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AlucardTheOld

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Here you may post and comment about any Dungeons & Dragons jokes you may have.

 

1) Your mom is so easy, I rolled a natural 1 and still hit it.

2) How many halflings does it take screw in a light bulb? Would you really trust a hafling with anything?

3) A hafling walks into a pub and the owner shouts "Get Ou..". The hafling stole his voice.

4) A human warrior walks home from a pub carrying a duck under one arm. When he enters his home his wife asks "What's this?" The warrior replies "This is the dragon i've been shaggin." The angry wife shouts "That is not a Dragon that is a duck" The warrior looks at her and says "I was talking to the duck."

5) Your mom is so ugly not even a halfling would steal her.

6) Your mom is so fat not even an orc would date her.

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