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My girlfriend just dumped me' date=' over msn, eight days before valentines day, I feel fuxed and sad ¬¬

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IM huh?

Go straight to her face and ask her, "What the f*ck?"

Thanks bud. ;D

 

I plan to, I really do.

 

In fact, I'm thinking you should give her a lil slap.

Cause breaking someone up in IM deserves one.

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Maybe you're just too ugly

 

Valentines day is a hoax. It's fun' date=' though.

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You know you love me for how I look really Rio babeh. ;D

 

Eh, I agree, it's nice if it's a day for the two of you, but so far it has only been about the woman through my experience.

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My girlfriend just dumped me' date=' over msn, eight days before valentines day, I feel fuxed and sad ¬¬

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I know how you feel, man, I got dumped 2 days before homecoming >.<

 

Protip: If she dumped you eight days before valentines day, she's probably not worth it.

 

Also, I'm actually looking forward to it this year. Me and some dude friends are going to hang out at our school's dance, the majority of us dateless, lol.

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I love Valentine's Day.

 

It's the only day of the year where I actually have an excuse to be depressed.

 

#1 larxene, their is just something plain wrong with you, i hope that that one + rep helps you towards a shrink.

#2 to all the guy on here is a list of thing that happen near or around valentines.

for GUYS:

(1. you ask a girl out possibly things that could happen:

- you get a date for vals and dont feel half bad, but pity the rest of the nerds who were to spineless to get a date.

- she say no and you probroly spend the day on the computer like the rest nerd be sad and comtomplateing your own death, and looking up specfic images or videos online.

(2. you stay at home and possibly 2 for #1 still happens.

For girls

only one opition

#1 sit back and injoy themselve as they watch the guys do whatever they want, or they break heart.

in summriae, vals is made by women to torment men.

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I love Valentine's Day.

 

It's the only day of the year where I actually have an excuse to be depressed.

 

#1 larxene' date=' their is just something plain wrong with you, i hope that that one + rep helps you towards a shrink.

#2 to all the guy on here is a list of thing that happen near or around valentines.

for GUYS:

(1. you ask a girl out possibly things that could happen:

- you get a date for vals and dont feel half bad, but pity the rest of the nerds who were to spineless to get a date.

- she say no and you probroly spend the day on the computer like the rest nerd be sad and comtomplateing your own death, and looking up specfic images or videos online.

(2. you stay at home and possibly 2 for #1 still happens.

For girls

only one opition

#1 sit back and injoy themselve as they watch the guys do whatever they want, or they break heart.

in summriae, vals is made by women to torment men.

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1. You obviously need to fix your grammar.

2. You obviously don't know the people here very well.

3. To think that there is something wrong with Larxene, there is something wrong with you. Then again, this falls under #2, so...

4. Valentines Day was just something some random dude who happened to be gay invented who was completely bored and lonely. On that day, he got killed because everyone thought it was a stupid holiday. To this day, it still is. Its purpose wasn't to fulfill people. Its purpose was to show how retarded the guy was to invent such a holiday. Either that, or to show how bored he was.

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But there IS something wrong with me. :D

 

And that's what makes you unique (in a cool and creepy sorta way):

1) Instead of candy hearts, you prefer REAL hearts.

2) You steal people's hearts - LITERALLY! (and it shows up on the news about an hour later)

3) You have enough fans here to keep you amused on Valentine's Day, so you don't have an excuse to be depressed.

 

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But there IS something wrong with me. :D

 

And that's what makes you unique (in a cool and creepy sorta way):

1) Instead of candy hearts' date=' you prefer REAL hearts.

2) You steal people's hearts - LITERALLY! (and it shows up on the news about an hour later)

3) You have enough fans here to keep you amused on Valentine's Day, so you don't have an excuse to be depressed.

 

8)

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1 - What can I say? Human flesh is delicious. <3

2 - Nah, I'm much more secretive than that. I eat ALL the evidence~

3 - Pfft. I won't be coming online at all next Sunday unless I have to. I'm gonna stay in bed all day and be miserable~

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But there IS something wrong with me. :D

 

And that's what makes you unique (in a cool and creepy sorta way):

1) Instead of candy hearts' date=' you prefer REAL hearts.

2) You steal people's hearts - LITERALLY! (and it shows up on the news about an hour later)

3) You have enough fans here to keep you amused on Valentine's Day, so you don't have an excuse to be depressed.

 

8)

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1 - What can I say? Human flesh is delicious. <3

2 - Nah, I'm much more secretive than that. I eat ALL the evidence~

3 - Pfft. I won't be coming online at all next Sunday unless I have to. I'm gonna stay in bed all day and be miserable~

 

1) Certainly tastes better than those candies. They taste like chalk.

2) Guess the impersonators don't have it down pat yet. They're leaving the corpses with big holes in the torsos still lying around.

3) Aww. Oh well. I'd offer ya a hug, but I can see that knife you're holding behind your back. Just try and have a good day if at all possible, all right?

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