Teh ZWOOTS Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 [12:46:46 AM] zwoots: YOU GOT MY MONEY? D=<[12:46:51 AM] metamaster765: ...yes...[12:46:58 AM] metamaster765: ...you give me the stuff first[12:47:09 AM] metamaster765: then you can have your precious dime...[12:47:30 AM] zwoots: *puts brief case on the floor and slide it over to you*[12:47:39 AM] metamaster765: *opens it up*[12:47:47 AM] metamaster765: *takes out a rubber duck*[12:47:49 AM] metamaster765: ...[12:47:51 AM] metamaster765: *squeaks it*[12:47:58 AM] metamaster765: mmhm...[12:48:02 AM] metamaster765: *sniffs it*[12:48:07 AM] metamaster765: mmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm.............[12:48:18 AM] metamaster765: *puts it back in and closes briefcase*[12:48:32 AM] metamaster765: *flips you a dime all the way across the table*[12:48:52 AM] zwoots: *bites dime*[12:48:56 AM] zwoots: Hmmm.....[12:49:00 AM] zwoots: Chocolate.[12:49:03 AM] zwoots: Trade complete. You have any epic chat quotes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smear Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Only Omegle. 'You're now talking to a random stranger. Say hi!Strange: horny girl?You: No.Your conversational partner has disconnected.' xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EHN. Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 In my old club we broke the official YCM record with like 91 quoted posts or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 My biology teacher: "Today it's even possible to tell a pregnant woman that she's pregnant." My geography teacher: "This is will be very complicated, but not really." My english teacher: "Often, the teacher decides for the worse, but in most cases not." My physics teacher: "It's very confusing and it means the other side.....................is............just the other side." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Pennar Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hi partnerYou: oy!You: hows it going!?Stranger: oggy!Stranger: so great!You: lolnoStranger: hows it hangin bro?You: i feel like my ass hurtsStranger: omg me too!Stranger: dad was wee bit agressive last nightYou: yea, I had major constipationStranger: no more cheese for you young manYou: so tell me, Ho hard did your dad rape you?You: how*Stranger: well at first he was all BAM BAM BAM BAM, but then he started cryingYou: lawlStranger: no wonder mom left himYou: i'd kick him in the balls, throw him out in the road, Run him over, then put it in reverse and run him over againStranger: i think thats a little excesive, he just raped meYou: lawlStranger: usually he rapes me for fat tuesday, but he read the calender wrong, i didnt want to ruin his dayYou: lawl, you do not know what raping is don't you?Stranger: yea its when you're violantedStranger: rite?Stranger: COLLEEN?You: i'm gonna go out the door and facedesk so hard that the railing crumblesStranger: sorry, i thought you where my dad for a secondStranger: is that like facebook?You: -facedesks so hard that the desk breaks-You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Wright~ Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 First, second, and last quotes in my sig. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 O.o whos crab helmet? anywayme: can i get a drinkteacher: NO!!!! Do you have any idea how many people in Haiti would love for a tiny glass of water and you just go and ask to get a drink when you wont die if you don't!? Do you have any idea how selfish that is!? There was a girl that lived 16 days with no water and you ask for a drink! You should try and be more like her!me(MIND): LOL don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh! *muffled laughter from class*[end quote]yes so apparently i am inconsiderate to all the people in Haiti go figure. later she sees me putting a quarter in the Haiti jar, she yells for not giving more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Wright~ Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 O.o whos crab helmet? anywayme: can i get a drinkteacher: NO!!!! Do you have any idea how many people in Haiti would love for a tiny glass of water and you just go and ask to get a drink when you wont die if you don't!? Do you have any idea how selfish that is!? There was a girl that lived 16 days with no water and you ask for a drink! You should try and be more like her!me(MIND): LOL don't laugh' date=' don't laugh, don't laugh! *muffled laughter from class*[end quote']yes so apparently i am inconsiderate to all the people in Haiti go figure. later she sees me putting a quarter in the Haiti jar, she yells for not giving more. I think ya missed somthin in mah quote. D: Your quote is awesomesauce. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: bi male here looking for cam fun -- interested?You: GAYYou have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 O.o whos crab helmet? anywayme: can i get a drinkteacher: NO!!!! Do you have any idea how many people in Haiti would love for a tiny glass of water and you just go and ask to get a drink when you wont die if you don't!? Do you have any idea how selfish that is!? There was a girl that lived 16 days with no water and you ask for a drink! You should try and be more like her!me(MIND): LOL don't laugh' date=' don't laugh, don't laugh! *muffled laughter from class*[end quote']yes so apparently i am inconsiderate to all the people in Haiti go figure. later she sees me putting a quarter in the Haiti jar, she yells for not giving more. I don't care about the peoples in Haiti. And how did that girl survive 16 days without water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 O.o whos crab helmet? anywayme: can i get a drinkteacher: NO!!!! Do you have any idea how many people in Haiti would love for a tiny glass of water and you just go and ask to get a drink when you wont die if you don't!? Do you have any idea how selfish that is!? There was a girl that lived 16 days with no water and you ask for a drink! You should try and be more like her!me(MIND): LOL don't laugh' date=' don't laugh, don't laugh! *muffled laughter from class*[end quote']yes so apparently i am inconsiderate to all the people in Haiti go figure. later she sees me putting a quarter in the Haiti jar, she yells for not giving more. I don't care about the peoples in Haiti. And how did that girl survive 16 days without water? She drunk milk instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Shovel Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Me: HeyFriend: Wassup?Me: Not much, you?Friend: Just watching lady bugs mateMe: ...Friend: Bug Porn is awesomeMe: wtf?-Logged offline- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverik Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Me: heyFriend: wats up?Me: nothinFrined: wanna go see a movie?Me: sure.....Friend: you wanna buy?Me: why?....you asked me...remember?Friend: So....Me: fine...I'll pay....but you owe me 1.....*Goes to movies*Friend: that was a great movieMe: yep....Friend: wanna go back to my house?Me: why?Friend: because i owe you 1...remember?Me: *lightbulb clicks on* oh yeah.....*goes to Friends house*Friend's mom: KRISTINE WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING UP THERE????Friend: NOTHING!!!!Me: yeah....nothing....right.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niño Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 My teacher explains the infinant universe and multiverse theoryMe: So you are telling me, right now, at this very moment there is a rich, muscular, sucsessful version of you getting laid.Teacher: ...Yes, that is exactly what I'm sayingEveryone laughsTeacher: Just for being a smartass you can have a 30 minute call back todayMe: -FACEDESK!- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Jevans Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 In German class we were individualy going over our oral questions that I had forgot to learn and was constantly ooking down at my desk so I don't get picked. Teacher: Now let's see, who's next?Me(In my head): not me not me not me not me...Teacher: Mr. Evans!I slam my head on the desk and don't move.Teacher: If he's still alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 How did the story end? =0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necro Pheonix Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Student teacher passing out papers: Who's Carter?Teacher: He's the small one over their*Laughing*Teacher: What? Most of my favorite things come in small packages!*Laughing*Teacher:What!? My sons small, and I love him! See if you can catch why we were laughing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAEGING D0GKING Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Me : HiHim : HiMe : Ummm helloHim : Waz upMe : YouHim : OkYou have been disconnected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Jevans Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 How did the story end? =0 I didn't move for a bit then sighed, got up and showed my amazing skills in the German language. I got an E. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosIncarn Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Alright...back in high school...Algebra 1... Me: [sits down in seat before class starts, typical sigh]Teacher: [Walks up to my desk, and gets about 8 inches from my face] (Mind you this is a old ass woman that age has been very unkind to. I'm creeped out)Me: ....What?Teacher: You need to shave.Me: ........[unable to hold back] So do you. Yeah...the principle laughed too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 How did the story end? =0 I didn't move for a bit then sighed' date=' got up and showed my amazing skills in the German language. I got an E.[/quote'] Wie schade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Lightning Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Why don't you guys come in at lunch period and take your little toys into my office? We can work out some rhythm issues! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Jevans Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 How did the story end? =0 I didn't move for a bit then sighed' date=' got up and showed my amazing skills in the German language. I got an E.[/quote'] Wie schade. Well, I didn't revise so I kinda had it coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 How did the story end? =0 I didn't move for a bit then sighed' date=' got up and showed my amazing skills in the German language. I got an E.[/quote'] Wie schade. Well, I didn't revise so I kinda had it coming. What were the questions? =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesirson Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Remember to not smell in the door.The joke is that I'm a Swede, and the Swedish word "Smäll" is pronounced the same way as smell. Smäll means smash, so she was originally trying to tell me not to close the door by smashing it closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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