BehindTheMask Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 [spoiler=OMG sorta pg 16]I've been dating this girl for like 2-3 months now and the other night when she hops in the shower her phone rings and it's her mom so Ianswer it and we talk for a few minutes. She was just checking in on her and making sure she was okay all that plum. so whatever' date=' i hang up and she has a new text from this guido named robert so i read it and it says something along the lines of "hey what time do you want me to come over and pick you up? i'm really excited." So i call her mom back and ask her who this robert guy is and she says it's her boyfriend. im like wtf and her mom says what's wrong? so i say that i was under the impression that her and i were a couple and her mom says that she told her that her and i were just friends. [b']So like 2 days later im talking to my buddy and we're trollin on the interwebs and plum and he comes up with this absolutely brilliant idea that i should really just devastate her and let her know i know in the most mean-spirited way possible and i should rickroll her.[/b] im elated so i get this ring that i bought for meg like 2 years ago and i have the little box and plum and i ask her if she'll go out for dinner with me last night so we go out for dinner at cheddars because its cheap as hell and it's pretty nice and we come home and start chillin and watching a movie. All of a sudden i sit up and i say "hey baby, there's something i'd really like to ask you" and she looks at me and smiles and i pull out the ring and go "we're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do i. i know commitment's what im thinkin of" and she gets up and says "you grapeing jerk i thought you were serious" and i look at her and say "so did i, but then i saw those texts from robert?" and she just gets pissed and walks out and drives away. Discuss awesome plans here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twig Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 I LOL'D. Revenge is sweet. I don't know if that was really revenge, but oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icestorm Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Once someone planned to watch pr0nz. So they did. That was an epic plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Ehh, I see better revenge. Like getting Rick Astley in person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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