AlucardTheOld Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 Here you may post and comment about any Dungeons & Dragons jokes you may have. 1) Your mom is so easy, I rolled a natural 1 and still hit it.2) How many halflings does it take screw in a light bulb? Would you really trust a hafling with anything?3) A hafling walks into a pub and the owner shouts "Get Ou..". The hafling stole his voice.4) A human warrior walks home from a pub carrying a duck under one arm. When he enters his home his wife asks "What's this?" The warrior replies "This is the dragon i've been shaggin." The angry wife shouts "That is not a Dragon that is a duck" The warrior looks at her and says "I was talking to the duck."5) Your mom is so ugly not even a halfling would steal her.6) Your mom is so fat not even an orc would date her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Requiem Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 Theses are really stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 Your grammar is so bad, an orc would laugh at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 Hey man. I went to Gamers workshop at the mall and this dude was all "What evil things am i gonna do today" and i like almost wet myself it was so funny. Its not that bad, I post on a yugioh forum.xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 You fail so much you play D&D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 ^ Hey, D&D's awesome.Gary Gygax passed away a few years ago. He finally rolled a 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 ^ Hey' date=' D&D's awesome.Gary Gygax passed away a few years ago. He finally rolled a 1.[/quote'] I should have added sarcasm tags. My Step-Dad played D&D for years as a student. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff! Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 My uncle used to play D+D and gave me a bunch of stuff recently, mostly 1st+2nd edition, like Fiend Folio. Also... http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 I do not understand any of these. Dungeons and Dragons is for losers, not YCM members. owait...same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Omega Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 D & D is awesome. YCM sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted December 23, 2009 Report Share Posted December 23, 2009 Ah dungeons and Dragons......crap, I rolled a 4 on my "Snappy Joke" check Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlucardTheOld Posted December 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 D & D is awesome. YCM sucks. Indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 I found it sad that I actually got these jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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