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1) Be addressed as "YOU REBEL SCUM!" by someone in power.

2) Why would I ever need to do anything else?

 

YOU REBEL SCUM!

 

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i iz sorry D:

 

Row 1: Do the impossible.

Row 2: See the invisible.

3: Fight the powah.

 

But you are da powah. D:

 

1) Be the best.

2) Like no one ever was.

3) Catch them all' date=' it's my real test.

4) Train them is my cause.

5) Travel across the land.

6) Search far and wide.

7) Understand each Pokemon, the power that's inside!

8) Cause it's my destiny.

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Sorry, but I've already done that. All you need is balls of steel, but you need to be able to take them out and throw them at monsters.

 

Uhh...

 

I want to do one thing before I die. And that is to die.

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Thing I want to do before I die are:

• Get totally drunk one night.

• Have a hang over

• Have a drinking contest with the worst drunk in my county and win hopefully

• Get high as a kite (probably will never happen)

• Go on a vacation and have a party

• Taste some valuable liquor

• Get into a fight and beat the sh!t out of some girl

• Do crazy stuff with the guys

• Have the time of my life and live free as a bird.

 

 

Yeah that pretty much sums it up. =D

 

So you're going to get completely trashed one night and wake up naked in some alleyway. Nice goals.

 

Who Me? No. I'm not stupid. Designated Drivers help if you've ever heard of 'em. Plus I'm redneck so it'll take a hell of a lot to get me trashed. I said I was gonna get drunk' date=' not trashed, major difference. Also I don't think my fiancee will let me go to a bar by myself.

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"totally drunk" is a synonymous with "trashed". Nice try though.

 

What the hell does designated driving have to do with anything?

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Thing I want to do before I die are:

• Get totally drunk one night.

• Have a hang over

• Have a drinking contest with the worst drunk in my county and win hopefully

• Get high as a kite (probably will never happen)

• Go on a vacation and have a party

• Taste some valuable liquor

• Get into a fight and beat the sh!t out of some girl

• Do crazy stuff with the guys

• Have the time of my life and live free as a bird.

 

 

Yeah that pretty much sums it up. =D

 

 

getting sloshed isn't apparent awesome

 

So you're going to get completely trashed one night and wake up naked in some alleyway. Nice goals.

 

Who Me? No. I'm not stupid. Designated Drivers help if you've ever heard of 'em. Plus I'm redneck so it'll take a hell of a lot to get me trashed. I said I was gonna get drunk' date=' not trashed, major difference. Also I don't think my fiancee will let me go to a bar by myself.

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"totally drunk" is a synonymous with "trashed". Nice try though.

 

What the hell does designated driving have to do with anything?

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1) Be addressed as "YOU REBEL SCUM!" by someone in power.

2) Why would I ever need to do anything else?

 

Power is rather relative. For example, as a mod, you are in fact in a position of power...on this forum. Go call yourself rebel scum.

 

 

....Or give your spot to me for a day, and I'll do it for you. I'll give it back right afterward. I promise.

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1) Be addressed as "YOU REBEL SCUM!" by someone in power.

2) Why would I ever need to do anything else?

 

Power is rather relative. For example' date=' as a mod, you are in fact in a position of power...on this forum. Go call yourself rebel scum.

 

 

....Or give your spot to me for a day, and I'll do it for you. I'll give it back right afterward. I promise.

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good luck with that chucklemuts

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@Princess Kitty: How in the world are those goals or things you want to do before death?

 

In that list' date=' all I saw are ways to die, not ways to live your life.

 

Once your an alcoholic or drugged up, you'll be worthless to existence. Don't go there.

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yeah getting sloshed is not a good idea

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@Princess Kitty: How in the world are those goals or things you want to do before death?

 

In that list' date=' all I saw are ways to die, not ways to live your life.

 

Once your an alcoholic or drugged up, you'll be worthless to existence. Don't go there.

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Because one night of debauchery = instant alcoholism :/

 

Her goals are stupid to be sure, but your logic is just as stupid.

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1) Come across the PERFECT video game

2) Complete one of the many ongoing projects I have going

3) Become famous

4) Conquer the world (or at least declare my lawn my own independent nation)

5) Get my own theme song

6) Win a pie-eating contest

7) Sleep an entire day (24 hours)

8) Wrestle a cow

 

Yeah...

 

1) Defeat Ken the Eagle with every character in Tatsunoko vs Capcom Ultimate All Stars

2) Win a pie-eating contest

3) -Solve a rubix cube. (O Mah Gawd Hell Ya!)

4) Steal candy from a baby. (I'm serious, I want to know if it's really that easy as they say)

5) Stay awake a whole day.

 

6) SPAM A FORUM WITH A LOAD OF **** :)

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I wasn't saying in one night =\

In all' date=' those goals fit a chance of being an alcoholic or something in the sort. I highly doubt she'll become it, but I was just putting something out there.

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To get "totally drunk once" is hardly grounds for alcoholism.

 

Pardon me for being oblivious of the fact that she wrote getting "totally drunk ONCE". I took it the wrong way~

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