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ZeroLuneth Newbie

ZeroLuneth

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[spoiler=They don't like the rules]

Stranger: hey sexy

You: that's against the rules

Stranger: what is

You: that

Stranger: what?

You: that

Stranger: saying what?

You: isn't it obvious

Stranger: no it's not

Stranger: nope

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

A short one.

 

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: Do you fail at life?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[spoiler=And a third one]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Heyo.

You: YCM?

Stranger: A what now?

You: you should google it

Stranger: I will do that.

Stranger: Can't find it. What do you mean?

You: It's the 2nd one

You: if you use google

Stranger: Oh, okay.

Stranger: So?

You: Do you like it?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

The 3rd one's my favorite lol

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EliminateHRN Newbie

EliminateHRN

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[spoiler=I Don't Even Know What Happened]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Heya

Stranger: heyy

You: What's up

Stranger: Not much, you

You: Good

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

I don't know what the hell happened....

 

[spoiler=Like Above]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Yeah, whatever.

Stranger: asl?

You: I'm Harry Potter

Stranger: hahahha

Stranger: you are very funny

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Oh, well. I was trying to see if I could find someone who didn't know what Harry Potter was. I failed.

 

This was pretty fun.

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~ P O L A R I S ~ Newbie

~ P O L A R I S ~

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I think I'm in love. But Skyfire is still my main b****.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hii

You: heya

Stranger: c:

You: :)

Stranger: suupp

Stranger: ;p

You: sky' date=' innit

Stranger: o;

Stranger: it iss..

You: Im so clevar

Stranger: lol

Stranger: and

Stranger: you also..

You: adn i cna spel veree wel

Stranger: Need grammar lessons ;D

Stranger: LOL

You: b****, I speak with perfect grammar.

Stranger: Liar.

You: If you knew me in real life, I actually do ;D

Stranger: STOP HURTING MY FEELINGA

Stranger: FEELINGS*

Stranger: can you see

Stranger: how much you hurt me?

Stranger: GOSH.

Stranger: I LOVE YOU!.

You: you best be trolling boy.

Stranger: ;D.

You: :O

You: ...

Stranger: I best be hot chick.

Stranger: >>

You: omfg. i am hornee i wnat too dooo syba on kamerer

Stranger: YOu like the gd?8D

Stranger: I not horneh. I GD.

You: GD?

Stranger: Gd= Gewd DAwg.

Stranger: but no.

Stranger: gd is a forum

Stranger: general discussion

Stranger: o:

You: I LIKE THE GENERAL DISCUSSION.

You: /b/

You: just sayin'

Stranger: YOU DO? 8D.

Stranger: they're going to like you cus you said that

Stranger: ;D.

Stranger: since i'm posting this on there 8D.

You: Whos is this "they" you speak of.

 

b****.

 

which forum? I guarrentee Im on it.

Stranger: o;

Stranger: THEY is the GD.

Stranger: o:

Stranger: http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/general-discussion/omegle-fun-3/t.57621291_61/#75

Stranger: Go see for yourself ;P

You: Im not on thar :(

 

You see, I'm posting this on a forum.

You: :P

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: i am too

Stranger: ROFL.

Stranger: <3.

You: I think I love you.

 

Just puttin' it out there.

You: HAI GENERAL DISCUSSION

Stranger: i think i love you too.

Stranger: 8D.

You: =D

You: Say hi to general for me?

Stranger: ;D

Stranger: HI GENERULL C:

Stranger: WASSAP DUDES <#.

Stranger: <3*

Stranger: Oops.

Stranger: >>

Stranger: TYPO.

Stranger: omnomnom

You: You are the coolest person I've ever talked to on this!

You: :D

Stranger: I"M A FAIRY GOD MOTHER WHO EATS BABIES.

Stranger: oh yeah8D.

You: omfg same.

You: Except im a fairy god aunty.

Stranger: lol o3o

You: I likey da baybees though

Stranger: YOU ARE?

You: Yes

Stranger: I love da babeeez tew.. i wantz one 8D.

Stranger: yew gibb me yer babeez?

You: I can give you 3 wishes.

 

:O

 

 

WE SHOULD HAVE A BABY

Stranger: YESSS.

You: :D

Stranger: i want 3 babeez plox.

You: :O

YAY

Stranger: not at the same time.. ouch my vagina.

Stranger: D:

 

You: D:

Thats bad.

we cant have a hurty vagina can we?

Stranger: Naw.

Stranger: It already hurts ennuff ; 3 ;

You: dood, u kneed gramer lesonz

Stranger: i dew nawt ;3 ;

Stranger: Shawsh.

You: itz probablee ur vageena hertin

Stranger: i arez in teh state of insanity guildz. i arez gramar proz.

Stranger: ; 3 ;

Stranger: yew arez jelus of mi.

You: i am knot jelus of yew

You: u r jelos of mii

Stranger: i are

Stranger: zus yew

Stranger: be

Stranger: laike

Stranger: a

Stranger: gawd.

Stranger: 8D

Stranger: so hawt in bedz.

Stranger: when yu take eet out, i wunna baite.

Stranger: 8D

Stranger: iarezkinkeh.

You: wen u byt it...

 

i can haz cheezburgur

Stranger: OMAGAHWDS|H.

Stranger: Laike WHADAFAWK DUDE?

You: doood. dnt be haytin on ma madd food skilz

Stranger: I NAWT

Stranger: i WUNTZ.

You: wee can haz cheezburgur?

Stranger: yar.

Stranger: or

Stranger: yu has

Stranger: my

Stranger: vblloody

Stranger: vuhginuh.

Stranger: or both @_@.

You: i allreddy haz ur vageenar.

Stranger: NAW.

You: mee wantz burgur!

Stranger: i wantz yer vuhginuz.

You: i haz peeness

Stranger: omgah

Stranger: can i haz?

You: yoo allreddy haz in yoo

Stranger: ;D

You: in ur bumbum

 

;D

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This looks like one of those RAEG-Eurynome PM convos I have nightmares about.

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Womi Newbie

Womi

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So' date=' has anyone actually met someone cool on Omegle? Most people there are either stupid or horny, or both (some of my logs prove this).

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I met someone on Omegle that lives just out of my town. We started dating. :D

 

me 2

 

Didn't we want to keep this secret, DoPPy? ;O

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Dweller of Parables Newbie

Dweller of Parables

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So' date=' has anyone actually met someone cool on Omegle? Most people there are either stupid or horny, or both (some of my logs prove this).

[/quote']

 

I met someone on Omegle that lives just out of my town. We started dating. :D

 

me 2

 

Didn't we want to keep this secret, DoPPy? ;O

 

i felt that our relationship had to get out there.

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Ikatsui Newbie

Ikatsui

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[spoiler=My Chat]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: wat up

Stranger: everything is u!

Stranger: *up!

You: lol

Stranger: =)

Stranger: What are you doing?

You: typing lol

Stranger: ok..lol!

You: im bored

Stranger: Me to!.. so funking booored! :P

You: why has the internet betrayed us?

You: lol

Stranger: I dont know :P

You: zzzzzzzlolzzzzzzzz

Stranger: so, where are you from?

You: Tenessee, you?

Stranger: Ok.. Sweden

You: cool

Stranger: yes... :) allways

You: ive never been out of this country

You: it sucks

Stranger: Ok... ive never been longer that to denmark and norway... so... that suck pretty much too :P

You: i really want 2 go 2 japan

You: that would b cool

Stranger: I want to go to jamaica! :P

You: lol

Stranger: but japan sounds ncie too! :)

You: i wouldnt understand wat they say tho

Stranger: Haha!.. no.. =P

You: u speak any other languages?

You: helloo?

You: ...

Stranger: WHat?

You: do u speak any other languages?

Stranger: ehm.. Swedish :P haha

You: lol

Stranger: And you?

You: no

Stranger: Ok!.. how old are you?

You: how old r u?

Stranger: Im 20.. :P

You: LOLZ IM 12

Stranger: Hehe!.. .P ok!

Stranger: M or F?

You: m

Stranger: Ok.. :P

You: u?

Stranger: M

You: cool

You: hey u like star wars?

Stranger: No.. :P i dont lika sci-fi at all.. :P

You: ok then

Stranger: But i should go to bed now!.. nice talking to ya!..

You: later

Stranger: l8r!

 

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Felix Culpa Newbie

Felix Culpa

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[spoiler=...]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Automated Message #03.24: [OMEGLE ALERT]: In accordance with state law, individuals who have been convicted of, or found not guilty of, a sex offense must register with the Sex Offender Internet Registry as per §245.e(67) of the Right to Information Act. It is the duty of omegle.com to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a registered sex offender. (Your partner will not see this message.)

Stranger: hey

You: Sex offender...

Stranger: what?

You: Before you said hey.

You: Apparently, you are a registered sex offender, or are using their computer.

Stranger: oh, just ignore that.

You: Why?

You: If you are a registered sex offender, i'm leaving.

You have disconnected.

 

Stranger: 22 male ..wanna talk?

You: Sure.

Stranger: ok

You: I hear that a lot of people on here

Stranger: whos this?

Stranger: hmm

You: Have problems with their relationships, so they come on here to "cyber" other people.

You: And how are you with your love life?

Stranger: i m not here for cyber

Stranger: m here just like that

Stranger: what about you?

You: I'm here because it is part of my rehab process to stop killing people on sight.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: ok

You: I'm not kidding.

 

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Aximil Newbie

Aximil

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: *sets a marshmallow down next to you*

Stranger: Can I eat it?

You: no

You: *sets 4 more marshmallows down next to you*

Stranger: THEN WHY ARE YOU TEMPTING M.

You: *sets 8 more down next to you*

Stranger: ARGHARGHARGH STOP IT.

You: *sets 16 more down*

Stranger: I AM EATING ONE. I'M GONNA DO IT.

You: *pulls out a gun*

You: Go ahead.

Stranger: I HATE YOU. EAT sheet AND DIE.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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~Wright~ Newbie

~Wright~

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: *sets a marshmallow down next to you*

Stranger: Can I eat it?

You: no

You: *sets 4 more marshmallows down next to you*

Stranger: THEN WHY ARE YOU TEMPTING M.

You: *sets 8 more down next to you*

Stranger: ARGHARGHARGH STOP IT.

You: *sets 16 more down*

Stranger: I AM EATING ONE. I'M GONNA DO IT.

You: *pulls out a gun*

You: Go ahead.

Stranger: I HATE YOU. EAT s*** AND DIE.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

That's freakin awesome. :D

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Legend Zero Newbie

Legend Zero

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Automated Message #03.24: [OMEGLE ALERT]: In accordance with state law, individuals who have been convicted of, or found not guilty of, a sex offense must register with the Sex Offender Internet Registry as per §245.e(67) of the Right to Information Act. It is the duty of omegle.com to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a registered sex offender. (Your partner will not see this message.)

I copied it and use it first....so many freak out or disconnect. ='[

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JIMMYTRON Newbie

JIMMYTRON

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so yeah i just tried it:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey there

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: asl?!? wtf

Stranger: age sex location you downs freak

You: 16 male...dont need to know bc i dont

Stranger: you dont know you're own location?

Stranger: you related to fritzl or something?

You: no cant say that i am...

Stranger: gyp

Stranger: that kinda sheet turns me on

You: yeah about that one

omg just did a new one...whatever you do...dont go

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=dpgz82&s=6

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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