My member card!

[Teh ZWOOTS]

Before you look at these cards, please note that I am insane, so the effect is insane. Thank you!

[spoiler=Teh cardz of insanity!]

This card cannot be normal summoned or set. This card cannot be special summoned. This card can only be ritual summoned by the effect of "The Lunatic Is On The Grass." This card cannot be destroyed as a result of battle. Damage calculation is applied normally. This card is unaffected by spell and trap cards. As long as this card is face up on the field, all monsters that are sent to the Graveyard, are removed from play instead. Once per turn, roll a six sided dice for every empty monster and spell and trap card space on your and your opponent's side of the field.

1 - 2: Do nothing

3 - 4: Discard one card off the top of both player's deck.

5 - 6: Flip a coin. If heads, destroy one card on your opponent's side of the field. If tails, destroy one monster on your side of the field. If there are no monster cards on your side of the field and you get tails, discard 2 cards of the top of your deck. If there are no monster cards on your opponent's side of the field and you get heads, discard 2 cards of the top of your opponent's deck

If all of the dice are the same number, flip a coin. If heads, you win the duel. If tails, you lose the duel. When this card declares an attack on one of your opponent's monsters, flip a coin! If heads, destroy the card this card targeted for an attack without applying damage calculations. If tails, negate the attack and inflict 500 points of damage to yourself. If this card is only card on the field during your or your opponent's end phase, Inflict 100 points of damage to both players for every card removed from play. If either you or your opponent runs out of cards in their deck, add all of their cards back into their deck (including the cards removed from play), shuffle their deck and they draw 5 cards. If this happens 3 times, destroy this card. When this card is destroyed and sent to the graveyard, remove this card from play instead. If this card is sent to either player's hand, deck or field after being removed from play, flip a coin. If heads, the owner of this card wins the duel. If tails, the owner of this card loses the duel.

 

 

P.S. Rate please? >.<

[Agaming]

this should be moved to joke section if you want i'll get a mod to do it

[Aero~]

this should be moved to joke section if you want i'll get a mod to do it

 

I don't think it's a joke card.

 

Some OCg errors and OP'ed.

[Teh ZWOOTS]

this should be moved to joke section if you want i'll get a mod to do it

 

Oh wow thanks a lot for that. =/

 

@ Xion 27: Anything I can do to make it more even?

[Aero~]

this should be moved to joke section if you want i'll get a mod to do it

 

Oh wow thanks a lot for that. =/

 

@ Xion 27: Anything I can do to make it more even?

 

Damage calculation is applied normally :/

[Teh ZWOOTS]

this should be moved to joke section if you want i'll get a mod to do it

 

Oh wow thanks a lot for that. =/

 

@ Xion 27: Anything I can do to make it more even?

 

Damage calculation is applied normally :/

 

Okay. Thank you.

[.:Shaymin:.]

Pics are kinda of bad

 

Pretty Good OCG

 

6.5/10

[Teh ZWOOTS]

Pics are kinda of bad

 

Pretty Good OCG

 

6.5/10

 

Yea I know... I don't have many pictures that would work. =/

Thank you for the rate.

[Teh ZWOOTS]

bump

[YugiMasterMind]

lol well played!