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I'm pretty sure completing high school is a requirement in the US.

 

Riku may be right about something...

 

It's not a requirement' date=' but it is highly advised if you actually plan on getting a job.

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There are very few jobs that accept people without a High School Diploma, so don't try to fix what's not broken

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I'm pretty sure completing high school is a requirement in the US.

 

Riku may be right about something...

 

It's not a requirement' date=' but it is highly advised if you actually plan on getting a job.

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There are very few jobs that accept people without a High School Diploma, so don't try to fix what's not broken

 

I mean you go to High School, which then connects to Collage.

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lol bribing works....

 

depends who you bribe, an honest person will never accept a bribe.

 

Requirement: You must be VERY persuasive to do this.

- Persuade someone (preferably someone not very bright) to pull the fire alarm or place a bomb threat or something. I was only able to do this once, after that I stopped because the guy I persuaded got caught.

Another note, make sure it is someone who does not know your name in case they get caught. It also helps if the person has their own reason to be angry.

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this is very ironic because i was discussing how to do this over MSN before this topic was made, and some person mistaked me for the TC.....

 

I'm pretty sure completing high school is a requirement in the US.

 

Riku may be right about something...

 

It's not a requirement' date=' but it is highly advised if you actually plan on getting a job.

[/quote']

 

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There are very few jobs that accept people without a High School Diploma, so don't try to fix what's not broken

 

I mean you go to High School, which then connects to Collage.

 

and there are more jobs that require college degrees than just a high school degree

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The best way IMO...

 

[spoiler=Graduating Early]Do really well in high school until you got al your credits. Do it fast and do it in middle school and you'll be out by junior year.

 

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Something if you really need to get out of school (or most things): Make a small cut somewhere (don't be an emo and cut your wrists, that looks way to suspicious). Then, use a bandage to soak up the blood. Wear the bandage inverted, and think up a story that would be appropriate. Result: You now have an injury that looks way worse than it actually is. Also, good places are hands/fingers. You could make a tiny cut there but claim that it's incredibly inconvenient and painful.

 

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I'm pretty sure completing high school is a requirement in the US.

 

Riku may be right about something...

 

It's not a requirement' date=' but it is highly advised if you actually plan on [i']getting into a collage.[/i]

 

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I'm pretty sure completing high school is a requirement in the US.

 

Riku may be right about something...

 

It's not a requirement' date=' but it is highly advised if you actually plan on getting a job.

[/quote']

 

Fix'd

 

There are very few jobs that accept people without a High School Diploma, so don't try to fix what's not broken

 

I mean you go to High School, which then connects to Collage.

 

Yeah, I really need to get into a Collage.

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Method: Mention that you are feeling ill the day before you don't want to go, and make it clear than your feeling a bit uneasy, but stay at school still, then when its time for the day you don't want to go, just phone up and say that you're ill, or hand in a note the next day.

Why it works: Because people will think you caught something the day before and its got worse from when you first had it.

 

Works it its like the Friday before you break up or you have PE.

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Method: Mention that you are feeling ill the day before you don't want to go' date=' and make it clear than your feeling a bit uneasy, but stay at school still, then when its time for the day you don't want to go, just phone up and say that you're ill, or hand in a note the next day.

Why it works: Because people will think you caught something the day before and its got worse from when you first had it.

 

Works it its like the Friday before you break up or you have PE.

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Um... That might not work for some people

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Method #4: Kill self

How it works: You can't do work if you can't move or breathe' date=' or think.

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Suicide is bad. It'll hurt more people than yourself

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