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Jinzo Newbie

Jinzo

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You: We're no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you understand

 

CHORUS

Never gonna give you up,

Never gonna let you down,

Never gonna run around and desert you,

Never gonna make you cry,

Never gonna say goodbye,

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

 

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it

Inside we both know what's been going on

We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling

Don't tell me you're too blind to see

 

(CHORUS)

 

CHORUSCHORUS

(Ooh give you up)

(Ooh give you up)

(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give

(give you up)

(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give

(give you up)

 

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it

Inside we both know what's been going on

We know the game and we're gonna play it

 

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you understand

 

(CHORUS

Stranger: hy

You: We're no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you understand

 

CHORUS

Never gonna give you up,

Never gonna let you down,

Never gonna run around and desert you,

Never gonna make you cry,

Never gonna say goodbye,

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

 

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it

Inside we both know what's been going on

We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling

Don't tell me you're too blind to see

 

(CHORUS)

 

CHORUSCHORUS

(Ooh give you up)

(Ooh give you up)

(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give

(give you up)

(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give

(give you up)

 

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it

Inside we both know what's been going on

We know the game and we're gonna play it

 

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you understand

 

(CHORUS

Stranger: haha rick astley

You: yup

You: troll attempt #1

Stranger: do you like that song?

You: no

You: i hate it

Stranger: are you a trol?

Stranger: haha so your just trying to rick roll me through words then

You: nope im seeing how long a conversation would be after i paste that entire song in one post

Stranger: fair enough

Stranger: do people usually disconnect straight away?

You: ya

You: btw m/f

You: u sound like a m btw u r speaking

You: er

You: typing

Stranger: yeah your right

Stranger: I'm guessing that you are a man as well

You: pretty much

You: there are no real girls on the internetz

You: remember that

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Womi Newbie

Womi

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[align=center]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: im male and looking for girl to talk..do u use msn?

You: cyber?

Stranger: yes

You: m or f?

Stranger: m

You: :D(insert epic face here)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/align]

 

lol, I hate those cyber noobs.

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haha:

 

You: HAI

Stranger: hello

Stranger: m/f?

You: HOWS LIFE

You: F

Stranger: m

Stranger: and urs?

Stranger: fine

You: WHATS YOUR HAIR COLOR

Stranger: black

You: OH sheet YOURE CHINESE

You: BYE

Stranger: no

Stranger: i m not

You: NO?

Stranger: no

You: ARE YOU IRISH

Stranger: i m UK guy

You: I AM BLONDE

Stranger: u?

Stranger: reaaly interesting

You: I COM FROM FREDENT

Stranger: ok

Stranger: nice

Stranger: are your woows attractive?

You: IM A LESBIAN

Stranger: ok

Stranger: nice

You: ARE YOU GAY

Stranger: then still woows might be there

Stranger: are lesbian don't have woows

You: NO ITS JUST THAT IM 11

Stranger: if you are lesbian then what the hell are u doing?

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Womi Newbie

Womi

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haha:

 

You: HAI

Stranger: hello

Stranger: m/f?

You: HOWS LIFE

You: F

Stranger: m

Stranger: and urs?

Stranger: fine

You: WHATS YOUR HAIR COLOR

Stranger: black

You: OH s*** YOURE CHINESE

You: BYE

Stranger: no

Stranger: i m not

You: NO?

Stranger: no

You: ARE YOU IRISH

Stranger: i m UK guy

You: I AM BLONDE

Stranger: u?

Stranger: reaaly interesting

You: I COM FROM FREDENT

Stranger: ok

Stranger: nice

Stranger: are your woows attractive?

You: IM A LESBIAN

Stranger: ok

Stranger: nice

You: ARE YOU GAY

Stranger: then still woows might be there

Stranger: are lesbian don't have woows

You: NO ITS JUST THAT IM 11

Stranger: if you are lesbian then what the hell are u doing?

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OMGLOL. xD

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haha another one:

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Skip the bullshit

You: m/f

Stranger: m

You: oh cool!

You: me too!

You: :*

Stranger: -_-

You: AHAHAaaaz

You: we should hang out

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Dark Newbie

Dark

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[spoiler=Dark's Omegle Troll (#1)]

 

Omegle Troll by Dark

Jan. 2, 2010 @ 8:56

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: heyy

Stranger: hi

You: hows it going

Stranger: wassup?

Stranger: not bad

Stranger: m/f?

You: ehh, nothing much

You: female

Stranger: kewl;

You: and urself?

Stranger: im tired

You: same

Stranger: male

Stranger: im also lonely

You: ehh, bf just broke up wit me

Stranger: ouchies

You: but imma get over it

Stranger: you okay?

You: yeah, i guess

Stranger: shiit

Stranger: and here i was gonna bug ya for nudies, but i can't do that to you now.... I recently broke up with my fiancee so i know what its like....

You: i dont have a webcam, so it wouldnt work anyways D:

Stranger: awww

Stranger: whats with everyone and no cam?

You: ehh, im planning on getting one

You: but i have a camera

Stranger: can u toss a couple to me through msn maybe

You: why thru msn?

Stranger: I'll toss you one of me :P

You: i can upload them and copy/paste here

Stranger: sure, why not then

You: k, one sec

You: do you want a naked picture, or...?

Stranger: sure, why not....

You: k, one sec

You: need to take off my clothes then

Stranger: kk

You: i cant rly get my bra off

You: gimme a sec

Stranger: take ur time

You: by the way, how old ru

Stranger: im 18

You: cool, im 16

Stranger: but i like all girls

You: :D

You: k, took the picture

You: uploading it now

You: my bra and panties r kinda in the background

You: that ok?

Stranger: absolutely

You: there pink =D

Stranger: hawt

You: can i ask u a question?

You: before i giv u the pic?

Stranger: go ahead

You: well...

You: i have a dick

You: http://i47.tinypic.com/33mn6nr.jpg

You: but u wont see it

You: u ok wit that?

Stranger: as long as i dont see it, sur

Stranger: ...nice cat

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

 

If you didn't notice, I royally screwed up the ending.

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Kyosuke Kiryu Newbie

Kyosuke Kiryu

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hai

Stranger: hi

Stranger: howare you?

You: Pretty damn good thanks. You?

Stranger: great thanks =]

Stranger: how old are u?

You: :]

Wanna know something cool?

You: 16, you?

Stranger: 15 :)

Stranger: what

Stranger: ?

You: I...

Am god.

You: But you can't tell anyone.

Stranger: oh .............lol

Stranger: okay i will

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

NOOOOO!

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi asl?

You: I AM GOD

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:(

Also:

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Afternoon' Sir.

Stranger: Jacob? Jacob? It's Bella.

You: :O

Omfg its Jacob.

Stranger: JACOB! I'VE FOUND YOU! Look, I'm sorry about the whole Edward thing... I love YOU!

You: I DON'T WANT YOU.

You: I WANT EMMA

You: NOT BELLA

Stranger: What? What? No! No Jacob... we're best friends... you love me... and now I love you back!

You: That was then, this is now.

Times change, people spread apart :'(

You: I'm sorry.

Stranger: But Jac...

You: Please.

We can still be friends?

Stranger: That's what I said to YOU IN THE FOREST! But you ran... you ran, Jac.

Stranger: What do you expect me to do?

Stranger: Jac...

You: *drums play*

 

*insert lyrics to Iron Maiden song, Run to the hills.*

 

Hmm, I don't know Bella. I'm confused. How could you have changed your mind? I thought you loved Edward.

Stranger: Like you said, Jac. That was then, this is now.

Stranger: I. love. you.

You: Touche'

 

The things, I loved you.

 

Loved Bella.

But it seems, there is another Woman in my life.

Stranger: No... Jac there can't be

 

*kisses you, you pause and stare at me*

 

You still love me, don't you?

You: Yuck. That was disgusting.

 

I mean. I don't know! You've confused me.

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Well this one is kind of gross, but its funny. Anyways:

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I lick you.

Stranger: hi

You: How old are you?

Stranger: 22

Stranger: u ?

You: I;m 21 and horny female

You: Do you feel the same

You: ?

Stranger: yes

You: I lick you

You: I unbutton your pants

You: slowly

You: and take it out

You: do you like that?

Stranger: yes baby

You: I kiss it

You: and then shove my cock up your mouth

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Womi Newbie

Womi

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[spoiler=Dark's Omegle Troll (#1)]

 

Omegle Troll by Dark

Jan. 2' date=' 2010 @ 8:56

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: heyy

Stranger: hi

You: hows it going

Stranger: wassup?

Stranger: not bad

Stranger: m/f?

You: ehh, nothing much

You: female

Stranger: kewl;

You: and urself?

Stranger: im tired

You: same

Stranger: male

Stranger: im also lonely

You: ehh, bf just broke up wit me

Stranger: ouchies

You: but imma get over it

Stranger: you okay?

You: yeah, i guess

Stranger: shiit

Stranger: and here i was gonna bug ya for nudies, but i can't do that to you now.... I recently broke up with my fiancee so i know what its like....

You: i dont have a webcam, so it wouldnt work anyways D:

Stranger: awww

Stranger: whats with everyone and no cam?

You: ehh, im planning on getting one

You: but i have a camera

Stranger: can u toss a couple to me through msn maybe

You: why thru msn?

Stranger: I'll toss you one of me :P

You: i can upload them and copy/paste here

Stranger: sure, why not then

You: k, one sec

You: do you want a naked picture, or...?

Stranger: sure, why not....

You: k, one sec

You: need to take off my clothes then

Stranger: kk

You: i cant rly get my bra off

You: gimme a sec

Stranger: take ur time

You: by the way, how old ru

Stranger: im 18

You: cool, im 16

Stranger: but i like all girls

You: :D

You: k, took the picture

You: uploading it now

You: my bra and panties r kinda in the background

You: that ok?

Stranger: absolutely

You: there pink =D

Stranger: hawt

You: can i ask u a question?

You: before i giv u the pic?

Stranger: go ahead

You: well...

You: i have a dick

You: http://i47.tinypic.com/33mn6nr.jpg

You: but u wont see it

You: u ok wit that?

Stranger: as long as i dont see it, sur

Stranger: ...nice cat

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

 

If you didn't notice, I royally screwed up the ending.

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OMGLOL! He so fell for it! xD

He was so disappointed afterwards. xD

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Necro Pheonix

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: I HERD YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ

Stranger: f**k off love

You: I HERD YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ

You: I HERD YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ

You: I HERD YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Just wanted to annoy someone, first attempt too. Censored for YCM.

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Aximil Newbie

Aximil

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Bingo.

Except you put a lot in one post.

 

There's not really anything to get a laugh out of if the chat goes like this.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: GO DIE IN A HOLE YOU funking PIECE OF sheet!!!

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Aximil

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I also like those Quester ones.

 

EDIT:

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Poke'mon!

Stranger: what you up to ?

You: being bored :D

Stranger: why ?

You: my computer caught a bug and now i cant use anything from my desktop

You: have to manuver around everything using task manager

Stranger: because you are cool

You: D:

You: liar

Stranger: how

You: *throws a brick at you*

You have disconnected.

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Womi Newbie

Womi

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Or the IP-Adresse-thingies. xD

 

Oh s***' date=' I hate those! I've gotten about 3 pointless IP things on Omegle so far!

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The "My name is Officer Whatever from Whatever police department. We got your IP-Adresse and will persecute you for having cyber sex with a 14-year-old"-ones?

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