Jump to content

OMeGle


Womi

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 365
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Usually the longer trolls are better, no "that's what she said" intended.

 

Hey Dark at 11:50 were you trying to troll somebody claiming to be Bill Clinton?

 

No, but I have trolled someone saying I was Obama.

 

Remember guys, a troll is 70% skill, but the other 30% comes from the gullible idiots out there. If you want to troll well, don't purely rely on skill. It takes a shitload of effort to find idiots. But Omegle is filled with idiots, which is why it's a good starting ground.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Usually the longer trolls are better' date=' no "that's what she said" intended.

 

[i']Hey Dark at 11:50 were you trying to troll somebody claiming to be Bill Clinton?[/i]

 

No, but I have trolled someone saying I was Obama.

 

Remember guys, a troll is 70% skill, but the other 30% comes from the gullible idiots out there. If you want to troll well, don't purely rely on skill. It takes a shitload of effort to find idiots. But Omegle is filled with idiots, which is why it's a good starting ground.

 

Whenever I try trolling, I get reverse trolled. Makes me sad and happy at the same time.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Okay cause some guy was being an idiot thinking he could troll me with a fake picture. I have the conversation still.

 

[spoiler=LolFailTroll]

Stranger: Hi

You: Hi I'm Bill Clinton

Stranger: Here is a nude pic [insert address]

You: It's a cat I didn't even open the pic -_-

Stranger: No it actually is a nude pic

You: Lolfailtroll

Stranger: You're too smart for this s***

Your controversial partner has disconnected

 

 

He sucks at trolling.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

It happens sometimes. Just move on, and try again.

 

I remember one time, I had a perfect troll going. I ended it off with "i hav a dick".

 

The "stranger" blatantly said he was gay, and I had no retort to that.

 

Again, a troll takes 30% idiocy. That guy knew what to say at the right time, and one line beat 10 minutes worth of troll.

 

[spoiler=Omegle Troll #2]

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello.

Stranger: male 16 english here

You: You may not believe it, but this is Barack Obama speaking.

Stranger: omfg

You: My advisors told me to talk to the worlds youth.

You: This was the only surefire way I could talk to random people.

Stranger: hi Mr.President

You: Sir, where do you live?

Stranger: england

You: Interesting.

You: Have you heard about my new healthcare plan?

You: It's causing a load of controversy.

Stranger: no intrigue me

You: Well, in America, many people don't have proper health insurance.

You: It costs too much, and they decide to take changes.

You: *chances

You: When they do get injured, however, they pay for it themselves.

Stranger: which cost them more?

You: Yes.

You: Essentially, I am spending 1.2 billion dollars to give these people government-funded insurance.

You: What is your take on this?

Stranger: i believe this is a good idea

You: How do you feel the economy is in England?

You: Our countries have very close ties.

Stranger: not very good at the moment

Stranger: especially fuel prices

You: I know.

Stranger: they have rocketed in england

You: I've gotten many emails about fuel prices.

You: There is nothing we can do at the moment, however.

Stranger: may i ask you a few questions?

You: I've been pushing for alternative fuel for awhile.

You: Sure, why not?

Stranger: whats your middle name?

You: Hussein.

You: Why do you ask?

Stranger: just wondering

Stranger: what hospital were you born

You: To be honest, I don't quite remember.

You: It's recorded on my birth certificate.

You: But I'm not in my office at the moment.

You: May I ask you a question?

Stranger: sure

You: How do you feel about the whole theory that I am out to destroy the world?

You: It's an odd question, I know.

You: But let me spell it out.

You: Change the b in Obama to an s.

You: It becomes Osama.

You: My vice president, Biden, looks closely like "Bin Laden".

Stranger: thats a very ridiculas idea

You: And my middle name is Hussein.

You: I say, people aren't very bright nowadays.

You: And it's not the new generation with this theory.

You: It's mostly elder people.

You: Do you have any more questions?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: what are your childrens names

Stranger: ?

You: Any reason you wish to know?

Stranger: nope just wondering

You: But there is surely a reason?

Stranger: oh yeah and how old are you and when were you born?

You: I am happy to give the information, but you can find most of it on the internet.

You: My daughters are Malia and Natasha.

Stranger: i know but as you may know some websites lie

Stranger: so i would rather hear the information in person

You: While it's been made fun of in the past, Wikipedia has all the correct information.

You: Or at least about me.

You: I'm confirming right now that it's completley correct.

You: And then I'll link you.

You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama

You: Most of it's correct, except the signature.

You: The line inside of the O doesn't go that high.

Stranger: are you planning on visiting the UK any time soon

You: I have a very busy schedule at the moment.

You: But before the summer of 2011, I will visit England.

You: I am running a bit short on time, sorry to say.

You: Here is an autographed picture of me for taking your time to talk to me.

You: It should be in perfect quality, as I used my new scanner.

Stranger: may i ask what are your opinions are of our prime minister

You: That's actually a very broad topic, and I don't have the time to say everything I need.

You: But he is a very intelligent person.

You: By the way, here is the picture.

You: http://i45.tinypic.com/2ex6b0i.jpg

You: I thank you greatly.

Stranger: its ok

You: Goodbye.

Stranger: thats a great pic of you

You: Why, thank you.

Stranger: its ok

You: Well, I have to go. So long! :-D

Stranger: bye mr. president

You have disconnected.

 

 

 

 

Feel free to use the picture. It just says "TROLLED HARD".

Link to comment
Share on other sites

^Nice.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hai

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

This makes me sad. :'(

 

EDIT:

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey whats up?

You: Hello. I'm fine. How are you?

Stranger: good

Stranger: m/f?

You: Female. You may know me. I'm Nicole Kidman.

Stranger: oh nice

Stranger: how are you doing?

You: I'm fine, as I said before.

Stranger: u suck

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

watch this.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: I am Officer McGreger of the Seattle Police Department and I now have your IP adress. I will now pursicute you for having cyber sex with underage individuals.

Stranger: okay good thing i am not because i think that stuff is gross

You: It is no use lying. We have tracked your conversations and your IP address. We know where you live and can track you down as we wish. You are facing up to 5 years in prison.

Stranger: everything on here is anonymous! and i dont do that it is gross!

Stranger: and do you even know if i am a male for female?

You: We have the technology to track everything. Yes I know, you are a female.

Stranger: okay well i havent done any thing! then where do i live? and what is my age?

You: You are 18 and live in Belgium. I am now contacting other government bodys to come and arrest you.

Stranger: crap! you really do know!

Your controversial partner has disconnected

 

ha! And I was just guessing too!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I'm liekin' my Estonian girl character.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Tere.

Stranger: hi

You: Are yu speeking English?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: can you?

You: Kay. I'm stilll lurning.

You: How are yu?

You: you

Stranger: good you?

You: Good, thank you.

Stranger: asl?

Stranger: (:

You: What does that meen?

You: asl?

Stranger: age?

You: 15...

Stranger: sex?

Stranger: location?

You: Female. Im in Estonia.

Stranger: nice

You: Estonian is my nativ languag. Can yu speek Estonian?

Stranger: no i cant

You: I see. Where are yu?

Stranger: canada

You: Thats in... North America?

Stranger: yes

You: It must be cold there. Are yu far north?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: and yes it is

You: I hope your indoors. How old are yu?

Stranger: 18

You: Older then me. Gender?

Stranger: male

You: I dont no what to talk about now...

You: Are yu still there?

Stranger: lol yes

Stranger: um i dunno

Stranger: anything

Stranger: you one of those girls thats into cam sex?

You: What does that meen?

Stranger: nothing

Stranger: forget about it

You: Okay...

You: Do yu have a photograph of yourself?

Stranger: ya i do

Stranger: one sec

You: Okay.

Stranger: slow computer

You: Is it not working?

Stranger: i'm not naked

Stranger: (:

You: Your funny.

Stranger: [PIC REMOVED :D]

Stranger: what do you think?

You: Your handsome.

You: Do you want one of me?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: (:

You: One moment.

Stranger: ok\

Stranger: i will wate

You: I found it.

You: http://i45.tinypic.com/2ex6b0i.jpg <- I used Dark's pic after searching a long time for a better one.

 

Well, I'm a good actor/actress I guess. :D

Link to comment
Share on other sites

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello.

Stranger: Great marrow, kind stranger

You: WELL HOWDY

Stranger: I am a wizard

You: iRWarrior

Stranger: i..i am a wizard

You: Warriors > Wizards

Stranger: *casts grease*

You: -blocks with sword-

You: -stabs with sword-

You: I win.

Stranger: foolish fool

Stranger: grease would apply negatives to all your actions, and you must make a balance check and a sunder check

Stranger: to determine if you slip in grease or drop your weapon due to grease

Stranger: fooolish fool

You: Hey dude.

Stranger: *casts LV 39 SHITSTORM*

You: Lemme give you a coupon.

You: It's worth one life.

Stranger: my life

Stranger: is pretty amazing

Stranger: i mean, i have a great job

Stranger: a girlfriend and a new apartment

You: Do you have sex a lot?

Stranger: plus you know, there are some rad games coming out for ps3

Stranger: well, we did at first...

Stranger: but we been together for 4 years so

Stranger: its kinda on and off you know..

Stranger: i am a wizard

You: Oh.

You: If a man was standing outside your door with a check for a million dollars, would you open the door?

Stranger: depends on if the check had my name on it

You: The check has all your information on it.

You: Would you open the door?

Stranger: why wouldnt i

Stranger: unless your black

Stranger: then its obviously a trick

You: Okay.

You: I'll be waiting.

Stranger: suspense

Stranger: exciting stuff

Stranger: i have a headache

You: So.

Stranger: hmm?

You: Are you white, blacky, gay, jewish, mexican, gay, jewish, mexican, american, asian, asian, asian, french, italian, french, or gay?

Stranger: i am a white american caucasian conservative liberal catholic theologist

You: Okay.

You: THEN YOU MUST BE DESTROYED!

You: -slashes sword-

Stranger: *mage armor*

Stranger: *flies away* ima go do your mom

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

I can tell he's under 10 years old by the last line.

 

For Teh Lulz:

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: ehllo

You: GAHH!

You: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!

Stranger: okay

You: -summons Hacks in attack position-

You: "1337 Attack Points"

Stranger: wow youre gay

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

 

For More Lulz:

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HAI

You: I LIEK MUDKIPZ

You: U TWO?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

 

For Teh Win:

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello, young padiwan.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hello hehe

Stranger: how r u

Stranger: friendly chat

You: fyne, u?

Stranger: where r u from

Stranger: fine ya

You: Sweden

Stranger: asl

Stranger: me india

You: What's asl

You: Omnomnomnomnomnommmnomnomnomnommmnomnomnomnomnomnom......

Stranger: age/sex/location

You: 17/yesterday/my house

Stranger: ohh...........

Stranger: u r fooling me

You: fooling =/= trolling

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[align=center]lolfail troll

[spoiler=fail troll]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi, im a pedofile, want to be friends ?

You: sure!

You: I must warn you though, my crabs bite

Stranger: SKANK GET IT SORTED OUT HOE.

You: Ashley says yu need to get some ballz

 

really long pause

 

You: you suck at typing...

Stranger: tell your friend ashley to shuv his dick up his arse

You: Ahley's my favorite crab!

You:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ass

Stranger: funk you hoe, go and die,LOVE YOU.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[/align]

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[align=center]amidoinitrite?

[spoiler=PG-13 for mild pokemon sexual stuffs...???]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yahoy

Stranger: Hey

You: imma butt pirate!

Stranger: Butt pirates are awesome.

You: inorite?

Stranger: Haha, for sure.

You: Naw, naw, naw... Man, you doin' it all wrong!\

Stranger: ¿

You: Ya gotta be liek, Fo'sho! jabroni!

Stranger: But..But, I'm not from the ghetto. (No, I'm not racist)

You: I'm a transvestite... How does that make you feel?

Stranger: About the same

Stranger: Actually..

You: orly?

Stranger: yarly.

You: you seem like a nice fellow...

You: wanna have cybersex?

Stranger: Um, nty. I think I'll pass this time.

You: Damn... Well, I am a pirate...

You: Get on your knees or I'll make ye' walk the plank!

Stranger: ='[

Stranger: Finnnnnnnnnnnne.

Stranger: /gets on knees

Stranger: Better?

You: Butt pirates, GO!

You: I choose you, Brokencondomon!

You: Use Pregnancy!

Stranger: ;o OH NO

You: -75 damage!

You: You got pregnant! You take damage in exponential growth of 5

You: -5 damage!

Stranger: Hehehe, lucky for me I know ~*Abortion*~

You: oshi-

You: Go, use buttrape!

You: chritical hit!

Stranger: Noooooooooooo

Stranger: I'm bleeding from my anus!

You: -200 damage!

Stranger: Bleed affect hits me for -50 every thrust. x_x

You: Now use cumshot!

Stranger: OVERKILL

You: K.O! Brokencondomon wins!

You: What? Brokencondomon is Evolving?

You: *Plays dramatic music*

Stranger: No way!

You: Congratz! Brokencondomon evolved into...

 

 

Annyoing jabroniy pregnant teen!

You: Brokencondomon wants to learn jabroni out... What move will be deleted?

Stranger: Hm..Lets see.

Stranger: "Period" will be deleted for "jabroni out"

You: Gratz... you just got Rick Troll'd!

You have disconnected.

[/align]

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[align=center]amidoinitrite?

[spoiler=PG-13 for mild pokemon sexual stuffs...???]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yahoy

Stranger: Hey

You: imma butt pirate!

Stranger: Butt pirates are awesome.

You: inorite?

Stranger: Haha' date=' for sure.

You: Naw, naw, naw... Man, you doin' it all wrong!\

Stranger: ¿

You: Ya gotta be liek, Fo'sho! jabroni!

Stranger: But..But, I'm not from the ghetto. (No, I'm not racist)

You: I'm a transvestite... How does that make you feel?

Stranger: About the same

Stranger: Actually..

You: orly?

Stranger: yarly.

You: you seem like a nice fellow...

You: wanna have cybersex?

Stranger: Um, nty. I think I'll pass this time.

You: Damn... Well, I am a pirate...

You: Get on your knees or I'll make ye' walk the plank!

Stranger: ='[

Stranger: Finnnnnnnnnnnne.

Stranger: /gets on knees

Stranger: Better?

You: Butt pirates, GO!

You: I choose you, Brokencondomon!

You: Use Pregnancy!

Stranger: ;o OH NO

You: -75 damage!

You: You got pregnant! You take damage in exponential growth of 5

You: -5 damage!

Stranger: Hehehe, lucky for me I know ~*Abortion*~

You: oshi-

You: Go, use buttrape!

You: chritical hit!

Stranger: Noooooooooooo

Stranger: I'm bleeding from my anus!

You: -200 damage!

Stranger: Bleed affect hits me for -50 every thrust. x_x

You: Now use cumshot!

Stranger: OVERKILL

You: K.O! Brokencondomon wins!

You: What? Brokencondomon is Evolving?

You: *Plays dramatic music*

Stranger: No way!

You: Congratz! Brokencondomon evolved into...

 

 

Annyoing jabroniy pregnant teen!

You: Brokencondomon wants to learn b**** out... What move will be deleted?

Stranger: Hm..Lets see.

Stranger: "Period" will be deleted for "b**** out"

You: Gratz... you just got Rick Troll'd!

You have disconnected.

[/color'][/align]

 

You made a tool of yourself and he was humoring you.

 

Just sayin'.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ima troll

Stranger: ima dragon

You: ima hermaphrodite. :3

Stranger: ima high

Stranger: cant violate my probate

You have disconnected.

 

EDIT:

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: m f?

You: both. :3

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I think I'm in love. But Skyfire is still my main jabroni.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hii

You: heya

Stranger: c:

You: :)

Stranger: suupp

Stranger: ;p

You: sky, innit

Stranger: o;

Stranger: it iss..

You: Im so clevar

Stranger: lol

Stranger: and

Stranger: you also..

You: adn i cna spel veree wel

Stranger: Need grammar lessons ;D

Stranger: LOL

You: jabroni, I speak with perfect grammar.

Stranger: Liar.

You: If you knew me in real life, I actually do ;D

Stranger: STOP HURTING MY FEELINGA

Stranger: FEELINGS*

Stranger: can you see

Stranger: how much you hurt me?

Stranger: GOSH.

Stranger: I LOVE YOU!.

You: you best be trolling boy.

Stranger: ;D.

You: :O

You: ...

Stranger: I best be hot chick.

Stranger: >>

You: omfg. i am hornee i wnat too dooo syba on kamerer

Stranger: YOu like the gd?8D

Stranger: I not horneh. I GD.

You: GD?

Stranger: Gd= Gewd DAwg.

Stranger: but no.

Stranger: gd is a forum

Stranger: general discussion

Stranger: o:

You: I LIKE THE GENERAL DISCUSSION.

You: /b/

You: just sayin'

Stranger: YOU DO? 8D.

Stranger: they're going to like you cus you said that

Stranger: ;D.

Stranger: since i'm posting this on there 8D.

You: Whos is this "they" you speak of.

 

jabroni.

 

which forum? I guarrentee Im on it.

Stranger: o;

Stranger: THEY is the GD.

Stranger: o:

Stranger: http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/general-discussion/omegle-fun-3/t.57621291_61/#75

Stranger: Go see for yourself ;P

You: Im not on thar :(

 

You see, I'm posting this on a forum.

You: :P

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: i am too

Stranger: ROFL.

Stranger: <3.

You: I think I love you.

 

Just puttin' it out there.

You: HAI GENERAL DISCUSSION

Stranger: i think i love you too.

Stranger: 8D.

You: =D

You: Say hi to general for me?

Stranger: ;D

Stranger: HI GENERULL C:

Stranger: WASSAP DUDES <#.

Stranger: <3*

Stranger: Oops.

Stranger: >>

Stranger: TYPO.

Stranger: omnomnom

You: You are the coolest person I've ever talked to on this!

You: :D

Stranger: I"M A FAIRY GOD MOTHER WHO EATS BABIES.

Stranger: oh yeah8D.

You: omfg same.

You: Except im a fairy god aunty.

Stranger: lol o3o

You: I likey da baybees though

Stranger: YOU ARE?

You: Yes

Stranger: I love da babeeez tew.. i wantz one 8D.

Stranger: yew gibb me yer babeez?

You: I can give you 3 wishes.

 

:O

 

 

WE SHOULD HAVE A BABY

Stranger: YESSS.

You: :D

Stranger: i want 3 babeez plox.

You: :O

YAY

Stranger: not at the same time.. ouch my vagina.

Stranger: D:

 

You: D:

Thats bad.

we cant have a hurty vagina can we?

Stranger: Naw.

Stranger: It already hurts ennuff ; 3 ;

You: dood, u kneed gramer lesonz

Stranger: i dew nawt ;3 ;

Stranger: Shawsh.

You: itz probablee ur vageena hertin

Stranger: i arez in teh state of insanity guildz. i arez gramar proz.

Stranger: ; 3 ;

Stranger: yew arez jelus of mi.

You: i am knot jelus of yew

You: u r jelos of mii

Stranger: i are

Stranger: zus yew

Stranger: be

Stranger: laike

Stranger: a

Stranger: gawd.

Stranger: 8D

Stranger: so hawt in bedz.

Stranger: when yu take eet out, i wunna baite.

Stranger: 8D

Stranger: iarezkinkeh.

You: wen u byt it...

 

i can haz cheezburgur

Stranger: OMAGAHWDS|H.

Stranger: Laike WHADAFAWK DUDE?

You: doood. dnt be haytin on ma madd food skilz

Stranger: I NAWT

Stranger: i WUNTZ.

You: wee can haz cheezburgur?

Stranger: yar.

Stranger: or

Stranger: yu has

Stranger: my

Stranger: vblloody

Stranger: vuhginuh.

Stranger: or both @_@.

You: i allreddy haz ur vageenar.

Stranger: NAW.

You: mee wantz burgur!

Stranger: i wantz yer vuhginuz.

You: i haz peeness

Stranger: omgah

Stranger: can i haz?

You: yoo allreddy haz in yoo

Stranger: ;D

You: in ur bumbum

 

;D

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Thanks you, Frost, for the pic

Stranger: hey my names adam im 24 and from England. now you dont need to ask.

You: hi adam :)

Stranger: hi

Stranger: how are you? whats your name?

You: alicia

You: Im horny ;D

Stranger: are you?

You: yerr

Stranger: wouldnt mind seeing

Stranger: how horny you are

You: You want pic?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: you on msn

You: http://i45.tinypic.com/2ex6b0i.jpg

You: no MSN sorry

Stranger: hahahahahahahahaha

Stranger: well funny

You: Chav twat

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Thanks you, Frost, for the pic

Stranger: hey my names adam im 24 and from England. now you dont need to ask.

You: hi adam :)

Stranger: hi

Stranger: how are you? whats your name?

You: alicia

You: Im horny ;D

Stranger: are you?

You: yerr

Stranger: wouldnt mind seeing

Stranger: how horny you are

You: You want pic?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: you on msn

You: http://i45.tinypic.com/2ex6b0i.jpg

You: no MSN sorry

Stranger: hahahahahahahahaha

Stranger: well funny

You: Chav twat

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Thanks you, Frost, for the pic

Stranger: hey my names adam im 24 and from England. now you dont need to ask.

You: hi adam :)

Stranger: hi

Stranger: how are you? whats your name?

You: alicia

You: Im horny ;D

Stranger: are you?

You: yerr

Stranger: wouldnt mind seeing

Stranger: how horny you are

You: You want pic?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: you on msn

You: http://i45.tinypic.com/2ex6b0i.jpg

You: no MSN sorry

Stranger: hahahahahahahahaha

Stranger: well funny

You: Chav twat

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Thanks you' date=' Frost, for the pic

Stranger: hey my names adam im 24 and from England. now you dont need to ask.

You: hi adam :)

Stranger: hi

Stranger: how are you? whats your name?

You: alicia

You: Im horny ;D

Stranger: are you?

You: yerr

Stranger: wouldnt mind seeing

Stranger: how horny you are

You: You want pic?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: you on msn

You: http://i45.tinypic.com/2ex6b0i.jpg

You: no MSN sorry

Stranger: hahahahahahahahaha

Stranger: well funny

You: Chav twat

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[/quote']

Lol, you crushed his hope. ;D

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Thanks you' date=' Frost, for the pic

Stranger: hey my names adam im 24 and from England. now you dont need to ask.

You: hi adam :)

Stranger: hi

Stranger: how are you? whats your name?

You: alicia

You: Im horny ;D

Stranger: are you?

You: yerr

Stranger: wouldnt mind seeing

Stranger: how horny you are

You: You want pic?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: you on msn

You: http://i45.tinypic.com/2ex6b0i.jpg

You: no MSN sorry

Stranger: hahahahahahahahaha

Stranger: well funny

You: Chav twat

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[/quote']

Lol, you crushed his hope. ;D

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Thanks you' date=' Frost, for the pic

Stranger: hey my names adam im 24 and from England. now you dont need to ask.

You: hi adam :)

Stranger: hi

Stranger: how are you? whats your name?

You: alicia

You: Im horny ;D

Stranger: are you?

You: yerr

Stranger: wouldnt mind seeing

Stranger: how horny you are

You: You want pic?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: you on msn

You: http://i45.tinypic.com/2ex6b0i.jpg

You: no MSN sorry

Stranger: hahahahahahahahaha

Stranger: well funny

You: Chav twat

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[/quote']

Lol, you crushed his hope. ;D

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.


×
×
  • Create New...