Yami-Atemu Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Alright, here's some overly powered, overly stupid cards only the gods themselve are worthy to claim power over. [spoiler=Dieties][spoiler=[u]Lore:[/u]]This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This cannot be Special Summoned except by have exactly 3 LIGHT monsters and 1 monster with "Jesus of Nazarath" in its name in the Graveyard and no cards is removed from play. This card cannot be negated or destroyed when summoned. When this card is Special Summoned, all other monster cards are sent into face-down defense position and all Spell and Trap Cards are flipped face-down. If any are continuous Trap Cards or Quick-Play Spell Cards, they may not be activated this turn. The ATK of this card is equal to the combined ATK of all monsters in your Graveyard and 3 monsters in your opponent's Graveyard ATK. At the end of the turn this card is summoned, this card is removed from play and cannot be sent back to the hand, field, deck or graveyard for the rest of the duel. [spoiler=[u]Lore:[/u]]This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This card cannot be Special Summoned except by tributing, 3 monsters on the field. The summon of this card cannot be negated and no Spell or Trap cards are activated this turn. As long as this card is not on the field, in your hand or deck, at the end of each turn, both player sends to the Graveyard the top 2 cards of their deck. You may only activate 1 of the following effects:* Destroy all cards on the field, in your opponents hands and two cards in your hand (if applicable). Draw 5 cards afterwards.* After 3 turns this card is summoned, both players must send to the Graveyard the top 25 cards of their deck. The two turns after its summoned it is not destroyed by Spells, Traps or Monster Effects. [spoiler=[u]Lore:[/u]]This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. You can Tribute 3 monsters to Special Summon this card (you cannot Set this card). The Special Summon of this card cannot be negated. When this card is Special Summoned, Spells, Traps, and Effect Monster effects cannot be activated. This card cannot be targeted by the effects of Spells, Traps or Effect Monsters the turn this monster is summoned. You can remove from play this card from your Graveyard to remove one card on the field. This card cannot be placed in the deck, field, hand or Graveyard once removed from play for the rest of the duel. As for why it cuts off at the end of the card, I haven't the slightest clue. I'll have some more up soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yami-Atemu Posted January 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial tech Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Dude, Did you ever look at say the Winged Dragon of Ra? Its effect is extremely small. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Merciful Idiot Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Terrible........Terrible beyond possibility...... *Collapses from the terribleness and then an ambulance comes to bring me to the hospital* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial tech Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Make an ordinary card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackWindDragon Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 the epic fail radar went off the chart and broke upon the creation of this card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guy22 Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 look, not many people like god cards, they're so overated. just stick to normal cards from now on ok :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neo Fusion Posted January 6, 2010 Report Share Posted January 6, 2010 shud be an effect monster, atk shud be 0, not XXXX and its WAY OPed, but here's the effect with corrected OCG (I hope)"This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This card cannot be Special Summoned unless 3 LIGHT monsters and 1 monster with "Son of the Divine" in its name are in your Graveyard. No monsters can be removed from play. When this card is Summoned, all other Monster Cards are switched to face-down Defense Position and all Spell and Trap Cards are flipped face-down and cannot be activated this turn. This card is unaffected by the effects of Spell, Trap and Monster Cards for this turn. This card gains ATK equal to the ATK of all monsters in your Graveyard and 3 monsters in your opponent's Graveyard." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yami-Atemu Posted January 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Well two things to everyone that posted. 1: this is meant to be overpowered to the max. That's the point. There should only be little balance in these card effects (thus the EXTREMELY hard way of summoning this card). And if you think you've seen bad, this is only the tip of the iceberg. 2: this is actually suppose to be a religious thus why its in pop culture and not in realistic. I mean for this to be the God of Christianity, but something happened in my brain where it didn't. It will be changed momentarily. Thank you FusionXD for the only one who actually took the time to say more than "fail" which I know it is and is the point. Though the line where I say "no card must be removed from play" I meant as there or no cards removed from play, or if there are, then that card can't be summoned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Two Words JOKE CARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skye. Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 if its the god of christianity, then it should be as high as the creator of light. creator of light can destroy this.yes, a god card like this is supposed to be OPed.i completely respect that. but if it is, then it practically doesnt even exist. if it was real, it wouldnt be. we do need things like mc pee pants (yeah, someone created that) occasionally. thank god this is not in the realistic cards section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Oleon~ Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Terrible........Terrible beyond possibility...... *Collapses from the terribleness and then an ambulance comes to bring me to the hospital* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skye. Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 the only thing keeping me away from saying fail is because its the god of christianity and he is supposed to be that powerful. looking at that, is still a bit pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yami-Atemu Posted January 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 yeah well, these are all divine cards. Their omnipotent and its a challenge, though to be a bit fair (and undermine the term "god") I'll bring it down a notch, just so it can be a "bit" realistic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yami-Atemu Posted January 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 updated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackeyz Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 oh so wanderfull card^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yami-Atemu Posted January 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 hopefully that isn't sarcasm, so thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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