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It is also illegal to sell a guitar on Saturday in Georgia.

 

Not true. I live in Georgia. Your source of information is wrong. =/

 

I too live in Georgia

 

O RLY?

 

OT: Just found out the Ice Cream law in Kentucky is also in Georgia. I know what I'm doing on Sunday...

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In New York' date=' it is illegal to park an elephant on the sidewalk on Tuesdays at 3 o'clock.

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Please say thats a troll...

In the United States of America' date=' it is illeagle to commit suicide.

If you commit suicide, you're going to jail.

It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

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When does the corpse get out of jail? xD

 

It gets a life sentance...=/

 

That's sad.

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It is also illegal to sell a guitar on Saturday in Georgia.

 

Not true. I live in Georgia. Your source of information is wrong. =/

 

I too live in Georgia

 

O RLY?

 

OT: Just found out the Ice Cream law in Kentucky is also in Georgia. I know what I'm doing on Sunday...

 

Yeah...I do live in GA. Really? I never heard it. :? I found this on a website:

 

"In Utah' date=' Women may not swear.[/i']" I don't live in Utah so I don't know if it is true.

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In New York' date=' it is illegal to park an elephant on the sidewalk on Tuesdays at 3 o'clock.

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Please say thats a troll...

In the United States of America' date=' it is illeagle to commit suicide.

If you commit suicide, you're going to jail.

It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

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When does the corpse get out of jail? xD

 

It gets a life sentance...=/

 

That's sad.

 

I thought that was a good one...

*slits wrists*

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Texas Laws:

 

-You may not sell your own eye.

-When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

-It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing

-A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

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Texas Laws:

 

-You may not sell your own eye.

-When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing' date=' each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

-It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing

-A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

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Dear Ficko,

I shall be breaking into your house through your back window, and shall proceed into your room with a knife and a pistol with an intention of killing you. I shall shoot you in the face, and stab you a minimum of 32 times. Then, I shall steal your watch.

Please note that I shall be coming in 48 hours, so please, make space in your calander for this.

Thank you,

Yankeefan

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It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.

Ohio, United States

 

Only police officers may shoot birds in the city.

Sheboygan, United States, Wisconsin

 

It is against the law to “frown” at a police officer.

New Jersey, United States

 

I should remember the last one since I live in NJ. ;)

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-A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice' date=' either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

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I loled so hard. xD

 

Alaska:

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

 

Louisiana:

“Fake” wrestling matches are prohibited.

Spectators at a boxing match may not mock one of the contestants.

It is illegal to gargle in public places.

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Texas Laws:

 

-You may not sell your own eye.

-When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing' date=' each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

-It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing

-A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

[/quote']

 

Dear Ficko,

I shall be breaking into your house through your back window, and shall proceed into your room with a knife and a pistol with an intention of killing you. I shall shoot you in the face, and stab you a minimum of 32 times. Then, I shall steal your watch.

Please note that I shall be coming in 48 hours, so please, make space in your calander for this.

Thank you,

Yankeefan

 

Sexual sadist much?

Seriously, post-mordem stabs are almost always an indicator of sexual sadism.

 

On another note, in Alaska: Eating a neighbor's baby is strictly prohibited.

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New York Laws:

Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

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New York Laws:

Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

While riding in an elevator' date=' one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

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1. I see it as real

2. Fake, and..orly?

3. Fake

 

It is also illegal to whistle underwater in West Virginia.

 

Fake -.-

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