Goblin Inquisitor Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 "Hey baby~, I will phantom your opera" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex DeLarge Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 this has got to be the absolute worst one ever: hey baby, if you were a booger I'd pick you first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icestorm Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 "Clothes are so overrated. Let's go to my place and show how much we agree." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Delinquent Girl NiAtSoFi Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 From the Nature Boy Ric Flair: “Girls, you can't be the first, but you can be next.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pudpop Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 You have something on your ass......My eyes! Can I take a picture of you' date=' so I can show Santa just what I want forChristmas You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none. [b']What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.[/b] I lol'ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mors Secundis Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 You must be a Fine because you have parking ticket written all over you wait.... I messed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream. ... That comes in second place. No one can beat master Akira. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Here's some I found utter fail. Want to measure my rise-time? I'm here to test the structural integrity of your bed. What else were you planning on doing tonight? Sleeping? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobo144 Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Here's 2 that will get your face laid with a hand: Hey baby, how about I bang you and you don't press charges. Hey, close your eyes, reach down, and find the worm to fish with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 I thought I was gay - until I met you! Responce: I thought I was straight - until I met you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you happy to see me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twig Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 I'd like to use my battering ram on your castle doors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 My weiner just died. Can I bury it in your pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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