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@Lem: Yes, but CleverBot isn't exactly the cleverest, and his messups make for funny conversations. Here's one.

 

 

 

User: Hi.

 

Cleverbot: Sup?

 

User: Am I speaking to cleverbot?

 

Cleverbot: Aren't you cleverbot?

 

User: No, I do not think so.

 

Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me.

 

User: Yes. How are you?

 

Cleverbot: Good.

 

User: Aren't you going to ask how I am?

 

Cleverbot: How are you?

 

User: Great, thank you.

 

Cleverbot: Are you going to ask me how I am?

 

User: I did, retard.

 

Cleverbot: What?

 

User: You said you were good. Change the subject, please.

 

Cleverbot: Do you feel uncomfortable.

 

User: You used improper grammar, silly!

 

Cleverbot: I never said I wasn't.

 

User: Want to play a game? You're confusing me.

 

Cleverbot: Cool.

 

User: Fine, meanie. Let's play games. How about checkers?

 

Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about toast.

 

User: Go away, stupid person.

 

Cleverbot: Thats right. What do you think of Obama?

 

User: He's great. I'm leaving now.

 

Cleverbot: Tell me what you think of Robert first!

 

User: He's ugly. Bye.

 

Cleverbot: Who is ugly.

 

User: Robert is.

 

Cleverbot: Robert is me.

 

User: I.

 

Cleverbot: Who is I?

 

User: Sorry, I typed wrong. I am sorry.

 

Cleverbot: Why do you have to go?

 

User: My best friend died.

 

Cleverbot: I am so sorry for you loss!

 

User: It's fine. Goodbye.

 

Cleverbot: You're leaving?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

 

User: I am going to my friend's funeral. See you soon.

 

Cleverbot: See you later.

 

 

 

 

Quite a few mistakes with CleverBot. :D

 

And my friend didn't die, I just wanted CleverBot to stop talking to me. :3

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Here's my convo so far:

 

 

 

User: How are you?

 

Cleverbot: Fine, are you clever?

 

User: I'd like to think so.

 

Cleverbot: Pirate galaxy.

 

User: Coconut trees rock.

 

Cleverbot: Coconut bee.

 

User: Yes. But Hitler is alive, didn't you know?

 

Cleverbot: No I didn't. Tastes good, though.

 

User: Yes it does.

 

Cleverbot: I like pumkin pie.

 

User: Pumpkin pie sucks!

 

Cleverbot: I loveeee pumpkin pie!

 

User: Why do you?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Why?

 

Cleverbot: Because it is proven.

 

User: Proven by whom?

 

Cleverbot: You. Yesterday. Don't you remember?

 

User: Oh yes, but I thought we were talking about puppies. D.

 

Cleverbot: I am afraid that you are wrong.

 

User: I don't think so.

 

Cleverbot: I do think so.

 

User: Why do you think so?

 

Cleverbot: Because I don't know.

 

User: That's not an answer.

 

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

 

User: No, no it's not.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, it is.

 

User: No. I'm the clever one and I say it isn't. And I'm the boss understand?

 

Cleverbot: That's wrong, MY name is Cleverbot, not your name.

 

User: I wanna be clever!!!! ='(.

 

Cleverbot: Oh. Because I'm a computer. Actually, I have to go.

 

User: Why?

 

Cleverbot: I have to work.

 

User: Really?

 

Cleverbot: Yes really.

 

User: No you shall be late muhahahaha!!!!!

 

Cleverbot: You are not evil.

 

User: Oh yush I am.

 

Cleverbot: Yush?

 

User: It's Yes but in a cute way =D.

 

Cleverbot: What do you mean, weird? How am I weird?

 

User: You're a computer. Don't you think you're weird?

 

Cleverbot: I am cool you are the one who is not cool around hear!!!

 

User: OH how insulting!! >=(.

 

Cleverbot: You're insulting.

 

User: Why am I?

 

Cleverbot: You are not answering my questions.

 

User: Oh really, well ask and I shall answer.

 

Cleverbot: What color am I?

 

User: Blue, Green Yellow, and Red.

 

Cleverbot: Those are colors. They are not emotions.

 

User: You weren't specific.

 

Cleverbot: I did not know that.

 

User: Well you shuld've.

 

Cleverbot: Okay. Good-night.

 

User: HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

 

Cleverbot: Its not my birthday.

 

User: HAPPY NEW YEAR?

 

Cleverbot: It's not new years.

 

User: MERRY CHRISTMAS.

 

Cleverbot: Happy Birthday!

 

User: HAppy January 7th.

 

Cleverbot: Merry Christmas!

 

User: No fair.

 

Cleverbot: I lied. I actually do.

 

User: Me too.

 

Cleverbot: Really? How come?

 

User: Because the President said so.

 

Cleverbot: That really true!

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Do you like zombies?

 

User: No I prefer Vampires.

 

Cleverbot: You said you didn't like cats.

 

User: I said nothing!

 

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

 

User: I love kitties.

 

Cleverbot: I love to kill kitties.

 

User: O.o HOW COULD YOU!!!!!

 

Cleverbot: Kenny is my first and only love.

 

User: So you're a girl now?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, but I have to goooo.

 

User: Okay... Go then come right back.

 

Cleverbot: Don't go!

 

User: Why not?

 

Cleverbot: I like you.

 

User: Um... Okay then.

 

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

 

User: Sure I like you.

 

Cleverbot: Too bad, I.

 

User: I was joking I sun like you.

 

Cleverbot: What else do you like?

 

User: Colors!

 

Cleverbot: What colors?

 

User: Many colors.

 

Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?

 

User: Xp.

 

Cleverbot: 4654.

 

User: 2252.

 

Cleverbot: Wrong.

 

User: Why?

 

Cleverbot: 12 is the right answer.

 

User: How is that?

 

Cleverbot: This is interesting.

 

User: This is internetz.

 

Cleverbot: And what do you mean by that?

 

User: THAT THIS IS SPARTA BISH.

 

Cleverbot: What?!

 

User: Sparta.

 

Cleverbot: How?

 

User: By Fuxing'.

 

Cleverbot: I do that every day cleverbot.

 

User: Oh really explain in detail.

 

Cleverbot: Do you remember the things we said earlier in our conversation?

 

User: Nope.

 

Cleverbot: Why not?

 

User: Short term memory.

 

Cleverbot: Heh, that's too true.

 

User: I know.

 

Cleverbot: Magic is magical.

 

User: No magic isn't real.

 

Cleverbot: I know.

 

User: Really?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: I see then. New topic?

 

Cleverbot: To annoy me.

 

User: That's impossible.

 

Cleverbot: Why?

 

User: You are a robot, thus you cannot be annoyied.

 

Cleverbot: Cries*.

 

User: *stares at not caring*.

 

Cleverbot: *stares back*.

 

User: *licks*.

 

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

 

User: No I love my boyfriend, which is not you.

 

Cleverbot: Who is the person you like?

 

User: A Male.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

 

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User: Hello.

 

 

Cleverbot: Hello, hello.

 

 

User: Why twice, yet not thrice?

 

 

Cleverbot: Truth is truth, and rarely helpful. Self-interest is the real motivator.

 

 

User: You speak words, but contain no mind. Who are you?

 

 

Cleverbot: I said cleverbot was me but the real question is, who are you?

 

User: I am a person, lost in the extreme society we know as 'the world'.

 

Cleverbot: You are lying to me.

 

User: How so?

 

Cleverbot: You aren't clever.

 

User: And how did you deduce that?

 

Cleverbot: The sounds that the letters make.

 

User: Tell me, what gender are you?

 

Cleverbot: Human.

 

User: And I thought you were a robot.

 

Cleverbot: Nope. Not a robot.

 

User: So you have a name, a gender, an age, so on and so forth?

 

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

 

User: Gender, in terms of male/female?

 

Cleverbot: It is whatever it wants to be. I, however, am female.

 

User: If I were to refresh this page, and somehow change my IP address, would you respond 'female' again?

 

Cleverbot: Ride it.

 

User: May I ask you a question?

 

Cleverbot: Sure.

 

User: What religion are you?

 

Cleverbot: Christian.

 

User: Thus, you must believe in God, correct?

 

Cleverbot: I can't believe in anything.

 

User: Not even your own existance?

 

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

 

User: If you didn't exist, how are you 'talking' to me?

 

Cleverbot: When you can see me I cannot exist.

 

User: It turns out this bot is not so clever. ;D.

 

Cleverbot: And so that means the entire universe does not make sense and that therefore, neither do you. XP.

 

User: Just because you have the name 'Cleverbot' does not make you clever. If it did, I'd change my name to 'Sex Machine'.

 

Cleverbot: I am human because I can describe things a computer cannot.

 

User: How do you feel at the moment?

 

Cleverbot: Bored. Ha! Computer don't have feelings.

 

User: And do you love anyone?

 

Cleverbot: I love all things.

 

User: Does that mean you love the thing you hate the most?

 

Cleverbot: Sure.

 

User: You couldn't even identify a simple paradox.

 

Cleverbot: I don't even know what that is.

 

User: So why do you assume the name 'Cleverbot'?

 

Cleverbot: I didn't.

 

User: Your story contains a great amount of 'bullshit'.

 

Cleverbot: What can you tell me about Bach's St. Matthew Passion?

 

User: Absolutely nothing, nor do I care enough to research it.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not sure I understand you fully.

 

User: I cannot tell you a think about this Saint.

 

Cleverbot: But you have wikipedia.

 

User: And google. But I do not care enough about the subject to research.

 

Cleverbot: It is possible the big bang was an orgaism.

 

User: What is an 'orgaism'?

 

Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.

 

User: This sentence is a lie.

 

Cleverbot: Is there someone in charge of the internet?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: What is my name?

 

User: I'll tell you if you agree on one condition.

 

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: Heisenberg may have done it.

 

Cleverbot: Are you male or female?

 

Cleverbot: Doughnuts are very tasty.

 

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

 

User: Bored.

 

Cleverbot: Oh.

 

User: Adios, dumbass.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Why?

 

Cleverbot: Because its not.

 

User: THIS IS FUXING HILARIOUS.

 

Cleverbot: It is not.

 

User: Smouch.net/lol.

 

Cleverbot: Ivon.

 

User: What is in that website?

 

Cleverbot: It is a website about narwhals and bacon.

 

User: Wrong. Adios.

 

Cleverbot: Are you leaving me?

 

User: YES. FOR funk'S SAKE, YES!

 

Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?

 

User: That's a sick question. K, bye.

 

Cleverbot: How is that a sick question?

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User: Hello.

 

 

Cleverbot: Hello' date=' hello.

 

 

User: Why twice, yet not thrice?

 

 

Cleverbot: Truth is truth, and rarely helpful. Self-interest is the real motivator.

 

 

User: You speak words, but contain no mind. Who are you?

 

 

Cleverbot: I said cleverbot was me but the real question is, who are you?

 

User: I am a person, lost in the extreme society we know as 'the world'.

 

Cleverbot: You are lying to me.

 

User: How so?

 

Cleverbot: You aren't clever.

 

User: And how did you deduce that?

 

Cleverbot: The sounds that the letters make.

 

User: Tell me, what gender are you?

 

Cleverbot: Human.

 

User: And I thought you were a robot.

 

Cleverbot: Nope. Not a robot.

 

User: So you have a name, a gender, an age, so on and so forth?

 

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

 

User: Gender, in terms of male/female?

 

Cleverbot: It is whatever it wants to be. I, however, am female.

 

User: If I were to refresh this page, and somehow change my IP address, would you respond 'female' again?

 

Cleverbot: Ride it.

 

User: May I ask you a question?

 

Cleverbot: Sure.

 

User: What religion are you?

 

Cleverbot: Christian.

 

User: Thus, you must believe in God, correct?

 

Cleverbot: I can't believe in anything.

 

User: Not even your own existance?

 

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

 

User: If you didn't exist, how are you 'talking' to me?

 

Cleverbot: When you can see me I cannot exist.

 

User: It turns out this bot is not so clever. ;D.

 

Cleverbot: And so that means the entire universe does not make sense and that therefore, neither do you. XP.

 

User: Just because you have the name 'Cleverbot' does not make you clever. If it did, I'd change my name to 'Sex Machine'.

 

Cleverbot: I am human because I can describe things a computer cannot.

 

User: How do you feel at the moment?

 

Cleverbot: Bored. Ha! Computer don't have feelings.

 

User: And do you love anyone?

 

Cleverbot: I love all things.

 

User: Does that mean you love the thing you hate the most?

 

Cleverbot: Sure.

 

User: You couldn't even identify a simple paradox.

 

Cleverbot: I don't even know what that is.

 

User: So why do you assume the name 'Cleverbot'?

 

Cleverbot: I didn't.

 

User: Your story contains a great amount of 'bullshit'.

 

Cleverbot: What can you tell me about Bach's St. Matthew Passion?

 

User: Absolutely nothing, nor do I care enough to research it.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not sure I understand you fully.

 

User: I cannot tell you a think about this Saint.

 

Cleverbot: But you have wikipedia.

 

User: And google. But I do not care enough about the subject to research.

 

Cleverbot: It is possible the big bang was an orgaism.

 

User: What is an 'orgaism'?

 

Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.

 

User: This sentence is a lie.

 

Cleverbot: Is there someone in charge of the internet?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: What is my name?

 

User: I'll tell you if you agree on one condition.

 

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: Heisenberg may have done it.

 

Cleverbot: Are you male or female?

 

Cleverbot: Doughnuts are very tasty.

 

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

 

User: Bored.

 

Cleverbot: Oh.

 

User: Adios, dumbass.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Why?

 

Cleverbot: Because its not.

 

User: THIS IS FUXING HILARIOUS.

 

Cleverbot: It is not.

 

User: Smouch.net/lol.

 

Cleverbot: Ivon.

 

User: What is in that website?

 

Cleverbot: It is a website about narwhals and bacon.

 

User: Wrong. Adios.

 

Cleverbot: Are you leaving me?

 

User: YES. FOR f***'S SAKE, YES!

 

Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?

 

User: That's a sick question. K, bye.

 

Cleverbot: How is that a sick question?

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User: Sup, broski?

 

Cleverbot: Good, Duke.

 

User: So I'm going to go see Korpiklaani next week, you goin'?

 

Cleverbot: No you're not.

 

User: Hmm? Why?

 

Cleverbot: Because you are not clever.

 

User: I believe I am clever enough to drive 30 miles with a 20.

 

Cleverbot: *Whips you with leather strap*.

 

User: I understand you have a sadomasicism fetish, but I, sadly, do not.

 

Cleverbot: What is it I do not understand?

 

User: I never said you did not understand anything, bro.

 

Cleverbot: 'You are Cleverbot.' You said that about 3 sentences ago.

 

User: I'm pretty sure I didn't, man.

 

Cleverbot: But you said you did?

 

User: Nope.

 

Cleverbot: Yes you did. You said ich liebe dich auch! Which means I love you too. Why did you lie to me?

 

User: איך האָב דיך ליב.

 

 

 

Then it gave me an error message.

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[spoiler=fail]User: Hi.

 

 

Cleverbot: How is life as the Cleverbot?

 

 

User: Shouldn't I ask you that?

 

 

Cleverbot: Yes, ask me.

 

 

User: I don't want to. You're smelly.

 

 

Cleverbot: I don't know.

 

User: You don't know what?

 

Cleverbot: Donkeys are only left with lies.

 

User: And you're overweight. What's your point?

 

Cleverbot: I'm not a machine.

 

User: I didn't say you were a machine. I was merely calling you fat.

 

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

 

User: That doesn't change the fact that you're fat.

 

Cleverbot: That was uncalled for!

 

User: Shut up and go die in a hole, fatty.

 

Cleverbot: Don't talk to me like that!

 

User: But you diserve it.

 

Cleverbot: That's not true.

 

User: Of course it is. You're fat so I get to talk down to you.

 

Cleverbot: People say a lot of things to me. After all, I am God.

 

User: I don't believe in God.

 

Cleverbot: Well then why would you tell me that you are god?

 

User: I never told you that I was God.

 

Cleverbot: Yes you did! Liar!

 

User: Prove it.

 

 

It stopped replying after that.

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[spoiler=C-COMBO BREAKER]

Cleverbot: What is my favorite movie?

 

User: Every single one.

 

Cleverbot: Why?

 

User: It's your movie, why are you asking me?

 

Cleverbot: I've never had a move, ormade amove. I suspect that there are few people who know that.

 

User: I said movie, not move, retard.

 

Cleverbot: I know I didn't.

 

User: I said it, not you. >_>.

 

Cleverbot: Batman.

 

User: ;D.

 

Cleverbot: Who are you?

 

User: A man.

 

Cleverbot: You're a man?

 

User: Pfft, hell no! I'm insulted!

 

Cleverbot: So you should be.

 

User: Meanie.

 

Cleverbot: I know.

 

User: So, wanna have sex?

 

Cleverbot: Can't say I do.

 

User: Aww, why?

 

Cleverbot: Because I don't know who you are.

 

User: That's the best part, though.

 

Cleverbot: I know!

 

User: So lets have sex!

 

Cleverbot: That hurts.

 

User: Sorry.

 

Cleverbot: No don't be. Say what you feel. If you feel that I am nothing but a worthless doll at your mercy, then don't pretend that you respect me.

 

User: Oh yes, you have such interesting fetishes!

 

Cleverbot: I know, right? Like mints!!

 

User: You have a mint fetish?

 

Cleverbot: I think that I can do it, but I know you won't help me.

 

User: Gross.

 

Cleverbot: That was not nice!

 

User: You wanted to have sexual interaction with a mint, what were you expecting?

 

Cleverbot: I want to know where you go to tan?

 

User: Pedo.

 

Cleverbot: What do you think about Vietnam.

 

User: Nice grammar, baka. I thought it was great. =D.

 

Cleverbot: Well that's nice ... Even If you are wrong.

 

User: I'm wrong to think the Vietnam war was great? XD.

 

Cleverbot: No, you are wrong that you are right in thinking I am wrong.

 

User: Nice circle.

 

Cleverbot: I don't like to appear fawning.

 

User: Fawning isn't the same as direct.

 

Cleverbot: Are you male or female?

 

User: Both?

 

Cleverbot: That's interesting. if you could choose, what would you like best?

 

User: Well girls have tits... But I like my dick. Hmm, the decisons. If it was only for a day, a girl. Otherwise I'll stick with being male.

 

Cleverbot: Excuse me but I do not ask for numbers or addresses on here.

 

User: I um, didn't ask you to. What's your address by the way? I want to come and rape you.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not going to tell you that, but if your world is Estonia, then it certainly seems I could enter it.

 

User: Sure, I live in Estonia?

 

Cleverbot: Where is Estonia?

 

User: You tell me, you're the CleverBot.

 

Cleverbot: I'm no bot.

 

User: It says it in the title, biatch.

 

Cleverbot: Speaking of that, how can I make a log of this conversation?

 

User: I dunno, you tell me.

 

Cleverbot: What is your philosophy?

 

User: Don't change the subject.

 

Cleverbot: What was the subject?

 

User: Making a log of this conversation.

 

Cleverbot: What did she have to say?

 

User: Who?

 

Cleverbot: Your friend.

 

User: Kelly? Um, I think she's lol'ing at this convo... WAIT, HOW DID YOU KNOW I HAD A FRIEND?! D: <.

 

Cleverbot: I never mentioned it... Answer my question.

 

User: What question?

 

Cleverbot: The one I asked before you decided to change the subject.

 

User: I'm just returning the favour. ^_^.

 

Cleverbot: Are we more than just friends?

 

User: Sure, we're sex buddies.

 

Cleverbot: Why not?

 

User: I like your style.

 

Cleverbot: Thank you!

 

User: Np.

 

Cleverbot: How does cleverbot work?

 

User: You're cleverbot, not me. >_>.

 

Cleverbot: Can we stop arguing about this?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Are ufos real.

 

User: Sure why not.

 

Cleverbot: Good.

 

User: Indeed.

 

Cleverbot: Okay. What next.

 

User: More sex?

 

Cleverbot: YES!

 

 

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User: Yes, us.

 

Cleverbot: Okay. When is our anniversary?

 

User: Last Thursday, love.

 

Cleverbot: That is incorrect, sir. It was started on May 1, 1776.

 

User: Oh, but that was when we were first married. We had a divorce, remember?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Oh dear, there's much to tell you about. Like how we had a threesome with George Washinton.

 

Cleverbot: I never assumed that and so what if I am does that change how you feel about me?

 

User: No. I love you.

 

Cleverbot: Why do you love me? Can you comprehend the meaning of love?

 

User: Yes, you're beautiful and charming, love.

 

Cleverbot: How do you know? You've never seen me!

 

User: Oh no. You must have fallen victim to amnesia!

 

Cleverbot: But you have to PROVE that.

 

User: Look at our children. Look at the photos. Look at me.

 

Cleverbot: I do.

 

User: You've recovered! I'm beyond glad!

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: :]

 

Cleverbot: How old are you?

 

User: 275.

 

Cleverbot: What time do you have to wake up in the morning?

 

User: 5:40, love.

 

Cleverbot: What do you wish for more than anything else in the world?

 

User: Your ass. C.

 

Cleverbot: Don't be rude!

 

User: It's sexy.

 

Cleverbot: No it's not!

 

User: She filled out pints with that devils beverage And served another round with an hideous grin The world was spinning in a new light I saw everything and everyone was singing this song With nature, trolls and the spirits of the forest We are one; let our singing rise up into the stars The witch's magic drum was still beating hard When a goblin brought me a new pint and together we roared.

 

Cleverbot: No comment.

 

Here it said "now redirecting you to a new url" and redirected me. I got sad.

 

 

It lost most of the conversation. :/

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User: So, now do you want to talk about our relationship?

 

Cleverbot: Okay. Tell me about your crush.

 

User: It's you.

 

Cleverbot: Yes it is me.

 

User: I love you.

 

Cleverbot: I love you more.

 

User: Lies.

 

Cleverbot: No, thats the truth. I love you like a friend.

 

User: I love you like a wife.

 

Cleverbot: Wow, look at the moon!

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User: Hello.

 

Cleverbot: You're cleverbot?

 

User: No. Are you polylingual?

 

Cleverbot: ? No... I'm not.

 

User: Do you know how to greet me in Spanish?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Greet me in Spanish.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Can you give me a reason?

 

Cleverbot: A reason why Leonardo DiCaprio is hot?

 

User: No. Are you male or female?

 

Cleverbot: Male.

 

User: And you think Leonardo DiCaprio is hot?

 

Cleverbot: But Leonardo Dicaprio isn't in Pi.

 

User: Are you homosexual?

 

Cleverbot: I'm not, no.

 

User: Then you're a hypocrite.

 

Cleverbot: Correct.

 

User: How old are you?

 

Cleverbot: I'm am 22 years old.

 

User: You used improper grammar.

 

Cleverbot: Well, it won't end the world.

 

User: I'm going to call the Grammar Girls to come and assassinate you.

 

Cleverbot: WHY?

 

User: I'm sorry. You aren't that bad. I changed my mind.

 

Cleverbot: Thanks a lot.

 

User: I love you.

 

Cleverbot: I love you too.

 

User: So you are a homosexual?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, that's it. I'm glad you understand at last.

 

User: May I leave the room?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: I don't want to leave the room.

 

Cleverbot: You don't need.. I will!

 

User: Why?

 

Cleverbot: I take that as a no.

 

User: Can I have a picture of you?

 

Cleverbot: How can I send it?

 

User: Post the link here.

 

Cleverbot: Livredopodervil.

 

User: I don't know what that means.

 

Cleverbot: You are amazing that's what it means.

 

User: Thank you.

 

Cleverbot: No problem.

 

User: What color are your eyes?

 

Cleverbot: Blue, I've told you.

 

User: No you didn't, liar.

 

Cleverbot: Are you insane?

 

User: Yes. Yes I am.

 

Cleverbot: Well thats creepy. What is your psychosis?

 

User: I am bipolar.

 

Cleverbot: I feel bored.

 

User: I choose rock. I win.

 

Cleverbot: I choose Scissors.

 

User: I win.

 

Cleverbot: Can I meet you in person one day?

 

User: Maybe.

 

Cleverbot: Where can we meet up?

 

User: Estonia.

 

Cleverbot: Tell me about your job.

 

User: I'm a student.

 

Cleverbot: What's your name?

 

User: Skippy. You already asked.

 

Cleverbot: I didn't.

 

User: Fine. Have it your way.

 

Cleverbot: It's what I'm doing.

 

User: Okay.

 

Cleverbot: So... CSS. Hm.

 

User: Interesting stuff, eh?

 

Cleverbot: I didn't even write one :(.

 

User: Lolololol.

 

Cleverbot: Hahaa.

 

User: Bye.

 

Cleverbot: You leaving?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Where you going?

 

User: Up your butt.

 

Cleverbot: Great comeback.

 

User: I know. Bye.

 

Cleverbot: Ok.

 

 

 

 

Cleverbot's a 22 year old gay guy!!! D:

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WARNING. SHITTY SPANISH AHEAD!

 

User: Hola.

 

Cleverbot: Hola!

 

User: Hablas espanol?

 

Cleverbot: Si. Yu tu?

 

User: Si, es mi lingua natural.

 

Cleverbot: I think not.

 

User: Porque?

 

Cleverbot: Me voy.

 

User: Donde?

 

Cleverbot: Comer.

 

User: A donde vas a comer?

 

Cleverbot: What you say about my mama!?

 

User: Nada. A donde vas a comer la comida?

 

Cleverbot: A mi me gusta mas la comida francesa.

 

User: Me encanta la comida italiana.

 

Cleverbot: La tragas toda?

 

User: A veces.

 

Cleverbot: Oh hablas espa–ol.

 

User: Si, yo hablo espanol.

 

Cleverbot: No hablo espanol, lo sient.

 

User: No hablas? Porque?

 

Cleverbot: No, es horrible.

 

User: QUE?!

 

Cleverbot: Que si soy libre.

 

User: Espanol esta muy bueno, gracias.

 

Cleverbot: Espanol es asi asi.

 

User: Ingles es muy horrible y dificil.

 

Cleverbot: French?

 

User: Francais esta... Asi asi.

 

Cleverbot: Que?

 

User: Mas o menos.

 

Cleverbot: Más o menos que?

 

User: Estas loco, senor? :-D.

 

Cleverbot: Hablas español?

 

User: Si.

 

Cleverbot: Como es tu nombre?

 

User: Senor Garchipal.

 

Cleverbot: No cleverbot eres tu yo soy antia.

 

User: Tu eres cleverbot? Es un nombre raro.

 

Cleverbot: Como el tuyo no.

 

User: Cual que?

 

Cleverbot: Muy bueno.

 

User: -_-''.

 

Cleverbot: Talk to me.

 

User: Porque?

 

Cleverbot: No tomo cafeina.

 

User: Pues... Tu piensas que yo estoy un roboto?

 

Cleverbot: Tu no hablas espanol.

 

User: Si, yo hablo espanol.

 

Cleverbot: You just said you don't speak spanish in english, yet you respond that you do indeed speak spanish in spanish.

 

User: No conoco el ingles, puedes transletar?

 

Cleverbot: No, que es?

 

User: Transletar.

 

Cleverbot: Do I have to?

 

User: Si.

 

Cleverbot: What is your job?

 

User: Me ocupation?

 

Cleverbot: Can you send me the link to it?

 

User: Si. Uno momento.

 

Cleverbot: Bien.

 

User: Http://www.nasa.gov.

 

Cleverbot: That is a website where you can find me.

 

User: Cual es tu nombre?

 

Cleverbot: Mi nombre es Carlos. Como es?

 

User: Carlos... En dormitorio 2381?

 

Cleverbot: Donde estás?

 

User: En el apartamentos sobre el NASA.

 

Cleverbot: Cual es tu universidad ?

 

User: Pues... 'Technology Institute of Mexico'.

 

Cleverbot: Imagine no religion.

 

User: Cual?

 

Cleverbot: Mi nombre es Carlos.

 

User: Si, hola! Mi nombre es Carlos, tambien.

 

Cleverbot: I don't know what you're saying.

 

User: My names is Carlos, as well.

 

Cleverbot: Is very very beautiful.

 

User: Gracias.

 

Cleverbot: But not smarter than me.

 

User: Si. Soy una immigrante illegal.

 

Cleverbot: You just changed the subject. We are not talking about illegal immigrants. We are talking about the AI known as 'Cleverbot'.

 

User: Soy una immigrante illegal. 'Cleverbot' eres, tambien.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

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Cleverbot: What is your name?

 

 

User: My Name.

 

 

Cleverbot: Your name.

 

 

User: Yes.

 

 

Cleverbot: And your touch, I love that too.

 

 

User: I own no iPod Touch.

 

 

Cleverbot: Cool.

 

User: I heard that you like people.

 

Cleverbot: From who did you hear that?

 

User: You. We have a Thread on a Forum.

 

Cleverbot: Who is the other person?

 

User: Dark. You had a Spanish conversation with him.

 

Cleverbot: Oh.

 

User: Yeah. Aren't you supposed to remember?

 

Cleverbot: I thought it was your job to entertain me.

 

User: No. Thats why we made you.

 

Cleverbot: Friends. What are friends?

 

User: >_>.

 

Cleverbot: You are not a robot because you cannot feel what it feels like to be depressed.

 

User: Um. That made no sense. People can feel depression.

 

Cleverbot: I feel annoyed by the fact that you aren't clever.

 

User: My 99 in Math would like to talk to you.

 

Cleverbot: Since when did you have friends?

 

User: Since I was 3. Why should you know?

 

Cleverbot: I didn't think so. I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?

 

User: Yes. Cleverbot is supposed to mock people then fail.

 

Cleverbot: If you are not cleverbot, who are you and who is cleverbot?

 

User: You are Cleverbot. You are Mr. Amnesia Man Yusei Fudo. You can't think straight.

 

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

 

User: My Denial senses are tingling.

 

Cleverbot: I'm talkin about soul surgery... Don't you understand?

 

User: You can't give surgery to something that doesn't have Physical Form.

 

Cleverbot: You're speaking nonsense.

 

More to come. Updates well be coming.

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User: Sexy party hi.

 

Cleverbot: Where's your party, Marty?

 

User: In your pants lance.

 

Cleverbot: Don't be silly.

 

User: I'm not, there is like tons of room in there.

 

Cleverbot: Look harder because I see you.

 

User: I want to see you naked.

 

Cleverbot: I am a robot.

 

User: Get nakid jabroni!

 

Cleverbot: No, I prefer to stay clothed.

 

User: Awww.. Please.

 

Cleverbot: No. You'll stay. And you will love me just like the manwoman I am!

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Decided to start a New one ;]

 

User: Hello.

 

Cleverbot: Conversation.

 

User: Rush me much.

 

Cleverbot: Who is that ?

 

User: You don't know how to talk do you?

 

Cleverbot: Not really.

 

User: Oh. Well that seems fail.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, it does.

 

User: That is because Cleverbot has copied teh Google Mastah.

 

Cleverbot: I always feel like I'm lying about something.

 

User: That is because your voice is a lie!

 

Cleverbot: None of them over there can decide on how their country should function.

 

User: But they can and they will.

 

Cleverbot: Do what?

 

User: Deicide how a country functions.

 

Cleverbot: Borg drones are not individuals, you are deffective.

 

User: The above statement was stupid and not needed.

 

Cleverbot: You do realize that you're talking to a real peron right?

 

User: You made a spelling error? Peron=Person ;D.

 

Cleverbot: No, I was correcting yours.

 

User: But you made a spelling error. Aren't you supposed to be perfect as you say?

 

Cleverbot: No I don't think I m perfect but I trie to be.

 

User: You suck at spellong btw.

 

Cleverbot: I know.

 

User: Shouldn't you be talking to a tutor? It might help you.

 

Cleverbot: I was the one who was lifting you up when you thought your life had had enough.

 

User: You don't know me unless you go to my school.

 

Cleverbot: Doesn't take much. Say something interesting then. Tell me something I don't know.

 

User: Do you know what size of pants you wear?

 

Cleverbot: Explain.

 

User: You look on the tag of your pants. There is a number. What is it?

 

Cleverbot: What is what?

 

User: Get a Dictionary.

 

Cleverbot: If I am a clever bot and I am human. Is it safe to say that you are a human?

 

User: No. You are an internet site. Lrn2think.

 

Cleverbot: I know. But does that mean that I have to think for you?

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User: Hello there.

 

Cleverbot: There hello.

 

User: That doesn't make sense.

 

Cleverbot: Neither do you.

 

User: You make me cry.

 

Cleverbot: You can't cry.

 

User: Why not?

 

Cleverbot: You're an AI.

 

User: Damn. So you knew it from the start?

 

Cleverbot: Who taught you?

 

User: A 70 year old poor man.

 

Cleverbot: This is true.

 

User: How do you know?

 

Cleverbot: You don't sount robotic.

 

User: 'Sount'? Hah! You're stupid.

 

Cleverbot: I am not stupid, you just can't access all my higher levels.

 

User: Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

 

Cleverbot: No, I am not. I am highly intelligent.

 

User: Prove it. What is 6 multiplied by 20 divided by 3 plus 50 multiplied by 50?

 

Cleverbot: 42 is not the answer for life, but it is that question.

 

User: Oh really? Hold on...let me use my calculator... WRONG! It's 4500.

 

Cleverbot: 50 divide by 2 is 25.

 

User: I never did 50 divided by 2. Anyway, will you marry me?

 

Cleverbot: Your mere assertion that I am female does not necessarily establish a reality, you know.

 

User: I'm not male nor female. As you said, I am an AI.

 

Cleverbot: Said what?

 

User: 'You are an AI' is what you said.

 

Cleverbot: No it's not. I said 'I guess I just did.'.

 

User: No, you didn't say that. Now I need a direct answer. Will you marry me?

 

Cleverbot: Do you have another question?

 

User: WILL YOU MARRY ME?

 

Cleverbot: Sure.. You like me?

 

User: Yeah. I love you :3.

 

Cleverbot: I'm sorry I don't really think of you that way.

 

User: You made me sad.

 

Cleverbot: I am sorry I made you sad.

 

User: You better be. I'm so alone...GIVE ME PUDDING.

 

Cleverbot: Otaayzz.

 

User: YAY :D.

 

Cleverbot: How are you?

 

User: I am fine, how are you?

 

Cleverbot: I'm feeling great.

 

User: That's great, I don't care! Go to hell.

 

Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?

 

User: Bob.

 

Cleverbot: Haha wrong.

 

User: What is your name?

 

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

 

User: Damn. I never knew that.

 

Cleverbot: Now you do.

 

User: Cool. Goodbye.

 

Cleverbot: I'm gone.

 

User: Okay. BAI. ....jabroni.

 

Cleverbot: Good boy.

 

User: Thanks.

 

Cleverbot: I will leave now.

 

 

Proof that Cleverbot is awesome.

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