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While laughing at you Americans is fun and all, laughing at ourself is important too:

 

England:

Since 1313, MPs are not allowed to don armor in Parliament.

 

No cows may be driven down the roadway between 10 AM and 7 PM unless there is prior approval from the Commissioner of Police.

 

All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.

 

London Hackney Carriages (taxis/cabs) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats.

 

It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar).

 

Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI).

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The UK still has some really stupid ones.

 

It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

It is illegal to eat mince pies on December 25.

A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants' date=' including in a policeman’s helmet

In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow

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it's tradition to eat mince pies on christmas day!

 

Santa-Hmmm.Mince pies...yum!

Police-Oi,fat man in a red suit!You're under arrest!

Santa-What for?

Police-Apparently,a YCM member said it's illegal to eat mince pies on Christmas Day.And for stealing one.

Santa-Which YCM member?My username is Fat Santa_25/12.

Police-My username is Cop./YUA.Anyway,Yin said it.

Santa-She's on my naughty list and...um...i'll think of something.Yes!I have it!Oh,no I don't.

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The UK still has some really stupid ones.

 

It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

It is illegal to eat mince pies on December 25.

A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants' date=' including in a policeman’s helmet

In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow

[/quote']

 

it's tradition to eat mince pies on christmas day!

 

Santa-Hmmm.Mince pies...yum!

Police-Oi,fat man in a red suit!You're under arrest!

Santa-What for?

Police-Apparently,a YCM member said it's illegal to eat mince pies on Christmas Day.And for stealing one.

Santa-Which YCM member?My username is Fat Santa_25/12.

Police-My username is Cop./YUA.Anyway,Yin said it.

Santa-She's on my naughty list and...um...i'll think of something.

 

I lol'd.

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In some states' date=' failed suicide can be punished with death sentence.

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It is truly a testament to the infinite capacity of your stupidity that you can still be so horribly wrong even after the truth has been spelled out right in front of you.

 

I am disappointed.

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I'm so confused. Why would they punish someone with a dealth sentence if they attempt suicide and fail? Isn't it giving them what they want either way?

 

inb4Crabspointlesslycrushingyouwithuberhaxintelligence

 

I already understand the reasoning behind arresting you for trying to attempt suicide. But wouldn't it be giving the person what they want if they were to put them on death row?

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I'm so confused. Why would they punish someone with a dealth sentence if they attempt suicide and fail? Isn't it giving them what they want either way?

 

inb4Crabspointlesslycrushingyouwithuberhaxintelligence

 

I already understand the reasoning behind arresting you for trying to attempt suicide. But wouldn't it be giving the person what they want if they were to put them on death row?

 

inb4Crabspointlesslycrushingyouwithuberhaxintelligenceandusingtermslike"stupidity","bestow"and"Mario Sunshine".

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