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Befriend a poltergeist with the power to send the world into The Void' date=' and then make an announcement to the entire world telling them to surrender to me or I'll destroy the Earth.

 

Flawless.

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My friend, me and my squad shall prevent that if it interferes with our gaming. That reminds me, will it?

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Befriend a poltergeist with the power to send the world into The Void' date=' and then make an announcement to the entire world telling them to surrender to me or I'll destroy the Earth.

 

Flawless.

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My friend, me and my squad shall prevent that if it interferes with our gaming. That reminds me, will it?

 

As long as the world surrenders, gaming shall be the new official world sport.

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Befriend a poltergeist with the power to send the world into The Void' date=' and then make an announcement to the entire world telling them to surrender to me or I'll destroy the Earth.

 

Flawless.

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My friend, me and my squad shall prevent that if it interferes with our gaming. That reminds me, will it?

 

As long as the world surrenders, gaming shall be the new official world sport.

 

I'm in.

 

But will I have to worship you and Haruhi kami-sama or just you?

 

If only you, there's a problem.

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Befriend a poltergeist with the power to send the world into The Void' date=' and then make an announcement to the entire world telling them to surrender to me or I'll destroy the Earth.

 

Flawless.

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My friend, me and my squad shall prevent that if it interferes with our gaming. That reminds me, will it?

 

As long as the world surrenders, gaming shall be the new official world sport.

 

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Befriend a poltergeist with the power to send the world into The Void' date=' and then make an announcement to the entire world telling them to surrender to me or I'll destroy the Earth.

 

Flawless.

[/quote']

 

My friend, me and my squad shall prevent that if it interferes with our gaming. That reminds me, will it?

 

As long as the world surrenders, gaming shall be the new official world sport.

 

I'm in.

 

But will I have to worship you and Haruhi kami-sama or just you?

 

If only you, there's a problem.

 

You'll be legally obligated to worship me, but that doesn't mean you can't worship someone else too.

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Befriend a poltergeist with the power to send the world into The Void' date=' and then make an announcement to the entire world telling them to surrender to me or I'll destroy the Earth.

 

Flawless.

[/quote']

 

My friend, me and my squad shall prevent that if it interferes with our gaming. That reminds me, will it?

 

As long as the world surrenders, gaming shall be the new official world sport.

 

I'm in.

 

But will I have to worship you and Haruhi kami-sama or just you?

 

If only you, there's a problem.

 

You'll be legally obligated to worship me, but that doesn't mean you can't worship someone else too.

 

-Okay. I'm now cool with it.

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I would kill everything on the face of the Earth. It will be easy to dominate the world once all of it's organisms are gone.

 

If you bow down to me now' date=' I might be merciful to you and end your life quickly.

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Thought you were going to spare me, dude! Or does this mean that you're gonna go for a solo career now?

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