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ITT: All preists are the same as Brushfire's local preist.

 

Don't be an ignorant dumbass, Dark- that's not like you. I was simply stating that not every priest will refuse to look at your beliefs and shove theirs down your throat. I'm saying give him a chance, and if he proves to be ignorant and ignore you, THEN go with your original plan.

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If I haven't already said, I've met this preist, as I haven't been an atheist all my life (OMG SPOILERS).

 

Maybe he's changed in the 8 years I haven't met him (or haven't wanted to meet him), but back then, he was just another ignorant dumbass.

 

By the way, a red pentagram is Satanism. Preist feller won't like that.

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Don't try to "troll" him.

Being atheist doesn't mean that you have to bash other religions. You won't get any respect from acting like a moron.

 

Seriously; Internet =/= Real life, if you pass that bound ZOMG virtual reality! people will think you're crazy/retarded.

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You'll go nowhere with your religious intolerance =/

 

How about hell?

 

I've been called Satan's child before' date=' so I feel it's my right to call someone an idiot. And it's not completley based on religion. It's based on failure to understand [i']logicks[/i] and sciance.

 

Don't be polite to the priest' date=' screw him. Just contradict everything he says and frustate him.

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Is that really the best idea? I'm trying not to get jumped by the Catholic population of the north-east.

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You'll go nowhere with your religious intolerance =/

 

How about hell?

 

I've been called Satan's child before' date=' so I feel it's my right to call someone an idiot. And it's not completley based on religion. It's based on failure to understand [i']logicks[/i] and sciance.

 

But you're atheist D:

There's no hell right?

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Also, lol, have you ever heard about faith?

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You'll go nowhere with your religious intolerance =/

 

How about hell?

 

I've been called Satan's child before' date=' so I feel it's my right to call someone an idiot. And it's not completley based on religion. It's based on failure to understand [i']logicks[/i] and sciance.

 

But you're atheist D:

There's no hell right?

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Also, lol, have you ever heard about faith?

 

Yeah But did you ever think about you being intolerent of athiests?

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You'll go nowhere with your religious intolerance =/

 

You know, perhaps this is the best idea. This is because perhaps they show no religious tolerance to you because you show none to them. If I were you, I would simply listen to what he has to say, and if you aren't convinced, you should tell the priest the truth, and say:

 

"Thing is, I just don't believe in God. I believe that things are solved by science and logic. Through my life, I have never exactly been kind to those who oppose my way of thinking, but I'm willing to be a little more patient if people would be a little more patient with my way of thinking."

 

Try that, maybe?

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Well, if you don't want to be a christian, your parents should respect that.

 

Obviously they don't, however, so raise hell with the priest.

 

Well, make it hard for him to break the ice; raising hell wasn't the best term, considering we're talking about atheism.

 

I don't really have a standpoint on religion, but my parents are the same way; just think of church as a neighborhood improvement group; gets me through sundays.

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I'm not trying to anger the preist, as that won't bode well for me. I just want to ignore him, get in the room, and get the hell out of the room. I have no reason to start a religious debate with him, nor do I want to. He'll throw some Bible stuff at me, and the only counter I'll have is that you cannot quote a religious book for factual information, unless the information is proven (not stated) by another source. And then he'll suffocate me in holy water.

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Haha. Meetings were fun. <_<

 

M refers to me.

P refers to the psychologist.

R refers to the preist.

 

[spoiler=Psychologist]

 

I walked in, and the psychologist (she was kinda hot) asked me my name and age.

 

P: To be very frank about the situation, I don't have a clue as to why you are here. If you were as anti-social as your parents wrote, you would not have wished to talk to me at all. Do you feel you are anti-social?

 

M: A little. I don't really care much for going out anywhere, but I do sometimes. Oh, and I despise parties.

 

P: That's little reason to worry. You obviously like being secluded and isolated. So, do you want to leave now and I'll talk to your parents, or...?

 

M: This is my first time at a psychologists, so I wanted to try the ink-blot test. ;)

 

P: Sure.

 

So, we did the ink-blot test for like 20 minutes. And she talked to my parents. And I don't really give a damn what she said, but they finally shut up. ;D

 

 

[spoiler=Preist]

 

Haven't been to a church in 8 years. I broke that today.

 

So, I walked in, wearing a red pentagram on my shirt, but a hoodie over it. Had the iPod things in my ear, and had a ready-made playlist of non-metal music.

 

R: Hello, Michael. I haven't seen you in awhile. Your parents wanted me to discuss some things with you.

 

M: *nods*

 

For 15 minutes, I couldn't hear anything he was saying. But I heard "God", "Jesus" and "The Bible" some times, so I guess he was teaching me about Christianity... all over again.

 

Then... well... he saw something "red" on my shirt. Through my headphones, he requested me to take off my hoodie.

 

And he saw the red pentagram. Knewing I had to do something, I took the headphones out.

 

R: Why are you wearing a red star on your shirt? Are you one of those blasphemous Satanists? Now I know why your parents wanted me to talk to you. Son, do you wish to go to hell? Do you wish to have a horrible life?

 

M: Not at all.

 

R: So why did you abandon Christianity? I remember when you were young, you used to come to church every Sunday. What happened to you?

 

M: Don't know, don't care.

 

R: This intolerance and disrespect will have to stop. I will have a word with your parents, and they will enroll you in Christian classes.

 

M: Nope.

 

R: More disrespect. I'd be surprised if God doesn't send you to hell as soon as you walk outside.

 

M: That's wonderful. Mind you, we are living in America. And in America, I have something called a "freedom of religion". So if you want to make me Christian, get me a plane ticket for Rome.

 

R: Satanism isn't a religion, it's pure blasphemy.

 

Now I got really pissed off. It wasn't even about atheism, but this guy was a stuck-up prick.

 

M: You believe in your imaginary benevolent being. So I'll believe in my imaginary malevolent being. (Does this statement ring any bells?)

 

So then he calls one of his nuns or someone, and says that I am possessed by Satan. So they bring a Bible and some holy water.

 

He reads me some Bible passage (more fairy tale =D) and rubs his hand with holy water and touches my forehead.

 

I didn't debate him one bit. Not... at... all. He started yelling at me, and saying more things about Christianity, and then called my parents in.

 

Guess what, guys? I'm going to church every Sunday for two months. But don't even think for a second that I'm actually going to go. ;)

 

 

 

 

K, someone can lock this, now.

 

Oh, and before anyone decides to be a moron, this IS a true story.

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Yet another person punished for their beliefs. "Believe what I say or I'll hurt you."- The Christian Philosophy. Lol. Not saying all Christians are jerks, just the ones who won't leave me alone. I am Atheist and proud of it. If God does exist, why doesn't he stop the wars? How can he expect us to blindly follow his philosophy? If God does exist, then what is he doing? Just watching the current events follow through?

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