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The best weapon I have nearby currently is a glass bottle. If I manage to stand my ground and had some more time, I'd probably customize either my desk fan or a strimmer.

 

Of course, if there are headcrabs then that's all irrelevant. I have a crowbar.

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The best weapon I have nearby currently is a glass bottle. If I manage to stand my ground and had some more time' date=' I'd probably customize either my desk fan or a strimmer.

 

Of course, if there are headcrabs then that's all irrelevant. I have a crowbar.

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Lawl Half-Life

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But if those neiborohood kidz are already all infected ' date=' and they and the other people in the neitboor are slowly walking to ur house , smelling ur fresh blood.....

 

 

I would take something sharp and sit on a corner (to protect my back) and stab on everything that gets close to me.

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You stab him in the chest! It has little effect. The zombie bites the arm you used to stab him.

 

On-Topic: I would take my golf clubs or my dad's rifle and kill everything. >=O

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But if those neiborohood kidz are already all infected ' date=' and they and the other people in the neitboor are slowly walking to ur house , smelling ur fresh blood.....

 

 

I would take something sharp and sit on a corner (to protect my back) and stab on everything that gets close to me.

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You stab him in the chest! It has little effect. The zombie bites the arm you used to stab him.

 

On-Topic: I would take my golf clubs or my dad's rifle and kill everything. >=O

 

And if the bullets ran up and there are too many to kill with golf club? :O

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i would

 

1. summon all earthbound immortals and blow up them all up or,

 

2. i would get my ipod, attach it to a giant speaker (100 ft tall) put on headphones while ducking behind it and blast the music all the way up to the max volume.

 

3. put on the dramatic chipmunk on the computer and scare the everliving s*** out of them.

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I would run them over with a car

 

ANd when not fuel?

 

Fill it up at the petrol station then run them over

 

And if the station is full of zombeys and your fuel ran out before you reached the station and you need to walk to there.? xD

 

That is where a neighbour comes in hand

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The best weapon I have nearby currently is a glass bottle. If I manage to stand my ground and had some more time' date=' I'd probably customize either my desk fan or a strimmer.

 

Of course, if there are headcrabs then that's all irrelevant. I have a crowbar.

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Lawl Half-Life

 

+1 for getting the reference :P

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  • 2 weeks later...

Well, let's see...

 

After grabbing an acceptable thing to beat zombies with, I run to my car, then drive to my ship. Ship has lots and lots of guns.

[spoiler=Ship]USS_Fitzgerald_DDG62.jpg

 

Ship pulls away from dock, then we take pot-shots at all the zombies on shore. (Yes, I'm in the Navy. We reserve the right to blow up zombies with cruise missiles, etc.)

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Depends....i'd probably summon the Eternal Dragon with the 7 magic Dragon Balls while riding my Super Manly Unicorn of Epicness and ask him if the virus could be cured...but then he'd say no because we need to extend the show's plot for atleast 9001 seasons. But then i'd get mad and kill the dragon with my Uzi and become the ultimate zombie slayer.

 

This, but with the Black Star Dragon Balls.

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