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I was watching this show 1001 things to do before I die. I thought it was really cool and here are some things I wanna do before I die.

 

 

1. Get laid

2.ask out the girl of my dreams

3. Punk ashton kutcher

 

And that's only some of them

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Row 1: Do the impossible.

Row 2: See the invisible.

3: Fight the powah.

 

But you are da powah. D:

 

1) Be the best.

2) Like no one ever was.

3) Catch them all, it's my real test.

4) Train them is my cause.

5) Travel across the land.

6) Search far and wide.

7) Understand each Pokemon, the power that's inside!

8) Cause it's my destiny.

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1) Be addressed as "YOU REBEL SCUM!" by someone in power.

2) Why would I ever need to do anything else?

 

When I either conquer the world or become my own independent nation' date=' I will be happy to fulfill that first request of yours.

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And then Chaos Pudding and I shall together reward you as a world-conquering dictator deserves.

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1) Be addressed as "YOU REBEL SCUM!" by someone in power.

2) Why would I ever need to do anything else?

 

When I either conquer the world or become my own independent nation' date=' I will be happy to fulfill that first request of yours.

[/quote']

 

And then Chaos Pudding and I shall together reward you as a world-conquering dictator deserves.

 

And I'll make sure to beef up security all over the perimeter and in the kitchen. You ain't gonna take my sammich, you rebel scum!

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Guest Chaos Pudding

1) Be addressed as "YOU REBEL SCUM!" by someone in power.

2) Why would I ever need to do anything else?

 

When I either conquer the world or become my own independent nation' date=' I will be happy to fulfill that first request of yours.

[/quote']

 

And then Chaos Pudding and I shall together reward you as a world-conquering dictator deserves.

 

And I'll make sure to beef up security all over the perimeter and in the kitchen. You ain't gonna take my sammich, you rebel scum!

 

Alright, Crab, you're all clear! Now let's blow this thing and go home!

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1) Be addressed as "YOU REBEL SCUM!" by someone in power.

2) Why would I ever need to do anything else?

 

When I either conquer the world or become my own independent nation' date=' I will be happy to fulfill that first request of yours.

[/quote']

 

And then Chaos Pudding and I shall together reward you as a world-conquering dictator deserves.

 

And I'll make sure to beef up security all over the perimeter and in the kitchen. You ain't gonna take my sammich, you rebel scum!

 

Alright, Crab, you're all clear! Now let's blow this thing and go home!

 

I'd like to add one more thing to my list:

 

9) Eat the sammich in the fridge before Crab and Chaos take over my kitchen.

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1) Be addressed as "YOU REBEL SCUM!" by someone in power.

2) Why would I ever need to do anything else?

 

When I either conquer the world or become my own independent nation' date=' I will be happy to fulfill that first request of yours.

[/quote']

 

And then Chaos Pudding and I shall together reward you as a world-conquering dictator deserves.

 

And I'll make sure to beef up security all over the perimeter and in the kitchen. You ain't gonna take my sammich, you rebel scum!

 

Alright, Crab, you're all clear! Now let's blow this thing and go home!

 

SUDDENLY, CRAB HELMET DEFECTS!

 

Can't let you do that, Star Pudding.

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1) Be addressed as "YOU REBEL SCUM!" by someone in power.

2) Why would I ever need to do anything else?

 

When I either conquer the world or become my own independent nation' date=' I will be happy to fulfill that first request of yours.

[/quote']

 

And then Chaos Pudding and I shall together reward you as a world-conquering dictator deserves.

 

And I'll make sure to beef up security all over the perimeter and in the kitchen. You ain't gonna take my sammich, you rebel scum!

 

Alright, Crab, you're all clear! Now let's blow this thing and go home!

 

SUDDENLY, CRAB HELMET DEFECTS!

 

Can't let you do that, Star Pudding.

 

Crab, watch out! Bogey on your tail! Do a Barrell Roll!

 

10) DO A BARREL ROLL!!!

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Guest Chaos Pudding

1) Be addressed as "YOU REBEL SCUM!" by someone in power.

2) Why would I ever need to do anything else?

 

When I either conquer the world or become my own independent nation' date=' I will be happy to fulfill that first request of yours.

[/quote']

 

And then Chaos Pudding and I shall together reward you as a world-conquering dictator deserves.

 

And I'll make sure to beef up security all over the perimeter and in the kitchen. You ain't gonna take my sammich, you rebel scum!

 

Alright, Crab, you're all clear! Now let's blow this thing and go home!

 

SUDDENLY, CRAB HELMET DEFECTS!

 

Can't let you do that, Star Pudding.

 

Crab, watch out! Bogey on your tail! Do a Barrell Roll!

 

10) DO A BARREL ROLL!!!

 

OBJECTION!!!

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1. Perform an autopsy.

2. Line up people I don't like in a row and use a sniper rifle to simultaneously kill them all with one well placed shot to the head.

3. Punch Stephenie Meyer in the face.

 

You forgot Number 4, man = Make our awesome band "The Perfect Storm".

(And I agree 100% with Number 3. I'll even help you with that one)

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