kizzfan911 Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 Yeah, lets grab Haiti right after a giant earthquake which renders Haiti pretty much useless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 Yeah' date=' lets grab Haiti right after a giant earthquake which renders Haiti pretty much useless.[/quote'] Um? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kizzfan911 Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 Yeah, he's talking about making an alliance with Haiti. Haiti was a pretty stupid idea for alliance anyway. The earthquake just made it an even stupider idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabHelmet Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 I recommend that Obama call a press conference dressed as a pirate. My suggestion is strictly better than any other suggestions made in this thread. That's how bad this thread is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 If Obama wants to correct America' date=' he should turn make us socialist. And pretty much all of those ideas were bad IMO. Except maybe the "Disband the UN" one. I kind of like that idea.[/quote'] Make the USA Communist, and persuade all other countries to do the same. YAY FOR COMMUNISM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 To improve the world he should do the following things. 1) Give Haiti the option to join the USA or get no help.(all of the list past this assumes they join) lol 2) Make Porta Rico a state loool 3) Improve the weapons we have know. looooooool 3a) Disband the UN C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER 4) Give Mexico the option of joining us or being conquered(we win is done) looooooool 5) Rebuild Mexico looooooooooool 6) Conquer south america with the option of joining us or being destroyed. loooooooooooooooooooooool 7) Give Canada' date=' England, Ireland, Japan, and Russia the option of joining the US in an alliance [b']looooooooooooooooooooooooooool[/b] 8) Start development of a way to break the speed of light No seriously are you funking retarded? 9) Interact with other species. You should just go and funk yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niño Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 To improve the world he should do the following things. 1) Give Haiti the option to join the USA or get no help.(all of the list past this assumes they join)no2) Make Porta Rico a stateno3) Improve the weapons we have know.money?3a) Disband the UNNo4) Give Mexico the option of joining us or being conquered(we win is done)dumb shi5) Rebuild Mexicotry it' date=' Tite Kubo would fuk up yo ass[/b']6) Conquer south america with the option of joining us or being destroyed.look are you some dumb redneck that thinks the US is the only country that people should respect and want to be a part of7) Give Canada, England, Ireland, Japan, and Russia the option of joining the US in an allianceagain... redneck8) Start development of a way to break the speed of lightLOLNO9) Interact with other species.Go f*ck yourselfGTFO, Mexico would f*cking own your ass, besides all your theorys are dumb, if you do stuff like conqouer countries and citys there will be terrorist retaliation, not to mention where are they going to get the money for better weapons and such... you're dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 1) Give Haiti the option to join the USA or get no help. Stupidest thing I've heard(all of the list past this assumes they join) 2) Make Porta Rico a state It's Puerto Rico and No they don't want to become a US state 3) Improve the weapons we have know. Why? What's the point? We're already the strongest country 3a) Disband the UN Lose and Ally and probably gain an enemy. Very Smart. NOT 4) Give Mexico the option of joining us or being conquered Again really stupid.(we win is done) 5) Rebuild Mexico ... 6) Conquer south america with the option of joining us or being destroyed. The US doesn't need to conquer South America, it's poor and it has more crime than we'd want to deal with 7) Give Canada, England, Ireland, Japan, and Russia the option of joining the US in an alliance. No... Just No 8 )Cool Start development of a way to break the speed of light 9) Interact with other species. 8 and 9 are stupid and I really don't want to comment on them. Stupid thread is stupid. =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 lol Join or die. Fail ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 1. Conquer the entire world. cwutididthar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kizzfan911 Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 Lets just get it over with and starting firing nukes left and right at other countries, and when Russia tries to fire their Anti-Missles, will fire our Anti-Anti-Missiles. Yayyyyy......America/U.S./Whatever its called!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 Hey, Catking, reality is calling! That's called an imperial government, and any human bestowed with such power over that many people, will make it a dictatorship. Remember, even Hitler was elected, but then he got hot-headed, like Bonaparte. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 To improve the world he should do the following things. 1) Give Haiti the option to join the USA or get no help.(all of the list past this assumes they join) 2) Make Porta Rico a state 3) Improve the weapons we have know. 3a) Disband the UNYou are a COMPLETE IDIOT4) Give Mexico the option of joining us or being conquered(we win is done)You are a COMPLETE IDIOT5) Rebuild Mexico 6) Conquer south america with the option of joining us or being destroyed.You are a COMPLETE IDIOT7) Give Canada' date=' England, Ireland, Japan, and Russia the option of joining the US in an alliance[b']You are a COMPLETE IDIOT[/b]8) Start development of a way to break the speed of lightYou are a COMPLETE IDIOT9) Interact with other species. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problematica Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 To improve the world he should do the following things. 1) Give Haiti the option to join the USA or get no help.(all of the list past this assumes they join) 2) Make Porta Rico a state 3) Improve the weapons we have know. 3a) Disband the UN 4) Give Mexico the option of joining us or being conquered(we win is done) 5) Rebuild Mexico 6) Conquer south america with the option of joining us or being destroyed. 7) Give Canada' date=' England, Ireland, Japan, and Russia the option of joining the US in an alliance 8) Start development of a way to break the speed of light 9) Interact with other species.[/quote'] You are a funking idiot.No, seriously. You are a mother funking idiot.I hope your mother regrets having you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabHelmet Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Catking left out a few crucial steps that Obama needs to take, such as: 1) Conquer Japan and rename it Area 11.2) Inform the French that we are the Borg, resistance is futile, and you will be assimilated.3) Get away with it, at least as long as he isn't stopped by those meddling kids.4) Never execute prisoners; instead, toss them in easily-escapeable deathtraps and ignore them.5) Create a giant transmutation circle around the world as part of a plan to sacrifice everyone.6) Use red text to disprove any allegations that he doesn't exist.7) Do the same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world.8) If all else fails, use fire. If fire fails, do a barrel roll.9) He mustn't run away. He mustn't run away. He mustn't run away. He mustn't run away. He mustn't run away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 4) Never execute prisoners; instead, toss them in easily-escapeable deathtraps and ignore them. How does that make any sense? Their prisoners, they don't deserve the shit that a deathtrap might give them. D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chaos Pudding Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 4) Never execute prisoners; instead' date=' toss them in easily-escapeable deathtraps and ignore them.[/i'] How does that make any sense? Their prisoners, they don't deserve the shit that a deathtrap might give them. D: Either the point went over your head, or you're pretending that the point went over your head. This is YCM, so it's hard to be sure either way, but aren't you the guy who claimed that PokeSav used in any way was unfair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 but aren't you the guy who claimed that PokeSav used in any way was unfair That was back in the day when I knew absolutely nothing. :D But half the Pokemon using PokeSav don't have legit IVs, but it's not like that is visible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chaos Pudding Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 but aren't you the guy who claimed that PokeSav used in any way was unfair That was back in the day when I knew absolutely nothing. :D But half the Pokemon using PokeSav don't have legit IVs' date=' but it's not like that is visible.[/quote'] Well, at least you've changed your tune on the matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabHelmet Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 10) Use his influence as king of the world to become the very best, like no one ever was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 10) Use his influence as king of the world to become the very best' date=' like no one ever was.[/quote'] I wanna be the very best.Like no one ever was.To catch them is my real test.To rule them is my cause. I will travel across the world.Searching far and wide.These humans are - under my control.The power is inside. King 'em all!Gotta king 'em all! You tempted me. D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 If Obama wants to correct America' date=' he should turn make us socialist. And pretty much all of those ideas were bad IMO. Except maybe the "Disband the UN" one. I kind of like that idea.[/quote'] Make the USA Communist, and persuade all other countries to do the same. YAY FOR COMMUNISM! Communism =/= socialism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chaos Pudding Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 11) Use his newfound wealth to construct additional pylons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabHelmet Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 12) Ensure that all everyone's base are belong to him.13) Assassinate all Japanese Eleven schoolgirls so that they can't use god-powers to eliminate him.14) Force Facebook to get a "Dislike" button, then use the Dislike button on Mudkips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T. Sankara Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 12) Ensure that all everyone's base are belong to him.13) Assassinate all Japanese Eleven schoolgirls so that they can't use god-powers to eliminate him.14) Force Facebook to get a "Dislike" button' date=' then use the Dislike button on Mudkips.[/quote'] I'm truly crying laughing right now. I just. . oh my God. xDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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