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Marisa Kirisame-ze

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Oh wow, these make me laugh.

 

My favorite at the moment is:

Last year at Christmas me and my dad were packaging the last of our Christmas presents, when we ran out of bags. All we had left were Happy Birthday bags. My dad being as cheap as he is decided we were just going to use the Happy Birthday bags, but he took a sharpie and wrote "Baby Jesus" on all of them so they read "Happy Birthday Baby Jesus". I've never laughed so hard or been so impressed in my life. MLIA

 

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MLIA is just pretty weird things that happen to these normal lives.

 

FML is when crappy things happen to lives.

 

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When i was 13, i babysat this kid who was obsessed with the Lion King. He had told me one day that if he had a boy he was going to name him mufassa and if he had a girl he was going to name her mufacita. I laughed and said that he might change his mind when he got older. He told me that he pinky swore he wouldn't. I am now 27 and a preschool teacher. I have a set of twins in my class. What are their names you ask? Mufassa and Mufacita. And the dad? The little boy i had once babysat over 12 years ago. He kept his pinky swear. MLIA

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Today, I was in the back seat when the 80's version of "You Spin Me Right Round" came on the radio. I immediately started car dancing. I happened to glance out the window and the kid in the back seat waved to me, and mouthed out the question "What station?" I motioned the number and saw him lean and change the radio station. We immediately proceeded to have a backseat dance party and our parents never noticed. Easily made my day. MLIA

 

Today, I was sitting in English class and raised my hand to ask a question. My teacher gave me a high five and then answered someone else's question. I'm not sure whether to feel awesome or insulted. MLIA

 

FTW!

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The first one is a win. I wish I can have a dance party in the back seat of my car with a stranger xD

 

Today, My brother turned to me and said "You know what I just realized, Harry Potter is about family, friends, truth, courage, justice, etc. and Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend." MLIA

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Oh wow' date=' these make me laugh.

 

My favorite at the moment is:

Last year at Christmas me and my dad were packaging the last of our Christmas presents, when we ran out of bags. All we had left were Happy Birthday bags. My dad being as cheap as he is decided we were just going to use the Happy Birthday bags, but he took a sharpie and wrote "Baby Jesus" on all of them so they read "Happy Birthday Baby Jesus". I've never laughed so hard or been so impressed in my life. MLIA

 

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Dimitri Martin is going to sue you.

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I don't know who that is' date=' but okay =D

The maker of MLIA, yes? or No?

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Comedy Central.

He is famous.

 

He made that joke.

 

"I got my Christmas shopping done early this year. *crowd cheers* Yeah, I know. So I was almost done wrapping them when I noticed the paper I was using said 'Happy Birthday'.

I didn't want to waste it, so I just wrote 'Jesus' after each one."

 

...DX

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