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I grabbed a little boys wrist and pulled him a few feet away from my cards since he kept trying to touch them at a tournament. His dad got pissy and cussed me out, flipped over the playing table saying "Are you going to make me get away from your cards, jabroni!?", punched me in the stomach, and got hauled away by the guards there to prison for 2 years for assaulting a minor. I laughed at the kid and said "Haha, you're dadless for 2 years. Learn to keep your hands to yourself."

 

He cried. It felt great.

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I grabbed a little boys wrist and pulled him a few feet away from my cards since he kept trying to touch them at a tournament. His dad got pissy and cussed me out' date=' flipped over the playing table saying "Are you going to make me get away from your cards, b****!?", punched me in the stomach, and got hauled away by the guards there to prison for 2 years for assaulting a minor. I laughed at the kid and said "Haha, you're dadless for 2 years. Learn to keep your hands to yourself."

 

He cried. It felt great.

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Really? Hard to beleive but I can see that happening. The little b**** got what he deserved. So did his dad. If I was touching someone's stuff and they knocked me down, my parents would be like "Stop touching their stuff you idiot!"

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I grabbed a little boys wrist and pulled him a few feet away from my cards since he kept trying to touch them at a tournament. His dad got pissy and cussed me out' date=' flipped over the playing table saying "Are you going to make me get away from your cards, b****!?", punched me in the stomach, and got hauled away by the guards there to prison for 2 years for assaulting a minor. I laughed at the kid and said "Haha, you're dadless for 2 years. Learn to keep your hands to yourself."

 

He cried. It felt great.

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Really? Hard to beleive but I can see that happening. The little b**** got what he deserved. So did his dad. If I was touching someone's stuff and they knocked me down, my parents would be like "Stop touching their stuff you idiot!"

 

lol, yeah, SaTuRnPaLaDiN agreed. Best tournament ever.

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I grabbed a little boys wrist and pulled him a few feet away from my cards since he kept trying to touch them at a tournament. His dad got pissy and cussed me out' date=' flipped over the playing table saying "Are you going to make me get away from your cards, b****!?", punched me in the stomach, and got hauled away by the guards there to prison for 2 years for assaulting a minor. I laughed at the kid and said "Haha, you're dadless for 2 years. Learn to keep your hands to yourself."

 

He cried. It felt great.

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Really? Hard to beleive but I can see that happening. The little b**** got what he deserved. So did his dad. If I was touching someone's stuff and they knocked me down, my parents would be like "Stop touching their stuff you idiot!"

 

lol, yeah, SaTuRnPaLaDiN agreed. Best tournament ever.

 

Yeah, wish I could've been there to see the chaos ensue.

 

Little Kid - I usually tell them to go do something else. If they refuse, then I move them away and bring them to their parents - and let them deal with the grubby little munchkin.

 

Anyone Else - I keep tabs on my stuff at all times...

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I was tempted to throw my coke bottle at her head but I was afraid I would end up breaking something. That' date=' and her parents were right freaking there.

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You took my "throwing pepsi cans at twin seed's face" joke! DX

 

I hate kids. All of em. Whether they are sweet and innocent, or funking bratty as all hell.

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I think its worth noting that the behavior of a child is directly dependent the influence of the parent and/or guardian.

 

lolpoliticalcorectness

 

What's also true is that some kids don't have parents and the influence comes from other random sources. It also works the same way with kids who do have parents but spend all day at a daycare center/school/after-school program.

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I grabbed a little boys wrist and pulled him a few feet away from my cards since he kept trying to touch them at a tournament. His dad got pissy and cussed me out' date=' flipped over the playing table saying "Are you going to make me get away from your cards, b****!?", punched me in the stomach, and got hauled away by the guards there to prison for 2 years for assaulting a minor. I laughed at the kid and said "Haha, you're dadless for 2 years. Learn to keep your hands to yourself."

 

He cried. It felt great.

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O RLY?

 

On Topic: There was this kid at Chuck E. Cheese that stole tickets from people he was like 6 so when I was there to play Skee Ball I got like a high score *Suprisngly* and he tried to steal my tickets I "Accidentaly" punched his stomach while trying to get my tickets......

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I think its worth noting that the behavior of a child is directly dependent the influence of the parent and/or guardian.

 

lolpoliticalcorectness

 

What's also true is that some kids don't have parents and the influence comes from other random sources. It also works the same way with kids who do have parents but spend all day at a daycare center/school/after-school program.

 

I grabbed a little boys wrist and pulled him a few feet away from my cards since he kept trying to touch them at a tournament. His dad got pissy and cussed me out' date=' flipped over the playing table saying "Are you going to make me get away from your cards, b****!?", punched me in the stomach, and got hauled away by the guards there to prison for 2 years for assaulting a minor. I laughed at the kid and said "Haha, you're dadless for 2 years. Learn to keep your hands to yourself."

 

He cried. It felt great.

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O RLY?

 

On Topic: There was this kid at Chuck E. Cheese that stole tickets from people he was like 6 so when I was there to play Skee Ball I got like a high score *Suprisngly* and he tried to steal my tickets I "Accidentaly" punched his stomach while trying to get my tickets......

 

YA RLY

 

On-topic: lol, that's why I hate little kids.

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......What the f*** kind of party were you at if there are little girls at them?

 

One that doesn't allow booze. Or a pedo-party.

Doesn't sound like a party to me. Every party needs hoes' date=' drinks, loud music, lap dancers, and hookers smoking outside.

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Even a Christmas Party? D:

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I grabbed a little boys wrist and pulled him a few feet away from my cards since he kept trying to touch them at a tournament. His dad got pissy and cussed me out' date=' flipped over the playing table saying "Are you going to make me get away from your cards, b****!?", punched me in the stomach, and got hauled away by the guards there to prison for 2 years for assaulting a minor. I laughed at the kid and said "Haha, you're dadless for 2 years. Learn to keep your hands to yourself."

 

He cried. It felt great.

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Really? Hard to beleive but I can see that happening. The little b**** got what he deserved. So did his dad. If I was touching someone's stuff and they knocked me down, my parents would be like "Stop touching their stuff you idiot!"

I hope you realise you're refering to someone male as a b!tch. Other then that... pimpin ass party dawg.

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......What the f*** kind of party were you at if there are little girls at them?

 

One that doesn't allow booze. Or a pedo-party.

Doesn't sound like a party to me. Every party needs hoes' date=' drinks, loud music, lap dancers, and hookers smoking outside.

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Even a Christmas Party? D:

Especially a Christmas party.

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