Kizzi Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 [align=left]Well' date=' this isn't one of mine per say, but just the other day I bought a laptop with my money, my friend who has to share his Laptop with his Mom came over to mine for a sleepover, he thought it would be "funny" to type into Google search "Porn". Later on into the evening, whilest I'm playing on my PSP I see him across the room kneeling down with his phone steadied recording the porn, now my brand new Laptop is f*cked up and I am literally going to make him pay for it to get fixed.[/b'] Discuss embarrassing moments for you or for others EDIT: He refused to pay it so I showed the porn to his Mom and now he has to pay it, I know it was out but w/e dude.[/align] Your antivirus must be awesome. Also, note that his apparent glee was decidedly not because he thought it was funny. PS. Congratulations on reinforcing that your post should be left-aligned. Juuuust to be sure. I don't understand, how hard is it to delete search history If your parents know what they're doing, you have to go way further than just the search history. I don't understand how his laptop is ruined You've never encountered the little unwanted presents that porn tends to drop you? And no, I'm not talking about girls and cups here. Hold on, so he gets a new laptop, his friends watches porn on it. He gets a virus. What next? He goes BATSHIT INSANE and formats his C: drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 Then the FBI shows up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnSlaUghT Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 [align=left]Well' date=' this isn't one of mine per say, but just the other day I bought a laptop with my money, my friend who has to share his Laptop with his Mom came over to mine for a sleepover, he thought it would be "funny" to type into Google search "Porn". Later on into the evening, whilest I'm playing on my PSP I see him across the room kneeling down with his phone steadied recording the porn, now my brand new Laptop is f*cked up and I am literally going to make him pay for it to get fixed.[/b'] Discuss embarrassing moments for you or for others EDIT: He refused to pay it so I showed the porn to his Mom and now he has to pay it, I know it was out but w/e dude.[/align] Your antivirus must be awesome. Also, note that his apparent glee was decidedly not because he thought it was funny. PS. Congratulations on reinforcing that your post should be left-aligned. Juuuust to be sure. I don't understand, how hard is it to delete search history If your parents know what they're doing, you have to go way further than just the search history. I don't understand how his laptop is ruined You've never encountered the little unwanted presents that porn tends to drop you? And no, I'm not talking about girls and cups here. Hold on, so he gets a new laptop, his friends watches porn on it. He gets a virus. What next? He goes BATSHIT INSANE and formats his C: drive. You would think he would post why his laptop was ruined. If it was because of a virus, his normal anti-spyware should rid it If it was because of the history storing, he could just delete it If his parents caught him, he really should've put that in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakupenguin Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 then the FBI say we need to take your laptop and takes it. weeks later you got it back and the most recent sites were at porn.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 This one is kinda gross (and kind of long)' date=' but it still makes me laugh when I look back on it. This was several years ago, roughly around 8th grade (I'm a senior now), but it remains one of my most embarrassing moments. I went on vacation with a good friend of mine and his family. They were taking a trip up to Cape Cod, Massachusetts and I was invited. The drive up there was roughly a two-day trip because we stopped in Connecticut to visit a close friend of theirs and we ended up staying overnight. Anyway, while we were in Connecticut we decided to take a trip to a local mall so my friend's mother and sister could do some clothes shopping and the such. Naturally, we ate while we were there. I was quite hungry this day, so I ate about four or five slices of pepperoni pizza. At the time, this was an awesome idea because I had never felt so satisfied with a meal before. Little did I know, this day was an interesting experience waiting to happen. About a half hour later, my stomach began to rumble, but I chose to just ignore it. I was sure we would be leaving soon anyway. Still at the mall, another half hour passed and this pizza wanted out. I'm not a big fan of public bathrooms, so I told myself that I could just wait. There was no way they spend much longer at the mall; we had already been there for roughly three hours already. Apparently I had never been to the mall with two women before... Yet another half hour passed and I came to the conclusion that this was NOT going to wait. Of course, with my luck, the bathrooms were on the completely opposite side of the mall. I told my friend that I needed to make a trip to the bathroom and I ran off. That's not an expression. I literally ran. Full speed. I get to the other side of the mall and find the restrooms. At this point, I have to go SO bad. In such a rush to get into the bathroom, I ran right into the women's bathroom. I had to go so bad that I didn't even notice the lack of urinals. I burst into the stall, sit down and begin going about my business. This wasn't your normal poop either. This was loud, violent and downright grotesque. I didn't care. I was so caught up in my business that I didn't even hear three girls walk in. So, I finish my business, pull my pants up and exit the stall to go wash my hands. Standing there at the sink, much to my demise and embarrassment, were three extremely attractive girls, staring at me like I had six heads. Apparently they walked in midway through my full-on toilet massacre. The only thing I could do was go, "Uh.... Hi...." and continue with washing my hands. Needless to say, I didn't get any of their phone numbers. :\[/quote'] I couldn't help but LOL. Don't worry. I LOL every time I think back on it. This is WIN OF THE DAY!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kōsuke Ueki Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 This was the most embarassing' date=' hell, it was the only embarassing thing in my life. It almost ruined it too. This is a bit long so sit back and enjoy. It was in the 7th grade, roughly two years ago, and I was in my English class. We were using laptops to search specific words in online dictionaries, I think. Me, on the other hand, was doing something else. It was hidden from others so I wouldn't get caught. I never thought I would never get caught, but boy was I wrong. Instead of doing the assignment, I secretly went on Google Images to look at images of porn. That's right, PORN! Of course, you would have to blame my urges. My english teacher then looked at me like I was hiding something. She then revealed what I was looking at, and only a few people saw it, barely. I was sent down to my social worker to solve my issues with doing such a thing. My friends even tried to help, but the rumors already began to spread. I was tortured, made fun of, laughed at, and even called "Porno Man" because of that one thing. It took the rest of the school year for it to stop. I thought it was over with, but, damnit, I was wrong again. The next year, during March, I used my new english teacher's computer. I forgot why, though. And when I got off for a few minutes, some black kid named Eddie got on without logging me off. When he got off, my teacher asked why I had "Porn.com" in web address list. Everyone laughed. I knew Eddie did, because he was the last one to be on the computer and everyone assumed it was me. Eddie tried to be innocent, but it didn't work on me. I wanted to beat the s**t out of him, but I didn't. My life was ruined once again. I did promise myself that I wouldn't do such a thing anymore. But I'm glad that now I'm in high school, the rumors never continued. I never knew something like this would happen again, but it did.[/quote'] How old were your friends? 5? Because only 5 year olds would make fun of a person for waching porn Besides if you did this in my school, you were instantly popular with the students and single male teachers, not so much with the female teachers and married men teachers I WAS 13!!! And who said I made fun of anyone? Not me! Don't think s**t unless you no what you're saying! 5 years old? What kid has hormones and urges at the age of 5? Whoa sorry, i meant your friends were 5 years old. Flipping keyboard was lagging They were all the same grade as me. It was a lifetime emotional scar for me. And sorry about your keyboard. Why not get a new one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmodius Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 Before my performance, I was yelling like mad at some idiot with my shirt off. Next minute the the certans open, I don't notice, i keep yelling. I cried later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex DeLarge Posted December 27, 2009 Report Share Posted December 27, 2009 when i was in primary i peed myself in a crowded room, and the janitor put up a wet floor sign Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnSlaUghT Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 This was the most embarassing' date=' hell, it was the only embarassing thing in my life. It almost ruined it too. This is a bit long so sit back and enjoy. It was in the 7th grade, roughly two years ago, and I was in my English class. We were using laptops to search specific words in online dictionaries, I think. Me, on the other hand, was doing something else. It was hidden from others so I wouldn't get caught. I never thought I would never get caught, but boy was I wrong. Instead of doing the assignment, I secretly went on Google Images to look at images of porn. That's right, PORN! Of course, you would have to blame my urges. My english teacher then looked at me like I was hiding something. She then revealed what I was looking at, and only a few people saw it, barely. I was sent down to my social worker to solve my issues with doing such a thing. My friends even tried to help, but the rumors already began to spread. I was tortured, made fun of, laughed at, and even called "Porno Man" because of that one thing. It took the rest of the school year for it to stop. I thought it was over with, but, damnit, I was wrong again. The next year, during March, I used my new english teacher's computer. I forgot why, though. And when I got off for a few minutes, some black kid named Eddie got on without logging me off. When he got off, my teacher asked why I had "Porn.com" in web address list. Everyone laughed. I knew Eddie did, because he was the last one to be on the computer and everyone assumed it was me. Eddie tried to be innocent, but it didn't work on me. I wanted to beat the s**t out of him, but I didn't. My life was ruined once again. I did promise myself that I wouldn't do such a thing anymore. But I'm glad that now I'm in high school, the rumors never continued. I never knew something like this would happen again, but it did.[/quote'] How old were your friends? 5? Because only 5 year olds would make fun of a person for waching porn Besides if you did this in my school, you were instantly popular with the students and single male teachers, not so much with the female teachers and married men teachers I WAS 13!!! And who said I made fun of anyone? Not me! Don't think s**t unless you no what you're saying! 5 years old? What kid has hormones and urges at the age of 5? Whoa sorry, i meant your friends were 5 years old. Flipping keyboard was lagging They were all the same grade as me. It was a lifetime emotional scar for me. And sorry about your keyboard. Why not get a new one? I was using my cousin's keyboard. Besides, I doubt they make fun of you now. They should've gotten older now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brittle Ice Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 Stop quoting ridiculously long posts.Also, when i was in primary i peed myself in a crowded room' date=' and the janitor put up a wet floor sign[/quote'] LoL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kōsuke Ueki Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 @OnSlaUghT: Some of them are still mentioning it, but barely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnSlaUghT Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 @OnSlaUghT: Some of them are still mentioning it' date=' but barely.[/quote'] Our Pyramid has been Discontinued. But I doubt they fun of you, because they more than likely watch it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinzo Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 I tried jumping the grand Canyon Evil Kanievel style.......i didnt make it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niño Posted December 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 D: i saw dat, der waz blood an shizz. Yesterday I went to my friends house for a sleepover, we stayed up all night chatting about people we, seriously, liked, then this morning I found out he had been talking to my current partner about all these people that I liked, he also managed to mention the fact that I did not mention my partner once, this was the guy I was on about in the very first post, suggestions on ways to mentally torture him?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Call him everyday at the same tmie and say the same thing then hang up. I'd think of more but I'm too tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Lightning Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 I remember Dark once said to post people's numbers on /b/ to get back at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galesonic Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 I have a lot of embarrassing moments (some I find funny today, some really stupid) I was at school during the last week of school during my Sophmore year. I was walking in the hallway on the third floor. what i didn't know was that on the hall I was going to, there was a hole in the floor (the reinforcement collapsed maybe. I don't really know how it fell). The seniors were throwing water balloons as their senior prank (as always). I was one of the main targets this year and I ran to the bathroom, but I ended up falling into the hole and fell right into the classroom on the second floor. The freshmen in the class were laughing as I fell from the hole and disrupted the class. I got the bad end of that for the rest of the year. A lot of people forgot this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallieBigs Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 [align=left]Well' date=' this isn't one of mine per say, but just the other day I bought a laptop with my money, my friend who has to share his Laptop with his Mom came over to mine for a sleepover, he thought it would be "funny" to type into Google search "Porn". Later on into the evening, whilest I'm playing on my PSP I see him across the room kneeling down with his phone steadied recording the porn, now my brand new Laptop is f*cked up and I am literally going to make him pay for it to get fixed.[/b']Discuss embarrassing moments for you or for others EDIT: He refused to pay it so I showed the porn to his Mom and now he has to pay it, I know it was out but w/e dude.[/align]How did it screw up your Laptop? Anyway me and my friend were playing a video game alright? Well I steadied my scope on the enemies head, I shot. Guess what? My friend got in the way by running into the bullet killing him, then the bullet continues and headshots the guy I tried to kill. I laughed so hard I had a fart coming, I let it rip. BOOM! Crapped my pants laughing. True story... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnSlaUghT Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 [align=left]Well' date=' this isn't one of mine per say, but just the other day I bought a laptop with my money, my friend who has to share his Laptop with his Mom came over to mine for a sleepover, he thought it would be "funny" to type into Google search "Porn". Later on into the evening, whilest I'm playing on my PSP I see him across the room kneeling down with his phone steadied recording the porn, now my brand new Laptop is f*cked up and I am literally going to make him pay for it to get fixed.[/b']Discuss embarrassing moments for you or for others EDIT: He refused to pay it so I showed the porn to his Mom and now he has to pay it, I know it was out but w/e dude.[/align]How did it screw up your Laptop? For the last 3 pages Ive been trying to find that out. He certainly left out key points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muluck Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 You bought a new laptop right?A simple reboot and installation would have solved the problem, no money needed.That and you could have used some kind of Anti-Virus protection, or at least had some kind of inner thought that should have said something like this: "Watching porn with a friend.. Don't Do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorc: The Dark One Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 [align=left]Well' date=' this isn't one of mine per say, but just the other day I bought a laptop with my money, my friend who has to share his Laptop with his Mom came over to mine for a sleepover, he thought it would be "funny" to type into Google search "Porn". Later on into the evening, whilest I'm playing on my PSP I see him across the room kneeling down with his phone steadied recording the porn, now my brand new Laptop is f*cked up and I am literally going to make him pay for it to get fixed.[/b']Discuss embarrassing moments for you or for others EDIT: He refused to pay it so I showed the porn to his Mom and now he has to pay it, I know it was out but w/e dude.[/align]How did it screw up your Laptop? For the last 3 pages Ive been trying to find that out. He certainly left out key points. Me haz been wondering that 2.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niño Posted December 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 [align=left]Well' date=' this isn't one of mine per say, but just the other day I bought a laptop with my money, my friend who has to share his Laptop with his Mom came over to mine for a sleepover, he thought it would be "funny" to type into Google search "Porn". Later on into the evening, whilest I'm playing on my PSP I see him across the room kneeling down with his phone steadied recording the porn, now my brand new Laptop is f*cked up and I am literally going to make him pay for it to get fixed.[/b']Discuss embarrassing moments for you or for others EDIT: He refused to pay it so I showed the porn to his Mom and now he has to pay it, I know it was out but w/e dude.[/align]How did it screw up your Laptop? For the last 3 pages Ive been trying to find that out. He certainly left out key points. Me haz been wondering that 2....Viruses from dodgey porn sites FTW!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnSlaUghT Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 [align=left]Well' date=' this isn't one of mine per say, but just the other day I bought a laptop with my money, my friend who has to share his Laptop with his Mom came over to mine for a sleepover, he thought it would be "funny" to type into Google search "Porn". Later on into the evening, whilest I'm playing on my PSP I see him across the room kneeling down with his phone steadied recording the porn, now my brand new Laptop is f*cked up and I am literally going to make him pay for it to get fixed.[/b']Discuss embarrassing moments for you or for others EDIT: He refused to pay it so I showed the porn to his Mom and now he has to pay it, I know it was out but w/e dude.[/align]How did it screw up your Laptop? For the last 3 pages Ive been trying to find that out. He certainly left out key points. Me haz been wondering that 2....Viruses from dodgey porn sites FTW!! So why the bloody hell did he not put that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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