OMeGle

Xing · December 24, 2009

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey! my name is sara and i just turned 18 and I am about to do my first webcam. I want as many people to see me get completely naked for my first time
Stranger: My webcam is link removed Do you think I'm hot?
Stranger: oh s*** the webcam just started
Stranger: srry' date=' i have to get off Omegle... i'm gonna start now. see if you can join asap
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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..............did you click it?

Plaguespreader Zombie · December 24, 2009

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey! my name is sara and i just turned 18 and I am about to do my first webcam. I want as many people to see me get completely naked for my first time
Stranger: My webcam is link removed Do you think I'm hot?
Stranger: oh s*** the webcam just started
Stranger: srry' date=' i have to get off Omegle... i'm gonna start now. see if you can join asap
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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..............did you click it?

No. :/

Xing · December 24, 2009

Probably a damn virus.

The_Prince_of_Death · December 24, 2009

[spoiler=Convo]Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: :)
You: asl???
Stranger: http://www.mobilitypeople.co.uk/images/MPSZS.jpg
Stranger: lol
Stranger: 19 m uk. you?
You: 18 f uk
Stranger: oh cool
You: Wanna have some fun? ;)
Stranger: haha maybe ;)
You: Do you wanna do some Role Play?
You: *Rubs your chest*
Stranger: aww thanks
Stranger: *rubs yours*
You: Let me put on some music...
Stranger: ok
You:
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lol I'd say best pic ever typed.

I rickrolled some people last night. one of which was a major pain in the @$$. if anyone wants to see the racist and foul language filled omegle convo, PM me. I gave the best ending line I've ever given.

Enrise · December 24, 2009

Stranger: m or f?

You: f

Stranger: You may not realize this, but I love you...

You: Let's get down.

Stranger: yeeeah! ^.^

You: I take off my clothes, pants and all...

Stranger: I do the same

You: The twist, I reveal a dick

Stranger: HOLY sheet!

He took that very hard. =o

Xazeon · December 24, 2009

Stranger: jabroni, how do u plead?

You: im gonna tell Obama on you!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Davok · December 24, 2009

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl

Stranger: please

You: you first

Stranger: k

Stranger: 21

Stranger: f

You: 20

You: m

Stranger: ga

Stranger: waht state

Stranger: what*

You: TX

Stranger: do u have a pic

You: no

Stranger: same

Stranger: bummer

You: yeah

Stranger: whats ur fave color\

You: red

Stranger: do u have a facebook

You: i killed my facebook

Stranger: how

You: i shot it

You: in the head

You: its brains splattred on teh floor

Stranger: how

You: i shot it

You: in the head

You: its brains splattred on teh floor

Stranger: how did u shot it

You: i got a gun

You: pulled trigger

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Aximil · December 24, 2009

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey! my name is sara and i just turned 18 and I am about to do my first webcam. I want as many people to see me get completely naked for my first time
Stranger: My webcam is link removed Do you think I'm hot?
Stranger: oh s*** the webcam just started
Stranger: srry' date=' i have to get off Omegle... i'm gonna start now. see if you can join asap
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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It's not a virus. It was a bot set to auto-type and to disconnect after saying that. Then start up a new one. They're just doing that to try to get you to sign up to the site.

Stranger: jabroni' date=' how do u plead?
You: im gonna tell Obama on you!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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lolz

[spoiler=Credit goes to The Tin Trooper for the image]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: :D
Stranger: <("<)
You: *throws a rock at kirby*
Stranger: *kirby absorbs rock
Stranger: *
You: oh sheet...
Stranger: yea what now jabroni
You: *curls into the fetal postion, hoping not to get squished*
Stranger: *kirby absorbs stranger*
You: Kirby transforms into: Stranger Danger!
Stranger: i think i just lost the game
You: Damnit, I lose.
Stranger: haha
You: Why!? *sobs*
Stranger: wtf im confused now
You: Why did you make me lose!? *shakes you*
Stranger: sheet happens
You: Especially if you eat laxitaves.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i eat them everyday
You: sheet must happen a lot to you.
Stranger: yes but my sheet smells fruity
You: Does it taste fruity?
Stranger: honestly, yes very fruity
You: lol
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You: lol, you've just been Rick Rolled.
You have disconnected.

Hate the fact that there are smileys on here.

[spoiler=My try at Quester. Pokemon style.]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Would you like to start a quest into the World of Pokémon?
Stranger: of course
Stranger: who wouldnt
You: >Please insert 25 cents<
Stranger: do i get a free masterball?
Stranger: k here is my bank account number
Stranger: 4495820383990
You: >_>
You: Accepted.
You: >Insert character name<
Stranger: Nick
You: Welcome, Nick, to the World of Poke'mon.
You: >Please select a route or town<
Stranger: I would like to go to Meridian City
You: Area Loading...
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You: You are in Meridian City.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: do i have a starter pokemon?
You: Yes.
Stranger: what is it
You: Choose one.
Stranger: Mew
You: >Invalid Selection<
Stranger: Charmander
You: Selection approved
You: What do you do?
Stranger: go to tall grass and find wild pokemon
You: You go to tall grass.
You: An Abra appears.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: use ember
You: You use Ember.
You: Abra is faster. Abra used Teleport. Wild Abra has fled!
Stranger: go to meridian city pokemart
You: You are at the Poke'mart. What do you do?
Stranger: purchase 3 great balls
You: >Invalid Action<
You: You are a begginer.
Stranger: buy 2 pokeballs
You: You bought 2 Pokeballs.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: go back to tall grass
You: You return to the tall grass. A Pidgey appears. What do you do?
Stranger: use tackl
Stranger: e
You: >Invalid Action<
You: Charmander doesn't know Tackle.
Stranger: use ember
You: Charmander knows Scratch, though.
You: you use Ember.
You: Pidgey attacks with Sand Attack. It gets in your eyes.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: how much damage does the pidgey have left
You: It is almost low on HP.
Stranger: use pokeball
You: You throw a Poke'ball.
Pidgey is not caught.
You: Pidgey uses Tackle.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: use scratch
You: Charmander used Scratched. The wild Pidgey fainted. (This isn't liek the Poke'mon game where the battle ends once a Pokemon faints.)
You: What do you do?
Stranger: use pokeball
You: You use your Poke'ball.
You caught the Pidgey.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: butt rape the pidgey
You: The Pidgey calls for it's family. A large Pidgeot attacks you and rips out your spleen.

You have whited out.
You have disconnected.

T. Sankara · December 24, 2009

You: GTFO.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: BE FROM YCM.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Which one of you funkers was it? xD

Jolta · December 24, 2009

Stranger: Hello

Stranger: from?

You: I'm from Singapore!

Stranger: I like Singapore.

Stranger: I would like to visit

Stranger: I'm from the USA

You: Oh, I see. So I herd u liekz mudkipz?

Stranger: The Pokemon?

Stranger: I don't watch the show.

You: Oh, do you play the game?

Stranger: Nope

You: Do you even know any Pokemon?

Stranger: Mudkip

Stranger: peakchu

Stranger: few others

You: What's your favorite Pokemon? Mine is Jolteon.

Stranger: I don't really care about Pokemon, its a cartoon.

You: How very evil! Pokemon is about animals. Animals with superpowers. Do you like Ben 10?

Stranger: That has nothing to do with a concept of evil.

Stranger: No, I do not.

You: Awww man. You don't like a show about Aliens. Hey, heard of Yu-Gi_Oh?

Stranger: Yeah, I used to watch it when I was smaller

You: Have you heard of this site where you can make Yu-Gi-Oh Cards?

Stranger: No, I don't really care.

You: Awww man.

You: Watcha playin' now?

There, end.

T. Sankara · December 24, 2009

Behold, Charizard: King of Pokemon:

Stranger: hold on just got back from vb practice lemme go chance real quk

You: WILD STRANGER APPEARED.

You: Go! Charizard!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi

You: NOU

Stranger: asl?

You: HA!

You have disconnected.

Jolta · December 24, 2009

Behold' date=' Charizard: King of Pokemon:

Stranger: hold on just got back from vb practice lemme go chance real quk
You: WILD STRANGER APPEARED.
You: Go! Charizard!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[hr']

Stranger: hi
You: NOU
Stranger: asl?
You: HA!
You have disconnected.

Oh my gawd! I lol'd hard!

T. Sankara · December 24, 2009

FFS. xD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: IN AMERICA.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Jolta · December 24, 2009

Stranger: hi

You: Hello there!

Stranger: wats up

You: Nothing.

You: Do you play Yu-Gi-Oh?

Stranger: used to

Stranger: kicked ass

Stranger: simple game really

You: And have you heard of this website where you can make Yu-Gi-Oh cards?

Stranger: nope

You: Aww man. I'm on it.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: making anything good?

You: Yes. I'm making quite a few Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

Stranger: ok good luck w/ that

You: OK, wanna join it?

Stranger: rember abilities are far more valuble than power

Stranger: nope

You: Awww man. OK. You a girl?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: guy

You: Awww man. I don't like my own gender!

Stranger: in what way

Stranger: like at all

Stranger: or just not sexualy

You: Are you impatient?

Stranger: for?

Stranger: i don't think so

You: What am I on again?

Stranger: yu gi oh card builder

Stranger: and speed

You: Yu-Gi-Oh Card Maker, you mean. Was I on OMEGLE?

Stranger: i'll gues yes

You: So I herd u liekz mudkipz.

Stranger: nah

Stranger: fire type all the way

Stranger: screw the meme

You: I like Jolteon the best.

Stranger: hmm i think that's my fav eevee evolve

You: Your sister there?

Stranger: don't hav one

You: You haz GF?

Stranger: nope

You: Geez. Mind if I troll you?

Stranger: not really

You: Can't touch me!

Stranger: hammer time

You: You like Touhou?

Stranger: who

You: Touhou is a game.

You: Oh yeah?

T. Sankara · December 24, 2009

You: IN AMERICA.

Stranger: 18 f usa

You: IN GERMANY NAO

You: 46

You: M

You: NAZI

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Jolta · December 24, 2009

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello

Stranger: hii :)

You: Nice day, isn't it?

Stranger: umm i guess its kinda 2 am here lol

You: Back here it 3:39 PM!

Stranger: wow

You: Yeah, what's your gender?

Stranger: im a female lol

Stranger: you?

You: I'm a male.

Stranger: hah cool

Stranger: how old are you?

You: Kinda young, 12.

Stranger: wow..yeah that is

You: Have you heard of this game called "Touhou"?

Stranger: hmm no i dont think i have..what is it?

You: Nevermind. Do you play Yu-Gi-Oh?

Stranger: haha my brother used to when it first came out

You: Yeah, I'm on a site where you can make Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

You: But I don't even play the game.

Stranger: ffwhat you can do that??!? since when

You: I think the site was created in December 2006. It is now very popular.

Stranger: wow thats actually kinda cool

You: Want me to send you the link?

Stranger: naw i prolly wont go on it

Stranger: buut its cool to know about it lol

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

or save this log or send us feedback.

Man, I wanted to...

Stranger: hi

You: Hi, are you a girl?

That was all.

Aximil · December 24, 2009

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: EVERYONES ALLERGIC TO

You: omg, i jsut ran into you

You: i said fish

Stranger: HAHA NO WAY

You: yep

Stranger: I disconnected sorry ahah

You: oh well...but that's still crazy we ran into each other

Stranger: You were the last person haha

Stranger: But you're an ass face so I'm gonna do it again

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Cyber Altair · December 24, 2009

You: I'm feeling horny

You: you?

Stranger: oh mee too

You: Do you wanna lick my body?

Stranger: yeah

You: *take off blouse and bra*

You: Bring it on baby

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

or,

Stranger: Youre mother is a hobo.

You: Least she doesn't live on cocks like yours

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Holy sheet I'm currently in a serious conversation.

Jolta · December 24, 2009

You: I'm feeling horny
You: you?
Stranger: oh mee too
You: Do you wanna lick my body?
Stranger: yeah
You: *take off blouse and bra*
You: Bring it on baby
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're not even a friggin girl!

Owait, you are. You forgot to ask one question. Now the stranger thinks you're a... I don't wanna offend you so I won't say zeh word.

Talking about that, Its a good thing I never acted gay on OmeGle. All I talk about is Touhou and Yu-Gi-Oh. How bullsh*tty.

Aximil · December 24, 2009

[spoiler=Contains bad words and an inappropriate image.]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Would you like to take a sexual survey?

Stranger: Omlet di Fromage

You: I do not want a cheese omlet.

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You: No I didn't.

Stranger: Omlet di Fromage

You: No. I dont' like them.

Stranger: Omlet di Fromage

You: No. You are not Dexter.

Stranger: Omlet di Fromage?

You: You are obviously gay. :D

Stranger: Omlet di Fromage :(

You: French peoples are either gay or lesbians.

Stranger: All i want for christmas, is youuu

Stranger: Omlet di Fromage

You: Go get a chicken, a cow, and a dragon. There. You have a cheese omlet.

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You: YCM

Stranger: lolwat?

You: Either you stole that from someone else, or you belong to the YCM.

Stranger: YCM?

You: Well then, I guess you stole that since a member of the YCM started that.

You: Known as The Tin Trooper.

Stranger: YCM?

You: Made by YCMaker.

Stranger: whats YCM?

You: Then you admit to stealing that image.