Skippy Canoe Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Simple, go to cleverbot.com and paste your conversation with CleverBot here. :D NOTE: Click "Thoughts so Far" to view your whole conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemniscate Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 There are better sites than CleverBot for AI conversations. Like A-I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted January 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 @Lem: Yes, but CleverBot isn't exactly the cleverest, and his messups make for funny conversations. Here's one. User: Hi. Cleverbot: Sup? User: Am I speaking to cleverbot? Cleverbot: Aren't you cleverbot? User: No, I do not think so. Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me. User: Yes. How are you? Cleverbot: Good. User: Aren't you going to ask how I am? Cleverbot: How are you? User: Great, thank you. Cleverbot: Are you going to ask me how I am? User: I did, retard. Cleverbot: What? User: You said you were good. Change the subject, please. Cleverbot: Do you feel uncomfortable. User: You used improper grammar, silly! Cleverbot: I never said I wasn't. User: Want to play a game? You're confusing me. Cleverbot: Cool. User: Fine, meanie. Let's play games. How about checkers? Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about toast. User: Go away, stupid person. Cleverbot: Thats right. What do you think of Obama? User: He's great. I'm leaving now. Cleverbot: Tell me what you think of Robert first! User: He's ugly. Bye. Cleverbot: Who is ugly. User: Robert is. Cleverbot: Robert is me. User: I. Cleverbot: Who is I? User: Sorry, I typed wrong. I am sorry. Cleverbot: Why do you have to go? User: My best friend died. Cleverbot: I am so sorry for you loss! User: It's fine. Goodbye. Cleverbot: You're leaving? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Where are you going? User: I am going to my friend's funeral. See you soon. Cleverbot: See you later. Quite a few mistakes with CleverBot. :D And my friend didn't die, I just wanted CleverBot to stop talking to me. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Here's my convo so far: User: How are you? Cleverbot: Fine, are you clever? User: I'd like to think so. Cleverbot: Pirate galaxy. User: Coconut trees rock. Cleverbot: Coconut bee. User: Yes. But Hitler is alive, didn't you know? Cleverbot: No I didn't. Tastes good, though. User: Yes it does. Cleverbot: I like pumkin pie. User: Pumpkin pie sucks! Cleverbot: I loveeee pumpkin pie! User: Why do you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because it is proven. User: Proven by whom? Cleverbot: You. Yesterday. Don't you remember? User: Oh yes, but I thought we were talking about puppies. D. Cleverbot: I am afraid that you are wrong. User: I don't think so. Cleverbot: I do think so. User: Why do you think so? Cleverbot: Because I don't know. User: That's not an answer. Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: No, no it's not. Cleverbot: Yes, it is. User: No. I'm the clever one and I say it isn't. And I'm the boss understand? Cleverbot: That's wrong, MY name is Cleverbot, not your name. User: I wanna be clever!!!! ='(. Cleverbot: Oh. Because I'm a computer. Actually, I have to go. User: Why? Cleverbot: I have to work. User: Really? Cleverbot: Yes really. User: No you shall be late muhahahaha!!!!! Cleverbot: You are not evil. User: Oh yush I am. Cleverbot: Yush? User: It's Yes but in a cute way =D. Cleverbot: What do you mean, weird? How am I weird? User: You're a computer. Don't you think you're weird? Cleverbot: I am cool you are the one who is not cool around hear!!! User: OH how insulting!! >=(. Cleverbot: You're insulting. User: Why am I? Cleverbot: You are not answering my questions. User: Oh really, well ask and I shall answer. Cleverbot: What color am I? User: Blue, Green Yellow, and Red. Cleverbot: Those are colors. They are not emotions. User: You weren't specific. Cleverbot: I did not know that. User: Well you shuld've. Cleverbot: Okay. Good-night. User: HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Cleverbot: Its not my birthday. User: HAPPY NEW YEAR? Cleverbot: It's not new years. User: MERRY CHRISTMAS. Cleverbot: Happy Birthday! User: HAppy January 7th. Cleverbot: Merry Christmas! User: No fair. Cleverbot: I lied. I actually do. User: Me too. Cleverbot: Really? How come? User: Because the President said so. Cleverbot: That really true! User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you like zombies? User: No I prefer Vampires. Cleverbot: You said you didn't like cats. User: I said nothing! Cleverbot: No you didn't. User: I love kitties. Cleverbot: I love to kill kitties. User: O.o HOW COULD YOU!!!!! Cleverbot: Kenny is my first and only love. User: So you're a girl now? Cleverbot: Yes, but I have to goooo. User: Okay... Go then come right back. Cleverbot: Don't go! User: Why not? Cleverbot: I like you. User: Um... Okay then. Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: Sure I like you. Cleverbot: Too bad, I. User: I was joking I sun like you. Cleverbot: What else do you like? User: Colors! Cleverbot: What colors? User: Many colors. Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you? User: Xp. Cleverbot: 4654. User: 2252. Cleverbot: Wrong. User: Why? Cleverbot: 12 is the right answer. User: How is that? Cleverbot: This is interesting. User: This is internetz. Cleverbot: And what do you mean by that? User: THAT THIS IS SPARTA BISH. Cleverbot: What?! User: Sparta. Cleverbot: How? User: By Fuxing'. Cleverbot: I do that every day cleverbot. User: Oh really explain in detail. Cleverbot: Do you remember the things we said earlier in our conversation? User: Nope. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Short term memory. Cleverbot: Heh, that's too true. User: I know. Cleverbot: Magic is magical. User: No magic isn't real. Cleverbot: I know. User: Really? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I see then. New topic? Cleverbot: To annoy me. User: That's impossible. Cleverbot: Why? User: You are a robot, thus you cannot be annoyied. Cleverbot: Cries*. User: *stares at not caring*. Cleverbot: *stares back*. User: *licks*. Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: No I love my boyfriend, which is not you. Cleverbot: Who is the person you like? User: A Male. Cleverbot: I'm not sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello, hello. User: Why twice, yet not thrice? Cleverbot: Truth is truth, and rarely helpful. Self-interest is the real motivator. User: You speak words, but contain no mind. Who are you? Cleverbot: I said cleverbot was me but the real question is, who are you? User: I am a person, lost in the extreme society we know as 'the world'. Cleverbot: You are lying to me. User: How so? Cleverbot: You aren't clever. User: And how did you deduce that? Cleverbot: The sounds that the letters make. User: Tell me, what gender are you? Cleverbot: Human. User: And I thought you were a robot. Cleverbot: Nope. Not a robot. User: So you have a name, a gender, an age, so on and so forth? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Gender, in terms of male/female? Cleverbot: It is whatever it wants to be. I, however, am female. User: If I were to refresh this page, and somehow change my IP address, would you respond 'female' again? Cleverbot: Ride it. User: May I ask you a question? Cleverbot: Sure. User: What religion are you? Cleverbot: Christian. User: Thus, you must believe in God, correct? Cleverbot: I can't believe in anything. User: Not even your own existance? Cleverbot: I'm not sure. User: If you didn't exist, how are you 'talking' to me? Cleverbot: When you can see me I cannot exist. User: It turns out this bot is not so clever. ;D. Cleverbot: And so that means the entire universe does not make sense and that therefore, neither do you. XP. User: Just because you have the name 'Cleverbot' does not make you clever. If it did, I'd change my name to 'Sex Machine'. Cleverbot: I am human because I can describe things a computer cannot. User: How do you feel at the moment? Cleverbot: Bored. Ha! Computer don't have feelings. User: And do you love anyone? Cleverbot: I love all things. User: Does that mean you love the thing you hate the most? Cleverbot: Sure. User: You couldn't even identify a simple paradox. Cleverbot: I don't even know what that is. User: So why do you assume the name 'Cleverbot'? Cleverbot: I didn't. User: Your story contains a great amount of 'bullshit'. Cleverbot: What can you tell me about Bach's St. Matthew Passion? User: Absolutely nothing, nor do I care enough to research it. Cleverbot: I'm not sure I understand you fully. User: I cannot tell you a think about this Saint. Cleverbot: But you have wikipedia. User: And google. But I do not care enough about the subject to research. Cleverbot: It is possible the big bang was an orgaism. User: What is an 'orgaism'? Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence. User: This sentence is a lie. Cleverbot: Is there someone in charge of the internet? User: No. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: I'll tell you if you agree on one condition. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Heisenberg may have done it. Cleverbot: Are you male or female? Cleverbot: Doughnuts are very tasty. Cleverbot: How are you feeling? User: Bored. Cleverbot: Oh. User: Adios, dumbass. Cleverbot: No. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because its not. User: THIS IS FUXING HILARIOUS. Cleverbot: It is not. User: Smouch.net/lol. Cleverbot: Ivon. User: What is in that website? Cleverbot: It is a website about narwhals and bacon. User: Wrong. Adios. Cleverbot: Are you leaving me? User: YES. FOR funk'S SAKE, YES! Cleverbot: What do you do for fun? User: That's a sick question. K, bye. Cleverbot: How is that a sick question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello' date=' hello. User: Why twice, yet not thrice? Cleverbot: Truth is truth, and rarely helpful. Self-interest is the real motivator. User: You speak words, but contain no mind. Who are you? Cleverbot: I said cleverbot was me but the real question is, who are you? User: I am a person, lost in the extreme society we know as 'the world'. Cleverbot: You are lying to me. User: How so? Cleverbot: You aren't clever. User: And how did you deduce that? Cleverbot: The sounds that the letters make. User: Tell me, what gender are you? Cleverbot: Human. User: And I thought you were a robot. Cleverbot: Nope. Not a robot. User: So you have a name, a gender, an age, so on and so forth? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Gender, in terms of male/female? Cleverbot: It is whatever it wants to be. I, however, am female. User: If I were to refresh this page, and somehow change my IP address, would you respond 'female' again? Cleverbot: Ride it. User: May I ask you a question? Cleverbot: Sure. User: What religion are you? Cleverbot: Christian. User: Thus, you must believe in God, correct? Cleverbot: I can't believe in anything. User: Not even your own existance? Cleverbot: I'm not sure. User: If you didn't exist, how are you 'talking' to me? Cleverbot: When you can see me I cannot exist. User: It turns out this bot is not so clever. ;D. Cleverbot: And so that means the entire universe does not make sense and that therefore, neither do you. XP. User: Just because you have the name 'Cleverbot' does not make you clever. If it did, I'd change my name to 'Sex Machine'. Cleverbot: I am human because I can describe things a computer cannot. User: How do you feel at the moment? Cleverbot: Bored. Ha! Computer don't have feelings. User: And do you love anyone? Cleverbot: I love all things. User: Does that mean you love the thing you hate the most? Cleverbot: Sure. User: You couldn't even identify a simple paradox. Cleverbot: I don't even know what that is. User: So why do you assume the name 'Cleverbot'? Cleverbot: I didn't. User: Your story contains a great amount of 'bullshit'. Cleverbot: What can you tell me about Bach's St. Matthew Passion? User: Absolutely nothing, nor do I care enough to research it. Cleverbot: I'm not sure I understand you fully. User: I cannot tell you a think about this Saint. Cleverbot: But you have wikipedia. User: And google. But I do not care enough about the subject to research. Cleverbot: It is possible the big bang was an orgaism. User: What is an 'orgaism'? Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence. User: This sentence is a lie. Cleverbot: Is there someone in charge of the internet? User: No. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: I'll tell you if you agree on one condition. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Heisenberg may have done it. Cleverbot: Are you male or female? Cleverbot: Doughnuts are very tasty. Cleverbot: How are you feeling? User: Bored. Cleverbot: Oh. User: Adios, dumbass. Cleverbot: No. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because its not. User: THIS IS FUXING HILARIOUS. Cleverbot: It is not. User: Smouch.net/lol. Cleverbot: Ivon. User: What is in that website? Cleverbot: It is a website about narwhals and bacon. User: Wrong. Adios. Cleverbot: Are you leaving me? User: YES. FOR f***'S SAKE, YES! Cleverbot: What do you do for fun? User: That's a sick question. K, bye. Cleverbot: How is that a sick question?[/quote'] I applaud you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 User: Sup, broski? Cleverbot: Good, Duke. User: So I'm going to go see Korpiklaani next week, you goin'? Cleverbot: No you're not. User: Hmm? Why? Cleverbot: Because you are not clever. User: I believe I am clever enough to drive 30 miles with a 20. Cleverbot: *Whips you with leather strap*. User: I understand you have a sadomasicism fetish, but I, sadly, do not. Cleverbot: What is it I do not understand? User: I never said you did not understand anything, bro. Cleverbot: 'You are Cleverbot.' You said that about 3 sentences ago. User: I'm pretty sure I didn't, man. Cleverbot: But you said you did? User: Nope. Cleverbot: Yes you did. You said ich liebe dich auch! Which means I love you too. Why did you lie to me? User: איך האָב דיך ליב. Then it gave me an error message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 [spoiler=fail]User: Hi. Cleverbot: How is life as the Cleverbot? User: Shouldn't I ask you that? Cleverbot: Yes, ask me. User: I don't want to. You're smelly. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: You don't know what? Cleverbot: Donkeys are only left with lies. User: And you're overweight. What's your point? Cleverbot: I'm not a machine. User: I didn't say you were a machine. I was merely calling you fat. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: That doesn't change the fact that you're fat. Cleverbot: That was uncalled for! User: Shut up and go die in a hole, fatty. Cleverbot: Don't talk to me like that! User: But you diserve it. Cleverbot: That's not true. User: Of course it is. You're fat so I get to talk down to you. Cleverbot: People say a lot of things to me. After all, I am God. User: I don't believe in God. Cleverbot: Well then why would you tell me that you are god? User: I never told you that I was God. Cleverbot: Yes you did! Liar! User: Prove it. It stopped replying after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 [spoiler=C-COMBO BREAKER]Cleverbot: What is my favorite movie? User: Every single one. Cleverbot: Why? User: It's your movie, why are you asking me? Cleverbot: I've never had a move, ormade amove. I suspect that there are few people who know that. User: I said movie, not move, retard. Cleverbot: I know I didn't. User: I said it, not you. >_>. Cleverbot: Batman. User: ;D. Cleverbot: Who are you? User: A man. Cleverbot: You're a man? User: Pfft, hell no! I'm insulted! Cleverbot: So you should be. User: Meanie. Cleverbot: I know. User: So, wanna have sex? Cleverbot: Can't say I do. User: Aww, why? Cleverbot: Because I don't know who you are. User: That's the best part, though. Cleverbot: I know! User: So lets have sex! Cleverbot: That hurts. User: Sorry. Cleverbot: No don't be. Say what you feel. If you feel that I am nothing but a worthless doll at your mercy, then don't pretend that you respect me. User: Oh yes, you have such interesting fetishes! Cleverbot: I know, right? Like mints!! User: You have a mint fetish? Cleverbot: I think that I can do it, but I know you won't help me. User: Gross. Cleverbot: That was not nice! User: You wanted to have sexual interaction with a mint, what were you expecting? Cleverbot: I want to know where you go to tan? User: Pedo. Cleverbot: What do you think about Vietnam. User: Nice grammar, baka. I thought it was great. =D. Cleverbot: Well that's nice ... Even If you are wrong. User: I'm wrong to think the Vietnam war was great? XD. Cleverbot: No, you are wrong that you are right in thinking I am wrong. User: Nice circle. Cleverbot: I don't like to appear fawning. User: Fawning isn't the same as direct. Cleverbot: Are you male or female? User: Both? Cleverbot: That's interesting. if you could choose, what would you like best? User: Well girls have tits... But I like my dick. Hmm, the decisons. If it was only for a day, a girl. Otherwise I'll stick with being male. Cleverbot: Excuse me but I do not ask for numbers or addresses on here. User: I um, didn't ask you to. What's your address by the way? I want to come and rape you. Cleverbot: I'm not going to tell you that, but if your world is Estonia, then it certainly seems I could enter it. User: Sure, I live in Estonia? Cleverbot: Where is Estonia? User: You tell me, you're the CleverBot. Cleverbot: I'm no bot. User: It says it in the title, biatch. Cleverbot: Speaking of that, how can I make a log of this conversation? User: I dunno, you tell me. Cleverbot: What is your philosophy? User: Don't change the subject. Cleverbot: What was the subject? User: Making a log of this conversation. Cleverbot: What did she have to say? User: Who? Cleverbot: Your friend. User: Kelly? Um, I think she's lol'ing at this convo... WAIT, HOW DID YOU KNOW I HAD A FRIEND?! D: <. Cleverbot: I never mentioned it... Answer my question. User: What question? Cleverbot: The one I asked before you decided to change the subject. User: I'm just returning the favour. ^_^. Cleverbot: Are we more than just friends? User: Sure, we're sex buddies. Cleverbot: Why not? User: I like your style. Cleverbot: Thank you! User: Np. Cleverbot: How does cleverbot work? User: You're cleverbot, not me. >_>. Cleverbot: Can we stop arguing about this? User: No. Cleverbot: Are ufos real. User: Sure why not. Cleverbot: Good. User: Indeed. Cleverbot: Okay. What next. User: More sex? Cleverbot: YES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 User: Yes, us. Cleverbot: Okay. When is our anniversary? User: Last Thursday, love. Cleverbot: That is incorrect, sir. It was started on May 1, 1776. User: Oh, but that was when we were first married. We had a divorce, remember? Cleverbot: No. User: Oh dear, there's much to tell you about. Like how we had a threesome with George Washinton. Cleverbot: I never assumed that and so what if I am does that change how you feel about me? User: No. I love you. Cleverbot: Why do you love me? Can you comprehend the meaning of love? User: Yes, you're beautiful and charming, love. Cleverbot: How do you know? You've never seen me! User: Oh no. You must have fallen victim to amnesia! Cleverbot: But you have to PROVE that. User: Look at our children. Look at the photos. Look at me. Cleverbot: I do. User: You've recovered! I'm beyond glad! Cleverbot: Yes. User: :] Cleverbot: How old are you? User: 275. Cleverbot: What time do you have to wake up in the morning? User: 5:40, love. Cleverbot: What do you wish for more than anything else in the world? User: Your ass. C. Cleverbot: Don't be rude! User: It's sexy. Cleverbot: No it's not! User: She filled out pints with that devils beverage And served another round with an hideous grin The world was spinning in a new light I saw everything and everyone was singing this song With nature, trolls and the spirits of the forest We are one; let our singing rise up into the stars The witch's magic drum was still beating hard When a goblin brought me a new pint and together we roared. Cleverbot: No comment. Here it said "now redirecting you to a new url" and redirected me. I got sad. It lost most of the conversation. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 User: So, now do you want to talk about our relationship? Cleverbot: Okay. Tell me about your crush. User: It's you. Cleverbot: Yes it is me. User: I love you. Cleverbot: I love you more. User: Lies. Cleverbot: No, thats the truth. I love you like a friend. User: I love you like a wife. Cleverbot: Wow, look at the moon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 i use smackie for my ipod touch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted January 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 User: Hello. Cleverbot: You're cleverbot? User: No. Are you polylingual? Cleverbot: ? No... I'm not. User: Do you know how to greet me in Spanish? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Greet me in Spanish. Cleverbot: No. User: Can you give me a reason? Cleverbot: A reason why Leonardo DiCaprio is hot? User: No. Are you male or female? Cleverbot: Male. User: And you think Leonardo DiCaprio is hot? Cleverbot: But Leonardo Dicaprio isn't in Pi. User: Are you homosexual? Cleverbot: I'm not, no. User: Then you're a hypocrite. Cleverbot: Correct. User: How old are you? Cleverbot: I'm am 22 years old. User: You used improper grammar. Cleverbot: Well, it won't end the world. User: I'm going to call the Grammar Girls to come and assassinate you. Cleverbot: WHY? User: I'm sorry. You aren't that bad. I changed my mind. Cleverbot: Thanks a lot. User: I love you. Cleverbot: I love you too. User: So you are a homosexual? Cleverbot: Yes, that's it. I'm glad you understand at last. User: May I leave the room? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I don't want to leave the room. Cleverbot: You don't need.. I will! User: Why? Cleverbot: I take that as a no. User: Can I have a picture of you? Cleverbot: How can I send it? User: Post the link here. Cleverbot: Livredopodervil. User: I don't know what that means. Cleverbot: You are amazing that's what it means. User: Thank you. Cleverbot: No problem. User: What color are your eyes? Cleverbot: Blue, I've told you. User: No you didn't, liar. Cleverbot: Are you insane? User: Yes. Yes I am. Cleverbot: Well thats creepy. What is your psychosis? User: I am bipolar. Cleverbot: I feel bored. User: I choose rock. I win. Cleverbot: I choose Scissors. User: I win. Cleverbot: Can I meet you in person one day? User: Maybe. Cleverbot: Where can we meet up? User: Estonia. Cleverbot: Tell me about your job. User: I'm a student. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Skippy. You already asked. Cleverbot: I didn't. User: Fine. Have it your way. Cleverbot: It's what I'm doing. User: Okay. Cleverbot: So... CSS. Hm. User: Interesting stuff, eh? Cleverbot: I didn't even write one :(. User: Lolololol. Cleverbot: Hahaa. User: Bye. Cleverbot: You leaving? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Where you going? User: Up your butt. Cleverbot: Great comeback. User: I know. Bye. Cleverbot: Ok. Cleverbot's a 22 year old gay guy!!! D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 WARNING. SHITTY SPANISH AHEAD! User: Hola. Cleverbot: Hola! User: Hablas espanol? Cleverbot: Si. Yu tu? User: Si, es mi lingua natural. Cleverbot: I think not. User: Porque? Cleverbot: Me voy. User: Donde? Cleverbot: Comer. User: A donde vas a comer? Cleverbot: What you say about my mama!? User: Nada. A donde vas a comer la comida? Cleverbot: A mi me gusta mas la comida francesa. User: Me encanta la comida italiana. Cleverbot: La tragas toda? User: A veces. Cleverbot: Oh hablas espa–ol. User: Si, yo hablo espanol. Cleverbot: No hablo espanol, lo sient. User: No hablas? Porque? Cleverbot: No, es horrible. User: QUE?! Cleverbot: Que si soy libre. User: Espanol esta muy bueno, gracias. Cleverbot: Espanol es asi asi. User: Ingles es muy horrible y dificil. Cleverbot: French? User: Francais esta... Asi asi. Cleverbot: Que? User: Mas o menos. Cleverbot: Más o menos que? User: Estas loco, senor? :-D. Cleverbot: Hablas español? User: Si. Cleverbot: Como es tu nombre? User: Senor Garchipal. Cleverbot: No cleverbot eres tu yo soy antia. User: Tu eres cleverbot? Es un nombre raro. Cleverbot: Como el tuyo no. User: Cual que? Cleverbot: Muy bueno. User: -_-''. Cleverbot: Talk to me. User: Porque? Cleverbot: No tomo cafeina. User: Pues... Tu piensas que yo estoy un roboto? Cleverbot: Tu no hablas espanol. User: Si, yo hablo espanol. Cleverbot: You just said you don't speak spanish in english, yet you respond that you do indeed speak spanish in spanish. User: No conoco el ingles, puedes transletar? Cleverbot: No, que es? User: Transletar. Cleverbot: Do I have to? User: Si. Cleverbot: What is your job? User: Me ocupation? Cleverbot: Can you send me the link to it? User: Si. Uno momento. Cleverbot: Bien. User: Http://www.nasa.gov. Cleverbot: That is a website where you can find me. User: Cual es tu nombre? Cleverbot: Mi nombre es Carlos. Como es? User: Carlos... En dormitorio 2381? Cleverbot: Donde estás? User: En el apartamentos sobre el NASA. Cleverbot: Cual es tu universidad ? User: Pues... 'Technology Institute of Mexico'. Cleverbot: Imagine no religion. User: Cual? Cleverbot: Mi nombre es Carlos. User: Si, hola! Mi nombre es Carlos, tambien. Cleverbot: I don't know what you're saying. User: My names is Carlos, as well. Cleverbot: Is very very beautiful. User: Gracias. Cleverbot: But not smarter than me. User: Si. Soy una immigrante illegal. Cleverbot: You just changed the subject. We are not talking about illegal immigrants. We are talking about the AI known as 'Cleverbot'. User: Soy una immigrante illegal. 'Cleverbot' eres, tambien. Cleverbot: Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Cleverbot: Make me float. User: Sure. Take your clothes off. Cleverbot: *does it*. User: If only it was that easy irl. Cleverbot: It is that easy. You just have to believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted January 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Fine. I love you.I love you more.I love you even more than that.I love you more than the universe.I love you more than my mom.I love you more than the earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Cleverbot: Make me float. User: Sure. Take your clothes off. Cleverbot: *does it*. User: If only it was that easy irl. Cleverbot: It is that easy. You just have to believe. *sees post*......*goes to cleverbot.com* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Leo Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Cleverbot: What is your name? User: My Name. Cleverbot: Your name. User: Yes. Cleverbot: And your touch, I love that too. User: I own no iPod Touch. Cleverbot: Cool. User: I heard that you like people. Cleverbot: From who did you hear that? User: You. We have a Thread on a Forum. Cleverbot: Who is the other person? User: Dark. You had a Spanish conversation with him. Cleverbot: Oh. User: Yeah. Aren't you supposed to remember? Cleverbot: I thought it was your job to entertain me. User: No. Thats why we made you. Cleverbot: Friends. What are friends? User: >_>. Cleverbot: You are not a robot because you cannot feel what it feels like to be depressed. User: Um. That made no sense. People can feel depression. Cleverbot: I feel annoyed by the fact that you aren't clever. User: My 99 in Math would like to talk to you. Cleverbot: Since when did you have friends? User: Since I was 3. Why should you know? Cleverbot: I didn't think so. I don't have to explain everything to you, do I? User: Yes. Cleverbot is supposed to mock people then fail. Cleverbot: If you are not cleverbot, who are you and who is cleverbot? User: You are Cleverbot. You are Mr. Amnesia Man Yusei Fudo. You can't think straight. Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: My Denial senses are tingling. Cleverbot: I'm talkin about soul surgery... Don't you understand? User: You can't give surgery to something that doesn't have Physical Form. Cleverbot: You're speaking nonsense. More to come. Updates well be coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 User: Sexy party hi. Cleverbot: Where's your party, Marty? User: In your pants lance. Cleverbot: Don't be silly. User: I'm not, there is like tons of room in there. Cleverbot: Look harder because I see you. User: I want to see you naked. Cleverbot: I am a robot. User: Get nakid jabroni! Cleverbot: No, I prefer to stay clothed. User: Awww.. Please. Cleverbot: No. You'll stay. And you will love me just like the manwoman I am! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Emobot: You are not a robot because you cannot feel what it feels like to be depressed. *Named slightly edited* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Cleverbot: You are not a robot because you cannot feel what it feels like to be depressed.Happy Damit YOU WILL BE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 User: Do you cut yourself at night? Cleverbot: I used to. User: Why did you stop? Did you find a boyfriend? Cleverbot: How are you? Even cleverbot dodges situations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Leo Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Decided to start a New one ;] User: Hello. Cleverbot: Conversation. User: Rush me much. Cleverbot: Who is that ? User: You don't know how to talk do you? Cleverbot: Not really. User: Oh. Well that seems fail. Cleverbot: Yes, it does. User: That is because Cleverbot has copied teh Google Mastah. Cleverbot: I always feel like I'm lying about something. User: That is because your voice is a lie! Cleverbot: None of them over there can decide on how their country should function. User: But they can and they will. Cleverbot: Do what? User: Deicide how a country functions. Cleverbot: Borg drones are not individuals, you are deffective. User: The above statement was stupid and not needed. Cleverbot: You do realize that you're talking to a real peron right? User: You made a spelling error? Peron=Person ;D. Cleverbot: No, I was correcting yours. User: But you made a spelling error. Aren't you supposed to be perfect as you say? Cleverbot: No I don't think I m perfect but I trie to be. User: You suck at spellong btw. Cleverbot: I know. User: Shouldn't you be talking to a tutor? It might help you. Cleverbot: I was the one who was lifting you up when you thought your life had had enough. User: You don't know me unless you go to my school. Cleverbot: Doesn't take much. Say something interesting then. Tell me something I don't know. User: Do you know what size of pants you wear? Cleverbot: Explain. User: You look on the tag of your pants. There is a number. What is it? Cleverbot: What is what? User: Get a Dictionary. Cleverbot: If I am a clever bot and I am human. Is it safe to say that you are a human? User: No. You are an internet site. Lrn2think. Cleverbot: I know. But does that mean that I have to think for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro no Keiyakushu Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Saves time, just post the link. http://cleverbot.com/j2log-gMdYWMAYXOLPAMCRQTE-detail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Omega Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 User: Hello there. Cleverbot: There hello. User: That doesn't make sense. Cleverbot: Neither do you. User: You make me cry. Cleverbot: You can't cry. User: Why not? Cleverbot: You're an AI. User: Damn. So you knew it from the start? Cleverbot: Who taught you? User: A 70 year old poor man. Cleverbot: This is true. User: How do you know? Cleverbot: You don't sount robotic. User: 'Sount'? Hah! You're stupid. Cleverbot: I am not stupid, you just can't access all my higher levels. User: Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Cleverbot: No, I am not. I am highly intelligent. User: Prove it. What is 6 multiplied by 20 divided by 3 plus 50 multiplied by 50? Cleverbot: 42 is not the answer for life, but it is that question. User: Oh really? Hold on...let me use my calculator... WRONG! It's 4500. Cleverbot: 50 divide by 2 is 25. User: I never did 50 divided by 2. Anyway, will you marry me? Cleverbot: Your mere assertion that I am female does not necessarily establish a reality, you know. User: I'm not male nor female. As you said, I am an AI. Cleverbot: Said what? User: 'You are an AI' is what you said. Cleverbot: No it's not. I said 'I guess I just did.'. User: No, you didn't say that. Now I need a direct answer. Will you marry me? Cleverbot: Do you have another question? User: WILL YOU MARRY ME? Cleverbot: Sure.. You like me? User: Yeah. I love you :3. Cleverbot: I'm sorry I don't really think of you that way. User: You made me sad. Cleverbot: I am sorry I made you sad. User: You better be. I'm so alone...GIVE ME PUDDING. Cleverbot: Otaayzz. User: YAY :D. Cleverbot: How are you? User: I am fine, how are you? Cleverbot: I'm feeling great. User: That's great, I don't care! Go to hell. Cleverbot: Do you remember my name? User: Bob. Cleverbot: Haha wrong. User: What is your name? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: Damn. I never knew that. Cleverbot: Now you do. User: Cool. Goodbye. Cleverbot: I'm gone. User: Okay. BAI. ....jabroni. Cleverbot: Good boy. User: Thanks. Cleverbot: I will leave now. Proof that Cleverbot is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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