-Griffin Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Isn't it Cthulhu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T. Sankara Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Why can't we have normal converastions like this? [spoiler=Yay]5051 users online You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: Favorite color?You: Red.Stranger: Nice choiceYou: Thank you.You: I've been on a red kick for some reason.You: What about you stranger?Stranger: Green hahYou: The color of money.You: I like it.You: =]Stranger: yessir , Stranger: :DYou: =] Stranger: Favorite Band?You: Breaking Benjamin.Stranger: :O ur funking kidding right now righ?You: No. >.>Stranger: Oh my funking god , thats my favorite band! You: xDYou: Awesome.Stranger: what the hell!You: =]Stranger: hahahah man that is awesome!You: WHat's your favorite song by them?Stranger: Diary of JaneYou: OMGYou: That'You: That's just weird.You: Cuz that's my faovrite too.You: DxStranger: hahaha mann this is sooo awesome~Stranger: @*Stranger: *!You: =]You: Did you get your hands on their latest album>?You: *?Stranger: yes I did ahha , its pretty decentYou: I enjoyed the hell outta that.Stranger: I love anthem of the angelsStranger: SameYou: Yes. =]Stranger: hahaYou: I think my favorite was Hopeless and Fade Away.Stranger: I love Fade AwayYou: Now I wanna do an AMV. hahStranger: I am going to see them one day , Hopefully , I would do anything to see them haahStranger: hahahaYou: Lol.You: That would be awesome to meet those guys.Stranger: i know!You: The drummer. He has insane skills.Stranger: are you a guy or a girl?You: Guy.Stranger: I know eh , I watched some of his vids on youtubeStranger: of him just drumminYou: Who plays their piano?You: Cuz the Diary of Jane acoustic is sick.Stranger: YEah i watched a vid on that , and im not sure who plays the painoStranger: piano*You: So, how'd you get into their music?Stranger: like last summer , I asked one of my random friends for a random song and it was Blow me away from the game Halo , and then I searched some music vids and downloaded all of their songs and now im obsessed ahahYou: Are you serious?You: Basicly the same thing happened to me.Stranger: hahah yahYou: 'xDStranger: hahah seriously?You: I was playing Halo 2, and I heard that playing (the insturmental) in the background. And I was amazed at how much ass you can kick to that song.You: And I became as you siad, obsessed witht heir music.You: *theirStranger: hahah that is awesome!Stranger: do you have xbox?You: I do, but I have to get online enabled sometime soon.You: I'm trying to get better at Halo actually.Stranger: ohh niceYou: lolStranger: hahah ive never actually played it , i play COD and left for deadYou: Lol. CoD and L4D are both awesome.Stranger: hahah , that is soo awesome. I am addicted to left for dead!You: I don't have a 360, I have the original Xbox. But, when I have the opportunity, I always go to my buds place and get stuck playing L4D for hours.You: xDStranger: hahahah that is awesome!You: Say, not to get personal, but you don't happen to have MSN do you?Stranger: hahah yes i do :PYou: I'm asking because I have to go soon.Stranger: **************** its lame i know , but ive had it since i was a little kidYou: It's cool. I'll add you in a moment. Mine is **************You: And it was nice meeting you. =]Stranger: haha okay thenStranger: You to. :DYou have disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Edited for respect of privacy to the "Stranger". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinzo Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Nice convo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 [spoiler=Disco's bad for you.]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: hiStranger: knock knock knockYou: who's there?Stranger: DiscoYou: ...okYou: disco who?Stranger: DisconnectedYou: WAIT/You: I KNOW THIS.You: GIMME A SEC.You: AND I HATE THE 70's.Stranger: SERIOUS?Stranger: ME TOO !Stranger: =DYou: HELL YEH.You: THEY HAVEYou: BIG POOFY HAIRStranger: HAHA!Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Isn't it Cthulhu? The more H's the better. [spoiler=Some people are easy to convince.]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: Hi.Stranger: Hi...Stranger: AGE/SEXYou: I pick "Age" for $600Stranger: Umm I asked you.....Whats ur age and whats ur sexStranger: o.OYou: No you didn't.Stranger: O.OStranger: BBYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 [spoiler=Someone here's gonna laugh at this.]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hiStranger: heyaYou: Mr. President.You: I am afraid I have some bad news.You: The Martians have landed.You: What do you plan to do?Stranger: let's kill 'em allYou: Very good, sir.You: What will be your weapon of choice?Stranger: The Power of the MetalStranger: my V and Marshall-stack will blow their heads offStranger: My Power Chords shall make their entrails boilYou: Very good, sir.You: Do you need any backups?Stranger: My funking amazing Guitar Solos will cast them right back into the VoidStranger: well, a drummer, a rythm guitarist and a bassist would be needed, of courseYou: Anyone specific?Stranger: lemme thinkStranger: can we revive dead people?You: Of course, sir.You: Our time machine has completed development.Stranger: Get Chris Witchhunter for the drums thenStranger: and Cliff Burton for bass, obviouslyYou: Very good, sir.You: Anyone else?Stranger: I'm thinking about a guitarist, one momentStranger: Mille PetrozzaStranger: he can sing as wellYou: Very good, sir.You: Do you have a name in mind?Stranger: Alien MassacreYou: Excellent choice, sir.You: Good luck, and may you succeed.You: Farewell.You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Something... pretty weird just happened to me... [spoiler=um wtf?] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted December 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 [spoiler=Someone here's gonna laugh at this.]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hiStranger: heyaYou: Mr. President.You: I am afraid I have some bad news.You: The Martians have landed.You: What do you plan to do?Stranger: let's kill 'em allYou: Very good' date=' sir.You: What will be your weapon of choice?Stranger: The Power of the MetalStranger: my V and Marshall-stack will blow their heads offStranger: My Power Chords shall make their entrails boilYou: Very good, sir.You: Do you need any backups?Stranger: My f***ing amazing Guitar Solos will cast them right back into the VoidStranger: well, a drummer, a rythm guitarist and a bassist would be needed, of courseYou: Anyone specific?Stranger: lemme thinkStranger: can we revive dead people?You: Of course, sir.You: Our time machine has completed development.Stranger: Get Chris Witchhunter for the drums thenStranger: and Cliff Burton for bass, obviouslyYou: Very good, sir.You: Anyone else?Stranger: I'm thinking about a guitarist, one momentStranger: Mille PetrozzaStranger: he can sing as wellYou: Very good, sir.You: Do you have a name in mind?Stranger: Alien MassacreYou: Excellent choice, sir.You: Good luck, and may you succeed.You: Farewell.You have disconnected. [/quote'] lol, you've been chatting with ~TwIsTeD~ xD btw, I think it's Chthulu. @ Willieh: RLY!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Riku~ Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Something... pretty weird just happened to me... [spoiler=um wtf?] Frig, that happened to me too!But not in the middle of a discussion.WTF does "Connection imploded" mean anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobo144 Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 [spoiler=I screwed up a good conversation]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hi ~Stranger: :DYou: Hello there...XDStranger: how r u ?You: Fine, and you?Stranger: good and sleepy :DYou: That's....nice.Stranger: happy new year !Stranger: XDYou: ;_;Stranger: ?????You: you made me cryStranger: y ?You: thank youStranger: sorry..Stranger: You look heavy today..Stranger: What's wrong?You: >:( Are you calling me- Oh, a question. Nothin'You: 2 Hours LaterStranger: waht means?Stranger: :-0.....?You: I made boom-boomStranger: ... !?Stranger: y?You: _You: idkStranger: hmm .....Stranger: Cheer up!You: Burger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted December 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 [spoiler=I screwed up a good conversation]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hi ~Stranger: :DYou: Hello there...XDStranger: how r u ?You: Fine' date=' and you?Stranger: good and sleepy :DYou: That's....nice.Stranger: happy new year !Stranger: XDYou: ;_;Stranger: ?????You: you made me cryStranger: y ?You: thank youStranger: sorry..Stranger: You look heavy today..Stranger: What's wrong?You: >:( Are you calling me- Oh, a question. Nothin'You: 2 Hours LaterStranger: waht means?Stranger: :-0.....?You: I made boom-boomStranger: ... !?Stranger: y?You: _You: idkStranger: hmm .....Stranger: Cheer up!You: Burger? [/quote'] You ruined his/her life! xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godot Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 To the whole Cthulu - Cthulhu thing, Cthulus faster. [spoiler=I had to do this]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: m or fYou: Both, and sometimes wednesdayYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallieBigs Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Here is a quick one. [spoiler=Fastest Chat ever!]Stranger: HelloYou: Screw offYou have disconnected Fastest chat ever, it took like 3 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Here is a quick one. [spoiler=Fastest Chat ever!]Stranger: HelloYou: Screw offYou have disconnected Fastest chat ever' date=' it took like 3 seconds.[/quote'] I've had faster. The second I joined, I didn't even get a chance to hit any keys, the other person disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted January 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Here is a quick one. [spoiler=Fastest Chat ever!]Stranger: HelloYou: Screw offYou have disconnected Fastest chat ever' date=' it took like 3 seconds.[/quote'] I've had faster. The second I joined, I didn't even get a chance to hit any keys, the other person disconnected. Unfortunately, this happens too often. TT.TT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallieBigs Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Another one. [spoiler=Lolsome]You: Screw offYou have disconnected. Had to be at least two seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted January 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 Is there a difference to your last one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallieBigs Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 They didn't even get to type a message, that makes a huge difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted January 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 But that's boring. D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted January 1, 2010 Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 I am actually one of the kings of Omegle trolling. ;D I'll post one later. But a topic like this was made before, but locked. Be careful not to lock this, because I'mma love this topic. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted January 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2010 I am actually one of the kings of Omegle trolling. ;D I'll post one later. But a topic like this was made before' date=' but locked. Be careful not to lock this, because I'mma love this topic. ;D[/quote'] That's why I reopened it. I liked it, too. And I'm looking forward to your conversation, Dark. =3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chrono Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 [spoiler=I got bored]Stranger: Hello thereYou: INSERT INTO omegle_chatlogs (`Hello`,`there.`,`senduid`,`you`,`stranger`,`modaction`,`dateline`) VALUES ('322394,'You','642462','Stranger','Your IP has been Logged','don','0','1265354361')Stranger: Oh sheetYour conversational partner has disconnected. I'm gonna look forward to yours, Dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Here's a good one. Held on to this person for a while. Stranger: hiYou: Hi, I'm Lady Gaga.Stranger: ahha your a tranny?You: NO! I'm ambiguous. :3Stranger: ambiga whattt You: The doc didn't know my gender. It's undecided. :DStranger: bahahhahahYou: Since you were so rude to me, I demand an apology!!!Stranger: im sorry?You: That's okay. :3You: HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING?!Stranger: okay. what?You: You know what you said!Stranger: no i dontYou: Fine then. Play dumb! *runs away crying*You have disconnected. EDIT: [spoiler=Spoiler 2]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: Where am I?Stranger: IncognitoYou: How did you know I was hiding in Cognito?You: HOW?!You: TELL ME!You: RAWR!Stranger: I am amzingStranger: I am a geniusYou: I'm amazinger.Stranger: U wish. I am so amazing, it's amazingStranger: Take thatYou: Well I'm Lady Gaga. Beat that.Stranger: Then u r a freak...You: Excuse me?Stranger: That wears wired costumes and worries her audiences.Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallieBigs Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Not trolling but I found this funny. [spoiler=Random LOL]You: hiStranger: hiYou: I'm Bill ClintonStranger: Well, darling, what are you doing on the computer? -HilYou: I'm Bill Clinton. I have my reasons...Stranger: Bill, you sinking so low you actually go online to get rid of me?? :(You: MmMHmmStranger: Why?Stranger: Because I didn't make president?You: Bill Clinton has his reasonsStranger: IT WAS YOU WHO FAILED TO KILL THE DAMN PERSON!!Stranger: I didn't know Bill Clinton talked about himself in third person.You: He doesYou: see what I did!Stranger: What?You: How I referred myself as a third-personStranger: And now you don't... Are you a schizo?You: Bill Clinton is smarter then youYour controversial partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 I guess I can pull off an Estionian 15 year old girl that can't speak good English. :D You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: Tere.Stranger: moroYou: Kuidas läheb?Stranger: viro?You: Doo yu speek English?Stranger: yesYou: Gud. How are you? I frum Estonia.You: *I'mStranger: I know, i'm fine :) i'm from finlandYou: Kool.You: I'm learn English in school. :DStranger: :) good. may I ask how old are you?You: 15...Stranger: oh. boy? girl?You: Girl...Stranger: you probably run away now, but, i'm 27 femaleYou: Kay.Stranger: is it ok? or do you want to find some your ages to chat with? :)You: I dont care. O I have too go thow. Bye.Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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