Flexta McSignals Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 [spoiler=stuff you probably don't care about, so don't read this]after i left this place for a while i dicided to stop living on this site and then move over to burke-works, and then my popularity grow substantialy in less than a week, when i told a story about my most recent trip to NYC were i beat up a dude who was like 324 pounds and 6 feet 9 inches and then i ended up losing to a 17-year-old japanese girl (she kicked me in the face and injured my shoulder) and when everyone at burke-works read it they started waiting for my next awesome adventure which came like a month later when (i secretly met my girlfriend) and i went to the asu game where i cussed at coach erickson for most of the second half and... skipping to december 25 when i had a awesome christmas (where i met santa's daughter for some fun, and my girlfriend played around with me ;) ) then soon after a made a pretty cool joke that some users thought wasn't funny which led to a user named pinwheel bashing on me (in a real harsh way) which caused me to run away from home (nobody knew about it yet) then a user named sam made a video talking about how cool i was (according to what they knew about me) which caused pinwheel to apologise then the next day my girlfriend went a called out one of my friends who was also a member on burke-works asking about what caused me to go all emo on my girlfriend and run away which started a rumor about me being emo or goth, soon after i returned to the internet (because i didn't see pinwheel's apology until 7:24AM pacific time) then the rumor changed to ever being in a crazy hospital then everything settled down until less than a week later when my losing streak was finally broken in which i said why i was losing which caused me to get a meme based on me (i.e. supersepiroth gets beat at thing by his mom) which is still going today now on-topicwhat do you think would happen if sarah palin ended up getting fox news all to herself? i say it would be a disaster in politics because fox news is the republican hub of entertainment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 tl;dr Sarah Palin would make Fox into a Porno Channel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Don't complain, you still fail ya know. Yeah Sarah Palin should be sent back to Alaska Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 The following statements make me question the validity of your story: and then my popularity grow substantialy santa's daughter how cool i was meme based on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexta McSignals Posted January 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 The following statements make me question the validity of your story: and then my popularity grow substantialy santa's daughter how cool i was meme based on me then go checkyou can find my accountthe story of me on burke-works is real and the second topic is the real topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 This story is a big steamy pile of bullshit. And Sarah Palin is old news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Fox news is gonna go under Sarah palin is still Americas #1 MILF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 You sure you're not high? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmodius Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Why do expect us to believe you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scyire Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 You sure you're not high? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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