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainnigga ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainnigga ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainv

Stranger: jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainv

Stranger: jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainnigga ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutain

Stranger: vnigga ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainnigga ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainv

Stranger: v

Stranger: jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutain

Stranger: vv

Stranger: v

Stranger: jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainv

Stranger: v

Stranger: v

Stranger: jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainv

Stranger: jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutain

Stranger: vnigga ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainv

Stranger: vnigga ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainnigga ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainnigga ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutain

Stranger: vnigga ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainnigga ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainv

Stranger: jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainnigga ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainnigga ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainnigga ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainnigga ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainnigga ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutain

Stranger: jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainv

Stranger: jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutaincnigga ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainnigga ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainvvvv

Stranger: v

Stranger: v

Stranger: vvv

Stranger: vnigga ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainvvnigga ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainnigga ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainv

You: DONE

You: ?

Stranger: jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutain

Stranger: jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutain

Stranger: u like this sheet jabroni

You: OK

You: MAYBE I DO

You: BUT

You: WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH CHINA

Stranger: jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutain

Stranger: jabroni

Stranger: reard

Stranger: jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutain

Stranger: jabroni ur mom

Stranger: mainly

Stranger: shes fuckin banginnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn NIGGGAAAAAAAAAA

Stranger: SHER IS BOOTYULICIOUS WITH THUDER THIGS

Stranger: thighs*

You: OK

You: GOOD

You: NOW

Stranger: NIGAAA

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: TELL UR MOM TO COME ON THE COMP

Stranger: funk U jabroni

You: KK

Stranger: ms. bootylicious

Stranger: how is ya bodyyyyyyyyyy

You: fat

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: jabroni

Stranger: i gav u 50 cent

Stranger: i aint done u fuckface

You: 50 cent

You: is

You: over the limit

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: jabroni

Stranger: u got ur sheet

Stranger: now gimme ur mom

You: IM A COMPUTER

You: I HAVE NO MOM

Stranger: *breaks machine with a dick in a taco*

Stranger: jabroni where the funk is my taco

You: STRONG DICK, HUH

Stranger: jabroni i want my taco

Stranger: so ur not a comp huh...

Stranger: u admit u got a dick

Stranger: u jabroni

Stranger: so jabroni

Stranger: i want a refund

You: I'M A COMPUTER

You: OK

You: ?

Stranger: and my taco

You: I DONT HAVE A DICK

Stranger: jabroni ur liek fuckin retarted

Stranger: type faster u shitfuck

You: I AS FAST AS YOU

You: OK

You: BUT THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT

Stranger: jabroni u aint

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: u a slow white jabroni

Stranger: not a fast black jabroni

You: YES, BECAUSE I DONT NEED TO RUN FROM THE WHITES

You: FOR STEALING

You: SHOOTING

You: DRUG DEALING

You: BEING BLACK

Stranger: jabroni ur dumbass is workin for me

Stranger: ur on the comp sayin ur a comp

Stranger: who the funk does that u dumb ho

You: >BOT<

Stranger: i got u to admit u a fuckin person

You: duh

Stranger: adn got ur mom for a quarter

Stranger: now

Stranger: jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutain

You: I'M A COMPUTER

You: I HAVE NO DICK

Stranger: is u mad now jabroni?

Stranger: huh

Stranger: u mad

Stranger: funk yo dumbass

Stranger: get yo fuckin mom over here

You: SHES AT WORK

Stranger: jabroni shes sittin right next to me

Stranger: get at ya boy

You: IM A COMPUTER

 

You: NOT A BOY

Stranger: jabroni ok my dick-->her mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutain

Stranger: so are you always this depressed?

Stranger: we have therapy sessions for free

You: >.>

Stranger: sYOUR MOM IS HERE RIGHT NOW

You: Tell her I said Hi

Stranger: SHE IS HAVIGN THE TIME OF HER LIFE

You: ;D

Stranger: no she is screeming too much

Stranger: are u tellin me u hav a mom now?

Stranger: nice dude

Stranger: im wreckin u today u dumbass white boy

Stranger: You are a depressed sack of sht

You: I'm a man, of course I have a mother.

Stranger: You are a man with a pussy, for a dick in a taco

Stranger: Try cutting yourself

Stranger: jabroni WAT HAPPEND TO CAPS

Stranger: lol

You: I don't wish to die

Stranger: seriously

You: I never used CAPS

You: I used Shift

Stranger: DUMBFUCK COMP

You: dumbshit

Stranger: jabroni IM SHIFTIN ON UR MOM NOW HOLD ON

Stranger: K IM IN THE BUTT

Stranger: 5th gear

Stranger: ROOOM

Stranger: VROOOOM

Stranger: damn she is lovin therapy

Stranger: Is your name john

You: No

Stranger: she is saying it

Stranger: i guess it might be another guy that your mom slept with

Stranger: what a ho

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: jabroni

Stranger: i win

Stranger: i get a free game

You: kk

You: >PICK USERNAME<

Stranger: jabroni r u a jabroni or a niglet

You: Welcome, Sir jabroni r u a jabroni or a niglet, to the World of Quester.

Stranger: jabroni ur not slick

Stranger: answer

Stranger: u hobag

You: You are about to go on a life threatening journey.

You: Do you accept?

Stranger: ummm maybe?

Stranger: no

Stranger: later on

Stranger: let me finsih with your mom first

You: kk

Stranger: then i will take ur sister

You: I'm an only child

Stranger: you think you only child

Stranger: You mom dont tell you sht

Stranger: nigag

Stranger: are you a fat as jabroni ? or a fat as jabroni ?

Stranger: are u a fat saggy jabroni or a dumbfuck jabroni

Stranger: jabroni OR jabroni

Stranger: B/N

You: N

Stranger: now u tellin me ur balck?

Stranger: WERD jabroni

WHAT UPPPPPPP HOMIEEEEEEEEEEEE

You: If you want me too

You: ;D

Stranger: want some a dat dope?

Stranger: jabroni u creepy

Stranger: this game

Stranger: sucks

Stranger: dick

Stranger: ur dick

Stranger: specififcally

Stranger: jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutain

Stranger: see

You: I see

You: I REALLY DO

You: OK LOOK

You: I see your mom

You: right now

You: shes outside my house

You: wa ing

You: waving*

You: and she says

Stranger: now the jabroni got jokes huh

You: kill my son

You: she hasa gun

Stranger: jabroni who said im a jabroni

You: she said

You: she wants me to shoot you

Stranger: u r one depressed funk jabroni

You: but

You: i say no

You: your pretty cool

Stranger: aww jabroni

You: but

You: like

Stranger: jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutain

Stranger: jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutain

Stranger: jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutain

Stranger: jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutainnigga ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutain

You: tell my mom to come home

You: ;D

Stranger: there happy?

Stranger: see u a creepy ass funk jabroni

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[/align]

[Womi]

DeFiA, this guy was an trolling expert, did you notice? O.O

But you've done a good job.

[spoiler=oh, and:]jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutain

 

[Legend Zero]

I think he has played before. ^-^

 

[align=center][spoiler=Quester #1]

You: >PLEASE INSERT 25 CENT<

Stranger: damn...-inserts quarter-

You: >PICK USERNAME<

Stranger: Sir

You: Welcome, Sir Sir, to the World of Quester.

You: You are about to go on a life threatening journey.

You: Do you accept?

Stranger: Yes

You: Where do you want to begin?

Stranger: Hell

You: Valid Arena

You: Loading.....

You: 3%

You: 33%

You: 67%

You: 86%

You: 95%

You: Welcome to 'Hell'

You: YOU ARE STANDING NEXT TO A MONSTER

You: WHAT DO YOU DO?

Stranger:

Action -> Cast Spell

 

Spell -> Dominate Lesser Fiend

 

Target - Monster A

You: CRTICAL HIT

You: MONSTER DEFEATED

You: A NAZI ARMY APPROACHES

You: WITH HITLER

You: WHAT DO YOU DO?

Stranger:

Action -> Cast Spell

 

Spell -> Summon Undead Army

 

Taget -> Self

You: UNDEAD ARMY SUMMONED

You: FIGHTING COMMENCES

You: DO YOU STAY TO WATCH OR LEAVE?

Stranger: Stay

 

Action -> Cast Spell

 

Spell -> Blood Shied (Covers any minions of target as well)

 

Target -> Self

You: >Blood SHIED< INVALID

You: DO YOU STAY OR LEAVE?

Stranger: Stay

 

Action -> Cast Spell

 

Spell -> Blood Shield (Covers any minions of target as well)

 

Target -> Self

You: BLOOD SHIELD ACTIVATED

You: UNDEAD ARMY PROTECTED

You: YOU DEFEAT NAZIS

You: YOU COME ACROSS A PATH

You: LEFT GOES TO A VOLCANO

You: RIGHT GOES TO A CASTLE

You: WHICH WAY?

Stranger:

Action -> Drink Mana Potions

You: MANA REPLISHED

You: UNDEAD ARMY TIME EXPIRES

You: RIGHT OR LEFT?

Stranger:

Action -> Search surroundings for hidden path

You: HIDDEN PATH FOUND

You: YOU ARE HEADING FOR FINAL BOSS

You: DO YOU WISH TO SAVE?

Stranger:

Action -> Open Menu -> Save Menu -> Save

You: GAME SAVED

You: PROCEED?

Stranger:

Locate -> NPC Satan

You: PLAYER HAS ENGAGED SATAN

You: WHAT DO YOU DO?

Stranger:

Action -> Barter

You: SATAN REFUSES

You: WHAT DO YOU DO?

Stranger:

Action -> Barter

 

Sell -> Soul

 

Buy -> Unlimited Power

 

You: SATAN ACCEPTS OFFER

You: YOU HAVE OBTAINED 'PITCHFORK OF DARKNESS'

You: DO YOU WISH TO EQUIP?

Stranger: Y

You: YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES

You: BETRAY SATAN OR FIGHT IN HIS WAR?

Stranger:

Action -> Form Party

 

Members = Sir; NPC Satan

You: SATAN HAS JOINED YOUR PARTY!

You: YOU HAVE NOW UNLOCKED HIDDEN MAP

You: 'GODS BATTLFIELD'

Stranger:

Action -> View Surroundings

You: A BARRON FIRE RIDDEN WASTELAND COMES INTO VIEW

You: NOTHING IS FOUND

Stranger: Locate -> Enemy

 

Target -> Angel A

You: PLAYER HAS ENGAGED GOD'S RIGHT HAND MAN "ANGEL"

You: WHAT DO YOU DO?

Stranger:

Action -> Spell Cast

 

Spell -> Bood Shield

 

Target -> NPC Satan

You: >BOOD Shield< INVALID

Stranger: Action -> Spell Cast

 

Spell -> Blood Shield

 

Target -> NPC Satan

You: BLOOD SHIELD CAST ON SATAN

You: WHAT DO YOU DO?

Stranger: Action -> Attack

 

 

Attack Target -> Angel

You: ATTACK HITS BUT ANGELS ARE HOLY

You: AND ARE UNAFFECTED BY MELEE

You: WHAT DO YOU DO?

Stranger:

Action -> flee

You: PLAYER TURNS TO FLEE

You: GOD HAS APPEARED ON THE BATTLEFIELD

You: PLAYER UNABLE TO FLEE

You: WHAT DO YOU DO?

Stranger:

Action -> Convert

You: PLAYER TRIES TO CONVERT

You: GOD IS NOT AMUSED

Stranger:

Action -> Repent

You: GOD IS NOT AMUSED

You: GOD SMITES PLAYER

You: PLAYER DIES

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[CeDeFiA]

DeFiA' date=' this guy was an trolling expert, did you notice? O.O

But you've done a good job.

[spoiler=oh, and:']jabroni ok ur dick-->my mouth-->taco-->osama-->ur mom=moutain

 

 

I noticed.

 

After he went on about Osama, I knew.

[-Griffin]

[spoiler=Actually a nice convo]

You: Hello.

Stranger: yo

You: How are you today?

Stranger: pretty bad

You: Ah, what's the problem? Talking usually helps.

Stranger: im not sure

You: Ah, always the most annoying

You: Well, can you give any ideas of what's not going right in your life?

Stranger: um no.

Stranger: :\

You: Ouch

Stranger: i know

You: Doing anything for the Christmas season?

Stranger: im jewish

You: Think that's something to do with it? I have a Jewish friend who often feels left out around this time

Stranger: nope

You: Well then, I don't think there's much I could say to help you, sorry

Stranger: mkay

You: But I'd like to give you one thing

You: http://www.givesmehope.com/

You: Have a look through that

You: Maybe it will cheer you up

Stranger: okay

Stranger: thank you

You: It's the least I could do ^_^

Stranger: i see

Stranger: hope is being given to me

You: I'm glad

Stranger: your grammer is perfect

Stranger: im intimidated

You: No need to be, I'm a writer in most of my spare time.

Stranger: i like to write

You: You do? Have anything online I could read?

Stranger: nope. only on paper.

You: Ah well

You: I wish you luck in life, your writing, and getting happy again

Stranger: mkay

Stranger: thanks

You: No problem

You: Just remember, there's always some good people in the world, just try and think of them and have some hope if things ever seem down ^_^

Stranger: mkay

Stranger: thanks

You: Again, it's really not a problem, is there anything else you would like to talk about?

Stranger: nope

You: Well then, it was nice talking to you

You: Glad I could give you a little bit of hope

Stranger: thank you

 

 

 

Seriously, why can't more people here use it to have convos like that? ^-^

[CeDeFiA]

[spoiler=A new type of game...]

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: RIGHT OF LEFT?!

Stranger: right

You: UP OR DOWN

Stranger: down

You: BLUE OR RED

Stranger: blue

You: SORRY

You: YOU FAILED

You: IT WAS RED

You have disconnected.

---

[spoiler=I HATE THIS DUDE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: RIGHT OR LEFT

Stranger: right

You: UP OR DOWN

Stranger: down

You: RED OR BLUE

Stranger: red

You: SKY OR GROUND

Stranger: ground

You: damn, your good

You: US OR CANADA?

Stranger: i no lol

Stranger: us

You: >.>

You: NARUTO

You: OR

You: BLEACH

Stranger: bleach

You: >.>

You: PIZZA OR HAMBURGER

Stranger: pizza

You: FIST OR FEET

Stranger: fist

You: OH

You: SORRY

You: IT WAS FEET

You have disconnected.

 

[-Griffin]

[spoiler=More happy :D]

You: Hello.

Stranger: hey

You: How are you today?

Stranger: im ok, hbu?

You: I'm pretty good, enjoying the festive season, are you?

Stranger: yep! I love christmas :)

You: Awesome, what have you been doing recently?

Stranger: nothing really you?

You: Just reading some nice letters, they're really more interesting than you'd expect

Stranger: that's awesome

You: Yeah, I'm thinking about writing one to an inspiration and idol of mine

Stranger: that's cool, who?

You: Voltaire, he's a guitar player, singer, cartoonist, animator, designer, and everything else under the sun

Stranger: that's cool

You: Yeah, listening to his music was what inspired me to learn the violin too, he's really a great guy

You: I also love how close he often is to his fans, reminds me of David Bowie

Stranger: that's awesome

Stranger: my favorite band is also close with their fans

Stranger: have you ever met him?

You: I haven't, I don't even think he lives in this country xD

Stranger: haha that stinks

Stranger: I have met mine xD

You: Awesome, who are they?

Stranger: the jonas brothers

You: Awesome, they're probably a touch more famous, most people haven't even heard of mine xD

Stranger: haha yea I haven't heard of him xD

You: Didn't think so

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CowWqw0v7c

You: There's one of his songs, if you're interested at all

You: But enough about me and my music taste~ Tell me about yourself, anything interesting?

Stranger: haha I'll listen :)

Stranger: and no i don't really think im interesting haha

You: I'm sure you have to have some hobbies. Art? Writing? Music? Games? Anything can be interesting in some way, maybe even just the place you live in

Stranger: I love music :)

You: It's a universal thing. Ever thought about making some of your own music? Or even just remixing some stuff or making videos for it? It can be great fun and a way to meet people.

Stranger: haha I have thought about it, but no, I'm horrible at it haha

You: Oh well xD

What's your job then? Or the job you hope for.

Stranger: I'm going to be a nurse :)

You: That's an awesome thing =D You should have mentioned. It's great to have a job like that where you can help people so much.

Stranger: I know that's why I want to do it

You: Yeah. I'm really not decided what I want to be. I might go with my strength, software stuff, but I don't feel that I'm able to do enough for other people through that D=

Stranger: haha you might :)

You: No matter what I end up doing, I'll do my best to help people ^-^ It's nice to see people smile

Stranger: :)

Stranger: it is

You: Yeah, do you have any other general interests? I always find things to talk about running a little slim =x

Stranger: haha idk... im notreally that interesting! aha

You: Well, what sort of area do you live in then?

Stranger: I live in illinois, USA

You: Psh, that's not the important thing xD! What's it like?

Stranger: haha it's really boring

Stranger: all people do here is hunt, fish, and ride fourwheelers

You: Fish? So you have nice rivers or lakes there? =o

Stranger: hah yea there are a lot of lakes ponds and rivers hre

You: Nice, I love water =3

You: Might be something to do with living a literal stone's throw from the ocean

Stranger: hah i hate water!

You: xD

You: I can get to the harbour wall in less than 3 seconds from my door

You: It's beautiful here

Stranger: where do you live?

You: A nice little sea-side village. We're in a bit of a valley. Lovely green forested hills full of dear and horses... and a -lot- of goats. The surf's nice here too, it's always fun to go sit on the wall in the morning with a cup of tea and watch people jumping in and out of the waves.

Stranger: that's awesome :)

Stranger: I love tea :)

Stranger: ahha

You: Yeah, it's really nice. Sometimes I just go for walks amoung the trees and sit about to try and spot some of the dear. Or just look out over the ocean and watch the sun fall on the hills. It's even more amazing in the snow. When I went out with the dog for a stroll yesterday, most of the snow had melted, and it just sat on the hills in patches like little stars against the night sky.

Stranger: we don't have any snow

You: Ah, we only get it for a few days a year, but it's really magical

 

[The Tin Trooper]

[spoiler=Convo]Stranger: hi

You: Hi

Stranger: :)

You: asl???

Stranger: http://www.mobilitypeople.co.uk/images/MPSZS.jpg

Stranger: lol

Stranger: 19 m uk. you?

You: 18 f uk

Stranger: oh cool

You: Wanna have some fun? ;)

Stranger: haha maybe ;)

You: Do you wanna do some Role Play?

You: *Rubs your chest*

Stranger: aww thanks

Stranger: *rubs yours*

You: Let me put on some music...

Stranger: ok

You:

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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

[Xing]

Mine

 

You: hi

Stranger: hi..

You: lol

You: STRANGER

Stranger: Youre the stranger.

You: lol ok.

Stranger: right.. im gonna take off. /b/ is calling.

You: you seem kinda emo

 

That site wuz lulululululululululuzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyy

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey! my name is sara and i just turned 18 and I am about to do my first webcam. I want as many people to see me get completely naked for my first time

Stranger: My webcam is link removed Do you think I'm hot?

Stranger: oh sheet the webcam just started

Stranger: srry, i have to get off Omegle... i'm gonna start now. see if you can join asap

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

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