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Cool stuff. I'm sure that guy has no problems getting laid. xD

 

omfg if that guy came to my house with his lethaly sharpened sword and said' date=' im here to kill you. i'd crap my pants.

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I'd pull out a gun and ask him if he could dodge bullets.

 

You'd be dead before you could pull out the gun...

 

His possibility of death is slightly higher than mine. I'm not saying that i'm a wizz with a gun or anything but it doesn't take a sniper to hit someone with a shotgun.

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Cool stuff. I'm sure that guy has no problems getting laid. xD

 

omfg if that guy came to my house with his lethaly sharpened sword and said' date=' im here to kill you. i'd crap my pants.

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I'd pull out a gun and ask him if he could dodge bullets.

 

You'd be dead before you could pull out the gun...

 

His possibility of death is slightly higher than mine. I'm not saying that i'm a wizz with a gun or anything but it doesn't take a sniper to hit someone with a shotgun.

 

He will be on you before you can even point the gun at him... If he tells you he is going to kill you, he will probably be close enough to do it immediately... Hell, he might be in the process of doing it and you don't even know it... He is that good...

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Cool stuff. I'm sure that guy has no problems getting laid. xD

 

omfg if that guy came to my house with his lethaly sharpened sword and said' date=' im here to kill you. i'd crap my pants.

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I'd pull out a gun and ask him if he could dodge bullets.

 

You'd be dead before you could pull out the gun...

 

His possibility of death is slightly higher than mine. I'm not saying that i'm a wizz with a gun or anything but it doesn't take a sniper to hit someone with a shotgun.

 

He will be on you before you can even point the gun at him...

 

Depending on where we are and how far away he is. There are multiple circumstances that would tip the favor in either his or my direction.

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Cool stuff. I'm sure that guy has no problems getting laid. xD

 

omfg if that guy came to my house with his lethaly sharpened sword and said' date=' im here to kill you. i'd crap my pants.

[/quote']

 

I'd pull out a gun and ask him if he could dodge bullets.

 

You'd be dead before you could pull out the gun...

 

His possibility of death is slightly higher than mine. I'm not saying that i'm a wizz with a gun or anything but it doesn't take a sniper to hit someone with a shotgun.

 

He will be on you before you can even point the gun at him...

 

Depending on where we are and how far away he is. There are multiple circumstances that would tip the favor in either his or my direction.

 

I doubt he is going to let you know he is there without being ready to kill you immediately...

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Cool stuff. I'm sure that guy has no problems getting laid. xD

 

omfg if that guy came to my house with his lethaly sharpened sword and said' date=' im here to kill you. i'd crap my pants.

[/quote']

 

I'd pull out a gun and ask him if he could dodge bullets.

 

You'd be dead before you could pull out the gun...

 

His possibility of death is slightly higher than mine. I'm not saying that i'm a wizz with a gun or anything but it doesn't take a sniper to hit someone with a shotgun.

 

He will be on you before you can even point the gun at him...

 

Depending on where we are and how far away he is. There are multiple circumstances that would tip the favor in either his or my direction.

 

I doubt he is going to let you know he is there without being ready to kill you immediately...

 

Like I said. Different circumstances breed different outcomes.

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Cool stuff. I'm sure that guy has no problems getting laid. xD

 

omfg if that guy came to my house with his lethaly sharpened sword and said' date=' im here to kill you. i'd crap my pants.

[/quote']

 

I'd pull out a gun and ask him if he could dodge bullets.

 

You'd be dead before you could pull out the gun...

 

His possibility of death is slightly higher than mine. I'm not saying that i'm a wizz with a gun or anything but it doesn't take a sniper to hit someone with a shotgun.

 

He will be on you before you can even point the gun at him...

 

Depending on where we are and how far away he is. There are multiple circumstances that would tip the favor in either his or my direction.

 

I doubt he is going to let you know he is there without being ready to kill you immediately...

 

Like I said. Different circumstances breed different outcomes.

 

A ninja will make the circumstances all be in his favor... like being in the process of stabbing you through the back as he says he is there to kill you...

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Cool stuff. I'm sure that guy has no problems getting laid. xD

 

omfg if that guy came to my house with his lethaly sharpened sword and said' date=' im here to kill you. i'd crap my pants.

[/quote']

 

I'd pull out a gun and ask him if he could dodge bullets.

 

You'd be dead before you could pull out the gun...

 

His possibility of death is slightly higher than mine. I'm not saying that i'm a wizz with a gun or anything but it doesn't take a sniper to hit someone with a shotgun.

 

He will be on you before you can even point the gun at him...

 

Depending on where we are and how far away he is. There are multiple circumstances that would tip the favor in either his or my direction.

 

I doubt he is going to let you know he is there without being ready to kill you immediately...

 

Like I said. Different circumstances breed different outcomes.

 

A ninja will make the circumstances all be in his favor... like being in the process of stabbing you through the back as he says he is there to kill you...

 

How bout this then. I am 12 feet away and my gun is already pointed at him, he is disarmed and already badly wounded from a previous scuffle. My finger is already on the trigger. As you can see, I have tipped the scales so that he has zero chance of survival. Sure it isn't fair but this is just the outcome of one of many circumstances that could happen.

 

 

Besides, this guy isn't a ninja. He is a free runner. =P

 

 

We are getting a bit off topic though...

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Cool stuff. I'm sure that guy has no problems getting laid. xD

 

omfg if that guy came to my house with his lethaly sharpened sword and said' date=' im here to kill you. i'd crap my pants.

[/quote']

 

I'd pull out a gun and ask him if he could dodge bullets.

 

You'd be dead before you could pull out the gun...

 

His possibility of death is slightly higher than mine. I'm not saying that i'm a wizz with a gun or anything but it doesn't take a sniper to hit someone with a shotgun.

 

He will be on you before you can even point the gun at him...

 

Depending on where we are and how far away he is. There are multiple circumstances that would tip the favor in either his or my direction.

 

I doubt he is going to let you know he is there without being ready to kill you immediately...

 

Like I said. Different circumstances breed different outcomes.

 

A ninja will make the circumstances all be in his favor... like being in the process of stabbing you through the back as he says he is there to kill you...

 

How bout this then. I am 12 feet away and my gun is already pointed at him, he is disarmed and already badly wounded from a previous scuffle. My finger is already on the trigger. As you can see, I have tipped the scales so that he has zero chance of survival. Sure it isn't fair but this is just the outcome of one of many circumstances that could happen.

 

 

Besides, this guy isn't a ninja. He is a free runner. =P

 

 

We are getting a bit off topic though...

 

My point is though, he wouldn't allow himself to be put in that situation.

 

Free runners are modern day ninjas... Besides, this guy has practiced with weapons and shits.

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