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[Jolta]

[spoiler=I actually found a participant.]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Welcome to the Labyrinth of I.M. Meen.

You: You are in a room with a door.

You: What do you do?

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: i...

Stranger: open it

You: You try opening it' date=' but the door is locked.

You: What do you do?

Stranger: is there anything in the room to break it down?

Stranger: i really wanna open it

Stranger: i kick it

Stranger: hit it

Stranger: throw stuff at it

You: The door breaks down.

You: You see two ways.

You: Left or Right?

Stranger: left

You: You walk and you see a button and a corner.

You: Do you ignore the button or go press it?

Stranger: PRESS IT!

You: You press the button.

You: A trap door appears and you fall down it.

You: You die.

Stranger: s***

 

 

[spoiler=Part 2.']You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Welcome to the Labyrinth of I.M. Meen.

You: You are in a room with a door.

You: What do you do?

Stranger: Thanks!

Stranger: I stay

Stranger: and eat my friend

You: INVALID ACTION

You: You stare blankly at the door.

Stranger: ):

You: What do you do?

Stranger: I smash it!

You: The door breaks.

You: You see two ways.

You: Left or Right?

Stranger: erhm

Stranger: left'

You: You turn left and see a button and a corner.

You: Do you ignore the button or press it?

Stranger: ignore

You: You ignore the button and a helpless prisoner presses it.

Stranger: NO!

You: The prisoner falls down a trap door.

You: He holds on the ledge.

You: Do you help him or do you ignore him?

Stranger: I eat him!

You: INVALID ACTION.

Stranger: damn

Stranger: I help him

You: You go to the prisoner.

You: You lend him a hand and he grabs your hand.

You: He drops down and you go with him.

You: You die.

Stranger: *SCREAMS*

You: Play again?

Stranger: Yes

You: You are in a room with a door.

You: What do you do?

Stranger: I go through it

You: You try to act like a ghost but you end up hurting yourself.

You: What do you do?

Stranger: I fall to the floor

Stranger: ):

Stranger: )):

Stranger: ))):

Stranger: )))):

Stranger: ))))):

You: You fall to the floor, but you badly damaged your head in the process.

Stranger: )))))):

You: You die.

Stranger: *SCREAMS'

You: Play again?

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: but no

Stranger: but yes

You: You are in a room with a door.

You: What do you do?

Stranger: I open the door

You: The door is locked.

Stranger: I smash it

You: The door breaks.

You: You see two ways

You: Left or Right?

Stranger: left

You: You go to the left and see a button and a corner.

You: What do you do?

Stranger: ignore

You: You ignore the button and see a helpless prisoner press it.

You: He falls down to a trap door and he holds on to the ledge.

You: Do you ignore him or help him?

Stranger: ignore

You: You continue and the prisoner dies.

Stranger: YES!

You: You see two paths.

You: Left or Right?

Stranger: left

You: You turn left and end up in a dead end.

You: What do you do?

Stranger: go back

You: You go back.

You: Left or Right?

Stranger: right

You: You go right and you see a door.

You: Will you open the door or ignore it?

Stranger: ignore

You: You ignore the door.

You: A trap is activated.

You: You see a minotaur.

You: What do you do?

Stranger: ignore it

You: You try to ignore the minotaur, but he hits you badly.

You: You fly to the dead end and die.

You: Play again?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Woah, that's quite awesome. Lemme try!

[Aximil]

lol, I love all these quester games. I tried a pokemon version but he buttraped the Pidgey and a Pidgeot ripped his spleen out.

[Kizzi]

I have one that is epic beyond belief but for some reason I don't think I can post it.

[Aximil]

I have one that is epic beyond belief but for some reason I don't think I can post it.

 

Why?

[六兆年と一夜物語]

Post the experience, Kizzi!

 

I don't care about the length.

[Kizzi]

I have one that is epic beyond belief but for some reason I don't think I can post it.

 

Why?

Post the experience' date=' Kizzi!

 

I don't care about the length.

[/quote']

 

It's pretty sexually explicit.

[~Riku~]

Who cares?

[Kizzi]

[spoiler=SFW]

Omegle log 24-12-09

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: http://www.sexy-lena.com/?uid=258812

You: WELCOME TO QUESTWORLD

You: INSERT 50CENTS TO BEGIN

Stranger: *clink Clink*

You: YOU ARE IN A ROOM

You: THERE IS A DOOR

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Break it down

You: YOU BREAK THE DOOR

You: YOU ARE IN A CORRIDOR

You: DO YOU GO TO THE LEFT OR TO THE RIGHT?

Stranger: Right

You: YOU FIND A MASSIVE DRAGO

You: *DRAGON

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Kill it with a massive claymore\

You: YOU DO NOT HAVE A MASSIVE CLAYMORE

You: THE DRAGON IS PREPARING IT'S FIRE BREATH

You: WHAT NOW?

Stranger: *checks inventory*

You: YOU HAVE NOTHING IN YOUR INVENTORY

You: THE DRAGON IS ABOUT TO BREATH FIRE ON YOU

Stranger: Attempt to seranade it with a beautiful song

You: YOU CANNOT SING!

Stranger: This is bullshit

Stranger: Okay

Stranger: Ummm

Stranger: Run like a girl

You: YOU RUN AWAY

You: THE DRAGON GETS LONELY AND HANGS ITSELF

You: YOU MAY NOW PASS

You: DO YOU WISH TO ENTER THE DOOR TO YOUR LEFT OR KEEP WALKING DOWN THE CORRIDOR?

Stranger: *collects sinew and scales to forge armor*

You: YOU COLLECT THE SINEW AND SCALES

You: YOU FORGE SOME ARMOR

You: THERE IS ALSO A SWORD IN THE ROOM BY THE WAY

Stranger: *collects longsword

You: YOU COLLECT AND EQUIP THE LONGSWORD AND THE ARMOR

Stranger: Continue down corridor

You: YOU CONTINUE DOWN THE CORRIDOR

You: YOU MEET ANOTHER DRAGON

You: WHAT DO YOU D?O

You: *DO?

Stranger: Sunovajabroni, Attack with my longsword

You: YOU ATTACK WITH THE LONGSWORD

You: THE DRAGON'S HEAD FALLS OFF

You: YOU MAY PASS

Stranger: *collect head as trophy*, continue on my merry way

You: YOU EQUIP THE DRAGONSHEAD HELMET

You: YOU COME ACCROSS A BLACK IMP

You: WHAT DO YOU DO?

Stranger: Attemp to communicate with imp

You: THE IMP PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE

You: HOWEVER, YOUR ARMOUR AND HELMET PROTECT YOU

Stranger: Cut his head off

You: THE IMP IS RESISTANT TO YOUR LONGSWORD!

You: HOWEVER, HE CANNOT DAMAGE YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR ARMOUR

You: YOU EVENTUALLY SLAY THE IMP, BUT ARE NOW TIRED

Stranger: hmmmmm

Stranger: rest for 5 hours

You: YOU REST FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF

You: YOU ARE AWOKEN BY ANOTHER IMP

You: HE PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE

You: WHAT DO YOU DO?

Stranger: tie him up and drag him behind me

You: YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY ROPE!

You: DUE TO YOUR TIREDNESS, THE IMP DOES SLIGHT DAMAGE

Stranger: knock him ouy cold

Stranger: *out

You: YOU KNOCK HIM OUT WITH A PUNCH IN THE FACE

You: YOU CONTINUE DOWN THE CORRIDOR

You: DO YOU ENTER THE LEFT DOOR, THE RIGHT DOOR, OR JUST KEEP WALKING?

Stranger: *collect imp for bait

You: YOU PICK UP THE IMP

You: LEFT, RIGHT OR FORWARD?

Stranger: this won't end well

Connection imploded.

 

 

 

[spoiler=NSFW]

Omegle log 2009-12-20

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: r u a horny girl wanna have a sex chat with me

You: yeah omg

You: age?

Stranger: 18

Stranger: u

You: 19

Stranger: begin

You: btw what sex are you?

Stranger: begin

You: okay

Stranger: im ml

You: good just checkin

Stranger: start now

You: okay

You: I walk into the room in a miniskirt and tight top

Stranger: do a strip

You: I slip out of my tight top revealing my bra

You: i pull down my miniskirt

You: i'm wearing a tight thong

Stranger: go on

You: I slowly unbutton my bra

You: ...

You: I slip it off revealing my nipples and breasts

Stranger: u r very good

You: i take down my tight thong

You: i walk over to you

You: start rubbing my genitals over your face

You: you like my hairy ballsack

Stranger: what

You: I shove my man boobs all over you

You: my cock is throbbing

You: i have premature ejaculation problems

You: I jizz on your face

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[六兆年と一夜物語]

[spoiler=SFW]

Omegle log 24-12-09

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: http://www.sexy-lena.com/?uid=258812

You: WELCOME TO QUESTWORLD

You: INSERT 50CENTS TO BEGIN

Stranger: *clink Clink*

You: YOU ARE IN A ROOM

You: THERE IS A DOOR

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Break it down

You: YOU BREAK THE DOOR

You: YOU ARE IN A CORRIDOR

You: DO YOU GO TO THE LEFT OR TO THE RIGHT?

Stranger: Right

You: YOU FIND A MASSIVE DRAGO

You: *DRAGON

You: WHAT DO YOU DO

Stranger: Kill it with a massive claymore\

You: YOU DO NOT HAVE A MASSIVE CLAYMORE

You: THE DRAGON IS PREPARING IT'S FIRE BREATH

You: WHAT NOW?

Stranger: *checks inventory*

You: YOU HAVE NOTHING IN YOUR INVENTORY

You: THE DRAGON IS ABOUT TO BREATH FIRE ON YOU

Stranger: Attempt to seranade it with a beautiful song

You: YOU CANNOT SING!

Stranger: This is bullshit

Stranger: Okay

Stranger: Ummm

Stranger: Run like a girl

You: YOU RUN AWAY

You: THE DRAGON GETS LONELY AND HANGS ITSELF

You: YOU MAY NOW PASS

You: DO YOU WISH TO ENTER THE DOOR TO YOUR LEFT OR KEEP WALKING DOWN THE CORRIDOR?

Stranger: *collects sinew and scales to forge armor*

You: YOU COLLECT THE SINEW AND SCALES

You: YOU FORGE SOME ARMOR

You: THERE IS ALSO A SWORD IN THE ROOM BY THE WAY

Stranger: *collects longsword

You: YOU COLLECT AND EQUIP THE LONGSWORD AND THE ARMOR

Stranger: Continue down corridor

You: YOU CONTINUE DOWN THE CORRIDOR

You: YOU MEET ANOTHER DRAGON

You: WHAT DO YOU D?O

You: *DO?

Stranger: Sunovajabroni' date=' Attack with my longsword

You: YOU ATTACK WITH THE LONGSWORD

You: THE DRAGON'S HEAD FALLS OFF

You: YOU MAY PASS

Stranger: *collect head as trophy*, continue on my merry way

You: YOU EQUIP THE DRAGONSHEAD HELMET

You: YOU COME ACCROSS A BLACK IMP

You: WHAT DO YOU DO?

Stranger: Attemp to communicate with imp

You: THE IMP PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE

You: HOWEVER, YOUR ARMOUR AND HELMET PROTECT YOU

Stranger: Cut his head off

You: THE IMP IS RESISTANT TO YOUR LONGSWORD!

You: HOWEVER, HE CANNOT DAMAGE YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR ARMOUR

You: YOU EVENTUALLY SLAY THE IMP, BUT ARE NOW TIRED

Stranger: hmmmmm

Stranger: rest for 5 hours

You: YOU REST FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF

You: YOU ARE AWOKEN BY ANOTHER IMP

You: HE PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE

You: WHAT DO YOU DO?

Stranger: tie him up and drag him behind me

You: YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY ROPE!

You: DUE TO YOUR TIREDNESS, THE IMP DOES SLIGHT DAMAGE

Stranger: knock him ouy cold

Stranger: *out

You: YOU KNOCK HIM OUT WITH A PUNCH IN THE FACE

You: YOU CONTINUE DOWN THE CORRIDOR

You: DO YOU ENTER THE LEFT DOOR, THE RIGHT DOOR, OR JUST KEEP WALKING?

Stranger: *collect imp for bait

You: YOU PICK UP THE IMP

You: LEFT, RIGHT OR FORWARD?

Stranger: this won't end well

Connection imploded.

 

 

 

[spoiler=NSFW']

Omegle log 2009-12-20

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: r u a horny girl wanna have a sex chat with me

You: yeah omg

You: age?

Stranger: 18

Stranger: u

You: 19

Stranger: begin

You: btw what sex are you?

Stranger: begin

You: okay

Stranger: im ml

You: good just checkin

Stranger: start now

You: okay

You: I walk into the room in a miniskirt and tight top

Stranger: do a strip

You: I slip out of my tight top revealing my bra

You: i pull down my miniskirt

You: i'm wearing a tight thong

Stranger: go on

You: I slowly unbutton my bra

You: ...

You: I slip it off revealing my nipples and breasts

Stranger: u r very good

You: i take down my tight thong

You: i walk over to you

You: start rubbing my genitals over your face

You: you like my hairy ballsack

Stranger: what

You: I shove my man boobs all over you

You: my cock is throbbing

You: i have premature ejaculation problems

You: I jizz on your face

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Did you know I just loved you for that?

[Aximil]

[spoiler=NSFW]

Omegle log 2009-12-20

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: r u a horny girl wanna have a sex chat with me

You: yeah omg

You: age?

Stranger: 18

Stranger: u

You: 19

Stranger: begin

You: btw what sex are you?

Stranger: begin

You: okay

Stranger: im ml

You: good just checkin

Stranger: start now

You: okay

You: I walk into the room in a miniskirt and tight top

Stranger: do a strip

You: I slip out of my tight top revealing my bra

You: i pull down my miniskirt

You: i'm wearing a tight thong

Stranger: go on

You: I slowly unbutton my bra

You: ...

You: I slip it off revealing my nipples and breasts

Stranger: u r very good

You: i take down my tight thong

You: i walk over to you

You: start rubbing my genitals over your face

You: you like my hairy ballsack

Stranger: what

You: I shove my man boobs all over you

You: my cock is throbbing

You: i have premature ejaculation problems

You: I jizz on your face

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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I almost pissed myself laughing at that one.

[Kyosuke Kiryu]

You: Im jewish

Stranger: .......

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:(

 

 

Im unloved.

[Aximil]

You: Im jewish

Stranger: .......

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:(

 

 

Im unloved.

 

That's because you're Jewish. lol, just kidding.

 

But I'm unloved as well. I normally don't get a chance to say anything before they disconnect.

[~Riku~]

I've only met two people online who were smart. The other two who had anything to say were both horny. I enjoyed messing with their minds, eheheheheh.

[Kyosuke Kiryu]

WIN!

 

[Aximil]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: NOOO!

Stranger: hey.. pleaase shove your cock into my tight boy ass

You: im not into males...but okay

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Xing]

[spoiler=1]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl

You: are you drunk?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

[spoiler=Why can't people have conversations like this?]Stranger: ONCHE ONCHE :hap:

You: Are you a drug dealer?

Stranger: Yes

You: Can I get some weeeeed

Stranger: Yes

You: How much you got?

Stranger: 15$ / 15g

You: ......

You: That's to steep you money whore!

Stranger: okay 15$ / 100g

You: ....

You: Hell yes

Stranger: So

Stranger: can I put my finger in your ass hole ? =D

You: .........

You: 10 bucks

Stranger: yes

You: surez

Stranger: ONCHE ONCHE :hap:

You: lolwut?

Stranger: I want eat your sheet =D

You: PEACE OUT!!!!!

 

[Aximil]

[spoiler=Why can't people have conversations like this?]Stranger: ONCHE ONCHE :hap:

You: Are you a drug dealer?

Stranger: Yes

You: Can I get some weeeeed

Stranger: Yes

You: How much you got?

Stranger: 15$ / 15g

You: ......

You: That's to steep you money whore!

Stranger: okay 15$ / 100g

You: ....

You: Hell yes

Stranger: So

Stranger: can I put my finger in your ass hole ? =D

You: .........

You: 10 bucks

Stranger: yes

You: surez

Stranger: ONCHE ONCHE :hap:

You: lolwut?

Stranger: I want eat your s*** =D

You: PEACE OUT!!!!!

 

 

O_o

 

Is that good or bad?

[Xazeon]

You: You go to YCM?

Stranger: huh?

You: Yugioh Card Maker

Stranger: oh sheet.....

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Aximil]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi, 24/m looking for a horny chick to chat with & maybe trade pics

You: lol, no

You: how about i just cut your ear off, use the blood to lube my dick, and funk your eyesocket?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: u send

You: send what? I just said no and that im going to funk your skull and cum in your brain

You: I HAVE A PENIS!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

and here is the second

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: ONCHE ONCHE :hap:

You: or can i buy some weed off of you instead?

Stranger: KOM GE MAN FOU

Stranger: KOM T 1 DI LEURE

You: huh? i just want some weed

Stranger: KOM T 1 SOU CYAN

Stranger: KOM LA DROG C LE MALE

You: how much can i get for $15?

Stranger: KOM TA MER

You: huh? D:

Stranger: KOM T CON :rire:

You: want to finger my ass?

Stranger: KOM T 1 PAY DOW FILE

You: only $5

Stranger: I'm an internet policeman, you will be arrest. ;)

You: lies

Stranger: I have your IP. ;)

You: i just want the drugs

Stranger: Okay, you will receive your convocation soon

You: can i get the weed first?

Stranger: :noel:

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[~Riku~]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi' date=' 24/m looking for a horny chick to chat with & maybe trade pics

You: lol, no

You: how about i just cut your ear off, use the blood to lube my dick, and f*** your eyesocket?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: u send

You: send what? I just said no and that im going to f*** your skull and cum in your brain

You: I HAVE A PENIS!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[/quote']

 

Epic.

[Legend Zero]

Adding "IN AMERICA" to the end of everything you say really pisses people off. >.

[Kizzi]

Adding "IN AMERICA" to the end of everything you say really pisses people off. >.<

 

I'm gonna try this out.

[Xing]

.........

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: http://ihatejade.com/?id=7z33se0yf4lqiv06trhjo5p2n9mmo5

Stranger: http://ihatejade.com/?id=7z33se0yf4lqiv06trhjo5p2n9mmo5

Stranger: http://ihatejade.com/?id=7z33se0yf4lqiv06trhjo5p2n9mmo5

Stranger: http://ihatejade.com/?id=7z33se0yf4lqiv06trhjo5p2n9mmo5

Stranger: http://ihatejade.com/?id=7z33se0yf4lqiv06trhjo5p2n9mmo5

Stranger: http://ihatejade.com/?id=7z33se0yf4lqiv06trhjo5p2n9mmo5

Stranger: http://ihatejade.com/?id=7z33se0yf4lqiv06trhjo5p2n9mmo5

Stranger: http://ihatejade.com/?id=7z33se0yf4lqiv06trhjo5p2n9mmo5

Stranger: http://ihatejade.com/?id=7z33se0yf4lqiv06trhjo5p2n9mmo5

Stranger: http://ihatejade.com/?id=7z33se0yf4lqiv06trhjo5p2n9mmo5

Stranger: http://ihatejade.com/?id=7z33se0yf4lqiv06trhjo5p2n9mmo5

Stranger: v

Stranger: http://ihatejade.com/?id=7z33se0yf4lqiv06trhjo5p2n9mmo5

Stranger: http://ihatejade.com/?id=7z33se0yf4lqiv06trhjo5p2n9mmo5

Stranger: http://ihatejade.com/?id=7z33se0yf4lqiv06trhjo5p2n9mmo5

Stranger: http://ihatejade.com/?id=7z33se0yf4lqiv06trhjo5p2n9mmo5

Stranger: http://ihatejade.com/?id=7z33se0yf4lqiv06trhjo5p2n9mmo5

Stranger: http://ihatejade.com/?id=7z33se0yf4lqiv06trhjo5p2n9mmo5

Stranger: http://ihatejade.com/?id=7z33se0yf4lqiv06trhjo5p2n9mmo5

Stranger: http://ihatejade.com/?id=7z33se0yf4lqiv06trhjo5p2n9mmo5

Stranger: http://ihatejade.com/?id=7z33se0yf4lqiv06trhjo5p2n9mmo5

Stranger: http://ihatejade.com/?id=7z33se0yf4lqiv06trhjo5p2n9mmo5

Stranger: http://ihatejade.com/?id=7z33se0yf4lqiv06trhjo5p2n9mmo5

You: PENIS

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Aximil]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi' date=' 24/m looking for a horny chick to chat with & maybe trade pics

You: lol, no

You: how about i just cut your ear off, use the blood to lube my dick, and f*** your eyesocket?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: u send

You: send what? I just said no and that im going to f*** your skull and cum in your brain

You: I HAVE A PENIS!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[/quote']

 

Epic.

 

I finally get a response to my awesomeness! But I took it a step further.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Richardson's story to a psychiatrist was that he accidentally ran over her cat and that he had told her he had strangled it to put it out of its misery.

He said Ms Franklin reacted by becoming hysterical, and to silence her screaming he strangled her to death, then hours later had sex with her cold, stiff body.

You: You like that, don't you?

Stranger: Wtf?

You: Can I kill you and funk your cold, stiff body?

Stranger: NO. WTF?

You: Give me your adress. I want to funk your dead body.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Xing]

[spoiler=LONGEST.......CHAT.........EVAR!]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: yo

You: You emo?

Stranger: im slitting my wrists and crying as we speak

Stranger: why is life so sheet?

You: because. Of n00bs

Stranger: you spelt noobs wrong

You: people don't get us

You: I spell is n00bs. funking deal with it

Stranger: i cant im too emotional to deal with crazy sheet like that

You: ah

Stranger: yep

You: just smoke some weed, and end it all

You: then let me say this.

You: I'M NOT funking EMO!!!!

You: YOUR EMO

Stranger: neither am i dickhead

You: CAN I STAB YOU WITH MY PENIS?

Stranger: i was about to ask the same question!!!

Stranger: are you my soul mate

You: GASP!!!

Stranger: ?

You: IN AMERICA!

You: I'm not gay

Stranger: boooo

You: Give me your address, so I can come over and kill you.

You: Then smoke some weed over your cold dead body

Stranger: it wont be cold if you keep me in the oven

Stranger: just a tip

You: Then I could eat you for dinner!

You: IN A-funking-MERICA!

Stranger: cool

You: Your alright, little emo

Stranger: YOU'RE A-funking-jabroni

Stranger: big man

You: PENIS!!!

Stranger: yes!!!!!!!

You: VAGINA

Stranger: snatch

You: I'LL RIP YOUR EYE OUT, AND funk YOUR EYE SOCKET

Stranger: that is the sexiest thing anyone has ever said to me

Stranger: ive got a stonker on now

You: Thank you. BUT I'M NOT GAY

Stranger: go on just try it once

You: poke

You: poke

You: poke

You: poke

You: poke

You: poke

You: poke

You: poke

You: poek

You: poke

You: poke

You: POKING IS FUn

You: poke

You: poke

You: poke

Stranger: nice

You: poke

You: .....damn, your good

Stranger: pokemon, you've got to catch them all

You: A normaly person would have left by now

You: Gotta murder 'em all

Stranger: im not normal

Stranger: we have indeed

You: Damn Straight

You: yugiohcardmaker.net

Stranger: so you're aim is for people to disconnect as quickly as possible?

You: Damn Straight

Stranger: that is also my aim

Stranger: i dont think we're very good

You: My quickest was "Do you have Weed"? Disconnect

You: No, we both just wanna disconnect the other

You: So neither leave

You: Oh, and BTW, I'll be posting this on a forum

You: This WHOOLE chat

Stranger: which one?

Stranger: forum?

You: http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/thread-175940-page-9.html

You: That's where it'll be

Stranger: fair enough

You: lolololololololololol

You: =/

Stranger: its not a very funny conversation though is it?

You: no

Stranger: ah well

Stranger: ill be off then

You: funking jabroni

Stranger: see you later brother

You: go funk your mom

You: then lick her dead pussy

You: EMO!!!

Stranger: i intend to, and up her arse as well

Stranger: shabba

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