How to be Obama.

[Willieh]

1. Pick out a natural disaster and use it as a metaphor.

2. Add a few touching lines about children or poor people.

3. Pick a few "hot topics" and respond to them with pseudo-answers.

4. Try and relate to people in the crowd.

5. ???

6. PROFIT!

 

Go ahead, try it out. You'll sound just like Obama.

[BehindTheMask]

ಠ_ಠ

 

I approve.

[Luna Lovegood]

I did this and guess what? I became black, my name changed, I was a boy and president. It's amazing how Willeh can help you

[Skippy Canoe]

Lol I agree. I had to watch this for school. But you forgot one. 7: Repeat your hollow promises.

 

;3

[~Shore]

Yes, that is indeed humorous criticism of the president.

[Guest JoshIcy]

ITT: This is limited to Obama. Even though it's all politicians.

[Willieh]

ITT: This is limited to Obama. Even though it's all politicians.

 

ITT: Icyblue complains about someone mocking the president because the president happens to be Obama.

[Guest JoshIcy]

ITT: This is limited to Obama. Even though it's all politicians.

 

ITT: Icyblue complains about someone mocking the president because the president happens to be Obama.

 

Bush never got his High School Diploma.

Clinton used the white house as a whore house.

HWB was pretty useless.

Carter was Mr. Rogers in disguise.

Nixon needs a rhinoplasty.

Kennedy had no common sense.

 

Do I need to go on? Obama was named, instead it should be all politicians.

[Willieh]

ITT: This is limited to Obama. Even though it's all politicians.

 

ITT: Icyblue complains about someone mocking the president because the president happens to be Obama.

 

Bush never got his High School Diploma.

Clinton used the white house as a whore house.

HWB was pretty useless.

Carter was Mr. Rogers in disguise.

Nixon needs a rhinoplasty.

Kennedy had no common sense.

 

Do I need to go on? Obama was named' date=' instead it should be all politicians.

[/quote']

 

Oh yeah. I forgot. If somebody else has problems, it justifies yours.

 

Obama was named because HE'S the president. Derp.

 

Oh yeah, and where did you read that bush didn't get a high school diploma? It's kind of hard to get into Yale and Harvard without a diploma.

 

EDIT: After reviewing your post, I've come to the conclusion that you don't know what you're talking about. Everything you listed had nothing to do with the quality of a president. Except for saying "Kennedy had no common sense" (on which you failed to elaborate) and "HWB was useless."

[The Borg]

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I agree completely with this.

[Akira]

[spoiler=This sum's up how to give a successful speech just like Obama]

[~Shore]

ITT: This is limited to Obama. Even though it's all politicians.

 

ITT: Icyblue complains about someone mocking the president because the president happens to be Obama.

 

Bush never got his High School Diploma.

Clinton used the white house as a whore house.

HWB was pretty useless.

Carter was Mr. Rogers in disguise.

Nixon needs a rhinoplasty.

Kennedy had no common sense.

 

Do I need to go on? Obama was named' date=' instead it should be all politicians.

[/quote']

 

Oh yeah. I forgot. If somebody else has problems, it justifies yours. And this doesn't apply to you too?

 

Obama was named because HE'S the president. Derp.

 

Oh yeah, and where did you read that bush didn't get a high school diploma? It's kind of hard to get into Yale and Harvard without a father who was once a president.

[Willieh]

ITT: This is limited to Obama. Even though it's all politicians.

 

ITT: Icyblue complains about someone mocking the president because the president happens to be Obama.

 

Bush never got his High School Diploma.

Clinton used the white house as a whore house.

HWB was pretty useless.

Carter was Mr. Rogers in disguise.

Nixon needs a rhinoplasty.

Kennedy had no common sense.

 

Do I need to go on? Obama was named' date=' instead it should be all politicians.

[/quote']

 

Oh yeah. I forgot. If somebody else has problems, it justifies yours. And this doesn't apply to you too?

Way to make an assumption. Or maybe the sentence that says, "I am the only exception to this rule because I have no flaws" is invisible to everyone except for you.

Obama was named because HE'S the president. Derp.

 

Oh yeah, and where did you read that bush didn't get a high school diploma? It's kind of hard to get into Yale and Harvard without a father who was once a president.

Show me a credible source saying Bush never graduated from High School. I find that incredibly hard to believe. Regardless of who is parents are. And regardless, this isn't about Bush. This is about our current president.

[~Shore]

OK, srs bsns tiems. Josh made a point, a good one- the majority of politicians do the same things in their speeches, campaigns, etc. that Barack Obama does. You could just as easily have titled this thread "how to be a politician" as "how to be Obama".

 

That is a completely logical point, therefor making it personal to Josh was a colossal dick move. Everyone has problems, not just him. Therefor it's completely irrelevant.

 

As for Bush, we have to regard the amount of seriousness in my comment. Obviously you can't get into a really good college without a high school diploma. Does that make Bush a smart person? No it does not. He was a C student. He was mediocre, since he was dealing with high standards. A mediocre student means a poor president. However, by my comment, I simply wanted to take a shot at one of the worst presidents in our history instead of attacking a decidedly mediocre president who so far has done little to deserve either the praise or fury with which his presidency has been met.

[Brushfire]

I tried this in English and succeeded brilliantly.

[Pikachu]

I just said 'Change, Yes We Can' and I was totally like him.

 

Your rules are too complicated.

[Willieh]

OK' date=' srs bsns tiems. Josh made a point, a good one- the majority of politicians do the same things in their speeches, campaigns, etc. that Barack Obama does. You could just as easily have titled this thread "how to be a politician" as "how to be Obama".

 

That is a completely logical point, therefor making it personal to Josh was a colossal dick move. Everyone has problems, not just him. Therefor it's completely irrelevant.

 

As for Bush, we have to regard the amount of seriousness in my comment. Obviously you can't get into a really good college without a high school diploma. Does that make Bush a smart person? No it does not. He was a C student. He was mediocre, since he was dealing with high standards. A mediocre student means a poor president. However, by my comment, I simply wanted to take a shot at one of the worst presidents in our history instead of attacking a decidedly mediocre president who so far has done little to deserve either the praise or fury with which his presidency has been met.

[/quote']

 

.Fireworks. You're argument is the tornado that is unsuccessfully trying to dismantle my pride. I will NOT allow this breeze to rip apart my integrity. I will protect the ideology of poverty stricken children across America! You say, "All politicians are corrupt." This statement is a black plague killing the hopes and dreams of American citizens everywhere. I think I speak for everyone when I say I am sick and tired of the populous that seems to doubt the American people.

[CinnamonStar]

And get the Nobel Prize for being popular.:)

 

Bush never got his High School Diploma.

Clinton used the white house as a whore house.

 

I lol'ed! But it's true.

 

And I think Obama is overrated and more of a popstar than a politician and I don't approve of the Nobel Prize obviously. But honestly we could've gotten much worse...-.-

[六兆年と一夜物語]

Don't forget; you need to make a rickroll video with you saying bits and pieces from Obamas' speeches.

[Dad]

Here we go again. The jabroniing and moaning coming from someone who doesn't approve. You better be running for president in the future. That way you can prove yourself, instead of moaning all the damn time. Go make a change for us then jabroni. You obviously seem to think you can do better having the gall to put it all out there.

[六兆年と一夜物語]

Here we go again. The jabroniing and moaning coming from someone who doesn't approve. You better be running for president in the future. That way you can prove yourself' date=' instead of moaning all the damn time. Go make a change for us then jabroni. You obviously seem to think you can do better having the gall to put it all out there.

[/quote']

 

Damn idiot.

 

Can't take a joke, can you?

[Pikachu]

And get the Nobel Prize for being popular.:)

 

Bush never got his High School Diploma.

Clinton used the white house as a whore house.

 

I lol'ed! But it's true.

 

And I think Obama is overrated and more of a popstar than a politician and I don't approve of the Nobel Prize obviously. But honestly we could've gotten much worse...-.-

 

At least you didn't pick McCain, right? ;D

 

I wonder what it would be like if McCain was president.

[Dad]

Here we go again. The jabroniing and moaning coming from someone who doesn't approve. You better be running for president in the future. That way you can prove yourself' date=' instead of moaning all the damn time. Go make a change for us then jabroni. You obviously seem to think you can do better having the gall to put it all out there.

[/quote']

 

Damn idiot.

 

Can't take a joke, can you?

 

Apparently I'm an idiot because I can accept ignorance on another level. I don't give a damn if it was a joke. If you're gonna sit there and jabroni about everything, change, or stop making stupid ass jokes.

[六兆年と一夜物語]

Here we go again. The jabroniing and moaning coming from someone who doesn't approve. You better be running for president in the future. That way you can prove yourself' date=' instead of moaning all the damn time. Go make a change for us then jabroni. You obviously seem to think you can do better having the gall to put it all out there.

[/quote']

 

Damn idiot.

 

Can't take a joke, can you?

 

Apparently I'm an idiot because I can accept ignorance on another level. I don't give a damn if it was a joke. If you're gonna sit there and b**** about everything, change, or stop making stupid ass jokes.

 

Hey, racism is part of our life.

 

How you take it takes it on you.

 

And if you bitch about it badly, then you might as well hide in your fucking corner.

[Dad]

Here we go again. The jabroniing and moaning coming from someone who doesn't approve. You better be running for president in the future. That way you can prove yourself' date=' instead of moaning all the damn time. Go make a change for us then jabroni. You obviously seem to think you can do better having the gall to put it all out there.

[/quote']

 

Damn idiot.

 

Can't take a joke, can you?

 

Apparently I'm an idiot because I can accept ignorance on another level. I don't give a damn if it was a joke. If you're gonna sit there and b**** about everything, change, or stop making stupid ass jokes.

 

Hey, racism is part of our life.

 

How you take it takes it on you.

 

And if you bitch about it badly, then you might as well hide in your fucking corner.

 

What does this have to do with racism? I never mentioned it, so I don't where you're getting this from.

 

And most racists are just a bunch of ignorant dumbfucks anyhow. I just ignore the bastards and keep moving. Oh, but I'm so sure you're perfectly fine if someone comes up to you out of the blue and calls you out of your name.

 

If you jabroni about it, go sit in a corner.