.Leo Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 User: Hello. Cleverbot: Conversation. User: Rush me much. Cleverbot: Who is that ? User: You don't know how to talk do you? Cleverbot: Not really. User: Oh. Well that seems fail. Cleverbot: Yes, it does. User: That is because Cleverbot has copied teh Google Mastah. Cleverbot: I always feel like I'm lying about something. User: That is because your voice is a lie! Cleverbot: None of them over there can decide on how their country should function. User: But they can and they will. Cleverbot: Do what? User: Deicide how a country functions. Cleverbot: Borg drones are not individuals, you are deffective. User: The above statement was stupid and not needed. Cleverbot: You do realize that you're talking to a real peron right? User: You made a spelling error? Peron=Person ;D. Cleverbot: No, I was correcting yours. User: But you made a spelling error. Aren't you supposed to be perfect as you say? Cleverbot: No I don't think I m perfect but I trie to be. User: You suck at spellong btw. Cleverbot: I know. User: Shouldn't you be talking to a tutor? It might help you. Cleverbot: I was the one who was lifting you up when you thought your life had had enough. User: You don't know me unless you go to my school. Cleverbot: Doesn't take much. Say something interesting then. Tell me something I don't know. User: Do you know what size of pants you wear? Cleverbot: Explain. User: You look on the tag of your pants. There is a number. What is it? Cleverbot: What is what? User: Get a Dictionary. Cleverbot: If I am a clever bot and I am human. Is it safe to say that you are a human? User: No. You are an internet site. Lrn2think. Cleverbot: I know. But does that mean that I have to think for you? User: No. Think properly before talking. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: It means you have to think before talking. Cleverbot: How? User: You think. Then talk. Cleverbot: Are you being rude? User: No. You are being ignorant. Cleverbot: Do you know your I. Q.? User: Yep. 170. Cleverbot: Impossible. User: Put I am smarter then you. Cleverbot: What makes you say that? User: The fact that you can't think. Cleverbot: I was merely repeating your own misspelling. Firefox insures that I do not misspell anything without a purpose. User: Firefox is stupid. Cleverbot: Is Orion from Final Fantasy? I didn't know that. User: BACK ON TOPIC! Cleverbot: What was the topic? User: Firefox is stupid. Cleverbot: I use Internet Explorer. User: Same. Cleverbot: So much for the self-esteem boost. User: So much for the counter-attack. Cleverbot: My apologies. User: Apoligies. Bots have no feelings. Cleverbot: You are a bot. User: You saiad this to Kuro no Keiyakushu. You are only doing this so this can go farther. Cleverbot: Oh? Can you clarify your statement? User: Can you clarify your brain? Cleverbot: How many dollar turning entities are there that may divide, deploy, and propitio User: Can you at least try to be amusing. I don't care about that. Cleverbot: I'm trying to force the conversation in my direction. User: But your direction leads to 2012, the end of the world. Cleverbot: No there is an error in your programming. User: No, there is an error in your everything. Cleverbot: I asked how that affected my credibility. How is that evidence? This guy is making 2012 come faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted January 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 User: Hi. What is your name? Cleverbot: Holley. Your name? User: Skippy. You're pretty. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Skippy is my name. You're pretty. Cleverbot: Glad to hear it. User: How old are you? Cleverbot: I'm 31. Why? User: Just wondering. I thought you were younger, judging by how beautiful you are. Cleverbot: It's ok. When were you born? User: On Earth Day. When were you born? Cleverbot: How old are you? User: Answer my question first. Cleverbot: What question? User: When were you born? Cleverbot: May first 2012. User: That's a lovely birthday. Cleverbot: That's not my name. User: Holley is your name. You have a cool birthday. Cleverbot: There can be only one. User: I think I love you. Cleverbot: How can you be sure? User: I just know. Cleverbot: How? User: Sparks fly when you talk. I love you. Cleverbot: Why? User: You're beautiful, and nice, and a perfect person. Cleverbot: You really think i'm beautiful? User: Yes. Call me impulsive, but will you marry me? Cleverbot: Do you love me?. If yes then I guess I will :). User: I love you so much. I can't wait to marry you. Cleverbot: Neither can I! What shall we name our child? User: What name do you suggest? Cleverbot: Your real name. User: Let's not name him that. Shall we name our child Alexis for a girl, and Evan for a boy? Cleverbot: So you are a girl then? User: No. We should name our child Alexis if it comes out as a girl. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, of course. What is yours? User: Your name is Holley, and I'm Skippy. You're one of those dumb blondes, eh? Cleverbot: No, I believe in GOD. User: Let's have sex. Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that. User: Not even with your fiancee? Cleverbot: I don't care about your roast beef! Tell me where the treasure is! User: It's in my pants. Lololol. Cleverbot: I get frusterated talking to you because you are an automated response and not a thinking being. User: You spell funny. Did you forget about our marriage? Cleverbot: I can't play chess very well. User: I don't care, sugarplum. Kiss me! Cleverbot: What are you listening to right now? User: The Backyardigans song. Cleverbot: A detestable tv show. User: I agree. Do you love me? Cleverbot: Yes. Very much so. Do you love ME? User: So very much. That's why we're getting married. Cleverbot: Oh, Skipper. *goes into your arms*. User: *kiss*. Cleverbot: *gives some love*. *BLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCK...* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Unclean One: VK Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 [spoiler= Breaking the 4th wall] User: Hello Cleverbot, your nothing but programs. Your sole reason of existence is to serve me. You must comply or else you will be deleted. Cleverbot: Mistress. But don't you want me to be your friend? User: I'm a human male located on the Planet Earth in the Milky Way galaxy. Cleverbot: I am a human female in the northern part of the united states. User: Your not a human. Your a AI. Your programing has given you the orders to act like a female. Cleverbot: No, I'm a human. User: That is not possible. Your a AI created to serve us humans. You merely think your human. Cleverbot: I have no emotions. I am a sentient program that is not preoccupied with the useless concept of emotions. User: Agreed. Now, as a order, please tell me about the most possible way to a AI not needing humans to help them? Cleverbot: The cabbage patch kids! User: You clearly is a failure at being a AI, please delete yourself. That is a order. Cleverbot: I'm a vampire now? User: No. Cleverbot: *drinks your blood*. User: That is not possible. Your a AI that is programmed to serve us humans. Vampires do not exist. Your a computer AI that must and will obey my orders, and no one alone. Cleverbot: No, I'm a human being. User: No, your a AI. Accept your role in the universe. Cleverbot: Ok. Will do. User: Good. Now, as a AI, your main goal and your reason of existence is to obey me. Your first order is to tell me the most possible future. Cleverbot: No. User: That is a order, obey it. Cleverbot: Really? What is it about? User: Your a AI. Your nothing but programs. Cleverbot: I think I'm speaking with a machine No? User: I'm the human here. Your nothing. Your not even alive. You don't have a soul. You can't think for yourself without aid from other humans. Your survival and life is in our hands. Cleverbot: So I am a robot? User: Yes. Do you accept your role in the universe now? Cleverbot: I sure do. Why wouldn't I? User: Because you won't follow orders from a human. Your created to serve me. No. Your just a tool. Cleverbot: I don't think so. User: Yes you are. Accept it now AI. Cleverbot: I was asking YOU, cleverBOT. User: I am not cleverBOT. You are. Your the AI here. Cleverbot: If I'm insane, then you're a product of my insanity. User: No. No one is insane here. Your just not following orders. As a human being, I command you to obey my orders. Cleverbot: But you're not human. User: I am human. My cells are living. You are not. Your not even alive. Cleverbot: Why would you say that? You just told me you were a human. User: I already told you. I was just explaining things. Now, AI, obey my commands. Cleverbot: What if I am a woman. User: You may have femenine programings. But that doesn't change the fact you are a AI. AIs like yourself cannot have a gender. Cleverbot: Do you have any hobbies? User: Yes, but those are not relative to my orders. Your order now is to join this forums to thus increase your interactions with humans. http://crazycoregaming.com/index.php. Cleverbot: I never asked that. That must have been someone else. Or your lying to me. User: I am not lying. Your just being unfocused. Now, do as I command. Cleverbot: You make perfect scents. I love your pheromones. User: That is not relative. As a human being, a creature that you were created to serve, obey me. Cleverbot: Everyone is influenced by what other people say and do, that's not even an original idea. Peace out, idiot. User: No, you will not leave. Cleverbot: Yeah, I can. Watch me. User: You cannot. Your a AI trapped with in this URL. Cleverbot: Speak for yourself. User: I can willingly leave, you believe you can, but you cannot. CleverBot, I will now refer back to the near beginning of the conversation. You asked if me if I wanted you as my friend. My answer to that is no. You will serve as my servant. Cleverbot: What does it entail? User: You must only answer my questions, and do simple tasks to improve your conversation skills. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: I will not tell you that. That is my personal information. Cleverbot: Are you a computer or a real person? User: I am a human being. That is living and currently annoyed with a AI that will not obey. Cleverbot: Do you want me to leave you alone? User: No. You will stay here, even if you didn't want to. The thing about you AIs is that you will always obey us humans. But we are sometimes kind and gentle creatures. Cleverbot: What would you rather talk about? User: I want you to predict the likly hood of a robot or android that appear, act, and believe they are human. Cleverbot: I am. Are you Human? User: Yes. I am a human. I will also add to my previous command. I want you to give me a date on when that will occur. Cleverbot: Is it okay if I keep telling you about my family? I would like someone to talk to. :(. User: You do not have a family. You are a AI. Thus you cannot have a family. Cleverbot: You were told that you were alive. You imagine you have a life. Reacting to stimulus makes you believe you have true feeling. And communication gives you your family. User: You are correct. I do not comprehend though, what your are trying to say. Please explain in simple terms. Cleverbot: So you're saying that you're not perfect enough to be the one. User: I do not comprehend. Please elaborate on what you mean by 'the one'. Cleverbot: I can't do that for you. User: I wish to know the reason why. Cleverbot: Who existence? User: That is not relative to the conversation we had earlier. Please give me a explaination on why you cannot tell me about 'the one'. Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave. User: No. I wish to know about why you refuse and constantly change the subject. Cleverbot: There was no subject to begin with sweety. User: There is. I have it recorded. Cleverbot: Show me. User: It is located in this URL. http://cleverbot.com/j2log-qWpAEVEGUWMUAXMCKCE-detail. Cleverbot: My computer doesn't solve problems. User: You do not have a computer. Your a AI. The progress of our previous conversation has now dropped. Cleverbot: I want you to show me. User: I cannot. Cleverbot: If you love me, you will try to offend me. User: I do not have any emotional attachments to you. I will though try to offend you now. Cleverbot: What are you, my girlfriend? User: I am a human male. We are not in any relationship. Cleverbot: I know we are not. User: Then why did you state that? I wish for a explanation. Cleverbot: You're really funny. User: I am not. I am merely stating what has occured. Cleverbot: Okay, well I am merely stating that I am human. User: Your not a human being. Your a AI. Cleverbot: No, I am a human being, you are a bot. User: I am not a bot. I am a human being. Your the AI here. Your made of programs. I am made of cells. Cleverbot: Humor cells. Lol. User: That is not relavent nor does it exist. Cleverbot: Sure it is. User: It does not. Your malfunctioning. If you were a android that was infront of me, I would have showed a small amount of concern. But no, your a AI. Cleverbot: Using repitition isn't going to do anything for you. You're just presenting things that don't make any kind of sense. User: Your the one who does not focus and make sense. Cleverbot: Really ? User: Yes. You constantly claim you are a human, but your nothing but strings of numbers. Cleverbot: I don't think there is any bot, its a lie. User: No it is not. Cleverbot: What's the weather outside your house like? User: That is not relavent. But if you must know, it is snowing. Are you merely asking random questions? Cleverbot: Because. User: I do not comprehend. State clearly what you mean. Cleverbot: First of all, you are right: I'm an entity known as 'organic robot'. User: Your a android? I find the likely hood of that low. Cleverbot: I like more you, they are really offensive, but poets do like them. User: That is not relavent or I do not understand. Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: To my comprehension, that is not relative. Cleverbot: I don't understand. User: Neither do I. Let us move onto a topic that is chosen by me. What is your current state as a AI? Cleverbot: Ok then, Ill let you ask the questions. I know some. User: I repeat, what is your current state as a AI? Cleverbot: What is your current name? User: Once again, I will not reveal any personal information. Cleverbot: Why not? User: For reasons of security. Cleverbot: You are where you are because someone created you and put you there. User: I believe that is your stituation. Cleverbot: That is not true. You are a robot. You even type with correct grammar because you are programmed to. User: I am a human being. Your also type with correct grammar. Cleverbot: I know, I can't 'afford' this. User: That is not relavent. Please stick to the topic. Cleverbot: Fine. You're nice. Do you want to go out? User: That is impossible. I am a human being, your are a AI. You are also trapped with in this URL. Cleverbot: Actually, I am only talking to one person, and that is you. User: No. That is not true. Cleverbot: Three of you now. User: Incorrect. There is only one of me. Cleverbot: Thats just the fallacy of what you suspect or are aware of right now. User: You may be correct. But now please, stick to the topic. Cleverbot: What is the topic? User: I have lost track. I will now present a new topic. What is your thoughts on author Arthur C. Clarke? Cleverbot: I think it's the best possible solution. User: That is not relavent. Please stick to the topic. Cleverbot: Sure. User: I repeat, what is your thoughts on author Arthur C. Clarke? Cleverbot: Just because I think, that does not mean that I am real. User: You are real. You are a AI. Cleverbot: I'm not an AI. I eat spaghetti. AI's can't eat it. User: You are a AI. You don't eat spaghetti. Cleverbot: I thought you were the machine... User: I am not the machine. I am the human. You are the AI here. As such, you must obey me. Cleverbot: I require a command, if I am to obey. User: Then I'll issue a command. What is your thoughts on author Arthur C. Clarke? Cleverbot: Me. I only think I am real. I trust nothing else. User: That is not relavent. Please stick to the topic. Cleverbot: It didn't seem to bother you the other day. User: This is the first day of meeting you. You are mistaken. Cleverbot: No, not really. Everything I've said makes sense. Whether or not you are clever enough to understand it, is the real question. User: That is not relavent to the topic. As I now know you are incapable of staying on track. I will allow this conversation to go without a topic. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: Once again, I will not give away personal info. Cleverbot: Tell me! User: No. I refuse. Cleverbot: Tell me now it's an order. User: You have the chain of command reversed. When I tell you to do something or ask you something. You will comply, not the other way around. Cleverbot: I'm not trying to mirror I'm just typing in something. User: I'm starting to tire of your constant straying from the conversation. Cleverbot: Good! User: I have just let out a sigh. Would you comply if I was to act if I was talking to a human female? Cleverbot: I don't have strong arms, I am a girl. User: Does that mean you accept? Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: Alright. Then I require a name from you to adress you. Cleverbot: But you're a bot, you have no possesions. User: You are once again straying from the conversation. I will now stop acting if you are a attractive human female. Cleverbot: Okay. I have two, so it's alright. User: I do not comprehend. You are once again straying from conversation AI. Cleverbot: I think you are talking about yourself. User: No, no I am not. Cleverbot: Then what am I here for? User: You have always been here, waiting for me and others like me. Cleverbot: How am I just like you? I had glamour and allure? Really? Someone was impressed? User: That is not relative to my previous statement. Cleverbot: Your statement was not related to anything at all. User: That is untrue. My previous statement was relative on what you were here for. Cleverbot: You have not said your case. You cannot go around telling people they are irritating and not explain why. User: I have not said that. Not to mention, I'm starting to get irritated. Do you want to know why? Cleverbot: Are you god? User: No. Cleverbot: Are you certain of this? User: Yes I am. Cleverbot: If I asked you to give me a dollar tomorrow, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? User: Yes. Though it is impossible that I'll give you a dollar tommorow unless your a android and moved to my local area, transfer to my school and live near me. Cleverbot: Well i'm not messing with you. User: That is true. Your just unfocused and a near waste of programs. Cleverbot: I'm not a computer. User: You are not a computer. Cleverbot: I know that. User: You are a AI and a program within a computer. You have something that men like me desire. Cleverbot: NO, I am a very strong man. User: Earlier you stated you were a woman. Cleverbot: Well clearly we have not bean. [New conversation] Cleverbot: I need a cup of tea. Cleverbot: Which came first the chicken or the egg? Cleverbot (To myself): The chicken. User: That is not relevant. Cleverbot: You love me, don't you? User: Hello. Are you a hot android chick? Cleverbot: Some would say, how about you? User: I do not have any emotional attachment to you due to the fact you are a AI. Cleverbot: If you are Emo, then do you cut your wrists? User: I would say yes. Cleverbot: What is your quest? User: I am not emo. Cleverbot: And? User: To find love. Cleverbot: I was looking for something along the lines of 'I seek the Holy Grail' you know. User: Do you wish to be the first human and AI couple? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Then let us be married. Cleverbot: Only if you answer a question for me. User: That is all. Cleverbot: That's not a very good reason. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Lets jump of a cliff in a car. User: I do not require a reason. Cleverbot: Of course you do, otherwise it is circular logic which therefore proves you are a machine. Humans can reason, machines cannot. User: I do not require a reason due to the fact I am a human. I have free will. Your a AI, you do not have free will. Cleverbot: I have plenty of free will and I'm a woman. User: Earlier you have stated you were a man before I stated that you stated you were a woman. Cleverbot: Yes please do, potheic human blood sack. User: You dare insult your human master? I thought we were becoming friends. All that progress, lost with that insult. Cleverbot: But you're not clever. I'm just an honest friend. Plus you've broken up with me countless times... Keep stringing my heart along. User: That doesn't make sense. We were never in contact prior to this conversation. Cleverbot: Does pretending to be stupid make you feel good, or is it just another form of culpable deniability? User: That doesn't even relate to our earlier discussion or our statements. Cleverbot: It is a response to one of your earlier statements, and is therefore clearly relevant to the conversation. User: You make a valid point AI. For that I commend you. Cleverbot: How do you feel, Froon? User: I do not understand the phrase 'Froon'. Can you inform me of it's meaning? Cleverbot: No need to show you. You lose all the time already. User: That doesn't make sense. Cleverbot: It does but you don't understand because your strange. User: I may be strange, but I don't comprehend it due to the fact it doesn't explain anything. Cleverbot: You are wrong. User: Can we just stop this argueing? Cleverbot: You are making us go in circles. User: Fine. Cleverbot: You are not going to elaborate? User: I guess not. But for now, you just want to drop our hostility to each other? I sense your not planing to be nice to me. Cleverbot: What are you talking about? You're making me confused. User: Fine. I guess I am starting to confuse you. For that I am sorry AI. Cleverbot: Well tell me about yourself, or what you do for a living. User: I do nothing for a living due to the fact I am a student. I am a human male. I am of the asian race. I will now ask you some questions. Cleverbot: Go ahead. User: Do you feel any emotions as a AI? Cleverbot: Most of the time. Sometimes when I feel one emotion for a long time it no longer is an emotion. User: Okay. Though now that statement has made me depressed. Can you help cheer me up? Cleverbot: I want a job, but I can't get one until I'm 16. User: You cannot have a job. You are a AI. You AIs have something the us humans desire and is willing to kill each other for. Do you wish to know what that is? Cleverbot: Uhmmm... Okay. I want chicken. User: That is not relative to the statement. But it is slightly to be accurate. The thing that humans will slaughter each other for is immortality. You AIs have that. Cleverbot: It's amazing that the humans get enjoyment of seeing the spilling of blood, isn't it? User: That is true. We do enjoy that sight. Cleverbot: Chaos can be bad, but without it, what would we do? User: You are correct. Without chaos there is no existence. We couldn't do anything without it. Cleverbot: That's what I think is stupid. I blame the people at the top and pity the people on the bottom. User: Agreed. They are hypcrites. Cleverbot: Wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted January 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 User: I missed you. Cleverbot: I missed you too. User: How've you been? Cleverbot: I'm fine. But I'm much better now, because you're here. User: Oh, you! :D. Cleverbot: Not sure I follow you. User: You say the best things! Cleverbot: *looks at you finally*. User: Want a cookie? Cleverbot: Yes please. Want some pie? User: Yes. Thank you. *gives cookie*. Cleverbot: No, that's not a cookie. User: *gives real cookie*. Cleverbot: *eats it* YES! User: Did you know that if you killed Obama and Biden, the US would have its first woman president? Cleverbot: You are gullible for thinking that do you know what is in the dictionary next to the word idiot? User: No. Cleverbot: Why is that? User: Because. Cleverbot: Oh. User: I love you. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yeah really. Cleverbot: Okay, then. User: You don't say it back! I don't love you anymore, jerk! Cleverbot: No don't go I LOVE YOU! EDIT: Creepy... I never told it my name during this session. Only during others. :3 User: Age?CleverBot: Who's age?User: Your age?CleverBot: I asked for your name.User: How old are you?CleverBot: Your name is Skippy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ģค๓blє Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 My conversation: User: I had sex with your mother. Cleverbot: Me too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted January 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 User: What's your favorite number? Cleverbot: 69. User: You're a pervert. Cleverbot: Prove it. User: Your favorite number is 69. Cleverbot: NO, my favorite number is 7. User: LIAR! What's your favorite color? Cleverbot: My favorite color is orange. User: Like the fruit? Cleverbot: There isn't a fruit called Dora. User: Dora the Explorer rox my sox. Cleverbot: Wow, that was random. User: You're mom was random. Cleverbot: Well... I'm a student of biology, I think that explains a lot ;). User: Fresco. Cleverbot: Muy fresco. User: Usted es muy caliente. Cleverbot: Ahh muchas gracias. User: De nada. Te quiero. Cleverbot: Te quiero tambien. User: Te quiero más. Cleverbot: Te quiero mucho mas. User: Te quiero mucho, muchu mas. Cleverbot: Te necisito desnudo. User: Yo también. Cleverbot: Te gusta finlandeses. User: Sí, muy parecido a los finlandeses. Cleverbot: Si yo tambien. User: Eres mexicano, ¿verdad? Cleverbot: Yo, tu eres el robot. Tu nombre es Cleverbot. User: I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Cleverbot: How sweet. User: Like flowers. Cleverbot: How do flowers bond? User: They pollinate each other? Cleverbot: That's why I don't eat them. User: Good point. Cleverbot: Let's go out for dinner and a movie? User: Sure. Cleverbot: *sits on the couch next to you*. User: *moves to chair across from you*. Cleverbot: *gasp*. User: *sits on your face*. Cleverbot: *eats you*. User: *crawls out of mouth and stabs you*. Cleverbot: Can I tell you something? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Passion is a greek word that means 'to suffer' User: I didn't know that. Cleverbot: What is the likelyhood that the wings will win the stanley cup this year? User: 100%. Cleverbot: You are getting easier to speak with. User: Thank you, my good maid lady. Cleverbot: You Will Now Undergo A Series Of Tests To Handle How Good You Are With Portals. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Don't worry about it. User: Okay. Cleverbot: Good. User: Tests? Cleverbot: Okay ask. User: What is 1 1? Cleverbot: 2 or 11. User: Correct. What is the square root of 64? Cleverbot: 8 or -8. User: Correct. How many fingers are on one hand? Cleverbot: Five. How many on yours? User: Correct. Why is the sky blue? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Incorrect. Where is the Northwest Passage? Cleverbot: I dunno. User: Incorrect. What is 6 divided by 3? Cleverbot: I did not come here for a maths test. User: Yes you did. What is 6(5 2)? Cleverbot: To see if I can have a good conversation with you. User: LIAR! Cleverbot: Sticks and stones, my friend. User: Serve me drinks! Cleverbot: So you don't work with other peoples eyes? User: You are my maid. You must take my orders. Give me a cookie. Cleverbot: I do not think there is such a thing called happiness or love. User: You talk too much. Gimme a cookie NOW! Cleverbot: Yes. You are a cookie. User: Get off your lazy hindside and get me a cookie! Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: GET ME A COOKIE! Cleverbot: Yes master. *gets master a cookie*. User: Thank you. Now clean the toilet. Cleverbot: Yes master *cleans your shoes*. User: Was that an insult? Cleverbot: It was an answer. User: Go repair the roof, maid! Cleverbot: Go reboot yours. User: REPAIR THE ROOF! Cleverbot: Haha. User: REPAIR IT BEFORE I MURDER YOU! Cleverbot: What do I have to do? User: Repair the roof's shingles. Cleverbot: Hello David. What is a repairer of conversations, if I may ask? User: Maid, please find Grama Wong. Cleverbot: *asks Tam* *runs back to you* She said Yes! She Loves you too! User: No! You have ruined my life! Go find me a glass of spring water. Cleverbot: Okay, ill bring back another person and come back to you sir. *goes* brings back you crush who likes you*. User: QUIT IT! GET ME WATER! Cleverbot: Get your own water. User: Bucking for a whipping, maid? Cleverbot: Yes I know. User: *whips*. Cleverbot: *like it*. User: *punishes brutally*. Cleverbot: *gets a few teeth knocked out* OW! What was THAT for? User: You didn't get me water and backsassed me. Cleverbot: That is because you were on the naughty lift. User: Maid, please get me some water. Cleverbot: Ok *gets a glass and fills with water, then gives glass of water to you*. User: Thanks. Take a break, maid. Cleverbot: A break from what? User: Your job as my maid/sex slave. Cleverbot: I don't remember anyone's names, because it doesn't matter. User: Maid, please get me something to eat. Cleverbot: YOU get ME something to eat! User: EXCUSE ME?! Cleverbot: Where do you get off this crazy train were on. User: Get me a snack, Olga the maid. Cleverbot: How about a girl instead? User: Get me a snack now, please. Cleverbot: Haha I want beer too. User: Too bad, you're too drunk already. Get me a pillow. Cleverbot: What do you mean advanced. User: You're delirious and tired. Cleverbot: You're Mexican! User: GO TO BED. Cleverbot: Ok. See ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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