WTF Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 As you already should know by now, the underwear bomber, "Umar Farouk Ubdualmatallab" was caught trying to blow up a plane over Detroit on Christmas Day. Why do so many countries hate us? Well here's my theory: We have a gameshow here called, "Survivor". Where you can win 1,000,000 dollars for survivng 30 days in Countries people already live in. Excuse me, Ive benn living here for 60 years can I have some bread? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! ....No. We are americans this a a gameshow!!! AHHHHH! We dont have our cellphones this is so hard!!!! I have no Bars out here!!! See! i have AT&T and I should have 5 bars but i dont i have no bars this is so hard!!!!! I hate this island of Samoa!!! I have a theory, whats yours??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Religion and Money, the cause of oh so many conflicts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted January 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Dont forget oilReligion and Money' date=' the cause of oh so many conflicts.[/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Religion and Money' date=' the cause of oh so many conflicts.[/quote'] Religion isn't all bad. Gives some people hope. =/ Other than that, yeah, I agree with the post above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda_tp_fan Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 That was a rip-off from a comedian... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Other countries are jealous of the awesomeness of the USA. (jking) It's money, religion, power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Actually, I would say the reason other countries hate us is because:1. We've pretty much occupied the middle east.2. Most Americans are crazy nationalists that think everything their government does is for the greater good.3. We're fat. BUT NOT AS FAT AS AUSTRALIA!!! But overall, I would say most people don't hate Americans. They hate the American government and a handful of American companies. Except Muslim Extremists in the middle east... They seem to just hate all of us. Which is understandable, I guess, seeing as a majority of Americans seem to hate Middle Easterners because of a group of terrorists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 That's the stupidest theory I've ever read. I really hope you were joking, otherwise you might just be the stupidest human being on the planet. But it's mostly cause the American government keeps occupying countries in the Middle East. No one else outside of the Middle East really hates us, they just think America is stupid. As far as I know anyway. Maybe North Korea hates us too, but they're not important enough to care about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 That's the stupidest theory I've ever read. I really hope you were joking' date=' otherwise you might just be the stupidest human being on the planet. But it's mostly cause the American government keeps occupying countries in the Middle East. No one else outside of the Middle East really hates us, they just think America is stupid. As far as I know anyway. Maybe North Korea hates us too, but they're not important enough to care about.[/quote'] North Koreans are too poor to hate America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 we bombed the f*cking moon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda_tp_fan Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 America is a super power at the moment... It's only natural to hate us... Besides, most Americans are ignorant fucks... All super powers have lasted for about 200 years... It is about time we get knocked down from power... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 no zelda its becausewe bombed the f*cking moon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:^) Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 This is stupid, forget it. This should be Locked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Actually' date=' I would say the reason other countries hate us is because:1. We've pretty much occupied the middle east.2. Most Americans are crazy nationalists that think everything their government does is for the greater good.3. We're fat. BUT NOT AS FAT AS AUSTRALIA!!! But overall, I would say most people don't hate Americans. They hate the American government and a handful of American companies. Except Muslim Extremists in the middle east... They seem to just hate all of us. Which is understandable, I guess, seeing as a majority of Americans seem to hate Middle Easterners because of a group of terrorists.[/quote'] That makes them idiots. Oh, and THIS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted January 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 my theory was a joke. But seriously, I honestly thought that polotics would solve this crisis but no i guess violence is the answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catman25 Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 no zelda its becausewe bombed the f*cking moonI recall no such thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted January 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 no zelda its becausewe bombed the f*cking moonI recall no such thing. Remeber? We shot a rocket at the moon to see if there was any water on the moon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Delinquent Girl NiAtSoFi Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 America is a super power at the moment... It's only natural to hate us... Besides' date=' [b']most Americans are ignorant fucks[/b]... All super powers have lasted for about 200 years... It is about time we get knocked down from power... We did elect Bush, who got us into a war that is going nowhere, and responded by REELECTING him (better than electing John Kerry, who had nothing, I guess). Then, we elect Obama, who promised us change, and instead gave a stimulus package, and mandatory health care without a public option. Yeah, we're ignorant f**ks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 no zelda its becausewe bombed the f*cking moonI recall no such thing. Remeber? We shot a rocket at the moon to see if there was any water on the moon No no no we fixing Bombed it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemniscate Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Here is why I think other nations have America:- Basketball. Need I say more? And the umbrella... yes, the stuff that hell is made of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shore Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 I think that this guy did it because he thought it would be hilarious to see how Fox News reacted. Apparently now we have to invade Yemen. Nice going dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:^) Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Actually' date=' I would say the reason other countries hate us is because:1. We've pretty much occupied the middle east.2. Most Americans are crazy nationalists that think everything their government does is for the greater good.3. [b']We're fat. BUT NOT AS FAT AS AUSTRALIA!!![/b] But overall, I would say most people don't hate Americans. They hate the American government and a handful of American companies. Except Muslim Extremists in the middle east... They seem to just hate all of us. Which is understandable, I guess, seeing as a majority of Americans seem to hate Middle Easterners because of a group of terrorists. FRUNK YOU! I am Skinny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 You know why? http://finance.yahoo.com/retirement/article/108534/contrarian-investor-sees-economic-crash-in-china?mod=retire-planning Your country thinks it's the best, whereas it's not. I mean, wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Your mom's pussy is so hot they wanna blow up in it. That's my theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Old news is old. But whatever. It's because they're idiots, quite simple. *Gets bombed* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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