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"The Republic of Tkill93 is a tiny, economically powerful nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 7 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

 

The minute, corrupt, moralistic government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. Income tax is unheard of. A substantial private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Woodchip Exports.

 

Elections have been outlawed, military spending is on the increase, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is a problem. Tkill93's national animal is the pear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the dollar."

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The Crazy Nation of Evil fuzzy bunnys is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.608 billion enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

 

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 49%, but much higher for the wealthy. A tiny private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

 

Children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, graffiti graces every city's streets, and the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a serious problem. Evil fuzzy bunnys's national animal is the Cactaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Bunny.

 

Evil fuzzy bunnys is ranked 5th in the region and 7,731st in the world for Most Cultured.

 

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The Empire of Shizzle Tsu is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning shizzle bear population. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

 

The large government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 26%, but much higher for the wealthy. A robust private sector is led by the Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales industries.

 

Crime is moderate. Shizzle Tsu's national animal is the shizzle bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the shizzle.

 

I love the shizzle bears. xD

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The Republic of Lollipops

“Hug a Duck, Shave a Beaver”

 

The Republic of Lollipops is a fledgling, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

 

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12%. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

 

Crime is moderate. Lollipops' national animal is the robot, and its currency is the dollar.

 

EDIT: mine and Pickachu's are the same.

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