Guest Delinquent Girl NiAtSoFi Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 I want some dark jokes, preferably non-sexual. EXAMPLE:I miss Steve Irwin. The stingray didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 [spoiler=What's worse than a dead puppy nailed to a tree?]A dead puppy nailed to 20 trees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Delinquent Girl NiAtSoFi Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 lol. MOAR DARK! MOAR HUMOR! MOAR DARK HUMOR, FOLKS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dissonance Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Any Helen Keller joke. How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle? Nail it's other hand to the floor. What do you call 4 black guys driving off a cliff in a Buick? A waste, a Buick can seat 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ensenada Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 What's better than a lawyer in a burning plane? A 1000 lawyers in a burning plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B3lly N3rd Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 how do you stop a 8 year old from anoying you...let em play ina plastic bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dissonance Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza won't kick and scream when you put it in the oven. What's the difference between a pizza and a mexican? A pizza can feed a family of 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Delinquent Girl NiAtSoFi Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 any more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 Not needed, not really appropriate, and frankly rather meh. ~Locked~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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