Masey 4 AVFC Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 I found them funny!:lol:So rate these out of 0-10!Also,discuss these jokes and post some more that isn't on the list. [spoiler=Yo Momma so fat...]Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN" Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo momma so fat we're in her right now Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code! Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon! Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved! Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky! Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to funk her Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the jabroni's good side! Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose. Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball! Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell! Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views! Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips! Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper! Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car! Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground. Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep. Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get again. Yo momma so fat she influences the tides. Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out. Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World. Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones. Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through Yo momma so fat when the jabroni goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes. Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket. Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back! Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard. Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean..... Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the jabroni caused an eclipse. Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl. Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean. Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow! Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!! Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet. Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth Yo momma so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons Yo momma so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!!! Yo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the funk off!!! Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!! Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development Yo momma so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94" Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans Yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a mary jane truck Yo momma so fat, whe she ran out of the road in front of me, I tried to swerve around but ran out of petrol. [spoiler=Ya Momma So Stupid...]Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. Yo momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread. Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too." Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics." Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday. Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course Yo momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch. Yo momma so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi! Hitler" Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg Yo momma so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home. Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said levi's [spoiler=Yo Mamma So Ugly...]Yo momma so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her arse and her face and said "Siamese twins". Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?" Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry. Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours... for a quote! Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested! Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her! Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone! Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone! Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween. Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her. Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away. Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound. Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. Yo momma so ugly your dad's breath smells like sheet because he would rather kiss her ass. Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow [spoiler=Yo Mamma So Old...]Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number! Yo momma so old her social security number is 1! Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch' Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo momma so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks! Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook! Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it. Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs. Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade. Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything". Yo momma so old she was Jesus' Wet Nurse Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang Yo momma so old even God calls her mother! [spoiler=Yo Momma So Poor...]Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!! Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says "DING!" Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage." Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut. Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money Yo momma so poor you go out for sunday pushes of the skateboard [spoiler=Yo Mamma So Short]Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence! Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb. Yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed. Yo momma so short she models for trophys. Yo momma so short she is the original Q-tip Yo momma so short she poll vaults with a toothpick [spoiler=Yo Mamma So Nasty...]Yo momma so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt Yo momma so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh! Yo momma so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach Yo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left. Yo momma so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo momma so nasty that her sh*t is glad to escape. Yo momma so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection. Yo momma so nasty lice consider her a great vacation place Yo momma so nasty she was declared quarentine since before she was born Yo momma so nasty she joined the four horseman: war, death, famine, disease and Yo momma Yo momma so nasty the bastards teeth look like she got jumped by the Cavity Creeps!!! Yo momma so nasty she has two pussys and they both stink. Yo momma so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea Yo momma so nasty skunks run from her [spoiler=Yo Momma so like...]Yo momma like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay Yo momma like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up! Yo momma like the pillbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke! Yo momma like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn! Yo momma like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on! Yo momma like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride! Yo momma like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one! Yo momma like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country! Yo momma like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her! Yo momma like a shotgun: one cock and she blows! Yo momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw! Yo momma like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing Yo momma like a refridgerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her! Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package! Yo momma like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded. Yo momma like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter. Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long. Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!" Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!" Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow. Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap! Yo momma like a vaccuum cleaner.....a real good suck. yo momma like a vaccum cleaner she sucks she blows and then she gets laid in the closet. Yo momma like a potatoe chip seller on 42nd street, "LAYS! LAYS!..." Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size Yo momma like a mobile phone: free after 7:30 Yo momma like a radio; she gets turned on by bent knobs. Yo momma like a bowling ball; first she gets fingered and then chucked down the alley! [spoiler=Yo Mamma So Hairy...]Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples! Yo momma so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! Yo momma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. Yo momma so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro! Yo momma so hairy she shaves with a weedwhacker [spoiler=Yo Mamma So Slutty...]Yo momma so slutty she could suck-start a Harley! Yo momma so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball! Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt! Yo momma so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs" Yo momma so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change. Yo momma so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive Yo momma so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times. Yo momma so slutty I funked her and I's a chick! Yo momma so slutty she blind and seeing another man. Yo momma so slutty John Holmes just looked at her and got AIDS Yo momma so slutty she is known as Homecomming Disease Yo momma so slutty she has Trojan written on her gumline. [spoiler=Yo Mamma Has...]Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle. Yo momma has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. Yo momma has one hand and a Clapper. Yo momma has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back. Yo momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree. Yo momma has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying. Yo momma has a 'fro with warning lights. Yo momma has 10 fingers--all on the same hand. Yo momma has a glass eye with a fish in it. Yo momma has a short leg and walks in circles. Yo momma has a short arm and can't applaude. Yo momma has no ears.... I seen the jabroni trying on sunglasses Yo momma has an ass soo big she has to sheet in a dumpster [spoiler=Yo Mamma Got...]Yo momma got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger! Yo momma got two wooden legs and one is one backward.~~~ Yo momma got three fingers and a banjo. Yo momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it. Yo momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns. Yo momma got a' afro, wit' a chin strap!!!! Yo momma got a wooden leg with branches. Yo momma got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail. Yo momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns. Yo momma got eyes in her butt talking about "Damn, did you see that sheet?!" [spoiler=Extras]Yo momma wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!" Yo momma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo momma aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray. Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice. Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound. Yo momma hips are so big, people set their drinks on them. Yo momma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it. Yo momma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone. Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on. Yo momma twice the man you are. Yo momma cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo. Yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9. Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear. Yo momma middle name is Rambo. Yo momma in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more." Yo momma rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals. Yo momma gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo. Yo momma breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck. Yo momma was in church with a tee-shirt on that said "WHO FARTED?" Yo momma is in a wheelchair screaming "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS sheet" Yo momma threw a frizbee three weeks ago that hasn't landed yet. Yo momma can wrestle a cow to the ground. Yo momma referees bar fights without a shirt on. If my dog had a face as ugly as your momma's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards. It took yo momma 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat! You were born out of your mother's arse 'cos her jabroni was too busy. I saw your momma at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle. I seen your mother downtown scrapping with a pigeon for a peanut. Yo dick is so small, you pee on your nuts. Yo dick is so small, it looks like you have a second bellybutton. Yo daddy is like cement, it takes him two days to get hard. (All jokes are off Portalmix.com.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 I wouldn't rate them. =O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masey 4 AVFC Posted February 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 why not? Because I find jokes about mothers in general quite disrespectful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masey 4 AVFC Posted February 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 it's not supposed to offend anybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pudpop Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, she's already worldwide. EDIT: you got most of these from a different website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 All of these are horrible. In fact, yo momma jokes themselves are pure stupidity. Good day, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 These were funny in 2nd grade. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
::тǿρħєя:: Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 All of these jokes fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 It depends who's mother you're talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 TWSS > your momma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masey 4 AVFC Posted February 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet' date=' she's already worldwide. EDIT: you got most of these from a different website.[/quote'] www.portalmix.com ya momma so fat when she wears yellow,people shout taxi. ya mom so fat she broke the family tree. ya mom so small she commited suicide by jumping of a pencil. ya mom so small she needs a lifeguard for her cereal bowl. ya mom so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. Man:Ya got summat on ya chin.(Fat Guy wipes his chin.)Man:No,your other chin. All these jokes are made by me.If you heard these before,say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranzer Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 No the yo mama joke just sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masey 4 AVFC Posted February 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 some do some don't in a cussing comp.,these own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 some do some don't in a cussing comp.' date='these own.[/quote'] but your the only one stupid enough to get into a 'cussing comp'... :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet' date=' she's already worldwide. EDIT: you got most of these from a different website.[/quote'] www.portalmix.com ya momma so fat when she wears yellow,people shout taxi. ya mom so fat she broke the family tree. ya mom so small she commited suicide by jumping of a pencil. ya mom so small she needs a lifeguard for her cereal bowl. ya mom so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. Man:Ya got summat on ya chin.(Fat Guy wipes his chin.)Man:No,your other chin. All these jokes are made by me.If you heard these before,say. This was the only one almost being funny. The rest kinda sucks. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masey 4 AVFC Posted February 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 yay! my made up joke made wiiomi laugh!ya moms so fat she covers U,S and A! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pudpop Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Yo mamma so fat that the christmas pic you took of her is still printing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Shaymin:. Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 What are you in 1ST grade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero~ Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 why not? Because I find jokes about mothers in general quite disrespectful. This.last time someone said a "Yo mamma" joke to me, it took everything I had not to break their nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pudpop Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 But what if they said: You're so fat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 no.... i dont like them they are not funny T_T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teh ZWOOTS Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 THEREARETOOMANYDX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masey 4 AVFC Posted February 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 i know theres many Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windowlicker Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 I don't get it. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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