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[Aximil]

[spoiler=This contains horrible content. Not for the squimish.]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: do you have your pic?

You: of?

Stranger: do you have your pic?

You: of what?

Stranger: Could you send me?

You: Beastial Necrofelcher

A person who fucks a dead animal up the ass and sucks the cum out. One of the most disgusting things a person could imagine or do.

The beastial necrofelcher was suddenly aroused as he ran over his neighbor's cat.

You: This?

Stranger: picture

You: Of a beastial necrophelcher in action?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

I also saved a conversation that is MUCH worse than this one. But it's far too bad to put on here. PM me for it.

[Kizzi]

[spoiler=This contains horrible content. Not for the squimish.]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: do you have your pic?

You: of?

Stranger: do you have your pic?

You: of what?

Stranger: Could you send me?

You: Beastial Necrofelcher

A person who fucks a dead animal up the ass and sucks the cum out. One of the most disgusting things a person could imagine or do.

The beastial necrofelcher was suddenly aroused as he ran over his neighbor's cat.

You: This?

Stranger: picture

You: Of a beastial necrophelcher in action?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

I also saved a conversation that is MUCH worse than this one. But it's far too bad to put on here. PM me for it.

 

Post it anyway.

[Aximil]

I'm bad at trolling and keep having it turned around on me. D:

[spoiler=Nothing contained within this reflects who I am as a person. I was merely attempting to troll.]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey.

You: Beastial Necrofelcher

A person who fucks a dead animal up the ass and sucks the cum out. One of the most disgusting things a person could imagine or do.

The beastial necrofelcher was suddenly aroused as he ran over his neighbor's cat.

Stranger: Ahhh thats hot

Stranger: You know if theres any videos of it?

Stranger: I could totally wank off to that

You: No. I've looked.

Stranger: ACTUALLY!!! i've gotta a dog

Stranger: I could kills it and funk it haaaaard

Stranger: mmmmmmmmm

You: i killed my mom's horse last week and beastial necrofelched the hell out of it

Stranger: i would totally funk a horse

Stranger: it's all warm and wet

You: but instead of it's ass, i rammed my cock up it's peehole and funked that til i came

Stranger: it would make loads of quching noises

Stranger: *squelching

Stranger: or i could dig up one of my dead hamster

Stranger: s

Stranger: and tie them all together

You: nothing is tighter than funking a cock...except maybe a vice

Stranger: and squirt lube between them

Stranger: and just funk their dead little corpses

You: i funked my dad while he was living...cut his dick open so mine would fit in and raped his penis

You: he died of bloodloss

Stranger: while he was living? been there done that

Stranger: you should dig up ur dead nan

You: she's not dead

Stranger: fine then

Stranger: start raping her

Stranger: and chooke her while you rape her in the ass

You: sounds great :D

Stranger: and stab her in the stomach while you do it

Stranger: so the blood

Stranger: cmes out

Stranger: and you can

You: i think i jizzed in my pants

Stranger: wrap the intestines around you

You: or funk the stomach hole

Stranger: and cut them open to funk her intestines

Stranger: while she still dying too

Stranger: and you can hear her screaming

Stranger: but you keep going

Stranger: just ramming away

You: god, making me so hard

Stranger: and her crying get fainter

Stranger: but you cant get it out of your

Stranger: head

Stranger: becuase it's always following you

Stranger: and that repeated insesent noise just wont SHUT UP!

You: but it's awesome D:

Stranger: AND ALL YOU CAN PICTURE IS HER TORN UP BODY

You: YES!

You: funk YES!!

Stranger: AND THE BLOOD COVERD TEAR DRAINING OUT HER

Stranger: AND YOU START PUNCHING HER IN THE FACE

Stranger: AND YOU KEEP funking HER IN THE CUT OUT STOMACH

You: i just came on my monitor...

Stranger: AND YOU BITE INTO HER FOREHEAD

Stranger: AND STARTED RIPPIN THE SKIN OFF HER FACE

Stranger: AND YOU TOUNGE OUT HER EYE BALLS

Stranger: AND START funking THE SOCKET

You: AND CUM IN HER BRAIN!!!

Stranger: AND YOU FEEL YOUR WHITE CREAMY SPUNK SPONGE INTO HER BRAIN

Stranger: haha you thought you'd honestly freak my out with necro beastiality?

Stranger: *me

You: Most leave when I put that. D:

Stranger: I am a god at this

You: Even before I put the beatial necrofelchor part

You: I'm still fairly new to trolling.

Stranger: lol well yeah donj't tell the police about this conversation i gotta go

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

[Kizzi]

I'm bad at trolling and keep having it turned around on me. D:

[spoiler=Nothing contained within this reflects who I am as a person. I was merely attempting to troll.]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey.

You: Beastial Necrofelcher

A person who fucks a dead animal up the ass and sucks the cum out. One of the most disgusting things a person could imagine or do.

The beastial necrofelcher was suddenly aroused as he ran over his neighbor's cat.

Stranger: Ahhh thats hot

Stranger: You know if theres any videos of it?

Stranger: I could totally wank off to that

You: No. I've looked.

Stranger: ACTUALLY!!! i've gotta a dog

Stranger: I could kills it and f*** it haaaaard

Stranger: mmmmmmmmm

You: i killed my mom's horse last week and beastial necrofelched the hell out of it

Stranger: i would totally f*** a horse

Stranger: it's all warm and wet

You: but instead of it's ass' date=' i rammed my cock up it's peehole and f***ed that til i came

Stranger: it would make loads of quching noises

Stranger: *squelching

Stranger: or i could dig up one of my dead hamster

Stranger: s

Stranger: and tie them all together

You: nothing is tighter than f***ing a cock...except maybe a vice

Stranger: and squirt lube between them

Stranger: and just f*** their dead little corpses

You: i f***ed my dad while he was living...cut his dick open so mine would fit in and raped his penis

You: he died of bloodloss

Stranger: while he was living? been there done that

Stranger: you should dig up ur dead nan

You: she's not dead

Stranger: fine then

Stranger: start raping her

Stranger: and chooke her while you rape her in the ass

You: sounds great :D

Stranger: and stab her in the stomach while you do it

Stranger: so the blood

Stranger: cmes out

Stranger: and you can

You: i think i jizzed in my pants

Stranger: wrap the intestines around you

You: or f*** the stomach hole

Stranger: and cut them open to f*** her intestines

Stranger: while she still dying too

Stranger: and you can hear her screaming

Stranger: but you keep going

Stranger: just ramming away

You: god, making me so hard

Stranger: and her crying get fainter

Stranger: but you cant get it out of your

Stranger: head

Stranger: becuase it's always following you

Stranger: and that repeated insesent noise just wont SHUT UP!

You: but it's awesome D:

Stranger: AND ALL YOU CAN PICTURE IS HER TORN UP BODY

You: YES!

You: f*** YES!!

Stranger: AND THE BLOOD COVERD TEAR DRAINING OUT HER

Stranger: AND YOU START PUNCHING HER IN THE FACE

Stranger: AND YOU KEEP f***ing HER IN THE CUT OUT STOMACH

You: i just came on my monitor...

Stranger: AND YOU BITE INTO HER FOREHEAD

Stranger: AND STARTED RIPPIN THE SKIN OFF HER FACE

Stranger: AND YOU TOUNGE OUT HER EYE BALLS

Stranger: AND START f***ing THE SOCKET

You: AND CUM IN HER BRAIN!!!

Stranger: AND YOU FEEL YOUR WHITE CREAMY SPUNK SPONGE INTO HER BRAIN

Stranger: haha you thought you'd honestly freak my out with necro beastiality?

Stranger: *me

You: Most leave when I put that. D:

Stranger: I am a god at this

You: Even before I put the beatial necrofelchor part

You: I'm still fairly new to trolling.

Stranger: lol well yeah donj't tell the police about this conversation i gotta go

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

[/quote']

 

-Stranger- is awesome

[Aximil]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hola

You: mmm...breakfast burrito...

Stranger: thats racist

Stranger: :(

You: nuh uh

You: it's what i was eating

Stranger: i say something in spanish

Stranger: and the first thing u say is burrito

You: i was going to say it regardless of what you said

Stranger: oh ok

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Godot]

[spoiler=chat]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!!! :))))

You: YOU TOO

 

Stranger: yay

You: Where u live homie

Stranger: Ireland.. christmas tomarrow !! :D u?

You: Santa dun like that. You spell tomorrow wrong.

You: Santa gunna steal ur cookiez

Stranger: awwelll :P

Stranger: u spell it like that !!

You: YEAH. THEN HE GUNNA MAKE BABIES WIT YOU

Stranger: ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You: THEN YOU GUNNA HAVE 6 KIDS, AND 3 R GUNNA BE GAY

You: THATS HOW LIFE GOES.

Stranger: yep very true lmao

 

 

This guy got on my nerves.

[Davok]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: brittanymurphy dead 32

You: Tire tread on burst stomach.

You: This city is afraid of me, I've seen it's true face.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[The Tin Trooper]

I can be a real fuckin' bastard when I want to.

You: Hi

Stranger: heyy

Stranger: how are you?

You: Im great, you?

Stranger: great!

Stranger: so, would you like to see my awesomeness in dancing

Stranger: i choregraphed it myself

You: What are you, gay?

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mpy33C0H_IA

Stranger: no

Stranger: just check it out

You: Nah, I might catch homosexuality

Stranger: funk you

[Davok]

[spoiler=ExDeath on Omegle Part I]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: knock knock

You: VOID

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[spoiler=ExDeath on Omegle Part II]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: VOID

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[spoiler=ExDeath on Omegle Part III]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: can i see your boobs?

You: VOID

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[spoiler=ExDeath on Omegle: Epilogue]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: VOID

Stranger: wo

Stranger: w

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

[spoiler=ExDeath on Omegle 2: The Final Chapters Preview]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: VOID

Stranger: Ok

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Order your tickets today.

[Snitch]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 16/f/mn

You: Wow.

You: You must be really funking desperate.

You: To fall as low.

You: As to search for sex.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

They couldn't take the fail.

[The Tin Trooper]

[spoiler=MY FAD RETURNS!!]

 

You: Would you like to take a sexual survey?

Stranger: Ok

You: Are you male or female?

Stranger: Male

You: Please state your sexuality

Stranger: Hetro

You: "Hetro" is not a valid response

You: Please select from Heterosexual

You: Homosexual

You: Bisexual

You: Indifferent

Stranger: Heterosexual

You: Please state you bra size (IF APPLICABLE. IF NOT, PLEASE IGNORE THIS QUESTION)

You: Please state your penis size (IF APPLICABLE)

Stranger: 14 centimeters

You: Is that flaccid or erect?

Stranger: Erect

You: Please state your age

Stranger: 14

You: Do you want to meet singles in your area?

Stranger: No thanks

You: Are you paying too much for your car insurance?

Stranger: I dont have a car

You: Want to earn £££'s? Yes! £3!

You: -BZZZZZZZZZZZZT-

You: *Scamming bot deleted*

Stranger: XD

You: Please state your blood type

Stranger: A i think

You: Is that:

You: A

You: A-

You: A+

You: AB

You: Ao

You: AB-

You: ABO

You: ASBO

Stranger: A+

You: Please state your country of origin

Stranger: Denmark

You: Please state your current country

Stranger: Denmark

You: Please state your height

Stranger: 189 centimeters

You: Please state your weight

Stranger: 98 kilo

You: Canyou submit that in Stones and Pounds? (IF NOT, IGNORE THIS)

You: You have exceeded your time allocated to answer this question

You: Continuing to next question...

You: Please state your preferred sexual position. Please submit 'WUT' to see list of sexual positions allowed

Stranger: Wut

You: Top

You: Bottom

You: Versatile

Stranger: Never had sex

You: INVALID ANSWER

You: MORON

You: -BZZZZZZZZZZZT-

You: *Insult Chip Deleted*

You: Do you like turtles?

Stranger: Yes

You: Can this droid see your penis/vagina/breasts?

Stranger: Nope, sorry

You: Please wait while we redirect you...

You:

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[Aximil]

Tin Trooper, did you run into someone asking you if you would like to take a sexual survey? Is that where you got the idea from?

[The Tin Trooper]

Tin Trooper' date=' did you run into someone asking you if you would like to take a sexual survey? Is that where you got the idea from?

[/quote']

 

Nah, I got it off a convo here.

[Womi]

[spoiler=ExDeath on Omegle Part I]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: knock knock

You: VOID

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[spoiler=ExDeath on Omegle Part II]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: VOID

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[spoiler=ExDeath on Omegle Part III]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: can i see your boobs?

You: VOID

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[spoiler=ExDeath on Omegle: Epilogue]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: VOID

Stranger: wo

Stranger: w

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

[spoiler=ExDeath on Omegle 2: The Final Chapters Preview]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: VOID

Stranger: Ok

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Order your tickets today.

lol'd hard here. xD

[Death Bishop]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl?

You: penis?

Stranger: huh

You: P-E-N-I-S?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Marisa Kirisame-ze]

Annoying this guy/girl was the most fun time I had over on omegle.

 

[spoiler=Konichiwa]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: you from illinois?

You: Konichiwa.

You: Ring a bell?

Stranger: japan?

You: Indeed.

You: And you?

Stranger: i though people from japan are supposed to be smart.

You: Haha, very stereotypical.

Stranger: big words= smartypants./

You: It's not even that big of a word...

Stranger: yeaaah it is !

You: You must be American?

Stranger: very stereotypical .

You: It's a question, not a stereotype.

You: You did say Illinious, so I'm just trying to get the right information.

Stranger: no your saying americans are dumb

Stranger: jew!

You: So nanka?

You: I asked you a question, Mr/Miss Sensitive.

Stranger: ooh, so now your callin me names?

You: Yes.

Stranger: i thought you people were nice !

You: I asked you a question, I just want an answer, please and thank you.

Stranger: donnt be all nice to me noow.

You: Sou nano ka?

Stranger: tis jes goopyosh .

You: Fail.

You: Such a fail.

You: Anyways.... moving on.

Stranger: hoa?!??!

You: Nani?

You: *sigh* Anyways....

Stranger: yoour hoa ?

You: Why are you copying me with the language thing? So uncreative of you.

Stranger: whaaat language thing?

Stranger: i was speaaaking my own languaage, and i thought you were really hoa .

You: I think I might throw a brick at your face...

Stranger: then id step on oyou

You: You'd be too much in pain.

Stranger: jabroni, im made of steal

You: Rubber.

Stranger: then the brick would bounch baack

You: bounch? Yes, yes, it would bounch.

Stranger: stffu smaarty paanties/

You: Urusai baka.

Stranger: buuta way .

You: Do you know what anime or manga is? Or do you not care for other people's culture?

You: Culture is very enlightening. Learning about each and every one would be a dream come true.

Stranger: no .

Stranger: nerrd.

You: Nerds get accepted into college, so who cares.

You: And what you call a nerd is what I call a passion.

You: lolslow at typing.

Stranger: stfu how

You: My English is better then yours and I wasn't even raised here!

Stranger: who gives a flying piece of sheet.

You: I do, obviously. Baka.

Stranger: you suck at life, go suck a cow.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[T. Sankara]

Annoying this guy/girl was the most fun time I had over on omegle.

 

[spoiler=Konichiwa]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: you from illinois?

You: Konichiwa.

You: Ring a bell?

Stranger: japan?

You: Indeed.

You: And you?

Stranger: i though people from japan are supposed to be smart.

You: Haha' date=' very stereotypical.

Stranger: big words= smartypants./

You: It's not even that big of a word...

Stranger: yeaaah it is !

You: You must be American?

Stranger: very stereotypical .

You: It's a question, not a stereotype.

You: You did say Illinious, so I'm just trying to get the right information.

Stranger: no your saying americans are dumb

Stranger: jew!

You: So nanka?

You: I asked you a question, Mr/Miss Sensitive.

Stranger: ooh, so now your callin me names?

You: Yes.

Stranger: i thought you people were nice !

You: I asked you a question, I just want an answer, please and thank you.

Stranger: donnt be all nice to me noow.

You: Sou nano ka?

Stranger: tis jes goopyosh .

You: Fail.

You: Such a fail.

You: Anyways.... moving on.

Stranger: hoa?!??!

You: Nani?

You: *sigh* Anyways....

Stranger: yoour hoa ?

You: Why are you copying me with the language thing? So uncreative of you.

Stranger: whaaat language thing?

Stranger: i was speaaaking my own languaage, and i thought you were really hoa .

You: I think I might throw a brick at your face...

Stranger: then id step on oyou

You: You'd be too much in pain.

Stranger: b****, im made of steal

You: Rubber.

Stranger: then the brick would bounch baack

You: bounch? Yes, yes, it would bounch.

Stranger: stffu smaarty paanties/

You: Urusai baka.

Stranger: buuta way .

You: Do you know what anime or manga is? Or do you not care for other people's culture?

You: Culture is very enlightening. Learning about each and every one would be a dream come true.

Stranger: no .

Stranger: nerrd.

You: Nerds get accepted into college, so who cares.

You: And what you call a nerd is what I call a passion.

You: lolslow at typing.

Stranger: stfu how

You: My English is better then yours and I wasn't even raised here!

Stranger: who gives a flying piece of s***.

You: I do, obviously. Baka.

Stranger: you suck at life, go suck a cow.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[/quote']

 

Props. xD

[Death Bishop]

Annoying this guy/girl was the most fun time I had over on omegle.

 

[spoiler=Konichiwa]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: you from illinois?

You: Konichiwa.

You: Ring a bell?

Stranger: japan?

You: Indeed.

You: And you?

Stranger: i though people from japan are supposed to be smart.

You: Haha' date=' very stereotypical.

Stranger: big words= smartypants./

You: It's not even that big of a word...

Stranger: yeaaah it is !

You: You must be American?

Stranger: very stereotypical .

You: It's a question, not a stereotype.

You: You did say Illinious, so I'm just trying to get the right information.

Stranger: no your saying americans are dumb

Stranger: jew!

You: So nanka?

You: I asked you a question, Mr/Miss Sensitive.

Stranger: ooh, so now your callin me names?

You: Yes.

Stranger: i thought you people were nice !

You: I asked you a question, I just want an answer, please and thank you.

Stranger: donnt be all nice to me noow.

You: Sou nano ka?

Stranger: tis jes goopyosh .

You: Fail.

You: Such a fail.

You: Anyways.... moving on.

Stranger: hoa?!??!

You: Nani?

You: *sigh* Anyways....

Stranger: yoour hoa ?

You: Why are you copying me with the language thing? So uncreative of you.

Stranger: whaaat language thing?

Stranger: i was speaaaking my own languaage, and i thought you were really hoa .

You: I think I might throw a brick at your face...

Stranger: then id step on oyou

You: You'd be too much in pain.

Stranger: b****, im made of steal

You: Rubber.

Stranger: then the brick would bounch baack

You: bounch? Yes, yes, it would bounch.

Stranger: stffu smaarty paanties/

You: Urusai baka.

Stranger: buuta way .

You: Do you know what anime or manga is? Or do you not care for other people's culture?

You: Culture is very enlightening. Learning about each and every one would be a dream come true.

Stranger: no .

Stranger: nerrd.

You: Nerds get accepted into college, so who cares.

You: And what you call a nerd is what I call a passion.

You: lolslow at typing.

Stranger: stfu how

You: My English is better then yours and I wasn't even raised here!

Stranger: who gives a flying piece of s***.

You: I do, obviously. Baka.

Stranger: you suck at life, go suck a cow.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[/quote']

This was win. Pure win.

[Jolta]

Annoying this guy/girl was the most fun time I had over on omegle.

 

[spoiler=Konichiwa]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: you from illinois?

You: Konichiwa.

You: Ring a bell?

Stranger: japan?

You: Indeed.

You: And you?

Stranger: i though people from japan are supposed to be smart.

You: Haha' date=' very stereotypical.

Stranger: big words= smartypants./

You: It's not even that big of a word...

Stranger: yeaaah it is !

You: You must be American?

Stranger: very stereotypical .

You: It's a question, not a stereotype.

You: You did say Illinious, so I'm just trying to get the right information.

Stranger: no your saying americans are dumb

Stranger: jew!

You: So nanka?

You: I asked you a question, Mr/Miss Sensitive.

Stranger: ooh, so now your callin me names?

You: Yes.

Stranger: i thought you people were nice !

You: I asked you a question, I just want an answer, please and thank you.

Stranger: donnt be all nice to me noow.

You: Sou nano ka?

Stranger: tis jes goopyosh .

You: Fail.

You: Such a fail.

You: Anyways.... moving on.

Stranger: hoa?!??!

You: Nani?

You: *sigh* Anyways....

Stranger: yoour hoa ?

You: Why are you copying me with the language thing? So uncreative of you.

Stranger: whaaat language thing?

Stranger: i was speaaaking my own languaage, and i thought you were really hoa .

You: I think I might throw a brick at your face...

Stranger: then id step on oyou

You: You'd be too much in pain.

Stranger: b****, im made of steal

You: Rubber.

Stranger: then the brick would bounch baack

You: bounch? Yes, yes, it would bounch.

Stranger: stffu smaarty paanties/

You: Urusai baka.

Stranger: buuta way .

You: Do you know what anime or manga is? Or do you not care for other people's culture?

You: Culture is very enlightening. Learning about each and every one would be a dream come true.

Stranger: no .

Stranger: nerrd.

You: Nerds get accepted into college, so who cares.

You: And what you call a nerd is what I call a passion.

You: lolslow at typing.

Stranger: stfu how

You: My English is better then yours and I wasn't even raised here!

Stranger: who gives a flying piece of s***.

You: I do, obviously. Baka.

Stranger: you suck at life, go suck a cow.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[/quote']

 

Hahahaha! Oh gawd, I should try that.

[Womi]

Annoying this guy/girl was the most fun time I had over on omegle.

 

[spoiler=Konichiwa]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: you from illinois?

You: Konichiwa.

You: Ring a bell?

Stranger: japan?

You: Indeed.

You: And you?

Stranger: i though people from japan are supposed to be smart.

You: Haha' date=' very stereotypical.

Stranger: big words= smartypants./

You: It's not even that big of a word...

Stranger: yeaaah it is !

You: You must be American?

Stranger: very stereotypical .

You: It's a question, not a stereotype.

You: You did say Illinious, so I'm just trying to get the right information.

Stranger: no your saying americans are dumb

Stranger: jew!

You: So nanka?

You: I asked you a question, Mr/Miss Sensitive.

Stranger: ooh, so now your callin me names?

You: Yes.

Stranger: i thought you people were nice !

You: I asked you a question, I just want an answer, please and thank you.

Stranger: donnt be all nice to me noow.

You: Sou nano ka?

Stranger: tis jes goopyosh .

You: Fail.

You: Such a fail.

You: Anyways.... moving on.

Stranger: hoa?!??!

You: Nani?

You: *sigh* Anyways....

Stranger: yoour hoa ?

You: Why are you copying me with the language thing? So uncreative of you.

Stranger: whaaat language thing?

Stranger: i was speaaaking my own languaage, and i thought you were really hoa .

You: I think I might throw a brick at your face...

Stranger: then id step on oyou

You: You'd be too much in pain.

Stranger: b****, im made of steal

You: Rubber.

Stranger: then the brick would bounch baack

You: bounch? Yes, yes, it would bounch.

Stranger: stffu smaarty paanties/

You: Urusai baka.

Stranger: buuta way .

You: Do you know what anime or manga is? Or do you not care for other people's culture?

You: Culture is very enlightening. Learning about each and every one would be a dream come true.

Stranger: no .

Stranger: nerrd.

You: Nerds get accepted into college, so who cares.

You: And what you call a nerd is what I call a passion.

You: lolslow at typing.

Stranger: stfu how

You: My English is better then yours and I wasn't even raised here!

Stranger: who gives a flying piece of s***.

You: I do, obviously. Baka.

Stranger: you suck at life, go suck a cow.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[/quote']

lol, he was so stupid. He couldn't even bring one good try of trolling. xD

Good thing you pwnd him.

[Jolta]

Now I know how to deal with trolls. Troll the troll.

[Zimiri of the Muse]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: 你好

You: what is that

Stranger: 我就是中国人,不解释,看不起衮犊子,老子下辈子也是中国人!

You: ummm pass

Stranger: ?

Stranger: 我就是中国人,不解释,看不起衮犊子,老娘下辈子也是中国人!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

i think i got trolled can anyone translate?

[Cyber Altair]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: 你好

You: what is that

Stranger: 我就是中国人' date='不解释,看不起衮犊子,老子下辈子也是中国人!

You: ummm pass

Stranger: ?

Stranger: 我就是中国人,不解释,看不起衮犊子,老娘下辈子也是中国人!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

i think i got trolled can anyone translate?

[/quote']

 

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: Hello

You: what is that

Stranger: I am Chinese, do not explain, look down on gun Du-Zi, Lao Zi next life is the Chinese people!

You: ummm pass

Stranger: ?

Stranger: I am Chinese, do not explain, look down on gun Du-Zi, his aging mother next life is also the Chinese people!

[Xazeon]

[spoiler=I copied The Tin Trooper :D]

Stranger: if you are a female do you want to have cam sex

You: Would you like to take a sexual servey?

Stranger: ok

You: Are you Male or Female?

Stranger: male

You: Please state your sexuality

Stranger: straight

You: Please state you bra size (IF APPLICABLE. IF NOT, PLEASE IGNORE THIS QUESTION)

You: Please state your penis size (IF APPLICABLE)

Stranger: 5'

Stranger: 5"

You: Is that flaccid or erect?

Stranger: erect

You: Please state your age

Stranger: 17

You: Do you want to meet singles in your area?

Stranger: it would b nice

You: -BZZZZZZZT- Done programing virus. Enjoy the rest of your day.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[~Riku~]

If people are horny, I love getting them to have cybersex.

 

Example:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi.

Stranger: Heya

You: What's hanging?

Stranger: Nout babe you? x

You: What?

Stranger: not much babe you? x

You: Babe? What the fu-

Stranger: Sorry us girls call everyone babe

You: Okay. Not much.

Stranger: you know i am feelin

Stranger: real horny do you wanna show me a pic of yourself?

You: No.

Stranger: oh why?

You: But I have a hypothetical question.

You: I am a guy.

Stranger: and

You: If we ended up in a room alone together, what would you do?

Stranger: i'd shag you rotten!!

You: Describe it.

Stranger: i'd let you give me anal id give you a blow job everything

Stranger: i'd drink your cum

You: Um... That's pretty disturbing...

Stranger: why?

Stranger: are you gay

You: No.

Stranger: ok

You: But WTF? Why would you drink it?

Stranger: where are you from

Stranger: cos it tastes nice

You: WHAT THE funk?!!!!!!

Stranger: Where are you FROM

You: Your soul.

Stranger: get funked

Stranger: prick muvers

You: You want you to do that.

Stranger: grrr

Stranger: funk a duck you wanker

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

---

Another thing...

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: male 20,i need f with web cam

You: Eh...

Stranger: hi

You: 20? Aren't you a little old for this kind of thing?

Stranger: 4 what

Stranger: ?

You: Omegle. Talking with random strangers like me.

Stranger: nice

You: What?

Stranger: m\f?

You: -BZZZZZZZZZZT- Answer not given.

Stranger: i am 20 but my dick is of 40 do u like 2 lick bb

You: What. The. funk.

Stranger: i am joking

You: Good.

Stranger: don't mind

You: What?

Stranger: do u want me 2 see u

You: Why?

Stranger: bacause want 2 know how u look like

You: You wish.

Stranger: thanks

You: You're welcome.

Stranger: good

Stranger: are u sending u r pic

You: By "you wish", I kind of meant "no".

Stranger: why

Stranger: r u not beautiful

You: Well, first of all...

You: I'm 11.

You: Second of all...

You: I'm a guy.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Here is a video that represents that guy.