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Aximil Newbie

Aximil

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[spoiler=Yay!]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: D:

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: u horny?

You: you shouldnt ask strangers that...i could be a 742 pound guy with constant flatulence that hasn't bathed in years.

Stranger: oh yeah

You: :D

You: And now you know. Because knowledge is power!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

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Niño Newbie

Niño

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Two people so far have been too busy masturbating than to say "hi" to me >:

 

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[spoiler=I just had the sexiest convo evarr!!!]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hallo ;D

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: want to Cyber??

You: Sorry, I can't, I'm saving myself for Kaien-dono ;D

Stranger: u watch bleach???

You: Yes, it's the most fuxing sexy show ever

Stranger: wait.. who's Kaien agen?

You: The sexy guy Rukia killed

Stranger: u do realise he's not real and you will never get to fck him??

You: WHAT THE FUX, YOU LIE!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

it was so fuxing epix xD

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Aximil Newbie

Aximil

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Beat you Lionheart

 

Shortest Convo ever

 

You: Hola

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: bye

You: orange

 

And I've beaten you' date=' then. A lot of peoples disconnect instantly, before either of us say anything.

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Pic or it didn't happen.

 

http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/thread-175940-post-3515226.html#pid3515226

 

That one already contains one that's shorter than yours. But there are several peoples that disconnect before saying anything.

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Necro Pheonix

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[spoiler= Hows this?]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: Why do you want to know so much about me?

Stranger: srry

You: Yeah, you should be. Saying that makes you seem like a stalker.

Stranger: ok ill stop

You: Besides, I could be anyone. I could say I'm 18, and be 72.

You: Time you learned your lesson

Stranger: ok

Stranger: whats my lesson

You: That vegetables are good for you and that you should never stalk people...

You: unless...

You: IMA...

You: CHARGIN...

You: MAH...

You: LAZER..

You: SHOOP DA WHOOP!

Stranger: ok

Stranger: got

Stranger: it

Stranger: r

Stranger: u

Stranger: a

Stranger: boy

Stranger: or

Stranger: girl

You: I could still lie about that... You have learned nothing...

Stranger: oh sheet i forgot

Stranger: ok

You: Go back to your mommy and talk to her about how you were trying to stalk people over Omegle.

Stranger: stranger

Stranger: r u sure

Stranger: ok ima tell her

Stranger: right now that ur tring to stalk me

You: Then show her the conversation, and she'll see who's trying to stalk who...

You: STRANGER DANGER!

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i will

Stranger: helo who is can see you are tring to talk to my son may i know who this is

You: Wow. I can tell thats still you. If it's not, then mam, my guess is you either A.) Failed High School B.) Failed College C.) Failed Elementary School or D.) Fail at Life. I'm gonna guess D.

Stranger: hey do u want to have sex

You: NO! What the hell is wrong with you? Do you think sex is a joke? HUH? Do ya? You probably live in your mothers basement, will never get a girlfriend, and spend you days trying to cyber with people on a chat room!

Stranger: SO

You: You are a complete loser.

Stranger: and i think sex is a joke

You: So did your parents. Then they had you and decided it was a very bad thing.

Stranger: so my parents love me u type so slow

You: In the words of a great man, "This Topic is Stupid. LOCK."

You have disconnected.

 

 

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Aximil Newbie

Aximil

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[spoiler= Hows this?]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: Why do you want to know so much about me?

Stranger: srry

You: Yeah' date=' you should be. Saying that makes you seem like a stalker.

Stranger: ok ill stop

You: Besides, I could be anyone. I could say I'm 18, and be 72.

You: Time you learned your lesson

Stranger: ok

Stranger: whats my lesson

You: That vegetables are good for you and that you should never stalk people...

You: unless...

You: IMA...

You: CHARGIN...

You: MAH...

You: LAZER..

You: SHOOP DA WHOOP!

Stranger: ok

Stranger: got

Stranger: it

Stranger: r

Stranger: u

Stranger: a

Stranger: boy

Stranger: or

Stranger: girl

You: I could still lie about that... You have learned nothing...

Stranger: oh s*** i forgot

Stranger: ok

You: Go back to your mommy and talk to her about how you were trying to stalk people over Omegle.

Stranger: stranger

Stranger: r u sure

Stranger: ok ima tell her

Stranger: right now that ur tring to stalk me

You: Then show her the conversation, and she'll see who's trying to stalk who...

You: STRANGER DANGER!

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i will

Stranger: helo who is can see you are tring to talk to my son may i know who this is

You: Wow. I can tell thats still you. If it's not, then mam, my guess is you either A.) Failed High School B.) Failed College C.) Failed Elementary School or D.) Fail at Life. I'm gonna guess D.

Stranger: hey do u want to have sex

You: NO! What the hell is wrong with you? Do you think sex is a joke? HUH? Do ya? You probably live in your mothers basement, will never get a girlfriend, and spend you days trying to cyber with people on a chat room!

Stranger: SO

You: You are a complete loser.

Stranger: and i think sex is a joke

You: So did your parents. Then they had you and decided it was a very bad thing.

Stranger: so my parents love me u type so slow

You: In the words of a great man, "This Topic is Stupid. LOCK."

You have disconnected.

 

 

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That was hilarious. Wish I was that good about screwing with peoples. (Not screwing peoples.)

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Aximil Newbie

Aximil

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: BZZZZZZT.

You: NO! I got buzzed.

Stranger: I AM A ROBOT. WHAT IS YOU'RE NAME HUMAN?

You: I just lost "The Game!"

Stranger: BZZZT. DAMN YOU HUMAN. *Shoots with laser beam*

You: :D

You: *does a barrel roll to avoid the blast*

Stranger: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE DESTROYED.

You: It's a tarp!

Stranger: YES IT IS. HA. HA. HA.

You: *splashes some water onto you*

Stranger: HA. HA. HA. YOU MUST THINK WE ARE STUPID. WE ARE NOW WATERPROOF.

You: How about steamroller proof?

Stranger: CAN YOU STEAMROLL A ROBOT WHO IS 675 FEET TALL?

You: No...but I can do this...

You: IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR!!1!

You: SHOOP DA WOOP!

Stranger: OH GOD. RETREAAAAT.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

EDIT: [spoiler=Interesting turn of events...]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I am your Master now, jabroni! You better learn how to please me!

Stranger: I saw you leaving Dallas shortly after Kennedy was shot

Stranger: You should be in jail for what you did

Stranger: to the young president

You: And you're just a troll.

Stranger: si

Stranger: i could well be

Stranger: u r also

Stranger: damn americans

You: And no I am not.

Stranger: stupid american

You: Nope. I am far from stupid.

Stranger: u r american tho

Stranger: so u equate as fail

You: The same could be said for all races. And I also never once claimed to be American.

Stranger: America is in love with itself

Stranger: The world is not in love with America

Stranger: If you are not American what are you?

You: And what does this have to do with anything? And yes, I am American.

Stranger: Haha knew it

Stranger: You are all so easy to recognise

Stranger: very arrogant

Stranger: You believe your opening line don't you

Stranger: That somehow you are better than anyone else on here

You: But what does that "America is in love with itself" sheet have to do with anything?

Stranger: who is not also American

Stranger: America cannot see past why anyone would not like it

You: I am an American and hate America.

Stranger: no one in America can understand why 9/11 might have happened

Stranger: You hate your own country?

You: I hate the world.

Stranger: that is a sad state of affairs

Stranger: the world is not all bad

Stranger: but contains bad elements

Stranger: bad societies

Stranger: bad cities etc

You: Correction. I don't hate the world. I hate people.

Stranger: So you are a fan of climate change wiping out

Stranger: the population?

You: Yes.

Stranger: I too

Stranger: To me the world existing

Stranger: outweighs human kind

Stranger: we deserve to fall

You: Am actually one of the ones that hopes that the mayan apocalypse (even though I highly doubt it will happen) to happen.

Stranger: Wut?

You: Then the planet can get some rest and repeat.

Stranger: I hope too that the planet can recover

Stranger: We have developed planet destroying weapons

Stranger: nukes et all

Stranger: peace on earth

Stranger: when humans are gone

You: Including water bottles that all the famous peoples drink all their water out of and demand to chop down the amazon to make malls for them or some sheet.

Stranger: Bottled water is an interesting one

Stranger: for nations who have perfectly good tap water

Stranger: i drink bottled abroad

Stranger: if i do not trust the taps

You: A person should be able to buy a water bottle (different than bottled water) and just continually refill it.

Stranger: This is true in Thailand or somewhere

Stranger: they have filling stations

You: It's true for America. I don't know of any contaminated tap water here.

Stranger: Hmm well its a developed nation

Stranger: i guess if anywhere has clean water

Stranger: it would be americaland

Stranger: which state are u in?

You: But most Americans have gotten too lazy to make trips to the sink and spend time filling them up.

You: Oregon.

Stranger: A west coast place

Stranger: they tell me the west is more liberal

Stranger: people are more laid back

You: Yep.

Stranger: do u like the east coast?

You: No. Too busy for my tastes.

Stranger: Hmm it is much more similar to us here near London

Stranger: everyone rushing around

Stranger: maybe one day i see west coast america

Stranger: peace

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

EDIT AGAIN: [spoiler=Someone really needs to post so I won't have to keep editing.]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: FK OFF jabroni

You: Waiting for you to close the chat. I'm not pathetic like you and finish with an insult. So go ahead and say what you want and leave when you want.

Stranger: no thnx

You: Whatever, your problem. I have no problem with sitting here and opening up another tab. Have fun.

Stranger: i knw dat jabroni

Stranger: go fk urself

Stranger: there are lot of chickens like u........ n i knw u wud look at this window and then close jabroni!!!!

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Aximil Newbie

Aximil

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey!

You: ?

Stranger: how you doing?

You: not well...im just bored

Stranger: im sorry ASL? im 24/F/TX

You: 16/male/Or

Stranger: I'm actually at home right now what are you doing?

You: sitting around talking to strangers on omegle to calm my boredom

Stranger: ok im bored out of my mind, hence thats why im here huh lol

You: most peoples are...or for some pussy/dick

Stranger: ok, well here, do you have a cam? cause i do and im lonely...

You: nope, sorry

Stranger: ok just go to (insert porn cam site here) and accept my cam invite, i like this site cause its like omegle, but with webcams

You: no...you're just a cam scammer...leave me alone

Stranger: yaya whatever, i guess thats your way of telling me your a cheapo!

You: nope

You: it's my way of telling you that im not interested in used up sluts

Stranger: make sure to accept the invite and fill in the info before it expires ok...

You: no

Stranger: who me?? nah! I ain't no slut... lol

You: anyone that does cams for money is a slut ^_^

Stranger: YaY! Ok now if you got it come look for me

You: no

Stranger: Soo??? THank's for the compliment ;-)

You: so you're a liar now...

Stranger: Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.

You: already said no

Stranger: k you in yet babe??

You: no

Stranger: k

You: no

Stranger: im inside the live wbecams section look for my pic...;-)

You: no

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Aximil Newbie

Aximil

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I couldn't pass this up. I'll take the beating for necrobumping.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Since this will probably effect whether or not you continue to talk with me, I'll get it out of the way. 16/m/usa

Stranger: allo

You: Hi.

Stranger: u r 16...

You: Yes.

Stranger: wow.

You: What?

Stranger: nothing.

You: What's wrong with being 16? D:

Stranger: everything

Stranger: ur not out of puberty yet

You: -_-

Stranger: ur asian arent u?

You: I'm American.

Stranger: but asian..

You: No.

You: I'm white.

Stranger: you can be asian and an american you know

You: I'm not Asian.

You: I'm Caucasian.

Stranger: ok..im not dumb

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