cyberdude Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 i'd bribe the asian dude from heroes to go see what the winning lottery ticket would be and then buy that ticketthen i would go and use the lottery money to be RICH!!!and use some on my gf lol well you see' date=' and you do realize that, even if you win the lottery, you dont even get have of that money, by the time the government taxes the taxes off it =/ and even then you dont get all of it right away lol lol slime lord, you better hurry! :lol:[/quote']stupid taxesand what you said about your girlfriend is unfreakin believable i know, i have learned to grow with it though, becuase noone at our school likes her, except the guys guys, who cant get a date either,again no offense to any one=/well everyone can be yours it just depends how talk act and look just call me hitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted December 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 i'd bribe the asian dude from heroes to go see what the winning lottery ticket would be and then buy that ticketthen i would go and use the lottery money to be RICH!!!and use some on my gf lol well you see' date=' and you do realize that, even if you win the lottery, you dont even get have of that money, by the time the government taxes the taxes off it =/ and even then you dont get all of it right away lol lol slime lord, you better hurry! :lol:[/quote']stupid taxesand what you said about your girlfriend is unfreakin believable i know, i have learned to grow with it though, becuase noone at our school likes her, except the guys guys, who cant get a date either,again no offense to any one=/well everyone can be yours it just depends how talk act and look just call me hitch wait what? lol i think i understand what you said, but not really, are you saying that anyone can be mine, but it just depends on how i look talk and act? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberdude Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 i'd bribe the asian dude from heroes to go see what the winning lottery ticket would be and then buy that ticketthen i would go and use the lottery money to be RICH!!!and use some on my gf lol well you see' date=' and you do realize that, even if you win the lottery, you dont even get have of that money, by the time the government taxes the taxes off it =/ and even then you dont get all of it right away lol lol slime lord, you better hurry! :lol:[/quote']stupid taxesand what you said about your girlfriend is unfreakin believable i know, i have learned to grow with it though, becuase noone at our school likes her, except the guys guys, who cant get a date either,again no offense to any one=/well everyone can be yours it just depends how talk act and look just call me hitch wait what? lol i think i understand what you said, but not really, are you saying that anyone can be mine, but it just depends on how i look talk and act? lolyes you can sweep any girl/guy off her feet if you act right and make sure she he comes first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted December 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 i'd bribe the asian dude from heroes to go see what the winning lottery ticket would be and then buy that ticketthen i would go and use the lottery money to be RICH!!!and use some on my gf lol well you see' date=' and you do realize that, even if you win the lottery, you dont even get have of that money, by the time the government taxes the taxes off it =/ and even then you dont get all of it right away lol lol slime lord, you better hurry! :lol:[/quote']stupid taxesand what you said about your girlfriend is unfreakin believable i know, i have learned to grow with it though, becuase noone at our school likes her, except the guys guys, who cant get a date either,again no offense to any one=/well everyone can be yours it just depends how talk act and look just call me hitch wait what? lol i think i understand what you said, but not really, are you saying that anyone can be mine, but it just depends on how i look talk and act? lolyes you can sweep any girl/guy off her feet if you act right and make sure she he comes first lol, thats what i do, to all my friends, i just never asked anyone else out, yet, i uh, dont "feel" like it =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberdude Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 i'd bribe the asian dude from heroes to go see what the winning lottery ticket would be and then buy that ticketthen i would go and use the lottery money to be RICH!!!and use some on my gf lol well you see' date=' and you do realize that, even if you win the lottery, you dont even get have of that money, by the time the government taxes the taxes off it =/ and even then you dont get all of it right away lol lol slime lord, you better hurry! :lol:[/quote']stupid taxesand what you said about your girlfriend is unfreakin believable i know, i have learned to grow with it though, becuase noone at our school likes her, except the guys guys, who cant get a date either,again no offense to any one=/well everyone can be yours it just depends how talk act and look just call me hitch wait what? lol i think i understand what you said, but not really, are you saying that anyone can be mine, but it just depends on how i look talk and act? lolyes you can sweep any girl/guy off her feet if you act right and make sure she he comes first lol, thats what i do, to all my friends, i just never asked anyone else out, yet, i uh, dont "feel" like it =/ go ahead man take the risk what do you have to lose you will never find your soul mate by being lazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted December 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 i'd bribe the asian dude from heroes to go see what the winning lottery ticket would be and then buy that ticketthen i would go and use the lottery money to be RICH!!!and use some on my gf lol well you see' date=' and you do realize that, even if you win the lottery, you dont even get have of that money, by the time the government taxes the taxes off it =/ and even then you dont get all of it right away lol lol slime lord, you better hurry! :lol:[/quote']stupid taxesand what you said about your girlfriend is unfreakin believable i know, i have learned to grow with it though, becuase noone at our school likes her, except the guys guys, who cant get a date either,again no offense to any one=/well everyone can be yours it just depends how talk act and look just call me hitch wait what? lol i think i understand what you said, but not really, are you saying that anyone can be mine, but it just depends on how i look talk and act? lolyes you can sweep any girl/guy off her feet if you act right and make sure she he comes first lol, thats what i do, to all my friends, i just never asked anyone else out, yet, i uh, dont "feel" like it =/ go ahead man take the risk what do you have to lose you will never find your soul mate by being lazy its a long story =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberdude Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 i'd bribe the asian dude from heroes to go see what the winning lottery ticket would be and then buy that ticketthen i would go and use the lottery money to be RICH!!!and use some on my gf lol well you see' date=' and you do realize that, even if you win the lottery, you dont even get have of that money, by the time the government taxes the taxes off it =/ and even then you dont get all of it right away lol lol slime lord, you better hurry! :lol:[/quote']stupid taxesand what you said about your girlfriend is unfreakin believable i know, i have learned to grow with it though, becuase noone at our school likes her, except the guys guys, who cant get a date either,again no offense to any one=/well everyone can be yours it just depends how talk act and look just call me hitch wait what? lol i think i understand what you said, but not really, are you saying that anyone can be mine, but it just depends on how i look talk and act? lolyes you can sweep any girl/guy off her feet if you act right and make sure she he comes first lol, thats what i do, to all my friends, i just never asked anyone else out, yet, i uh, dont "feel" like it =/ go ahead man take the risk what do you have to lose you will never find your soul mate by being lazy its a long story =/well still go out there take a chance roll the dice u will never find your soul mate even if its not the girl you want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted December 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 i'd bribe the asian dude from heroes to go see what the winning lottery ticket would be and then buy that ticketthen i would go and use the lottery money to be RICH!!!and use some on my gf lol well you see' date=' and you do realize that, even if you win the lottery, you dont even get have of that money, by the time the government taxes the taxes off it =/ and even then you dont get all of it right away lol lol slime lord, you better hurry! :lol:[/quote']stupid taxesand what you said about your girlfriend is unfreakin believable i know, i have learned to grow with it though, becuase noone at our school likes her, except the guys guys, who cant get a date either,again no offense to any one=/well everyone can be yours it just depends how talk act and look just call me hitch wait what? lol i think i understand what you said, but not really, are you saying that anyone can be mine, but it just depends on how i look talk and act? lolyes you can sweep any girl/guy off her feet if you act right and make sure she he comes first lol, thats what i do, to all my friends, i just never asked anyone else out, yet, i uh, dont "feel" like it =/ go ahead man take the risk what do you have to lose you will never find your soul mate by being lazy its a long story =/well still go out there take a chance roll the dice u will never find your soul mate even if its not the girl you want lol, i like your advice, but again, you dont know the story lol =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberdude Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 well tell me about it i have all the time in the world or if u dont want people to now shoot me a pm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted December 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 well tell me about it i have all the time in the world or if u dont want people to now shoot me a pm okie dokie, consider yourself shot =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryFreelance Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 Buy a box from somewhere, maybe Victoria's Secret... But not have anything in the box. And give it to her and tell her to wear it ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junk Raver Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 I would add it to more money and get my boyfriend most likly an engagement ring. However that would be in the future, not anytime soon, so i would simply hang onto the money until then ^_^ Or i would get him whatever he wanted, although whenever i ask him that he decides to be uber sweet and says me ^_^ so i would probly buy him something like loads of Console games, as hes lacking them ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberdude Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 Buy a box from somewhere' date=' maybe Victoria's Secret... But not have anything in the box. And give it to her and tell her to wear it ;)[/quote'] BEST DAMM GIFT EVAHim totally stealing that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altemon Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 Nothing. The Co*k in the box is the best gift ever ;). Dude, there are children here!:xMy brother is on here. He's 9 years old!Let's not be so sick, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberdude Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 uhhm ok were not sick were teens and its good for kids to be exposed to that kind of stuff at that age so they dont wind up curious and wanting to try it later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slash Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 i whould by my boy/girl a romatic dinner on a boat with candlelight and a bottle of really expensive wine I would do that too :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Diviner Posted December 28, 2007 Report Share Posted December 28, 2007 I would buy my girlfriend somethig she wanted as I don't have a girlfriend I wouldn't know what they want or buy a ring or something ,common. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted December 28, 2007 Report Share Posted December 28, 2007 just incase u guys are wondering i rented a room at a motel have reservations at a really expensive place and also bought her a ring what about you guys lol' date=' sad but true story, i bought my girlfriend a ring, for her birthday, cost me 500 dollars, then found out the next day, she uh, wanted to meet new people =/[/quote'] I overheard a girl a couple years ago talking to her friend. This was about.. Freshman year, end of November - ish. Friend: you should dump him soon.Her: I'd rather wait til christmas and get presents from him first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberdude Posted December 28, 2007 Report Share Posted December 28, 2007 just incase u guys are wondering i rented a room at a motel have reservations at a really expensive place and also bought her a ring what about you guys lol' date=' sad but true story, i bought my girlfriend a ring, for her birthday, cost me 500 dollars, then found out the next day, she uh, wanted to meet new people =/[/quote'] I overheard a girl a couple years ago talking to her friend. This was about.. Freshman year, end of November - ish. Friend: you should dump him soon.Her: I'd rather wait til christmas and get presents from him first. now thats messed up big time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted December 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2007 just incase u guys are wondering i rented a room at a motel have reservations at a really expensive place and also bought her a ring what about you guys lol' date=' sad but true story, i bought my girlfriend a ring, for her birthday, cost me 500 dollars, then found out the next day, she uh, wanted to meet new people =/[/quote'] I overheard a girl a couple years ago talking to her friend. This was about.. Freshman year, end of November - ish. Friend: you should dump him soon.Her: I'd rather wait til christmas and get presents from him first. now thats messed up big time ahh dudethis isnt even funnythe day after we "ended" my "friend" showed me his texting convo'sguess who he talked to the most?!and guess how manys texts there were?!?!1.201wtf?!im not even gonna start talking about what they were talking about =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldD Posted December 28, 2007 Report Share Posted December 28, 2007 I'd get my GF anything see asks for...That's how much I LOVE her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fh-Fh Posted December 28, 2007 Report Share Posted December 28, 2007 Fancy Dinner, New Cell Phone, and condoms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted December 28, 2007 Report Share Posted December 28, 2007 I'd get my GF anything see asks for...That's how much I LOVE her FOOL! The self is always #1. I don't care if your dating God, that rule always applies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted December 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 I'd get my GF anything see asks for...That's how much I LOVE her FOOL! The self is always #1. I don't care if your dating God' date=' that rule always applies.[/quote'] lolhes got a pointthats why you buy her things like .... condoms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HORUS Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 a dildo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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