Smear Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Post you Pick-Up lines that would never work. "I'm like a rubix cube baby. The more you play with me, the harder I get.""Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the next thing that pops up" xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together.Hey, aren't you tired? You've been running though my mind all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smear Posted February 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Lol, I love hearing these.They're so awesum. xD "Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes."xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Hey, there. How about you be jelly, I'll be peanut butter, and you and me make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smear Posted February 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 LOL.Awesum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 The world is about to end! Lets do something drastic!--Will you bear my child? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BehindTheMask Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Protip: "If I wasn't gay, you would totally be mine" has worked for me 79% of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pudpop Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Protip: "If I wasn't gay' date=' you would totally be mine" has worked for me 79% of the time.[/quote'] It's supposed to be FAIL pick up lines... But who needs em?You go to the girl, rest your arm on her shoulder and *accidentally* lower your hand onto her breast.If your hot enough, you'll get laid.If your not, then you at least felt them right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 But who needs em?You go to the girl' date=' rest your arm on her shoulder and *accidentally* lower your hand onto her breast.If your hot enough, you'll get laid.If your not, then you at least felt them right?[/quote'] THIS DUDE HAS MORE CLEVER THEN MOST MODS!11!1!!!!! Why isn't this guy on my popular list? Added. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teh ZWOOTS Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Okay, I got one. First, you scream "love me" and then you start crying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pudpop Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Above: Pretend I'm the girl.That happens to me.I'm officially hot.Why should I settle for you?*coughionceagainpointoutthatifyou'rehotyou'llgettlaidcough**coughifyou'renothotyougetembarassedcough* @Altair: Thanx. It should be common sense though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 You must be a chicken farmer 'cos you sure know how to raise cocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmodius Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 "I am gay". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arekku_Koro Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 "Does this rag smell like chlorofom to you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pichu Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Baby are you breaking wind, Cause you're blowing me away!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoDemonX Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 I have to agree that all pick up lines fails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 You must be a chicken farmer 'cos you sure know how to raise cocks. ... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Arika, that'sa good 'un! If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come in between the holidays? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pichu Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 You must be a chicken farmer 'cos you sure know how to raise cocks.If your left leg is Thanksgiving' date=' and your right leg is Christmas, can I come in between the holidays? ;)[/quote']lol FUNN ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorrow. Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 You must be taking karate classes or something cause your body is kickin'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pichu Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 just ramdomly walk up to them and said "I LOVE YOU!!!" then walk away all slow like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorrow. Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 I'm pancake and your syrup, being laid on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shatteredfox Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 "I'm sorry maam but there's been reports of aliens going undercover as hot female women I am going to need you to have sex with me to make sure you are not as mentioned before an alien." "There's a party in my pants and your invited" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smear Posted February 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 You must be a chicken farmer 'cos you sure know how to raise cocks. Akira just owned this thread.xD That's legendary.LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 Hey, nice shoes, wanna **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pudpop Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 Lol, I like that one, gets to the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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