Jinzo Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 A girl, somewhere in germany or something, was on her bureau masturbating using a broomstick handle. Her mother comes in and catches her in the act. The girl then fell off the bureau in despair and the broomstick goes all the way up her vagina, breaking through it thus killing her. Explain funny deaths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limited Edition KING Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 OMFG Ouch that would have hurt >. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 That's...sick. But why with a broomstick, and why falling off the bureau? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomboi Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 :DAwesome death eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Stupidity can truly be epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Ouch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomboi Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Also: When I saw the title I thought "Witch, lights off." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yasu Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Nah, urban legends.Like the girl and the frozen sausage. http://snopes.com/college/risque/broom.asp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scatty Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 I don't understand. How could that kill somebody? Internal bleeding is the only answer, but somebody could have called an ambulance till that would have become lethal. BUT...imagining this myth being tested by Mythbusters is a golden memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 I don't understand. How could that kill somebody? Internal bleeding is the only answer' date=' but somebody could have called an ambulance till that would have become lethal. BUT...imagining this myth being tested by Mythbusters is a golden memory.[/quote'] That would be one Mythbusters I'd die for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scatty Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Adam and Jamie. The secret heroes of our world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scatty Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Adam and Jamie. The secret heroes of our world. Yup. I'm just wondering who will the one to test this myth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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