Lemniscate Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 ...And my teacher is explaining how she had missed the last day of school due to severe menstrual cramping.Yeah... because we all definitely wanted to know that.It was fairly funny, but on the other hand, hearing your teacher talking about the ineffectiveness of Midol, and about how it feels like someone has grabbed your uterus and is crushing it like a grape is a little awkward. Anyway, discuss awkward/humorous classroom moments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HORUS Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 That's cool and all, but my government class discusses rape that results in vaginal tearing. Best class ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 A girl In my class screamed "Zach you are jackass!!!" the teacher looked up and ignored it. Later I dropped my books and I say crap and my teacher yells at me I just think WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HORUS Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 One time, a friend and I were making monkey noises and some girl turned around and yelled, "WHY ARE YOU GAY?!" Greatest moment of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorc: The Dark One Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 My friend walked into his class after using the bathroom with his d!k hanging out of his pants.He forgot to do up his fly. ;DHe told me about it afterwards.I lol'd so hard.Luckily, no-one was in the classroom at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hikaru-chan Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Our casual "Paper Fights." It's a tradition in our grade's generation. Since all our classes are seperated by one aisle, each desks on each side of the aisle counts as a team. The open aisle is like our border. We crumble up paper... And we throw it at the other team, across from us. We even take score! You got to count how many times you got hit, and we add them up as points. Whichever team loses has to buy one student store item for one pkayer on the other team. We take this game seriously too, so no one backs out. Its always histaricle cause we throw paper at each other, but the teacher never notices! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Awkward moments never happened to me D: Video Related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Chalk Fights, serious sheet. Oh and asking the new biology teacher about AID's and sex during biology when we don't even go to class, yes we sat in class most of the time when we don't study it XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Dahlia Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 A girl sat on my teacher's lap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmegaWave Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 My friend Rachel told me that her class was watching "Freedom Writers" one day and there was a part where one of the girls said "I hate White People!" then Rachel just shouted "I DO TOO!" and the teacher said "Who said that?" and my other friend Desiree said "Haha.....Rachel..." and everyone started laughing because Rachel is awsome and says random crap to be funny....Ironic thing is, The 3 of us are all White XD Well, I guess it's more funny than awkward....depends on how you look at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smear Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Some girl in my class yelled out "What the f*ck!"And the teacher's like, "Language." Ohh, and we had a sub, and one guy in our class was throwing paper, The teacher told him to stand up and she asked, "What's your name?"And he's like, "Pete."And the teachers like, "Pete who?"And he's like, "Pete Zahut."xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 That's cool and all' date=' but my government class discusses rape that results in vaginal tearing. Best class ever.[/quote'] Same here.Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 @Smeargle: It took me a few seonds to get that one. Then I lol'ed. Hard. Anyways... We were quitely (that word doesn't exist in my class) reading out books, and suddenly the teacher shouted "PAPER FIGHT" It took us a few seconds to realize what had just been said. Best. Class. Ever. Yeah, I know it's boring, but my school is boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 I don't see that not happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niño Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 My friend and I were making sex sounds during English class to p*ss of the teacher (incidently my head teacher), as it turns out she thought we were horny and could pose as intimidating to other girls, we got sent to the School Nurse to sort out our "Teenage symptoms". It was a good ride at first, then it got out of hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Girls making other girls horny.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANDORUM™ Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Once i was in R.S, we where talking about Jewish people, the teacher asks a question and this is what happened... Me:Oh! i think i know the answear Mrs.PicouKyle Reeves:MeMeMeMeMeMeMeMe:Shut up lanky!Kyle:Hey! don't call me lanky you f*uking christianTeacher:Kyle! did you just say the F word?Kyle:christian?Me:No! shes talking about f*ck, you can't say f*ck in school you f*cking lanky sh*t!Teacher:Kieran!Ben Harley:Dude you just said f*ck again!Teacher:Ben!Kurt Jones:Fook!Teacher:Kurt!Kyle:Whats the matter it dousn't hurt anybody, f*ck, f*ckidy, f*ck f*ck f*ck!Teacher:How would like to go see the head mistress?Kyle:how would you like to suck my dick? It was just like South park with a few differences, everyone was laughing, even the teacher, but we still got in trouble -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Once i was in R.S' date=' we where talking about Jewish people, the teacher asks a question and this is what happened... Me:Oh! i think i know the answear Mrs.PicouKyle Reeves:MeMeMeMeMeMeMeMe:Shut up lanky!Kyle:Hey! don't call me lanky you f*uking christianTeacher:Kyle! did you just say the F word?Kyle:christian?Me:No! shes talking about f*ck, you can't say f*ck in school you f*cking lanky sh*t!Teacher:Kieran!Ben Harley:Dude you just said f*ck again!Teacher:Ben!Kurt Jones:Fook!Teacher:Kurt!Kyle:Whats the matter it dousn't hurt anybody, f*ck, f*ckidy, f*ck f*ck f*ck!Teacher:How would like to go see the head mistress?Kyle:how would you like to suck my dick? It was just like South park with a few differences, everyone was laughing, even the teacher, but we still got in trouble -_-[/quote'] What is this...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Lightning Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Teacher: So does everyone get itClass: *nod*Jarred: *hop* Um..I have a quiessstiiooonn *hop up to the board*Teacher: What?Jarred: *hop* This *points to the math problemMe: *whisper to friend* I bet he can't go one word without hopping...Friend: K. I have a dollar *pulls out dollar*Jarred: *hop* How did you do this? *hop* Guess who went home with a dollar that day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Teacher: So does everyone get itClass: *nod*Jarred: *hop* Um..I have a quiessstiiooonn *hop up to the board*Teacher: What?Jarred: *hop* This *points to the math problemMe: *whisper to friend* I bet he can't go one word without hopping...Friend: K. I have a dollar *pulls out dollar*Jarred: *hop* How did you do this? *hop* Guess who went home with a dollar that day ESC class? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Lightning Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Teacher: So does everyone get itClass: *nod*Jarred: *hop* Um..I have a quiessstiiooonn *hop up to the board*Teacher: What?Jarred: *hop* This *points to the math problemMe: *whisper to friend* I bet he can't go one word without hopping...Friend: K. I have a dollar *pulls out dollar*Jarred: *hop* How did you do this? *hop* Guess who went home with a dollar that day ESC class?Advanced Math class XDhard to believe, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Teacher: So does everyone get itClass: *nod*Jarred: *hop* Um..I have a quiessstiiooonn *hop up to the board*Teacher: What?Jarred: *hop* This *points to the math problemMe: *whisper to friend* I bet he can't go one word without hopping...Friend: K. I have a dollar *pulls out dollar*Jarred: *hop* How did you do this? *hop* Guess who went home with a dollar that day ESC class?Advanced Math class XDhard to believe' date=' right?[/quote'] Not at all .<_<. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANDORUM™ Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Teacher: So does everyone get itClass: *nod*Jarred: *hop* Um..I have a quiessstiiooonn *hop up to the board*Teacher: What?Jarred: *hop* This *points to the math problemMe: *whisper to friend* I bet he can't go one word without hopping...Friend: K. I have a dollar *pulls out dollar*Jarred: *hop* How did you do this? *hop* Guess who went home with a dollar that day ESC class?Advanced Math class XDhard to believe' date=' right?[/quote'] Not at all .<_<. So someone hops when they talk, does that make them stupid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Teacher: So does everyone get itClass: *nod*Jarred: *hop* Um..I have a quiessstiiooonn *hop up to the board*Teacher: What?Jarred: *hop* This *points to the math problemMe: *whisper to friend* I bet he can't go one word without hopping...Friend: K. I have a dollar *pulls out dollar*Jarred: *hop* How did you do this? *hop* Guess who went home with a dollar that day ESC class?Advanced Math class XDhard to believe' date=' right?[/quote'] Not at all .<_<. So someone hops when they talk, does that make them stupid? Same with gay people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Lightning Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Teacher: So does everyone get itClass: *nod*Jarred: *hop* Um..I have a quiessstiiooonn *hop up to the board*Teacher: What?Jarred: *hop* This *points to the math problemMe: *whisper to friend* I bet he can't go one word without hopping...Friend: K. I have a dollar *pulls out dollar*Jarred: *hop* How did you do this? *hop* Guess who went home with a dollar that day ESC class?Advanced Math class XDhard to believe' date=' right?[/quote'] Not at all .<_<. So someone hops when they talk, does that make them stupid?He has a problem with keeping still is all XDHe's actually really smart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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