Headmaster Monokuma Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Um.. I suck at Omegle. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: Hello?Stranger: hiYou: How are you this fine day?Stranger: Wonderrful!You: Congragulations! A winner is you!Stranger: u?You: You no me!Stranger: ???Stranger: How was your day?You: Fine. Because I declare I have FURY!Stranger: your a furry?You: No I have a FURY!Stranger: why is that?You: Becuase A Winner is You!Stranger: o_0Stranger: ok what ever you say....You: Oh Great Crackletta! Flee we must!Stranger: run away...run away...You: I HAVE FURY! *Big rock falls*Stranger: where did the big rock go?You: On your head. Of Course.Stranger: Oh....well..sheet.....that sucks....I feel fine though?You: No, You have the Blorbs now.Stranger: hey I have a personal questoin to askStranger: Does your tuseday smell purple too?You: No. It smells Green. You must be sick.Stranger: Damn better get that checked out....You: Yeahhh, don't fall down those stairs!Stranger: I will do my best....You: and there you go.You: Because in Soveit Russia Stairs fall down You!Stranger: ok well you are boring me now....have a nice life....Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JIMMYTRON Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 me too... :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headmaster Monokuma Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 This one sure didn't last long.. Stranger: STAR!You: SUN!Stranger: STAR! OR WE WILL FIRE ON YOU!You: MOON! MOONY MOONY MOON!Stranger: RAMIREZ! OPEN FIRE THEN TIVO THE WRESTLING MATCH! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: Stranger: lolYou: A WINNER IS YOU!Stranger: what do I won?You: A REGGIE SHRUG!Stranger: what the hell is that?You: THE ABOVE PICTURE!PUT IT IN A NEW WINDOW!You: I can stop that voice now. Right?Stranger: what about the picture?You: It is called You: a Reggie Shrug.Stranger: dudeYour conversational partner has disconnected. Fawful qoutes are quite fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Guys, if you're not gonna troll, fair enough, just go on there and have fun. If you're gonna troll, just make sure you don't suck at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icestorm Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Heh, I tried it. Stranger: heyYou: HiStranger: aslYou: whoaStranger: sorry to fast huh hahaYou: yeahStranger: whats your nameYou: dickYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 This person won't believe that I'm of both sexes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted January 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Heh' date=' I tried it. Stranger: heyYou: HiStranger: aslYou: whoaStranger: sorry to fast huh hahaYou: yeahStranger: whats your nameYou: dickYour conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote'] That was actually pretty good. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: lookStranger: heyYou have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icestorm Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 My first one was so perfect I just had to do it. xD Stranger: heyy bbezYou: I WANT SOME BBEZStranger: lolStranger: [Pic of her with bra and panties]Stranger: im a modelYou: YOU ARE HOTStranger: thnx bbezYou: So why are you heere and not having sex with your boyfriend?Stranger: because recently we split upYou: I guess you're not that hot after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: im a male, wanna cam on msn?You: me tooYour conversational partner has disconnected.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: heyStranger: babeYou: heyYou: babaeStranger: asl?xYou: asl?xStranger: 21 m usStranger: u?You: 21 m usStranger: gay?You: u?Stranger: yeahYou have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted January 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: The world is so wonderful.Stranger: itisStranger: esp since you're in itYou: Yes.You: My mom says I'm beautiful.Stranger: asl?You: lsa.Stranger: haStranger: cleverYou: Funny name.Stranger: are u a chick or a dudeYou: Well, I'm not a dude but I don't have wings, either.Stranger: hahaStranger: im sorryStranger: so you're a girlYou: No.Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Accidently sent chinese girl this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JIMMYTRON Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 my latest one:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: say hiStranger: hiYou: hiYou: hiYou: hiYou: hiYou: hiYou: hiStranger: hiStranger: hihStranger: ihStranger: hiStranger: hihihihihStranger: hhhiYou: hiYou: lolStranger: hihihih HELLOYou: ENOUGH!!! D<oops i did it again...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: do you like trucks?You: no i like boobsStranger: what you cant like both?Stranger: i like boobs and trucksStranger: i drive trucks while lookin at boobsYou: you make a good point there..sir?Stranger: thank youYou: indeedYou: but perferably i look at teh boobies whenever i wantStranger: well preferable i like to kill gays so God can try again.You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: Do you have the stuff?Stranger: depends, i have stuff, but what stuff do u wantYou: The stuff that we talked about earlier.Stranger: remind meYou: The macaroni art.Stranger: nope not me.You: Darn. I was hoping you'd have some. Everyone else has just been asking ASL?Stranger: yeah. i like ur start, much more creativeYou: Thank you.Stranger: i do have some pasta. would u like me to make some artYou: But you don't have any macaroni?You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Lonewolf Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hey stranger! asl please? :)You: SILENCE!!! I kill youYour conversational partner has disconnected. quickest chat everYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: popYou: SILENCE!!! I kill youStranger: poofStranger: a...c... flemStranger: hahaYou: SILENCE!!! I kill youYou: uh...I mean...Welcome to Walmart! Get your sheet and get out...have a nice dayStranger: NO IM NOT IN WALMART IM IN K-MART...OR IS THIS STOP AND SHOP??You: Ur in MexicoYou: ad ur a jalepeno in a Taco BellStranger: tht explains sooo muchStranger: on a stickYou: you have no shtickStranger: bamStranger: powStranger: boingYou: Omnislash!Stranger: poop face!!You: I dunk ur head in a toilet full of sheetStranger: boo hooYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 You: hiStranger: Computing....Stranger: HelloYou: hiStranger: Human?You: yesStranger: Specimen?You: im lauging at your fail troll attemptStranger: Computing.....You: flipping off.....Stranger: LOLYou: disconnecting....You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoDemonX Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 I am bored[spoiler=]Stranger: heyy]You: HelloStranger: asl?You: ????Stranger: age sex locationStranger: a s lYou: you fristStranger: 16 f californiaYou: 17 m Alberta, CanadaStranger: ahStranger: god im boreYou: Me too Stranger: dStranger: hahStranger: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: Hey, can I tell you a story?Stranger: heyStranger: okYou: Alright.You: So I was waiting for my gf to come over to my house. Its thursday, which meant date night. While I was waiting, I decided to play some Pearl. I start to play and she comes barging into my room, crying about something stupid. I continue to play while half paying attention and in the middle of it, I look down and OMFG A SHINY PIDGEY!!!!! I shout HELL YEAH and my gf starts to cry louder, I concentrate on getting pidgy so I didnt see her come over to me. She took my DS and threw it across the room. I start yelling at her and she crys even more. So I tell her to make me a sammich and she says "I hate you, I am never talking to you again." You: What do I do?Your conversational partner has disconnected. =[ He didn't take me srsly. D; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 So I was waiting for my gf to come over to my house. Its thursday' date=' which meant date night. While I was waiting, I decided to play some Pearl. I start to play and she comes barging into my room, crying about something stupid. I continue to play while half paying attention and in the middle of it, I look down and OMFG A SHINY PIDGEY!!!!! I shout HELL YEAH and my gf starts to cry louder, I concentrate on getting pidgy so I didnt see her come over to me. She took my DS and threw it across the room. I start yelling at her and she crys even more. So I tell her to make me a sammich and she says "I hate you, I am never talking to you again."[/quote'] lol, you need to set the DS down and consult her, make her feel better, and get laid. Then go back to catching the Shiny Pidgey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icestorm Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 It's a shiny Pidgey. There is no question that catching it is more important then getting laid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 So I was waiting for my gf to come over to my house. Its thursday' date=' which meant date night. While I was waiting, I decided to play some Pearl. I start to play and she comes barging into my room, crying about something stupid. I continue to play while half paying attention and in the middle of it, I look down and OMFG A SHINY PIDGEY!!!!! I shout HELL YEAH and my gf starts to cry louder, I concentrate on getting pidgy so I didnt see her come over to me. She took my DS and threw it across the room. I start yelling at her and she crys even more. So I tell her to make me a sammich and she says "I hate you, I am never talking to you again."[/quote'] lol, you need to set the DS down and consult her, make her feel better, and get laid. Then go back to catching the Shiny Pidgey. Dood. She chucked my DS at the wall, and broke it. I don't think I can ever forgive her for that. I was so close to that Shiny Pidgey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 So I was waiting for my gf to come over to my house. Its thursday' date=' which meant date night. While I was waiting, I decided to play some Pearl. I start to play and she comes barging into my room, crying about something stupid. I continue to play while half paying attention and in the middle of it, I look down and OMFG A SHINY PIDGEY!!!!! I shout HELL YEAH and my gf starts to cry louder, I concentrate on getting pidgy so I didnt see her come over to me. She took my DS and threw it across the room. I start yelling at her and she crys even more. So I tell her to make me a sammich and she says "I hate you, I am never talking to you again."[/quote'] lol, you need to set the DS down and consult her, make her feel better, and get laid. Then go back to catching the Shiny Pidgey. i really hope you know hes bs'ing you right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinnamonStar Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Wow even that guy on Omegle thinks I'm "kinda wacky". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 So I was waiting for my gf to come over to my house. Its thursday' date=' which meant date night. While I was waiting, I decided to play some Pearl. I start to play and she comes barging into my room, crying about something stupid. I continue to play while half paying attention and in the middle of it, I look down and OMFG A SHINY PIDGEY!!!!! I shout HELL YEAH and my gf starts to cry louder, I concentrate on getting pidgy so I didnt see her come over to me. She took my DS and threw it across the room. I start yelling at her and she crys even more. So I tell her to make me a sammich and she says "I hate you, I am never talking to you again."[/quote'] lol, you need to set the DS down and consult her, make her feel better, and get laid. Then go back to catching the Shiny Pidgey. i really hope you know hes bs'ing you right Yep. I do. Because as far as I know, you can't get wild Pidgeys in Pearl. Plus, I was just saying what I would have done in his position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JIMMYTRON Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 lols yeah!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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